Chapter 856: Innocent Zhu Bajie

"Don't talk nonsense, my family Cuilan and I are in love..." Zhu Bajie heard Liu Tianyou mention Gao Cuilan, and he jumped three feet tall to explain to Liu Tianyou.

"Xiangyue, I won't say whether you forced people or not, is it possible that you still plan to stay in that Gao Laozhuang all the time, could it be that you forgot the words of Guanyin Bodhisattva that day?" Liu Tianyou interrupted Zhu Bajie's words without waiting for Zhu Bajie to finish.

"How is it possible, aren't I waiting for the monk from the east to come? Speaking of this, Zhu Bajie was suddenly stunned, and after pausing for a while, he seemed to have just reacted, blinked his pig eyes and looked at Liu Tianyou and continued: "You are here, which means that the monk of the Tang Dynasty has also arrived, why didn't you say it earlier." ”

"I said it earlier, how could I have a chance to beat you up?" Liu Tianyou said bluntly and unceremoniously.

"Why do you have to beat up the old pig to be happy? As soon as he heard Liu Tianyou's words, Zhu Bajie suddenly became depressed.

"Well, in order to test your strength, you must know that there are countless demons and monsters along the way, I want to know how strong your strength is, and you are still satisfied with this explanation. Liu Tianyou opened his eyes and began to talk nonsense.

Zhu Bajie obviously didn't believe Liu Tianyou's nonsense, but he couldn't beat others, and this beating was in vain, so he didn't want to mention this simp matter with Liu Tianyou, so he stepped forward and grabbed Liu Tianyou's sleeve and shouted: "Hurry up, take me to see the monk of the Tang Dynasty, speaking of which, the Bodhisattva wants me to worship the monk of the Tang Dynasty as a teacher, so that you are not my senior brother." ”

"It's good for you to call that Tang Dynasty monk a master, but it's not right to call me a senior brother. Liu Tianyou snatched his sleeve from Zhu Bajie's hand, and then said to Zhu Bajie slowly.

"???" When Zhu Bajie heard Liu Tianyou's words, he didn't wonder for a while, and looked at Liu Tianyou with pig eyes in confusion, Liu Tianyou looked at goosebumps.

"Fool, don't look at me like that, be careful that I beat you up again. Liu Tianyou was uncomfortable by Zhu Bajie. took a step back and threatened, and then continued: "I was escorted by the decree of the Buddha to Tang Seng to learn scriptures from the West, but the Buddha never explained to me, let me worship Tang Seng as a teacher, I am at best a guard. Speaking of this, Liu Tianyou pointed at Zhu Bajie with his hand and continued: "Speaking of which, you are Tang Seng's first apprentice, and you are the senior brother, how about it, unhappy, not surprised." Not surprised. ”

As soon as Zhu Bajie heard Liu Tianyou say that he was the senior brother, his heart suddenly burst into joy, and his big mouth was about to reach the back of his head, but he was happy not long ago, and he saw Liu Tianyou looking at him with playful eyes, and he suddenly remembered that even if he was a senior brother, he had a fart, and his strength was not as high as others, so he couldn't do it. Could it be that his senior brother can still assign Liu Tianyou to do something, his status is still the lowest, thinking about it this way, Zhu Bajie's good mood just now suddenly disappeared without a trace. looked at Liu Tianyou with extremely resentful eyes.

"Hey, hey, hey, what's that look on your face, you nerd? Be careful I smoke you. Liu Tianyou made a gesture of raising his hand to fight, and frightened Zhu Bajie to take a step back, and then continued: "Speaking of which, when I followed the Bodhisattva that day. Bodhisattvas don't just enlighten one person. ”

"Huh?" Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up when he heard this, it turned out that he was not the one at the bottom, although he couldn't be the boss of this team. But there are still people below who can be bullied by him, so it's okay, so Zhu Bajie stepped forward and sang to Liu Tianyou: "Good brother, don't play me anymore, take me to meet the master quickly." ”

"What a good brother, it sounds like a numb death, you remember it for me, my name is Liu Tianyou, what kind of good brother is you calling me, I'll let you be fat. Hearing Zhu Bajie call himself a good brother or something, Liu Tianyou's hairs stood up, and he squinted his eyes and threatened Zhu Bajie.

"Okay, okay, I know, I know, I'll call you Brother You in the future?" Zhu Bajie didn't care about Liu Tianyou's threat at all, licked his face and flattered Liu Tianyou.

"Cut, whatever you want. Liu Tianyou didn't have anything to do with Zhu Bajie, who had no skin and no face, but fortunately, the purpose of coming to Liwei this time was finally achieved, and there was a lot less trouble along the way in the future.

A fire burned the Yunzhan Cave, and the two of them rushed to Gao Laozhuang in the clouds.

On the way, Liu Tianyou felt bored and looked at Zhu Bajie and asked: "Idiot, it is said that you and Gao Cuilan have also been married for a while, why didn't Gao Cuilan give you a litter of piglets." ”

"This, that..." was asked by Liu Tianyou, Zhu Bajie was shy, and Gu Zuoyan was reluctant to say.

"Fool, I'll beat you up if you don't tell the truth. Liu Tianyou looked at Zhu Bajie hesitantly, and immediately pulled up his sleeves and threatened Zhu Bajie.

"Don't don't, Brother You has something to say, something to say. Zhu Bajie still ate Liu Tianyou's set, it is estimated that he has just been beaten and has formed a psychological shadow, and he was threatened by Liu Tianyou, and immediately poured beans and said the thing in one go.

After listening to Zhu Bajie's words, Liu Tianyou laughed, and pointed at Zhu Bajie while laughing and said: "You useless fool, listen to what you mean, you have been married for so long, you and Gao Cuilan have no round room at all, and you have shared the same bed for so long, you haven't even seen other people's bodies, just pulling hands, and the reason for all this is because you are shy, wahahahaha, laughing at me, I didn't expect that your pig is still an innocent pig." ”

"Don't laugh, don't laugh, what's so funny. Being ridiculed by Liu Tianyou, Zhu Bajie was a little brainy, and roared at Liu Tianyou with his eyes.

"Okay, okay, I don't laugh, I don't laugh. Liu Tianyou said that he didn't laugh, but the sound of giggling still came out of his mouth.

Originally, before he came, Liu Tianyou was still very disdainful of this pig who arched people's water and spirit cabbage, but after hearing about Zhu Bajie and Gao Cuilan, Liu Tianyou's prejudice against Zhu Bajie was suddenly thrown out of the clouds, this guy began to give Liu Tianyou the impression that he was greedy for money and lustful, and he was extremely greedy for money and lustful, but Liu Tianyou now found that all this is an illusion, this guy is actually very innocent, it seems that this guy was demoted to the mortal world because of flirting with Chang'e, there must be something greasy in this, Liu Tianyou really can't believe it, this pig and Gao Cuilan have been sleeping together for several years because of their shyness and only touched other people's hands, under what circumstances did he tease Chang'e in public. (To be continued.) )