Chapter 0047 - Pretending to be a ghost
Since the last time he was beaten away by Li Mu, Luo Baxian has always had a thorn in his heart.
This thorn is the so-called curse!
In fact, Li Mu didn't do anything, he just opened his mouth to scare him a few words, but how did Luo Ba know first?
He also thought that he had seen a ghost in Baiyun Mountain, and when he came home that night, he felt that something was wrong with his whole body, his head and brain were hot, and he had a fever that did not stop.
This frightened his family and sent him to the hospital overnight.
But as soon as the hospital checked, there was nothing wrong, at most, it was a little wind blowing in the mountains, and I caught a cold, and I didn't even need to be hospitalized to take medicine, just go home and drink more boiling water.
But Luo Ba didn't believe it first, he felt that he was dying, and he always felt that the doctor was lying to him, "Look at it, I'm not bad for money." ”
The doctor at the town health center said with a smile, "Brother Luo, I don't dare to lie to you, your body is stronger than a cow, but you occasionally feel cold, and you don't need to take medicine to be hospitalized at all." ”
Luo Ba was afraid of unknown ghosts and gods, but he was not afraid of living people, and he glared when he heard the words, "If I ask you to prescribe medicine, you will prescribe medicine, why is there so much nonsense?"
If he is not sick, how dare the doctor prescribe medicine to him indiscriminately, in case he eats Luo Ba bad first, and he will not trouble himself when he turns back?
Luo Ba lost his temper in the health center, but the matter did not get any relief, and he became more anxious.
I didn't just go home, and I asked my wife to find a family in the village, who was quite old and used to be a barefoot doctor in the countryside, so he had some ability.
At such a late hour, the old man didn't want to come, but when he saw that Luo Ba had sent someone to invite him first, he stuffed a big red envelope, and he came half-pushed.
When he entered the house, he gave Luo Ba a pulse, shook his head and said, "This is Yin and cold entering the body, but your body is so strong, it's not a big deal, I'll prescribe you a pair of Chinese medicine later, and you'll be fine if you eat it and sleep." ”
"Won't it?"
Luo Ba didn't think so first, and said suspiciously, "Why don't you take a closer look?"
The old man is quite confident in his medical skills, "I have been practicing medicine for more than 30 years, and I will not be mistaken." ”
Luo Pa smoked vigorously first, and then said vaguely, "Is it possible that this is entangled by that thing?"
The old man was stunned for a moment, "What?"
"It's a ghost. ”
Luo Pa threw the cigarette butt hard, "Let's be honest, I hit a ghost on the mountain." ”
Saying this at night startled the old man, but looking at his face carefully, it didn't look like a joke, and said solemnly, "Really?"
In the early years, he practiced medicine in the fields of the township, and he had seen and heard a lot of such things, most of which were rumors, and few of them were really confirmed.
Seeing that the old man was a little unconvinced, Luo Ba first said, "You are a master, there should be a way, right? If you can get rid of this ghost thing wrapped around me, I will give you as much as I want." ”
The old man shook his head, "I'm just a barefoot doctor, and I don't understand this!"
Luo Ba pressed step by step, "Don't lie to me, everyone is our own family, you can't hide anything from me, just say that the daughter of Luo Wengen's family fell ill a few days ago, isn't it also what you are looking for someone to look forward to?"
The old man's face changed, "Don't talk nonsense, when will I find someone to show the daughter of the Luo Wengen family." ”
Luo Wengen is also from their village, his family is very poor, and his only daughter still has mental problems, and she is sick from time to time.
Speaking of which, he is still hundreds of dollars short of his medicine money.
A few days ago, Luo Wengen's daughter fell ill again, and this time she came more seriously than before.
Not only made trouble at home, but also tried to commit suicide by cutting his wrists, which scared Lao Luo enough, and he couldn't hold it down alone, so he asked the village people to help, and only after tying it up with a rope did he find the old man to see a doctor.
When the old man got there, he shook his head, saying that this person is basically like this, and if he can't be cured, he should be sent to a psychiatric hospital, otherwise sooner or later he will have to wipe his neck at home.
When Luo Wengen heard this, he felt that the sky was about to fall, there was no way!
No money!
He is such a daughter, the daughter-in-law thought he was poor earlier, and ran away with someone, leaving such a drag, lose it~ It's his own flesh and blood, and he can't bear it.
Keep it with you, it's even more finished!
Because the girl has mental problems, she gets sick from time to time, and she has to be taken care of, he is a good laborer, and he can't go out to work.
But now when I hear that I have to send it to a psychiatric hospital, how much will it cost?
is really rich, and he won't owe the old man hundreds of dollars and keep dragging it out.
Looking at a half-collapsed loess house in Luo Wengen's house, the old man couldn't bear it, and he couldn't stand Luo Wengen's pleading, he finally had no choice, so he ran to the Wang family in the next county and invited a goddess who specializes in dancing gods.
