Soybean bean 4
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"Snow Sweeping and Roasting" adult tidying, all I did was to make up for it, in addition, the previous punctuation was slightly modified, I hope you forgive me.
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The 63rd Bai Zhantang returns to the old place, Tong Xiangyu tortures the new running hall, and the characters Tong Xiangyu - Yan Ni, Bai Zhantang - Sha Yi, Lu Xiucai - Yu Entai, Guo Furong - Yao Chen, Li Dazui - Jiang Chao, Zhu Wushuang - Ni Hongjie, Mo Xiaobei - Wang Sha, Sha Yan Xiaoliu - Xiao Jian, Xie Zhongda - Li Xiaoqiang, Dream Tong: Zhantang?
Bai: Xiangyu Tong: Why are you free to come over? Bai: I happened to pass by here, come in and see you Tong: Look, Bai: Ahem, what, I still have something to do, you have something to do, you are busy first: I have nothing to do Bai: Then you can find something to do, uh... I'll go first: Stop, what do you think of me here?
I've always wanted to go and go: no, I... Tong: Do you think it's funny, or do you think you look good when you laugh?
Shiro: That's... Let's talk about it later, Xiangyu hugged him from behind, Tong: You go, don't come back if you leave: Look, look, what are you crying about?
I'm not leaving, ah, oh yes, what are you pinching me for? Hurt Tong: You go, it's not like I can't live without you Lao Bai smiled, snapped his fingers, Xiucai Xiaobei broke into the door, and smiled at the two of them Bai: See?
What do I say? I said she can't bear me, right? Look at this action, and look at this look, what is lonely and unbearable?
Today, I'll let everyone open their eyes!Everyone: Hahahaha Lao Bai hugged his shoulders and looked at Xiangyu and laughed, Xiangyu retreated in fear and fell on the table Tong: I can do it, I can do it alone, I don't want to marry, don't!
Guo: Hey Hey Tong: Is there something wrong with me? Guo: Something's wrong, huh...... Scared and forgotten by you, you have nightmares again?
Guo: When I broke up with Xiucai, I also had nightmares every day.
Guo: I think about it day and night, I have a dream: I'm sorry, I don't think about it, after he left, my heart has not hurt Guo: It's normal, the distress is seven or eight days later, it's like a small cut on the hand, it didn't hurt at the time, but when it was scarred, it was swollen and painful, and sometimes it was very itchy, I wanted to scratch but didn't dare to scratch, I wanted to touch but didn't dare to touch Tong: solemnly send you four words, wash and sleep, Guo: It's boring, I remembered, I came to tell you, the newcomer just broke the vase Tong: hit it, hit it Guo: The official kiln of the Song Dynasty, and hit two broken porcelain shells in a row: vases and vases, let's talk about itWhen I grow up, you give me a dowry, why did you leave me, why?
Xie: Oh, little sister, don't be sad, I really didn't mean it, I Xiaobei broke his hand and cried Guo: The bottle can't be resurrected ......after death, and the festival mourns and changes. Crowd: Becky!
Xiaobei! Xiaobei! The shopkeeper went downstairs Tong: Get up, don't pretend, what's going on?
Bei: The vial was poisoned and left us forever Xie Xie: The shopkeeper, I didn't mean it, I really didn't mean it: Okay~ Bei: You shameless murderer, I don't want to see you again, get out!
Xie: Zhong, the official, the official, the official, and the official's mother. Official, official, I, I am wronged, I am really wronged, I am really wronged, there is human and material evidence, you still dare to say that you are wronged: Yo, even you know about this Six: Hey, this ...... Hehehe, that's natural, as the only head catcher in the town, deaf and well-informed is the least Tong: Next, I'll study and study, six: No problem, please take the paper.
Xie: Why, I don't know why. I got up early in the morning, and the vase was on my bed, and as soon as I rolled over, I hit one, and I hit the ground, and I hit another.
Shuang: This vase doesn't have long legs, how can it run to your bed?
Public: Isn't it?Isn't it?Xie: No, I swear! Whoever takes the vase, whoever takes the vase, the whole family will not die~ good death!
Mouth: Hey, what do you say? Tong: He didn't say anything about you, why are you in a hurry? Yan catches the head, you continue to interrogate.
Six: Since the vase is not taken by you, it must be taken by someone else. Isn't it you, isn't it you?
They didn't take it, and since the vase wasn't taken by them, it means that the person who took the vase ...... Bei: This person must have somnambulism, put it at night and forget it during the day.
