"You're a good guy, but we're not suitable. ”

Commercial Street, in front of the Dalu Cinema, a cliché breakup ceremony is underway, a plump girl who weighs more than 200 and is only 1.6 meters tall, with a round head like a watermelon, 360 degrees without dead ends, glanced at the onlookers, with a little arrogant, raised the chin that can't see the chin, and looked at the tall and thin young man with a little handsome in front of him wearing washed white jeans, a white T-shirt, and a bouquet of roses, or a boy.

The fat girl who doesn't talk to the boy, an earthquake version of the tail flick, a fat hand without finger seams snapped, patted off the rose held in the boy's hand, arrogant like a Persian cat, twisted the big ass that couldn't tell what the buttocks were at all, pulled the beautiful girl on the side, and walked to the cinema, arrogant and resolute, and the back set off the boy's bleakness and sadness.

The crowd of onlookers, with a hint of strange silence, immediately exploded.

"I'll go, Nima, this world, this kind of tonnage has become like this, the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient. ”

"But no, brother, there is a way that the fat don't go, the thin don't come, no matter how bad it is, you can go abroad to find it, no, forget it, forget it, brother, if you are not afraid of the dark, follow your brother to Africa, this kind of tonnage, brother will find you a dozen. As he spoke, he patted the young man on the shoulder, trembled his shoulder, walked to the cinema, and then let out, endured it for a long time, and couldn't help laughing.

Hao Xinren rolled his eyes speechlessly, flicked his shoulders, seemed to be a little afraid of the African girl, slowly withdrew the roses, turned around a little desolate and came to the small flower bed under the steps, and took out his mobile phone.

"Xiaomei, next time a customer who exceeds 200 catties, you must add money to me, add money. ”

"Why, you know, the price of pork has gone up in a way. ”

Hao Xinren, speaking of this name, it is absolutely a thing that makes Hao Xinren sad, if you want to say this name, your parents played it, it was very good back then, Hao Xinren, a kind-hearted person, the big guy felt it, and it was catchy, which meant good.

But as I get older, the way of the world has also changed, Hao Xinren, a well-wisher, I don't know, how did it become a joke, this name has been ridiculed a lot, well, I've gotten used to it for a long time, but I don't know, it's a name curse.

Hao Xinren, from college to now two years after graduation, a total of five girlfriends have been made, all of them were kicked for the same reason, you are a good person, but we are not suitable. Okay, Hao Xinren was badly hit, and he was going to the police station to change his name with his household registration book.

But, within a few minutes, this girl came out of the police station in frustration, changed her name, not only asked for money, but also all kinds of procedures.

No, this strange name with the good wishes of parents has been used today. Fortunately, Hao Xinren started his own company, and there was less ridicule among colleagues, as for Hao Xinren's company, the name is really good, the big detective.

It's a pity that since the company opened, I haven't received any decent work, usually looking for cats, chasing dogs, and then there is Hao Xinren's own personal experience of developing service projects, just the fat sister, is one of the customers.

It's just that this time the customer doesn't play cards according to common sense, just talk about it, a bouquet of sixty yuan rose props, originally the next customer to use, this is good, the fat hand waved the petals flying sideways, the power is great, it can be called rare in ancient and modern times, this girl, fortunately did not give it to itself, otherwise, it is absolutely necessary to add money.

"Xiaomei, order me another bouquet of roses, it's cheap. "I took a breath, dragged down and held a cigarette, life is like this, over and over again, of course, there will be a cool point from time to time, how much.

Talking, Hao Xinren rubbed his forehead, now girl, too can play, for the sake of face, make up all kinds of strange scenes, Hao Xinren, this professional is breathtaking, the next one is going to the café, kneeling to propose, and then being ruthlessly rejected, the routine is a routine, but there are two hundred yuan plus a cup of coffee, it is a rare big order recently.

"Yes, boss....... Xiaomei on the other end of the phone was a little hesitant. "Boss, I have something to tell you. The voice became smaller and smaller, so small that Hao Xinren, who was known as the number one in Anping Street, couldn't hear what was said.

"What's wrong?" "You know, Xiaomei, but the only employee in Hao Xinren's detective office, although it is only more than one meter and a half, she can work very diligently, and the little girl looks very cute, and she is very popular with guests.

"Boss, it's the thirtieth today. Xiaomei reminded in a whisper.

"The thirtieth, hehe, I almost forgot, hehe, tomorrow is your birthday, don't worry, I remember, I will give a satisfactory gift." As he spoke, Hao Xinren was about to hang up the phone.