The goddess's surname is Wang, and she has always made this a career, and I heard that many people have been cured before, but more people have eaten the talisman water she gave, and their illness has worsened, and they have died.
In the early years, business was fine, but in recent years, it has not worked.
Because of the death of people, not only the family members have to make trouble, but also have to lose money, a compensation is hundreds of thousands, and the money she has earned over the years is not enough to compensate for a dead person.
So Wang Po was not willing to make a move easily, and in the end, she reluctantly came over because of the love she had known the old man for decades.
As for the matter, it didn't alarm others, Wang Po finished dancing at Luo Wengen's house, fed his daughter a bowl of runic water, and went back.
The money is still on the old man's back.
It's also strange to say, after drinking the bowl of water mixed with talismans, the daughter of Luo Wengen's family really didn't make trouble, and she hadn't heard of any more illness these days.
The people in the village asked strangely, but Luo Wengen didn't dare to say it explicitly, but only said that the old man was optimistic.
Few people knew about this, but they didn't know where the news was revealed, so they let Luo Ba know first.
Seeing the old man's sudden change of color, with a frightened look, Luo Ba said first, "Okay, don't lie to me, you looked for that person last time, and then come to show me, look at it, I have a lot of thanks." ”
The old man stared at him speechlessly, and wanted to speak several times, "Then what if you don't see it well? ”
But after all, I didn't dare to say it.
Who is Luo Baxian, everyone in the village is afraid.
There is no way, since he knows about it, he can only find it.
As soon as Luo Ba heard that the other party agreed, he breathed a sigh of relief and politely sent the old man away.
As soon as he turned around, he lay down on the bed to rest, and he didn't take a bath, which could exhaust him from tossing all night, and he fell asleep as soon as he lay down.
But I never thought that when I closed my eyes, disaster came, and I felt that I had returned to Baiyun Mountain, and the surroundings were pitch black, and there were green and terrifying ghost fires everywhere, and there were evil ghosts with hideous and terrifying faces who gathered around him to ask for his life.
This scared him so much that he couldn't hide in his dreams, and he couldn't run if he wanted to, and he was touched by those evil ghosts, and he was bitten by them, which scared him into crying wolves.
"Husband, don't scare me, what are you doing this big night?"
was finally woken up by his daughter-in-law, Luo Ba was first covered with cold sweat, his body trembled, and he spoke with a little fear, "There are ~ ghosts." ”
When he opened his eyes, he looked around, and felt that everything was terrifying, and there seemed to be a dark shadow staring at him outside the window.
There seemed to be a strange noise in the cabinet.
Under the bed, I felt that there were ghosts hidden.
Even the daughter-in-law next to her felt that she looked a little weird today.
Just thinking about it, the face of the daughter-in-law next to him gradually blurred.
Immediately after that, an extremely terrifying face appeared, and the bloody mouth of the mouth let out a gloomy sneer, "Am I not a ghost?"
"Ghost~"
This terrifying scene frightened Luo Baxian so much that he fell directly from the bed and let out a wail.
In the middle of the night, his daughter-in-law was sleeping in a daze, and when she heard the movement, she turned on the light and looked, "Husband, why did you fall?"
"Hell, don't come here. ”
Luo Baxian couldn't tell the difference between reality and illusion at all, how did he know that he was dreaming within a dream just now.
When he saw that the person next to the pillow had changed again, he didn't believe it at all, and rushed out of the room barefoot.
In this trouble, the whole family couldn't sleep, so they all got up to accompany him, saying words of relief and peace of mind, so that Luo Ba didn't continue to make trouble first.
But staying in the living room, surrounded by the whole family, Luo Ba didn't dare to close his eyes anymore.
Because as soon as he closed his eyes, he could see the shadows of the ghosts that were wandering, and that some enemies were taking revenge on him in their dreams.
I didn't sleep all night.
Early the next morning, Luo Baxian, who had red eyes like an angry lion, sent a car to the next county to invite Wang Po to her home.
"There's evil in this house, and there's a little ghost on your shoulder. ”
Wang Po is worthy of doing this business often, and she comes as soon as she enters the door.
I don't worry about being beaten for saying the wrong thing, because if I can invite her to come, something weird will happen at home.
"Masters!"
Luo Baxian was so excited, let the other party on his shoulder, his face was smeared with unknown red dye, and his mouth looked very funny.
Wang Po also watched people cook, and inquired before she came, this Luo Baxian has a mountain of gold and silver at home, and it seems that she can make a lot of money.
So when you enter the door, you will talk about the most serious matter, and you are not afraid that the other party will not be tricked.
Regardless of the red dye, Wang Po also danced a strange dance in front of her house that even she couldn't understand, muttering spells such as the retreat of evil spirits.
