Chapter 30: Eat the Dirt Fairy
Hao ate and squatted on the street lamp spraying melon seed shells, glanced at Hao Xinren who was squinting and napping from time to time, pinched the melon seed shells and accurately projected them onto the brain of Hao Xinren who was sitting in the nephew napping, covered his mouth and chuckled, and as more and more projections were projected, he slowly piled up a pile of melon seed shells on Hao Xinren's head. "Boss, boss, wake up. ”
"What's the call?"
Hao Xinren opened his eyes and stood up, okay, the melon seed shell was thrown all over his body, patted, took off the melon seed shell on his head, and glanced at Hao Eat and eat angrily, this girl is too naughty. "Boss, boss, car, car. ”
"Tell me quickly, what's going on?" Hao Xinren immediately sobered up, pulled Hao to eat with one hand, condescendingly, picked up the binoculars and looked at the backyard of the Auto Trade City, and saw what was being packed in a bag. "Hey, this is transporting things out, and it's really greasy. ”
"Let's see what the hell these guys are transporting. Hao Xinren has no bottom in his heart, according to the rhythm of Hong Kong films, this must be black goods, either white, or military, Hao Xinren is a little stimulated, and the opportunity for OK Club to become famous has come.
The messenger of justice, the nemesis of crime, the hero of the people, and the honor of the sky, were in front of him, and Hao Xinren was excited, excited, and beaten. "Boss, you're dreaming again. Hao ate and slapped Hao Xinren's face twice, it's really the boss's illness is getting worse and worse, do you want to talk to Sister Hu Xian'er.
Hao Xinren glared at Hao Eat. "Do you know who you just hit?"
"Boss, you. Hao Yu muttered, Boss, don't you hurt at all, I worked hard just now.
"This is the face of a hero, if you dare to hit casually, you won't be good, and your salary will be deducted next month. Saying that, Hao Xinren threw a helmet for Hao to eat. "Put it on, and when you move, be careful not to mess with me. ”
Hao Yuyu snorted Boss, you are stupid in your dream, you just hit it, and your salary was deducted, Hao Yuyu thought that her salary had been deducted this year anyway, so she simply quit. "Hey, what's wrong?"
"I'm going to sleep. Hao Yuyu snorted, turned his head and ignored Hao Xinren.
"Don't, I'll treat you to barbecue when the case is over, just order it. ”
"Really. ”
"Really. ”
Hao nodded his head. "Boss, you owe me twenty meals of barbecue, if you don't talk, I'll eat you, and eat some people you know." ”
"Twenty meals, when is it?" Hao Xinren was dumbfounded, joking, he couldn't invite himself to a meal, and Ma Yun's father could be eaten poor for twenty meals, okay, I'm not a father, just a little boss.
"I've got it all in mind. Hao Yu proudly took out his notebook, Hao Xinren was stunned, this is not what he asked this girl to buy, record her great words and deeds, and learn her own profound thoughts.
"Look, this is the third meal I said yesterday, and this is the second meal today. Hao ate triumphantly, holding a notebook to Hao Xinren, sure enough, the time was recorded and almost no photos were taken, Hao Xinren really wanted to give himself a few mouthfuls of melon seeds, so that you could make a casual promise, and then fell into the pit.
Hao Xinren didn't dare to look at Hao Yu's smug face anymore, he was afraid that he couldn't help but fan himself, regretting it, it's really good to be a goblin without culture sometimes, Hao Xinren is a little nostalgic for the snack goods that have just been sealed. "Hey, the boss's car is leaving. ”
"Let's go, what, hurry. Hao Xinren was stunned for a moment, then reacted, joking, his hero title depends on them, and he can't let them run.
The container truck drove out of the auto trade city and drove out from the side door of the backyard, and Hao Xinren and Hao Yuyu chased after each other. "Hao eat, eat, see what's on it. ”
Hao ate and puffed out his mouth and reluctantly jumped into the car, and without making a sound, he took out a bag from the container truck and jumped to the side of the road. "Open it up and take a look. ”
The bag opened, and Hao Xinren was a little dumbfounded. "It's not dirt, it's a cover-up. Hao Xinren found the ground and poured out all the soil in the bag, and when he saw it, he was even more stunned, it was really all dirt and it was quite fresh, and it could be steamed and eaten in the pot.