Xie: Yes, yes, let me tell you, in our shop, there is a thousand-year-old fox fairy, and it will appear at night, by the way, this fox fairy still has emphysema.
Guo: Don't listen to his nonsense, where is the fox fairy? Mouth: No, no! Xie: Yes, yes, I've seen it, if you don't believe it, the shopkeeper has also seen it.
Tong: I haven't seen it. I've seen a bunch of foolish people, what an honest person, when he entered the city, he went home to make money and built a house, and his fiancée waited hard at the entrance of the village every day, and it was replaced by you, how do you feel?
Xie: Shushushu, Fenfenfen, wait for me! Brother will definitely go home and build you a house! The four thieves are fully armed and veiled, and eavesdrop on Thief A around the corner: What did Brother Xie say?
Thief B: The action has been delayed, as if it had stumbled. Thief C: What should I do then? Thief Ding: Don't worry, Brother Xie has been wandering the rivers and lakes for so many years, what scenes have you not experienced?
Thief B: Whoever dares to stand in the way will let him die without a corpse? Continuing with the scene just now, Tong: I will say the ugly things in front, from now on, you can make trouble as much as you like, that is, you are not allowed to bully honest people anymore.
Bei: You're the one who bullied the honest man, right? What did Big Brother Bai do wrong, why did you drive him away? Tong: Don't worry about adults and children.
Shuang: We're not kids, we've seen what you've been doing in the past two days. Tong: What exactly do you do?
Guo: I know it. Tong: I'm sorry, I just don't know, what did I do wrong?Mouth: Okay, shopkeeper, it's time for me, don't pretend to be stupid.
Tong: Do you all think I'm pretending to be stupid? Lu: I'm not pretending to be stupid, then I'm really stupid. Tong: Yes, I'm stupid, but I'm not stupid enough to know right from wrong.
What an honest man. Double: We're not talking about that person. My senior brother drove away, and you actually ...... Tong: I wasn't sad at all, not only that, but I was walking around and playing as if nothing had happened.
Guo: Do you know it yourself? Tong: I have to hide in the house every day, don't eat, don't talk, and wash my face with tears all day long, so that you will be happy?
Don't forget, I'm the shopkeeper, and I still have responsibilities on my shoulders, and everyone can fall, but I can't.
Please believe me, I know what I am doing, the old white thing is in the past, please accept this fact.
Bei: No, it's up to you to accept it, but I don't accept it, Big Brother Bai will come back one day.
Tong: From now on, if I see you working together to bully people, don't blame me for turning the other cheek!
Everyone dispersed, leaving the old thank you: Oh, such a good girl, if you snatch it back to be the lady of the village, this trip will not be in vain.
Xiao Guo was fetching water from the well, and Xiao Bei ran into Bei from outside the door: Sister Xiao Guo, Sister Xiao Guo, I came up with a ruthless trick again.
Guo: Forget it, Xiaobei, your sister-in-law has spoken, and besides, people are not bad people, it is not easy to come out and mix, leave a way for people to live.
Bei: Do you know what happened to the traitor? Guo: The shopkeeper?Bei: Guo Furong, you wait for me! Hey, hey, Xiucai...... Lu: Xiaobei, just spare me, I can't carry it on my shoulders, I really can't bear the heavy responsibility entrusted by you.
Bei: Hey, hey, Lu Xiucai, I haven't finished speaking! Hey, hey, open the door, Lu Xiucai! Uncle Big Mouth...... Mouth: Hey, hey, hey, just patronizing and tossing, I haven't bought the food yet.
Bei: Hey, hey, what's going on, it's boring. Xie: What's the matter with my little sister? Bei: Go away, I don't have anything to say to you.
Xie: How old are you this year? Bei: You can't hear what I'm talking about, go away! Xie: You're not very old, your temper is not small, you, if you continue like this, you will definitely become a bandit.
Bei: You've just become a bandit, your whole family is a bandit! Xie: That's right, little sister, our whole family is a bandit.
It's almost time to step on it, turn around and loot you, and sell you to the mountains as a child bride.
Bei: Don't tease you, you think I'm really a child? Please, scare people in the future, can I get some real stuff out?
Xie: This, this, this...... Bei: Cut, layman...... Xie: There's still a chest, do you want to look at it? Look, look...... Bei: Sister-in-law, save me, bandit!
Continuing the scene just now, Xiaobei ran into the house in a panic: bandits, on his arms, on his chest, bandits...... Tong: Speak slowly, speak slowly, who do you say is a thief?