After reading it, he said, "I have already driven away this little ghost on your body, you don't have to be afraid, but the yin qi in this room is still very heavy, and the other party is entangled with you." ”
"Everything is up to you, you can do whatever you say, but please help me take this ghost. ”
It's strange to say, this weird dance is incomprehensible, but it can inexplicably make people feel at ease, Luo Baxian felt that his body was empty, as if a wall had been broken, and his breathing was a little easier.
Wang Po pretended to pinch her fingers and calculated, and said, "I'm afraid it's a little difficult, this ghost is not a good kind, this time I don't know how I was bumped into by you, and I insisted on refusing to retreat!"
Luo Ba opened his mouth first, not knowing what to say, and said in fear, "You must save me." ”
"Don't worry, since I'm here, I'll definitely help you. ”
Wang Po was happy in her heart, the more scared the other party was, the easier it was for her to cheat money, but on the surface, she said in a deep voice with a tense face, "This ghost is a powerful ghost for many years, and there are many little ghosts below, and one of them is lying on you just now." As the saying goes, little ghosts are difficult, and I'm afraid I can't deal with so many. ”
Luo Ba didn't have anything else first, and there were many younger brothers under him, "If you have any orders, just mention it, I will send someone to do it immediately." ”
Wang Po pretended to be and said, "That's okay, you invite a few slaughtering masters for me, in addition, the women and children of your family are avoided, and this year's natal year, also go away, so as not to provoke the little ghost to possess him, then it will be difficult to deal with it; ”
After this string of words, people were dizzy when they heard it, but Luo Ba believed it first.
Because the more troublesome the other party says, the happier he is, which means that there is hope for his matter to be solved.
After sending people to do the same, he respectfully invited Wang Po into the house.
The other party looked around, and sprinkled an unknown powder with a strong smell in the room.
"This is an evil exorcism powder, which I refined with more than a dozen rare heavenly and earth treasures, which is very precious, and it is usually the best way to restrain yin and evil. ”
Wang Po flickered while saying with a calm face, "Little ghosts, don't blame, after you die, you should go to the underworld, don't pester the living, go quickly." ”
It's just that her tone is extremely fast, and her voice is so soft that she didn't even understand Luo Baxian who was following her, just looking at her mouth opening and closing, as if she was chanting a spell.
Wang Po walked very slowly, and after walking upstairs and downstairs, the whole person felt out of breath and a little like prostration.
Luo Ba followed behind from beginning to end, and when he saw that she had finished resting with a set of methods, he took out a big red envelope and handed it over, "You are tired, this is a little bit of my heart." ”
Wang Po touched the thick red envelope, not to mention how happy she was, so she said, "I talked to the person in the house just now, and he promised not to pester you in the future, so you can rest assured." ”
It's a pity that I'm happy and sad, I don't know if I'm tired of turning around just now, or I'm stimulated by this thick red envelope, in short, I stand up and want to do something at the end.
I accidentally moved the stool, and it happened to hit the table, and a vase on it slammed to the ground.
This sudden sound startled the princess.
That's what she did, even if she hadn't really seen a ghost, she was a little in awe.
This scared her a lot, her legs were weak, and she collapsed directly on the ground.
Luo Baxian was dumbfounded, and just as he was anxious and wanted to open his mouth to speak, he saw Wang Po getting up from the ground with her hands and feet, running out with a smoke, and shouting in her mouth, "Didn't you talk about it, why did you suddenly turn your face?"
Acting skills are all acting skills.
Wang Po fell just now, and her heart said that it was not good, she was an exorcist, how could she be frightened by ghosts, if Luo Ba was suspicious first, she would not trouble herself?
I simply came to a full set, and I didn't care about Luo Ba's first, so I slipped back and talked about it first.
Before Luo Ba came out first, he heard Wang Po hurriedly drop a sentence, "This ghost is too powerful, I'll go back and prepare to deal with it again." ”
After saying that, he ran away.
Looking at the other party's embarrassed appearance, a bad shadow instantly clouded Luo Baxian's heart.
When I sent someone to invite Mrs. Wang the next day, the other party was not at home, and I heard her neighbor say that Mrs. Wang's house was also haunted last night, and she heard words like I am not the main master, and I should not harm me.
How did he know that this was a play directed and acted by Wang Po, fishing, just to turn around and cheat more money from him.
Frightened, Luo Ba immediately sent someone to invite a well-known mage in the city.
It's a pity that it's set again, this line of circles is too small, the big guys know each other when they go out to eat, Wang Po finally caught a big fish, how can she let it go easily, and she has already contacted a few peers.
As soon as he heard that there was a benefit afterwards, the big guy was not good at dismantling the stage at will, so he cooperated with him to trap him, but Luo Ba was miserable first.
I didn't close my eyes for two whole days, and finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and I didn't find Wang Po, Luo Ba gritted his teeth first, and simply came to Baiyun Village, begging Li Mugao to raise his noble hand and spare his life.