Chapter 124: The slackers of the third middle capital
Although the situation is a little delicate, what he does under the willfulness seems to have inexplicably caused a big trouble for himself, but according to his past experience, the more he has to cheer up and deal with the aftermath at this time, and he must not leave evidence!
Even Gu Feng had sensed that the almost familiar aura was rapidly approaching. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Come to think of it, there's no way that native is going to tell the Western demons about me personally. And I only showed up after this wolf passed out, so I don't have to worry about it at all, do I?"
Gu Feng comforted himself and made up his mind to pretend to be deaf and dumb.
In the loud rumbling noise, Gu Feng stood at the entrance of the cave and looked at the collapsed cave: "Although the wolf's internal organs have been stirred up, my look is still good, just a few hundred tons of soil should not kill him, but even if he is crushed to death, it has nothing to do with me, how normal it is to see death and not save it in this indifferent society!"
Speaking of which, just in case, I injected a breath of my qi into the body of the little girl with a horn, and I could sense it no matter how far away, but since I had decided to ignore this matter, it was too much, so I had better think about how to face this bat. ”
Gu Feng looked at the tide of bats that were overwhelming like a tide, and tried to pretend to be innocent.
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In the third middle school, everything is going on in an orderly manner.
Although not long ago, due to the surprise attack of the hidden strength of the third world, the alliance ceremony of the human race of the two worlds was destroyed, which can be regarded as a setback, but the people here do not have the slightest hint of panic and decadence.
In any case, the inhabitants of the Dark Alliance World who came to settle in this third Zhongjing are all strictly selected existences, and they are basically relatives of Alliance soldiers or incumbents, and they have extraordinary confidence in the Alliance.
And no matter how frustrated the Terrans in the Third World are, the Third Central Beijing is still as stable as Mount Tai, coupled with the efforts of excellent propagandists, the previous setbacks are just after-dinner conversations among the immigrants in the Third Middle Kingdom.
Today's No. 3 Zhongjing is also as peaceful as ever.
Yet, in a room in this peaceful city, something that doesn't seem very harmonious is quietly happening.
In the dark room, only six candles were placed on the carpet in the center, and the faint flame of the candles made it barely visible.
To be honest, it's more unsettling than complete darkness.
In the center of the carpet are two people, a man and a woman.
The woman was tall and dark-skinned, wearing iron underwear that could barely hide her gravity-defying bust, the scale was extremely bold, a little shorter than an inch would have been harmonized, and the pointed ears showed her inhuman status.
The female dark elf sat lazily on the carpet, holding a large box in her arms, which was densely packed with many strange insects or herbs, which was really creepy.
However, the female elf's pair of slender jade legs hit this box, adding a bit of fragrance to this strange scene, which is quite eye-catching.
The man sitting next to the female dark elf was dressed in a Chinese Miao family costume, and his eyes were staring closely at an altar in front of him.
Tang Yi said to a certain existence in front of the screen: "At the request of a friend named Devouring Ancestor before, the object of cultivation this time is set to be a larger animal, of course, this is not difficult for me Gu Zhenren, you must know that the way of Gu is broad and profound, even an elephant can be refined into a Gu worm."
And this time it is a timely situation, we chose the most delicious hairy crab in Yangcheng Lake this season as the object of Gu refining.
In the sixty-eighth issue of "Interesting Gu", we have completed the final processing steps of this hairy crab, and put it into this jar with chrysanthemum frogs, mini turtles, and small fire shrimps, and let them kill each other.
In the sixty-ninth issue of "Interesting Gu", this jar has been sealed for more than a week, let's take a look at the results. ”
Tang Yi picked up a candle, carefully opened the mouth of the altar with his other hand, and brought the candle close to the mouth of the altar.
A strange crab slowly crawled out.
It is twice as large as an ordinary hairy crab, and its carapace is a faint blue color, and one after another red flame patterns are flashing on the shell, and you can see that it is a crab that should not be underestimated!
This crab, which Tang Yi called "Gu", has evolved into another kind of existence after experiencing the inhumane battle in the dark jar.
At this moment, the hairy crab that has been reborn raised its pincers high, announcing that it has returned to this world after being reborn!
Tang Yi took out a small bottle, which contained some white powder: "This I named it Fire Crab Gu, it is extremely fierce, if you don't want your fingers to be cut off, don't try to catch it with your bare hands, but the movement speed is very slow, so just like me, just slowly sprinkle some pungent powder from above, I use pepper noodles, friends who like other flavors can also choose refined salt or cumin and the like, everyone pay attention to eye protection!"
A pinch of pepper sprinkled on this fire crab Gu, and immediately after that, there was a reaction, and the entire fire crab Gu burned violently, and emitted a dazzling white light, piercing the eyes.