Bei: Xinxin...... The new one...... Tong: Xiaobei, Bei: I didn't lie to you, I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it, you look at his arm, a big dragon, so old and green...... Tse: What?
Me?Bei: Yes! Xie: Tattoos: Yes! Xie: On the arm?Bei: Hmm! Xie: No.
XE: Not at all. Guo: Flew away? Bei: I saw it clearly! Tong: Mo Xiaobei!
Bei: Wait, you untie your clothes! Xie: Bah, it's not appropriate, in broad daylight. Bei: Sister-in-law, he still has it on his chest.
Xie: No! Bei: Unraveled!Xie: I don't understand...... Bei: Untie it! Xie: Yes, no. Tong: Well, are you satisfied now?
Bei: Oh my God, I saw it! There are tattoos, a black green one, a big dragon...... You don't believe me!
You wait, I won't let you succeed! Don't believe me...... Tong: I'm sorry, this child is like this, just wait for you to get acquainted with her in the future.
Xie: It's okay, it's okay, kid, I was like this when I was a child, the shopkeeper, I worked.
Little sister, I see how you are in my way. Everyone was waiting listlessly in the house, Xiaobei looked out the door: Come on, come on, ears up, listen carefully, not a word is allowed to fall, hide quickly, hurry up, hide in the kitchen, listen carefully!
Everyone rushed out, Xiaobei sat down pretending to be fine, and Lao Xie entered Bei from outside the door: Xie Dagg, you are back.
Tse: It's back, it's back. You haven't slept so late, what's wrong with you? Bei: It's okay, I just want to ask, what's going on with that tattoo?
Xie: What kind of tattoo? Bei: It's the one you showed me during the day, and it was there, but it was gone.
How did you get it? Xie: Well, it's not actually a tattoo, I drew it myself, and it will be off as soon as I wash it.
What a tattoo, no tattoos. Bei: So, when are you going to do it? Xie: What are you going to do?
Bei: Hey, didn't you say you were going to ransack our store? Xie: Bah, don't you dare to talk nonsense, this is going to kill your head!
Don't dare to talk nonsense. Bei: Don't worry, don't worry, now, it's just you and me, no one. Xie: Ah, I know, you don't like me, but you can't cheat me like this, I can't afford such a big crime.
You're okay, you'll go to sleep if you're fine, let's go, let's go, I'll be ...... tomorrow Bey: Don't sleep, you have to repeat what you told me during the day!
Xie: Oh, little sister...... Bei: Repeat! Xie: Okay, Zhongzhongzhong, I'm a bandit, I want to loot you and snatch you to the mountains as that child daughter-in-law, are you satisfied, right?
Bei: Come out, come out! Ouch hahahaha, you hear it, right?
Hey ——! Bei: Are you still hi with him? Arrest him, hurry up! Guo: Please, we are not fast catching, we are looking for Xiaoliu to arrest people, Xiaobei is good, go to sleep first.
Sleep, old Xie. Xie: Okay...... Bei: I don't sleep, I don't catch the bandits, do you still want to live?
Lu: Xiaobei, Xiaobei, let us go, spare us. Don't catch a cold. Mouth: Xiaobei, it's all going to be, if you toss it again, I'm going to work tomorrow, right, okay, let's sleep.
Don't be like a child, see you later, see you later. Tse: Eh, see you later. Bey: Laugh, laugh at you!
I'm so angry! The four thieves are fully armed and ready to move Thief A: Brothers, are you ready?
Old Xie proudly ...... from the bed Or climb down on the table and thank you: Little sister, don't you sleep so late?
Bei: I can sleep when I like, I need you to take care of it? Xie: Hey, look at you, full, full, I admire your courage, it's a pity, I don't have a chance.
In your shop, the only one who knows martial arts is that Xiao Guo, it's a pity, I gave her sweat medicine, and I slept until dawn.
Bei: You are talking nonsense, Sister Xiao Guo is an old Jianghu, she, how could she fall for your tricks? Xie: You still don't believe it, don't believe it, you shout and try?
You don't shout, do you? Shu Shushu, Fen Fenfen, close the net——! these turtle grandchildren are disobedient?
Shu Shushu, Fen Fen Fen ...... Why are you here? Xiao Liu came in aggressively, and Xiao Bei hid behind Xiao Liu: Are you calling me, friend from the mountains?
Xie: I didn't call you...... Bei: Xiaoliu, I'll help you beat him! I'm sorry...... Six: It's okay, it's hard to catch a mouse, I haven't played enough myself, come by yourself!