"What's going on, these guys are digging the foundation? Hao Xinren felt that the messenger of justice, the nemesis of crime, and the people's heroes flew one by one. "These people have a problem with their brains. ”
Hao Xinren felt that he should not accept this commission, it was better to take a few good people's orders, and mix one or two hundred a day, now it is good to meet a group of employers with brain problems, I really can't afford to be sad, Hao Xinren looked at the pile of soil on the ground with frustration, but in order to dig some soil, it is necessary to sneak out of the backyard door at night.
The more Hao Xinren thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, what the hell was going on, scratching his head, it was the first time he had encountered such a strange thing. "Boss. The voice full of resentment sounded in my ears, and listening to it on this big night was more exciting than drinking Red Bull.
"Ahh ”
Hao Xinren was startled. "Hao eat, can you talk normally?"
"Boss, you've stepped on my foot. Hao ate and blushed, and couldn't bear to shoot Hao Xinren.
"Ah, why didn't you say it earlier. Hao Xinren immediately jumped to the side, Hao Yu opened his mouth to bite, I said it a few times, boss, you pretended not to hear.
"Okay, let's not talk about that. Hao Xinren waved his hand, forgave Hao for such a trivial matter as eating the rod to his feet, pulled the bag to pack the soil, and joked, he was a pacesetter in the new style of civilization and would never litter, no matter whether anyone saw it or not.
Hao Xinren was full of high pressure and loaded the soil for Hao to eat, Hao asked why he wanted to go back with the mud, Hao Xinren replied angrily. "Go back and get tested. "But boss, you don't have a lab. ”
"Although you don't have it, don't talk, talk and deduct your salary. ”
"Ahh Hao immediately covered his mouth after eating, and Hao Xinren smiled proudly. "Hey, my feet hurt a little. Hao Xinren lowered his head and was dumbfounded. "Who told you to throw dirt on my feet. ”
Hao Shiyu shook his head vigorously and didn't speak, Hao Xinren was crazy, and it was really hard to reason with the goblin. "Hurry up and get rid of it. ”
Hao Yuyu immediately picked up the bag containing the soil and ran, leaving Hao Xinren rubbing his smashed and slightly green feet. "It's easy for me, in order to save money, I bought a new pair of shoes in one summer, and it's over. ”
Hao Xinren looked at the two clips that were pulled and broken, full of tears, since being entangled by this group of terrible old goblins, he has not had a good day, eating, drinking, and caring about everything, and from time to time he has to guard against ideological problems, mental illness, the director of the fairy nursing home, I am easy.
The more Hao Xinren thought about it, the more he felt that it was not easy, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that he was too great, how could there be such a great person in the world, for the happiness of all mankind, he was willing to endure hardships and be tortured by a group of older goblins.
"Boss. ”
"Here you go again. ”
Hao Xinren was startled and jumped to the side.
Hao ate and clapped his hands. "The bags are all thrown in the car, boss, I just saw a couple of sneaky people. ”
"When did you learn to be sneaky. Hao Xinren muttered when, the goblins have learned to use idioms.
Erha said that the boss often sneakily peeked at Sister Xian'er taking a bath. Hao said with a smile.
"Who, Erha's eyes are all problems, don't talk nonsense about this kind of topic in the future, if you hear about Mi Qiling, it affects the child's psychological development, you know. Hao Xinren wiped a handful of sweat, he just took a look, the water was not hot, in line with the concern for his subordinates and guests, he definitely didn't go to peek, Erha must have misunderstood.
Hao Yu nodded with a sigh of eating, and Hao Xinren decided to change the topic immediately. "Just now you said you saw a few sneaky people, where are they?"
"On the back door of the courtyard wall. Hao ate and said.
"On the back door?" Hao Xinren muttered, no, there is a car wash place at the back door, there is nothing to steal, is it here to steal soil. "Let's go. "Hao Xinren plans to catch someone to ask, what the hell is going on.
"Ran. ”
"I'll go. ”
Hao Xinren was startled, how could these people's eyes be green and flashing red.
"Holy. Hao Xinren didn't do anything, but Hao ate and eat, scared and screamed, Hao Xinren turned his head to look at Hao Eat and eat, looking like an idiot. "You're not a monster, you're not afraid of ghosts. ”
"Ah, yes, I'm a dragon girl, so I'm not afraid of ghosts. Hao Yu reacted to it, he had even eaten the ghost king at the beginning, although the taste was not very good.
"Then you're a fart, and everyone is scared away. Hao Xinren muttered. "Did you hear a cat bark just now?"
"Yes. ”
"Go, go back, find Hu Xian'er. "Hao Xinren, immediately pull Hao to eat, joking that the cat demon appeared, there must be more than just a matter of being cheated and retaliated against.