218 There is also a toilet seat
"Why are you here?" the fox in his kimono looked at Kuro.
"Yo, female shopkeeper. Hei didn't recognize his life, walked into the house and sat on the sofa, and said: "Because I want to contact someone, maybe it will touch the enchantment of this flower pavilion, so I will tell you, lest the female shopkeeper make trouble for me again as before." ”
"Can't you leave this pavilion to contact the person you want to contact?" a tic-tac-toe symbol appeared on the fox's head, "Don't you know that the tremor of the enchantment is very harmful to this pavilion?"
"I can't help it, I'll be watched by a shrine maiden after leaving this flower pavilion, and her gods won't allow me to communicate with people from other worlds. Kuro took out a stone-like thing from behind him: "This is okay as compensation, right?"
"...... this?"
"Stars. ”
"Do you think I'm a child, and what are the stars doing to the maintenance of the enchantment?"
Hei showed a light smile: "Female shopkeeper, I suggest you take a serious look first, otherwise you will regret it later." ”
The fox looked at the black suspiciously, and then picked up the star, and his originally dim eyes lit up slightly.
"I agreed. ”
"That's good. I knew you wouldn't say no. Oh yes, the female shopkeeper, that little goblin named Yuzu seems to be a little unusual. ”
"That's right, an acquaintance introduced me. Stay in this pavilion for the time being, and the barrier of this pavilion can also protect her. The fox took out his cigarette gun and took a puff: "What? are you interested in her?"
"Yes, I'm interested, can you give her to me if you can?"
"She's not an object. The fox exhaled a smoke ring, "And I promised my old friend to take care of Yuzu." ”
Black sighed: "It's a pity. In this flower pavilion, that child's ability can't be tapped at all. ”
"The child was actually sent, and my old friend didn't plan to discover the child's abilities. Die to this heart, you old fox. ”
Hei was speechless for a while: "You're the old fox, right?"
The fox laughed and said, "That's right, even the old fox who has become a spirit." ”
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......
At the last second, the ball went in.
When Fang Mu used to watch sports comics, he always felt that scoring a goal in the last second was just a joke, the time was so tight, why was his luck so good.
Now that I have experienced it, I know that the Jedi reversal is so exciting.
"Win!!"
There were huge cheers on the court, and Nagisa outside the court covered her mouth as if she was about to cry.
On the other side, the two people in the chorus slowly withdrew under the cheers.
"Awesome, Okazaki!" Fang Mu ran to Tomoya Okazaki and slapped him on the back.
"Can't you be lighter?" Tomoto Okazaki grinned, in fact, he was betting on the last ball, and he couldn't lift his shoulder, but he simply blocked and won.
After that, Fang Mu didn't have to worry about it, and the old man Yukimura finally became the instructor of the two clubs, and the drama department was finally officially established by the student union. Get on track.
Today is a sunny day.
Fang Mu skipped class without hesitation, and then hid in the dormitory in Chunyuan to play games, in the final analysis, Fang Mu was tired of boring classes.
At first, I was able to spend a day in the classroom with curiosity, but after the curiosity passed, I got tired of it.
"Aren't you going to school?" Fang Mu looked at Haruhara, who was lying on the bed reading a manga.
"Ah, why are you going?" Haruhara looked at Fang Mu.
The two were speechless for a while.
"When I didn't say it. ”
The silence was interrupted by the ringing of a telephone.
"Telephone. ”
"Pick it up for me. ”
"This is for you, right?"
"Let's just say that Haruhara's not at home. ”
“......”
Sighing, Fang Mu put down the handle, walked to the phone and picked up the phone: "Hey, hello, this is Haruhara Yangping's dormitory, Chunyuan Yangping is not at home now, please contact in three hours if you have something." ”
“......”
After being silent for a while, he said, "Brother?"
At this time, Fang Mu was stunned: "You are the younger sister of Haruhara Yangping?"
"Mei Yi?" Haruhara Yohei, who was lying on the bed, was also stunned, ran over to get the phone, and his face changed as he spoke.
The phone hangs up.
"What's wrong?"
"My sister is coming. I said I had a girlfriend who couldn't entertain her, but I still wanted to come over and say I wanted to see my girlfriend. Haruhara Yangping looked at Fang Mu and said calmly.
Fang Mu sighed: "Where did you get the confidence that you will have a girlfriend?"
"My sister four days later. ”
"Oh. ”
"Help me. ”
"No, I don't. ”
“......”