Xie: What do you want to do? Brother, let me tell you, don't blame me for not reminding you, my brother, it's all rolled on the tip of the knife, I'll give you two choices now, one, obediently give way, I can consider letting you live......; Six: Don't talk about it, I'll choose one.
Bei: Hey, Little Six! Six: Don't talk yet, get out of the way. Go and call your brothers now, go!
But if there is an answer, I will cut off my head and kick it for you. I'll go with you!
Lao Xie ran out of the door and found that the four thieves were motionless, and Wushuang was looking at Xie from the side.
Is there a mistake, hey, hey, can't move! So many people, I haven't beaten a single one, my sister, you are really my superstar!
Dude, how dare you be a bandit after your martial arts are so poor? It's too self-conscious, ah? Xie: I, I...... Yikes...... Bei: But then again, Sister Wushuang, you're really good!
Double: Hey, hey, hey...... I didn't do it, they were like this when I came. Six: Hey, hey, this knife handle, what are you afraid of?
Xie: How do you know that I'm a bandit? Six: Hmph, you don't care about it, and I'll give you two choices...... Xie: I'll pick two!
Double: Sunflower Point Acupuncture Hands! Six: Good Wushuang, bring it back to the Yamen for trial. BP: Wait, wait...... How do you know they're bandits?
Six: Wire report. Bei: Whose tip-off? 6: How do I know where to go, as soon as I go back to the yamen, this report letter will be nailed to the wall.
MB: I'll take a look...... This seems to be Big Brother Bai's handwriting. Shuang: No way, my brother's handwriting is so ugly.
MB: This is what he wrote with his left hand, and I've seen it. You can rest assured, it must be him. Otherwise, how would those bandits be stopped?
Six: In other words, Lao Bai has never left? Bei: Big Brother Bai, Big Brother Bai, Brother Bai, are you there?
I'm Xiaobei, I want to kill you! Big Brother Bai, Big Brother Bai! Big Brother Bai, I'm standing up at you!
The shopkeeper, Wushuang and Xiaoliu were standing around the counter, Xiaoliu was blowing, and the shopkeeper's big eyes stared at Xiaoyan: Bandit?
Six: Fortunately, I arrived in time, otherwise the consequences would have been unimaginable. Bey: Hey...... It should be said that Big Brother Bai reported in a timely manner.
Otherwise, what's the matter with you? Tong: Big Brother Bai? When did he report it? Shuang: Does this matter have anything to do with you?
Tong: Why doesn't it matter? Anyway, I'm also a victim. Six: Okay, you can go with my yamen later, make a record, and see who it is by the way.
Tong: Who's that? Six: Your new recruit is a suspect. Double: After reading it, let's take a look at who it is.
Tong: Who's that? Shuang: Other criminal suspects, otherwise who else could there be? Tong: Can you two not gasp for breath when you talk?
Double: We're going to suffocate if we don't gasp. Six: Shopkeeper Tong, after this incident, you have to have a long memory, and then recruit those who run away from the hall in the future, check the bottom carefully, and next time this kind of thing happens, I won't have time to save you.
Tong: I've counted, thank you, it's a big deal that I won't recruit people in the future. MB: That's what you're talking about, huh?
Tong: I said that. Xiao Belle, Lao Bai poked into Toubai from the outside wearing a dress that he had never usually worn: Do you want to run the hall here?
Guo: I'm sorry, we'...... Hahahaha, where are we recruiting!Tong: Xiao Guo?Guo: Shopkeeper, come and see for yourself, hurry, hurry!
Bai: Do you want to run away from the hall? The shopkeeper rushed over in a daze, pushing Xiao Liu to his head, and Xiao Guo kept smirking beside him: This is the shopkeeper?
Ouch, you're so imposing. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, my surname is Wang, King of Grass...... Guo: Caotou's surname is Huang, big brother.
WHITE: Southerners. Pay attention, pay attention. Southerners, the yellow king is not divided, this yellow is the yellow of the soybean bean, the bean, the soybean bean, my name is the soybean bean.
Lao Bai picked up the bowl to drink water, suddenly realized that he couldn't do this now, and put it down, the shopkeeper looked at Lao Bai, and couldn't say anything on his face Intermission: Night Travel.
Big Mouth took a big knife and scared Xiao Liu to beg for mercy, it turned out to be YY, and Xiao Liu was beaten away by a cigarette pouch Lao Bai looked at everyone cautiously, and everyone had different expressions Six: What about Lao Bai, are you okay?
Why are you dragging me, I have something to say. Double: Murderous aura, be careful of accidental injury, let's go, don't make a mess for others!