After a while, the white light disappeared, and the shell of the fire crab Gu disappeared completely, leaving only a pile of fragrant crab meat, which made people appetite at a glance.
Tang Yi began to make a final summary: "Okay, this issue of "Interesting Gu" is over, if you want to buy fire crab Gu, please scan the QR code at the bottom of the screen, the first 100 people also come with a secret black vinegar made by me, which is a perfect match with fire crab Gu."
Finally, according to the convention, every step in this show is after a long period of training to appear so perfect and safe, and the layman must not imitate it. ”
After finishing speaking, Tang Yi turned off the camera and began the editing work.
Looking at the back of her master's excited spirit, Mareth expressed her puzzlement: "Master, you just recorded the process of making yourself, will anyone buy it in this way?"
Tang Yi said: "Don't worry, you really think that this kind of curious and edible Gu worm is honestly refined, in the past few days, because of the completion of Mr. Eye's task, my karmic butterfly dream cocoon has increased greatly, because of this, I can refine the fire crab Gu, the previous jar has already been replaced by me, if you want to buy it, you can only order it from me, this time you will definitely be able to make a lot of money." ”
Mareth couldn't help applauding her master's cunning: "I see, worthy of the master, but I heard that the laws of your world are quite strict, and you are considered a fraud." ”
Tang Yi shook his head proudly: "The so-called law is not for us smart people, why do you think I should add a do not imitate at the end of each issue, as long as I add this, I am not afraid of others suing me, in fact, I am not the only one who does this, this is the unspoken rule of the industry."
Speaking of which, I've separated you from your two daughters before, how do you feel?"
Mareth said: "Thank you master, I feel the same as I did when I was alive, no, in fact I feel better than I did when I was alive, it's all the credit of my master." ”
Tang Yi said: "No thanks, the previous state was a temporary treatment under the condition of insufficient materials, but it's a pity that your two daughters are twins, and the matching degree of souls is too high, and they can't be separated for a long time, although it's not impossible, but I'm not very good at soul science, so don't have too much hope, it's likely that they will be in the state of one and two souls in the future." ”
Mareth said, "No, I'm glad I'm alive, but is it okay for you to be so idle?"
Tang Yi didn't reply: "Where am I idle, you see I'm not too busy talking to you now, you look at these people, I was only twenty-eight in the highest ranking before, but now there is just one more scantily clad female dark elf, and she rushed to the top of the list all of a sudden, what a group of people who understand it." ”
"That's not what I said," Mareth suddenly felt a little headache, "I mean the Alliance, are you so slack, okay? I heard that several of the people who are on the front line with you are active on the front line, and even one of them has gone deep into the territory of those orc barbarians, what kind of anchor are you still playing here?"
Tang Yi was still busy with the matter at hand: "Oh, Mareth, you know very well, I have let you see so much of the history of our world these days, or has the matter of fighting for power and profit become the racial talent of the dark elves?" ”
Mareth showed a slightly dissatisfied look: "But I don't think you seem to care at all, this kind of war with a huge advantage, of course, the sooner you shoot, the more you can get the greatest benefits after the war, and with your strength, you don't have to worry about your own safety at all." ”
Tang Yi finally uploaded the video he made, and then turned his head: "So you don't understand anything, our behavior this time seems to be starting a war, but in fact it is just a routine dressed in the cloak of war, it is an inevitable victory, and there is no honor at all."
Like me, almost all of us on the front line understand this problem, so they prefer to hide here and be lazy, everyone is taking care of their reputation, and of course there is also a consideration about trying to avoid bad karma. ”
It was the first time Mareth had heard this: "Bad karma?"
Tang Yi said: "I have also introduced to you about karmic ability before, the use of karma is broad and profound, although it is an all-powerful force, but it is not without risks, bad karma is one of them, let's explain it slowly in the future." ”
Mareth was a little unwilling: "Aren't there still several people actively participating!"
Tang Yi said: "Look at what kind of guys they are, battle maniacs who are not afraid of big things, militarists who absolutely obey orders, pretentious people who don't care about anything for women, greedy people who are eager to make contributions, and lone wanderers who think they are chivalrous, even among us on the front line, we are weirdos."
Of course, people like me are the smartest, and I have completed a sufficient share of the task early when I am next to my thigh, and I can easily get a piece of my own territory as long as I live this decadent life, which means that I am the easiest winner!"
"Can it really go this way?" said Mareth, questioning fiercely.
Tang Yi opened the curtains to let the sunlight shine into the room, pointed to the Third World Division of the Heavenly Court floating in the sky and said, "Even if we mess up, those big people in the sky can help us settle it." ”