"It's okay, it's okay, this girl is thin-skinned. Saying, Hao Xinren, look at the roses in his hand, gritted his teeth, there seem to be a few Yueji plants in the small flower bed in the square, and they have been filled, and the café is lit, and few people will notice it.

"Hey, say you, pouting in the ass, I thought I couldn't see. ”

Hao Xinren, at first glance, is the red-sleeved aunt who collects money, known as the first nosy community aunt, how dare Hao Xinren stay any longer, smear oil on the soles of his feet, fly out of the flower bed, and run out of four or five hundred meters with a smoke. "It's finally all there. ”

Tidy up your clothes, bouquet and greet your next client.

The customer of the café, tsundere is more excessive than the fat girl, by the god, the rose moon flower, was stepped on a few times, it is even more awesome, this also took out three or five great men to insult Hao Xinren, and threw it on Hao Xinren's face, this is unbearable, Hao Xinren, both hands are fast, let the waiter, dumbfounded, grab these tickets, this is a coffee shop, such a red and white thing, let me accept it.

"Sir, coffee?"

"You see like I'm in the mood for coffee now, so I've retreated. ”

"But, it's ....... ”

"It's your tip. ”

Hao Xinren took out a hundred yuan and handed it to the waiter, as for the coffee, just kidding, one hundred and two cups, and his stomach hurt from drinking.

"It's ....... ”

"Don't this, that, I'm in a bad mood right now, don't make me angry. The waiter smiled helplessly, Hao Xinren, out of the coffee shop, showed a smile, and took out the phone. "Hehe, these three hundred yuan are just used to treat Xiaomei to a meal. ”

Saying that, call Xiaomei, that's right, in order to save money, the office has not installed a phone. "You're on a call. ”

Hao Xinren, dialed several times in a row, and suddenly realized a possibility, it won't be blocked, hung up the phone, clicked on the message, and sure enough, Hao Xinren smiled bitterly. "Boss, you are a good person, but you don't pay your salary for two months....... ”

Okay, Hao Xinren smiled bitterly and looked at the three big red tickets in his hand, turned around and walked towards the company, come to the office, good guy, the office is empty, there is a note on the ground, it was left by Xiaomei's brother, the only computer and printer, and it is worth Xiaomei's salary.

Okay, forget it, forget it, Hao Xinren sat on the ground for a while, stood up, took off the detective plaque, took out his mobile phone and called the landlord, and went downstairs, his back was a little bleak, the autumn wind was blowing, and the autumn breeze was cool.

"The wind blows the eggshell, and the wealth goes to the people's happiness. ”

Hao Xinren, tightened his clothes, got into the subway station, it was warmer in the subway, took Line 1, took No. 15 in a row, Hao Xinren arrived home. This is an old street in the center of the city, and few young people know about it for many years.

Dim street lamps, potholes, uneven roads, and a lot of small puddles, like demining, crossed the street, and came to a large courtyard that was incompatible with the old street, Hao Xinren took out the key and opened the gate.

A big house that doesn't know the years, Hao Xinren took a look at this house that was more like a temple, turned around and walked towards the corner. "This dilapidated house will never fall. Hao Xinren, cursed a few words in his heart, opened the door lock of the small house on the side, and after a day of exhaustion, Hao Xinren lay on the bed and took out his mobile phone.

"Damn. ”

Hao Xinren sat up suddenly, and sent a text message on his mobile phone, let, this guy, slam the table next to the bed. "Breakup text message, this is the fourth one I received today. "It's just that this one, it's a real girlfriend, and I've been making trouble for almost two weeks, and today is a relief.

"Divide, divide, not divided, it's a bastard. ”

Saying that, Hao Xinren, after enduring it a few times, he still put down the more than 200 old machines in his hand, and it was easy to throw them away and buy them again. I can't drop my phone, it's always okay to smash the table a few times, who thinks, the iron nails on the table protrude a little, this guy, a bloody hole in the palm of his hand. "It's okay, it's okay, I didn't shoot the phone just now, my hand is broken, and it can still grow well, but the phone is broken, but I don't have the ability to repair it." ”

Speak, pull open the drawer. "Where did it go, I remember that I bought a lot of band-aids last time, and I forgot, the last time Xiaomin came to my relatives to use it, women are really troublesome, and I can't stand more than 20 band-aids when I come to relatives. ”

The drawers were too messy, and I rummaged through them for a while, but I didn't find what I was looking for, but I found the same, something I almost forgot, a diamond-shaped jade plaque.

Hao Xinren, hesitating, picked up the jade plate, turned around and walked out of the hut, and went straight to the temple house. "Whatever the demons and monsters, now, my stomach can't be full, and sooner or later I may starve to death. ”