Tong: Go, pour wine for the guests. His Majesty the King. Bai: That's right! Tong: Where did you come from? Bai: Songjiang, Songjiang, Songhuajiang, Jiang, Songhua River, but not the Songhua River in the Northeast, Songjiang in Songjiang Prefecture.
Guo: Hey, can you just say Songjiang Mansion? Bai: Little place, I'm afraid you don't know.
By the way, do you have any special requirements for recruiting people here? Tong: Yes, anyone can do it except you.
Bai: Why? What are my shortcomings, you can say, I can change it, I have a good temper.
Tong: The country is easy to change, but the nature is difficult to change. Tong: Mr. Bai, ah no, Mr. Caotou Huang, do you think this is interesting?
Bei: I think it's quite together, take care of her, let's go, she doesn't want you, I want you, let's go!
White: Hey...... Where are you going to take me? Bei: Wandering the world! This kind of ruthless and unrighteous place, I can't stay for a day, go!
White: Hey...... You make it clear, I finally found this place, and I am not familiar with life...... The shopkeeper looked at Xiao Guo as if asking for help, and Xiao Guo pretended not to see Tong: Okay!
You can stay. But there is no pay. Bai: What am I doing here without pay?
Am I not wasting my youth. Bei: Don't go, don't go, who said that there is no salary, I have 50 yuan of pocket money every month, all for you.
Bai: Fifty Wen? Ouch, I can't even afford a decent pair of shoes. Guo: Love or not, don't pull it down, Xiaobei, go back to the house and do your homework.
Don't worry, your sister-in-law won't let him go. Tong: How about it, 50 wen a month, including food and shelter, just do it, and don't do it.
Bai: I'll do the math...... Hey, okay, but I have a request, I only work eight hours a day, if the excess part of the salary should be calculated separately, ten yuan per hour, twenty yuan after the third watch, double the salary on holidays, if at the end of the year, I will be happier if there is a double salary.
Tong: Just do as you say, come here, and show you where you live. Bai: Okay, okay.
The shopkeeper took Lao Bai to the place where he usually dried things: this place is warm in winter and cool in summer, ventilated and breathable, thirsty, there is a well next to it, hungry, the opposite door is the kitchen, cold, there is firewood over there, it is hot, lie down in the yard, and the wind is swishing through the hall.
The best part is that when you open your eyes at night, you can see the stars. Bai: The shopkeeper is very good, but I'm a little afraid of snakes, insects, rats and ants.
Tong: Young people, life cannot be perfect, there are shortcomings to have the motivation to improve, work hard.
If it weren't for Xiaobei's face, I wouldn't have taken you in, I hope you will do it yourself. Lao Bai reluctantly began to pack up his things, Xiao Guo and Xiao Bei came out of the house Guo: Hi hi...... You're really going to sleep here?
Bai: This is the arrangement of the shopkeeper, where can you sleep if you don't sleep here? Guo: Squeeze with the big mouth, or the old place, or open a spare room for you?
Bai: Wait, wait, who's Big Mouth? What is the old place? Bei: Wait a minute...... Brother Bai, don't worry, my sister-in-law has left, say it.
Bai: Who is your sister-in-law? Guo: Hey, hey, it's almost done, I'm so busy that I don't have time to play with you.
Bai: What do you mean? This girl is so strange, why can't I understand a word of what you say?
Bei: Sister Guo, is Big Brother Bai amnesia? Guo: Don't worry, he is not amnesia, he has water in the cerebral cortex!
Bai: I understand what you say, you are scolding me! This girl, let me tell you, although I have just arrived, but I also have dignity, let me tell you, the dog can jump over the wall when it is in a hurry, of course, the dog I am talking about is not me.
Guo: Hey, stop, can you change the accent first, I sound awkward. WHITE: Accent?
What to change, I can't speak official language, and I don't want to learn. Although Songjiang is a small place, its scenery is very beautiful, you can discriminate against me, but you can't discriminate against my hometown!
I look like a good talker, but when I lose my temper, it's amazing, it's amazing, you know!
Guo: It doesn't matter, you can play casually! See how long you can play, don't come to us if you can't go on, let's go.
Lao Bai sat at the door bored, and the shopkeeper went downstairs Bai: The shopkeeper, what are your orders? Tong: I don't dare to take orders, but there is a suggestion, I will pay you, but I don't let you sit here and be idle.
Come on, come on, put the towel on, and do your job. Bai: Shopkeeper, what exactly does my work mean? Tong: Running the hall, have you never done it?