"Okay, don't look at me like that, isn't it just a girlfriend? Trust me, I'll help you find one in four days. Fang Mu really couldn't stand the look in Haruhara Yanghei's eyes looking at him, so he could only speak.
Fang Mu sat up and stared straight at Chunyuan, secretly thinking about who should recommend this guy to, or who would be willing to accept it?
"Why do I feel underestimated?"
"Delusional delusion, but do you have any candidates for yourself?"
"Nope. ”
The answer was really crisp.
"Can't think of a single candidate?"
"It's not like you don't know the girls I know, it's just a few. ”
It's so pitiful.,It's obviously a good friend of the protagonist.。
"It's sad indeed. But as a friend, I'm going to be merciful enough to help you at this time. Coughing lightly, Fang Mu patted his chest with a righteous look.
Haruhara's asked again, "But Fang Mu, do you know any girls who are willing to help?"
"Nope. Fang Mu replied more simply: "In the final analysis, what you lack in Chunyuan is only motivation. ”
"Motivated?"
"That's right, starting tomorrow, don't skip class, I'll go to school with you and face life with a new spring plain!!"
"Oh, oh, is this magic?
"Poof. ”
No, Fang Mu, you have to hold back, you can't laugh, you can't laugh.
Next.
"Yo, Fang Mu, hello. During the lunch break, Fang Mu saw Chunyuan waving towards him, "Are you going to the cafeteria for lunch today?"
"Hmm. ”
Is this boy with a sassy face really Haruhara? Is he this image?
"Fang Mu, what's wrong with you? ”
"That's because you're too cool, although I said I wanted to change myself, but suddenly my personality changed so much, it would scare people away. ”
"So what the hell is going to do?!"
Lost again. It's not ten seconds long.
"At the end of each sentence, add a toilet lid, so that the words will not be so sassy, just like you. ”
"That's just going to be a strange person!"
"Haruhara, who can't, is very handsome. Fang Mu gave a thumbs up.
"I see, I'll try!"
You're really out of the way.
"Whew......" took a breath, and Haruhara began to say, "Then let's go find the girl who might be my girlfriend and the toilet seat now!"
“......”
I really said it!
"Poof!"
Because there was also a toilet lid to pick it up, Fang Mu, the initiator standing next to him, immediately turned his head sideways and forced to hold back his laughter.
"Who should I go to? Or should I go to the junior students who dare not refuse and the toilet seat?"
"Puff puff!"
First of all, no matter how useless this kid is Haruhara, but it's true that you can't ask someone you don't know, but first of all, the toilet lid is so funny!! Fang Mu can't help it!!
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Walking in the flower bed, Fang Mu began to prepare to find a girlfriend for Haruhara.
"I feel like I'm going to make it and I have a toilet seat!"
"That's right, Haruhara, I believe I'm fine. ”
"You two really like to play on the spot. What is a toilet seat?"
Okazaki Peng also expressed his unhappiness about being pulled over suddenly, but after knowing the content of the plot, Okazaki Peng, who likes to play pranks on Haruhara Yohei, also became interested.
But Okazaki, you're obviously just as excited, so you have to pretend to be calm.
Fang Mu said that it would be more suitable to add a toilet lid at the end of the sentence. Tell me to see if there is a good girl who can promise me right away and a toilet seat?"
Haruhara, who had regained his vitality, poked his head out and looked around with great interest. Tomoya Okazaki gave a thumbs up to Okaki.
Taking advantage of the gap between Haruhara's attention and the surrounding area, Okazaki whispered to Fang Mu behind him, "The toilet seat is funny, but the right person shouldn't be so easy to find, right?"
"Maybe it's better to ask someone you know. ”
"Anyway, I don't know many girls, so it's really appropriate. ”
Just when Fang Mu and Okazaki were worrying about who to ask, Haruhara's eyes lit up and he locked on to his goal.
"Oh! there's just one fit, it's her, and the toilet seat!"
"Hey, do you really want to ask her?!"
"Wait, Haruhara's that can't do that!"
After seeing who Haruhara's target was, Fang Mu and Okazaki immediately spoke out to stop him, but before the words were finished, Haruhara was already running towards the target excitedly.
"Fang Mu, this is miserable," looking at the figure of Haruhara running over, Okazaki's voice sighed with some vicissitudes, "I have a premonition that we will be repaired very badly next." ”
"It's not miserable, it's absolutely miserable. ”
Covering his face, Fang Mu had already begun to deflat.
"Eh!!"
"You don't need to be surprised to be like this, do you?"
"But, but my words ......"
"Pretending, just pretending. ”
The target of Haruhara's search was the lucky Fujilin Qiong who happened to pass by the flower bed.
"If you feel reluctant, just refuse," Okazaki also comforted Joan who didn't know what to do, "What kind of person this guy is, you should also know very well." ”
"Impossible, impossible! It's too much of a burden for me!"
"Just thinking about it, I feel so shy," the eye circles became redder and redder, and Joan finally couldn't help but cover her face and cry, "It's really ......"
Okazaki and Haruhara didn't expect to make Fujibayashi Qiong cry, although they usually like to prank and wreak havoc everywhere, but they are still very gentlemanly towards girls, and in the face of this sudden situation, these two boys are stunned and don't know what to do.
From this point of view, in fact, the two of them are still very simple.
"Joan, I'm sorry," but he couldn't just leave it alone, and Okazaki quickly apologized, "Please believe that we don't mean anything." ”
"Uh-huh......"
Oops, let alone these two people, even Fang Mu didn't know how to deal with the situation of a girl crying.
"See her like this. Scratching his head, Haruhara's words came out with a very cheap sentence, "I want to force her even more." ”
Boy, your head is really iron!!
"Isn't it okay for you to say something like that?"
Just as Fang Mu thought, Okazaki also looked at him with a frown.
But it was immediately confirmed that Fang Mu and Okazaki's fears were correct.
"Woo!"
An object flying at the speed of light flew quickly past Fang Mu, and smashed directly and accurately into Haruhara's face.
"You bastards!"
With the background sound of "boom", Apricot rushed towards this side.
Run-ups, take-offs, fly-kicks.
It's very, very perfect, so standardized that it can be written into a textbook kicking move.
Not only was he attacked by a dictionary dart, but he also completely accepted Xia Xing's flying kick, looking at Haruhara, who was gliding a meter away, Fang Mu couldn't help but worry about whether he was still alive.
"Are you okay, Joan?" is worthy of being a good sister, obviously she was vicious and violent just now, but she immediately changed to a worried mode and squatted in front of Fujilin Qiong, who was covering her face and crying, "Bullied?"
"It's okay, it's not like that. ”
"You guys, what did you do to my lovely sister?!"
I don't know if it's because of the thief's weak heart, but Haruhara, who was getting up from the ground by touching his nose, didn't have time to breathe, and hurriedly crawled to Okazaki without standing up.
"Ah, you don't dare to admit it, do you?"
"Wait for Xing! This is a misunderstanding, you listen to me explain!" Seeing Xing feel his fists and stand up and turn to the three of them, Fang Mu immediately realized that the person standing closest to him was definitely the first to be unlucky.
"Oh, then explain quickly, and if the answer doesn't satisfy me, I'll send the three of you to the infirmary right away. ”
"Actually, for some reason, we are helping Chunyuan find a girlfriend who is temporarily pretending," Seeing the smile on Xing's face getting brighter and brighter, Fang Mu felt a chill in his heart: "That just saw Joan walk by." ”
"So you're going to let my sister be this fake girlfriend, right?"
"Ahhh ”
"I said what do you kid have in his head?You know my sister likes Tomoya, why do you want to do such an idiotic thing?!"
"I'm helpless. "I didn't have time to stop Haruhara, so I ran up. It's no wonder that they cry, the person they like actually persuades themselves to date other boys, even if it's a fake relationship, it's too cruel.
"The next time something like this happens, you know the consequences, right?" Apricot smiled nicely.
Devil's smile!
"Definitely won't forget. "Guaranteed right away.
"Fang Mu, come here. ”
Seeing that Xing safely let Fang Mu go, Okazaki and the two of them whispered to Fang Mu.
"How about not being done?"
"Next time I'm going to die a terrible death. ”
"So, I discussed it with Okazaki," after a pause, Haruhara's sneak glance at Apricot who was comforting Joan, "Do you think I'm going to take this opportunity to ask Apricot." ”
“......”
It's really courageous, and he deserves to be the man with the strongest vitality in clannad.
"But Xing's words are strong and irritable, unreasonable, and like to drive me arbitrarily. ”
"Bang!"
A thick dictionary sank deep into Haruhara's face.
"I hear you clearly. ”
At some point, Apricot was already standing next to her.
"You gave me a pretty pleasant review, right?"
"I'm sorry. Haruhara hurriedly apologized.
"Bang!"
"Wow! