Chapter 5 The Reopening of the Church
"Run!"
After a terrible scream, the two of them ran away. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info But after this female ghost killed the scum Zhao, instead of leaving, she also put on the idea of Qiusheng and Wencai.
Seeing that the two of them were about to run out of the gate and escape from the demon cave, at this moment, the female ghost suddenly blocked their way, and then the two of them decisively coaxed:
"It's none of our business!"
"It's none of our business!"
The two of them spoke in unison, and Chu Nan was stunned, how is this sentence popular recently, why do they use this trick one by two?
However, you two want to retreat six-two-five? Oh, think beautifully!
"Let me ask you, have you received any money?"
"Yes!"
"Nope!"
"Huh?!"
Hearing that Wen Cai was so "honest", Qiu Sheng was about to explode, covering his mouth was an old fist, which made Wen Cai hold his stomach and hum, hum and chirp, and he couldn't speak for a long time. Then Qiusheng turned around, nodded at the female ghost, and almost knelt down:
"Auntie, we really confiscated the money, confiscated the money....."
"Yes, yes, he hasn't had time to give us half of it..."
“......”
This TM is embarrassing!
Qiusheng was directly choked, leaving only the two of them staring at each other with big eyes.
"Okay, since you want to take me, I'll take your life first!"
"Don't! Leave me alone....."
"Help, help......"
Seeing these two guys scurrying around in the yard, the female ghost burst into laughter again.
"Hahahaha........."
"Don't arrest me, it's none of my business!"
Seeing that he was forced into a corner, Qiu Sheng's heart was horizontal, rather than waiting to be killed, it was better to give it a go!
"Heaven and earth have no heart, Qiankun Sword!"
It's a pity that Qiusheng's Dao practice can't get home, and he didn't even mobilize half a point of mana in a hurry, so don't look at this trick well, but when dealing with a powerful ghost, it was a blind man who lit the lamp in vain, and was kicked away by him.
If you want to put ordinary people aside, after being kicked down, you definitely have to get up immediately and run away, but how smart Qiusheng is, I will lie down and sleep wherever I fall. I only heard him shout: "I'm dizzy, I'm dizzy......." and then he fell there and didn't move.
This female ghost is too, she believes in such clumsy acting skills. I saw that she directly gave up Qiusheng, who fell to the ground, and then pounced towards Wen Cai.
Seeing that the female ghost threw Wen Cai to the ground, Chu Nan originally planned to end this farce, but the next scene directly made Chu Nan stunned.
I saw that the female ghost lifted the big red robe on her body, but there was no wind to grow herself, and then covered a person and a ghost.
"Ah, don't you come here..... What are you taking off my pants for? ”
"Ahaha...."
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The rest of the plot is indescribable.
But Chu Nan watched it with relish, and couldn't take his eyes off it, don't "shhh" first, I promise, Chu Nan is just appreciating it from an academic point of view, well, it turns out that this is the legendary Yang Harvesting Yin and Supplementing Yin, it's really, it's so exciting!
At such a critical moment, Qiusheng sneaked up, seeing that his partner had entered the tiger's mouth, he ran away directly, who knew that as soon as he opened the door, he bumped into Uncle Jiu who wanted to push the door in!
"Hey, you little bunny, what the hell are you doing here?"
"Master, you're here!"
"What about Wencai?"
This guy pointed to the red gauze tent behind him that was still tumbling, "Wen Cai was caught by a female ghost, hurry up and save him, master!" ”
Hearing this, Uncle Nine hurriedly picked up the money sword on the altar directly, then bit his middle finger and wiped the blood up, and the money sword actually emitted a golden light in the night.
"Get out of the way!"
"Oh."
"Haste as the law!"
The money sword flew out directly, breaking the red veil in the sky cleanly, revealing the figures of the female ghost and Wencai underneath.
Seeing this, Chu Nan hurriedly retreated, because when Uncle Nine did it just now, he obviously glanced at him, but fortunately he dodged it in time and was not exposed.
However, I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet, in the face of Uncle Jiu, who has a true way, coupled with the weirdness of Maoshan secret methods, as long as you don't pay attention to it, you will be caught, so Chu Nan will no longer stay.
As for how Uncle Nine will explain the cause of Boss Zhao's death at that time, it is none of his business.
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Early the next morning, Chu Nan had not yet come out of the bed.
"When~When~When~"
After three melodious bells, I heard someone outside shouting, "The church is reopened!" The church is reopened! ”
Hehe, the fox's tail is finally revealed, do you really think that foreigners will do pure good deeds? In the final analysis, it's just to buy people's hearts!
As the so-called cannibalism has a short mouth and a soft hand, coupled with the promotion of Miss Ren, who just came back yesterday, the commoners and gentry have been bought, and it can only be said that Christianity has become a general trend in the town.
When Chu Nan arrived at the door of the church, he found that the group of missionaries had already put up many banners around it:
"Believe in the Lord and have eternal life!"
"We are all sinners!"
“........”
Chu Nan found a corner and stood there to see what they were doing.
Seeing that the whole town was almost here, the gentry of the town began to gather around the missionaries, and then faced the townspeople, the most conspicuous of which were the eldest lady in a dress and the mayor of the town in a suit and leather shoes.
At this time, the priest who took the head lifted the cloak on his head, and oh, it turned out to be a fake foreign devil! I saw him stand on the steps in front of the church door and begin his mission:
"I am here again today, in the Lord Almighty, to lead you from your sins. This world is too terrifying, friends don't believe in friends, relatives don't believe in relatives, people don't believe in people, so you have to believe me, because I am the Son of the Father, and as long as you believe in me, you will also become the children of the Father..."
While the priest was preaching, the remaining missionaries began a new wave of offensive.
"Everyone has come to get something, everyone has a share!"
It doesn't matter if this shout, everyone is going over there, even Chu Nan is not spared, it's not that he covets other people's things, he just was brought over by the flow of people!
"Mine, it's mine!"
"Hurry up ahead!"
"Don't grab it, come one by one!"
"Everyone has a share, take your time!"
“........”
Inside, the free distribution was better than the previous ones, with canned beef, Western suits, and most importantly, a doctrinal pamphlet for everyone.
Chu Nan didn't take anything, but just took a booklet, which made the missionary who sent things very excited, and he didn't know what to say in his mouth, but Chu Nan didn't understand it, so he went back again.
When he had gained a foothold, he opened the pamphlet and happened to turn to an article - Catholic Doctrine!
Yes, you read that right, it turns out that this group of fake foreign devils are Catholic, and Chu Nan originally thought they were Christian. Hey, to be honest, these two families are holding crosses in their hands and calling them my lord, Chu Nan can't tell the difference, plus Christianity is rampant in later generations, Chu Nan takes it for granted that they are also Christian.
It's a shame, a shame.
However, regardless of whether it was Christianity or Catholicism, this wave of things directly pushed this missionary activity to a climax, and the priest's voice at this time was even higher-pitched:
"Lord, without your merciful help we will have nothing, accept our humble gifts and prayers, and give us the strength to do good! Have faith, be religious, be dedicated, and may the Lord be with us, for the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, Amen. ”
Watching the priest draw a cross on his chest, the people eating melons at the bottom also draw scoops according to the gourd, but this uncle, what does the "Amitabha" you mean by chanting in your mouth? Isn't it the one who came to smash the field?
Just when everyone's atmosphere was mobilized, Miss Ren stepped forward in a red dress:
"Come on, come on, do good deeds are the happiest, let's all donate together!"
After that, he took the lead in throwing a wad of money into the donation box!