But I've seen it. Bai: Yes, yes, there are a lot of restaurants in Songjiang. Tong: Then let's run.
White: One-two-one, one-two-one...... Tong: Stop, what are you doing here? Bai: Shopkeeper, didn't you let me run?
Tong: Hmph, you want to play, don't you? I will never stop you, do you want to be a cheerleader?
Bai: Shopkeeper, I don't understand a word of what you're saying. Tong: If you don't understand it, it means that you haven't played crazy enough.
You're going out now. Bai: And then? Tong: From here, I ran to East Street, bought a baked cake and ran back.
Bai: We don't have any baked cakes in the store? Tong: I'm here to train you, and the most important thing you need to run the hall is leg strength.
I'll count to thirty, and don't think about dinner until you come back. Ready, ready, one, two, three!
Six: Why is Lao Bai in such a hurry to go here? Tong: He wants to play with me, and I will accompany him to the end. Shuang: Shopkeeper, this person is back, so you don't want to play anymore, right?
Tong: I'm sorry, he made the move first, how could I not accept it? Shuang: You take a break first, and I'll talk to him first.
Tong: Wushuang, I know you also mean well, but I'm ...... with him Bai: Shopkeeper, shopkeeper! I forgot, you didn't give me money!
Tong: Oh...... Shuang: Shopkeeper, how long are you going to toss? Tong: It's not me, it's him, I'll accompany him whenever he wants to play, and see who can spend whom.
Background music, Allegro "Jianghu", Lao Bai was called by the shopkeeper to run around, and in the end, Wushuang and Xiaoliu were impatient, Lao Bai was still running Bai one trip after another: Shopkeeper, the mirror was bought, what else do you command?
Tong: Good job, sit down and have a cup of tea. WHITE: Thank you, shopkeeper. Tong: After drinking tea, I will go to Eighteen Mile Shop.
Bai: Puff - cough cough shopkeeper, you seem to be a little ruthless. Double: Shopkeeper, is it interesting for you to abuse people like this?
Tong: Yo, my man, what do I want to do, does it have anything to do with you? Bai: Yo, pay attention, pay attention...... Double: The shopkeeper, people's hearts are all flesh and blood.
Tong: That's you, my heart is iron. Why are you stunned, you don't want to have dinner? Bai: I wanted to have dinner, but you didn't tell me what else to buy.
Tong: Don't buy anything this time, help me carry a message, go to the eighteen-mile shop to find Xing Zhutou, and tell him, people want to kill him, ah.
Bai: Okay, okay. Six: By the way, I also want to kill him. Well...... I'll go back and do it myself.
Tong: Yes, you just told him that I had prepared my daughter red and waited for him day and night.
Come, give this to him. Bai: Hey, this little girl, what's the matter with you?
Wushuang dragged Lao Bai to the street, Xiaoliu chased him out, and the shopkeeper also stood at the door to watch Shuang: Senior brother, wake up!
She's not what she used to be. Bai: Who? What did you call me just now? Six: Senior brother, didn't you have good ears before?
You talk, you talk...... Shuang: These days, you have suffered so much, who has cared about you, who has worried about you, who has felt sorry for you?
Six: Me, and everyone, except her. Shuang: After going through so many things, can't you see which one is really true to you?
Bai: I'm sorry, I don't understand a word of what you're saying. Shuang: Okay, let's go, let's go.
Tong: Stop, my guy, why did you take him away? Shuang: Your family? Then let me ask, did he sign the deed of sale?
Six: Eh, you can't say that, one is willing to fight, the other is willing to suffer, and you are an outsider to follow and make peace?
It is difficult for a clean official to cut off family affairs. Double: Housework?One is the younger sister of the childhood sweetheart.,The other is the old love of breaking off righteousness.,Which one?
Bai: I think of course it's my sister's kiss...... Of course, this is my own opinion. Tong: Hmph, Miss Zhu, I don't see that you still have this hand.
Shuang: If you keep doing this, I still have two, three, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand hands waiting for you.
Bai: The shopkeeper, people are fast, and we heroes don't suffer immediate losses. Tong: I'm not familiar with you, don't keep us old.
Shuang: Senior brother, that's all it takes, you still don't understand?Bai: I understand, finally understand.
You're wrong! So I don't understand what you're just saying. I look a lot like your brother, don't I?
What is his last name, what is his name, how old is he, what he used to do, and where is he now?
You are so rude! Shopkeeper, can you give me another piece of paper? Tong: What do you want to write?
Bai: Didn't you ask me to send a message to Lao Xing? She tore off that piece of paper just now, so give me another one, okay?
Tong: No need, go and chop the firewood. Bai: Okay. Lao Bai chopped wood, Xiucai and Big Mouth slipped in like thieves: You dead boy, do you still know to come back?
Bai: Who are you? Mouth: Okay, don't pretend, I heard what Xiao Guo said, you said you would come back when you came back, what are you doing here?
Lv: I don't understand, do you? Lao Bai's voice is striking everywhere, right? Bai: You recognize the wrong person, let me say it again, my surname is Huang, Huang Doudou...... Mouth: Okay, okay, what do you love to have your surname?
Let's be serious, after you come back, what are you going to do next? Bai: Next? Work hard in the next step, and wait for the salary increase.
Mouth: I didn't ask you this, I mean your next step, you follow the shopkeeper, huh?
I have a good relationship with the shopkeeper. Lv: Right, right, let's have a good relationship, but what about after we have a good relationship?
Bai: After that, I'm waiting for the salary increase. Mouth: Why do you always worry about money? Bai: I don't worry about money when I come out to work, what do I worry about?
Mouth: No, Lao Bai, you're bored, you said you could die if you made a real deal with our brothers?
Bai: I'm not your brother! You recognize the wrong person! Mouth: No...... When I recognize the wrong person, I don't know you as a person, a person, a thing...... Bai: Oh, why is this person like this?
Lu: It's okay, it's okay, forgive him, let me tell you, women have to be coaxed, you know?
Which woman?Lu: It's boring, it's hard, isn't it? The big mouth is not strict, you can't prevent him, I don't believe it?
Bai: Why don't you believe me? I'm really not the person you know! Lu: Okay, okay, I don't have anything to say to you, Lao Bai, you are fighting alone, good luck, good luck.
Bai: I don't know why...... Everyone was sitting in the room, knocking melon seeds with a big mouth, and Xiucai massaged Xiao Guo: Why do you say he is this?
Obviously they're all back, and they still pretend they don't know us, it's my sister-in-law who provoked him, and it's not us who provoke him, why...... Lu: In my opinion, Bai Zhantang's trick is called a shipwreck.
Mouth: Oh, I said why did he keep picking up a broken axe? Lv: What did I mean by the cauldron...... I told you that you don't understand.
Mouth: Yes, I don't understand, as far as you know, Xiaobei, let's go, let's ignore them. Guo: Oh, where are you going?
Mouth: Let's talk to him, since he doesn't treat me as a brother, let's break off with him! Guo: After breaking off the relationship, there will be no follow-up?
Lu: Forget it, Lao Bai is so easy to change the skin, how can he easily take it off. Mouth: Then you can't just go on like this, pretend you don't know?
Lu: Just pretend not to know, you have a mantra for practicing martial arts, called
"Come and walk on the bridge, kick and kick", right? Bei: Yes, yes, I will, you see.
Guo: Okay...... Don't show off, you mean, you will plan and follow the vine?
Lu: Well, just pretend not to know him, just don't know him, and then he must be in a hurry, in a hurry, as soon as he gets angry, he understands everything.
Crowd: Uh-yes, Sunflower Point Acupuncture!Mouth: What's the matter? At dinner time, Xiucai sat on the shopkeeper's seat, and Lao Bai ran into the house with excitement: Haha, great, it's time to eat.
Guo: Who allowed you to sit down? Bai: If you don't sit down to eat, how can you eat?
Mouth: New arrivals are not allowed to serve at the table, so they can only eat standing up. MB: That's the rule of the point. Bai: Okay, I'll eat it on the side.
Lv: Put down the dishes, put them down, there are rules in this store, and the newcomers can only eat, not vegetables.
Mouth: If you think it's light, you can mix it with soy sauce, it tastes delicious, haha. Bai: Why don't you mix it?
Guo: Oh, the northeast exit is out? hahaha...... Aren't you known as a southerner? Bai: I learned from him, no, no?
I don't want to eat this meal yet!Mouth: Ouch, you still have a kind of kill me, kill me? Come, kill me?
Everyone was making a fuss there, and the shopkeeper went downstairs Tong: Li Dazui, what do you want to do? Mouth: The shopkeeper you came just in time, and you are preparing to educate him.
Guo: It's only been the first day that I have been here. Lu: If this development continues, in less than a month, it will ride on our heads!
Shopkeeper, you sit. Bai: Shopkeeper, I'm not that kind of person, I'm a person...... MB: Very cunning, very insidious.
Bai: You don't know me, why do you say that? Bei: Tong Yan Wuji, how is it, how is it?
Zhong: yes, how about it?Bai: You...... Bei: Sister-in-law, he glared at me and scared me to death...... Tong: Okay, okay, don't toss, eat, eat.
What are you doing standing? Bai: The newcomers are not allowed to serve or eat...... Tong: Who said that?
Bai: He said that he would not let the food be served! He said that he would not let the food be eaten! Mouth: No, the shopkeeper, I didn't mean that...... Tong: You are doing a good job, the family has a family law, and the store has a store rule, so I will give you an extra three days of vacation this month, and Xiucai is too.
As for you, don't stand all the time. Bai: Thank you, shopkeeper. Tong: Squatting and eating saves effort. Hurry up and eat, chop the remaining firewood after eating, and then boil ten pots of boiling water.
Bai: What are you doing with boiling so much boiling water? Not much, not much, so what do I do after boiling water? Tong: Let it cool and boil, and then pour it back into the well.
Bai: Then what are you still boiling water for? Tong: Disinfection, don't think about sleeping if you can't finish it, and leave immediately if you don't want to do it.
Bai: Okay, ten pots of boiling water, I'll boil it, as long as I pay enough overtime, it doesn't matter if I'm a cow or a horse, I'll burn it!
Tong: Eat, eat. Lao Bai was pouring water into the well, and the shopkeeper came out of the house: Wait a minute, ah, dare to pour it into the well if it is so hot, don't you cut corners?
Bai: No, I've been hanging for half an hour. Tong: Oh, that is to say, you haven't done anything for more than half an hour?
Bai: I did it, I was chopping wood. Tong: Oh, after chopping so much firewood for half a day, you're still not a man, aren't you?
Bai: Shopkeeper, don't you hate that person very much? Tong: Who? Bai: It's the person who looks like me.
Tong: No, I don't hate him, and I don't hate him. It's just that he doesn't have feelings, no feelings. After he left, I didn't feel bad at all, I should go shopping, I should eat, and I didn't even shed a tear.
When some people heard this, were they a little disappointed? Bai: Shopkeeper, who are some of the people you are talking about?
Tong: It's Bai Zhantang who killed a thousand knives! Bai: Oh, you still say that you don't hate him, why do you scold him if you don't hate him?
Tong: Not only did I scold him, but I also beat him, pinched him, kicked him and bit him. Bai: Hey, hey, let me tell you, you say, don't do it, okay?
Although I am your buddy, I did not sign a deed of sale to you, you can't come nonsense, if you want to come nonsense, I will not be polite to you, I will go to the yamen to sue you.
Tong: Stop, why are you going? Bai: I'll tell you to go! Tong: Stop, why are you going!
Continuing the scene just now, Lao Bai ran out, and the shopkeeper chased after him: Hey, what are you doing so late?
Bai: She's crazy, I didn't recruit her, I didn't provoke her, she wanted to strangle me. Zhong: Huh?Bai: Look at my arm, what kind of pinch her into?
Guo: Yes, you brought it on yourself. Lv: You know what it's like to fight alone, right......? Bei: Big Brother Bai...... No, no, Brother Caotou, you just accept your fate, your arms can't twist your thighs.
Bai: If you can't screw it, I won't screw it, I won't stay in this broken place, I'm doing it for nothing today, don't you guys join forces to bully the disadvantaged, right, you will be punished sooner or later!
Mouth: You're still energetic, aren't you?Bai: Let go, let go! Lao Bai opened the door to leave, everyone went up to block it, and in the chaos, Lao Bai's head hit the door frame and collapsed on the groundTong: You're just excited!
Booth, booth, get up...... Bai: Oh, men and women don't kiss, what did you call me just now?
How many times have I said it, my surname is Huang, Caotou Huang, Huang is the yellow of soybeans, and beans are beans of soybeans, and they are connected to ...... Xiaoliu and Wushuang pushed the door in, with heavy expressions: What are you doing here?
Six: My master told me to talk to you and go to Eighteen Mile Pu immediately. Tong: I don't have time, go back and tell your master that he wants to drink and let him come by himself.
Shuang: It's not Xing Zhutou, it's my senior brother who wants to see you. Tong: If you want to see you, see you. After a moment of silence, everyone realized that something was wrong: Your senior brother?
Six: Shopkeeper Tong, Lao Bai burglarized, and was caught in the eighteenth mile, listening to my master, he was immediately handcuffed and sent back to the capital...... Public: the shopkeeper, the shopkeeper...... This time?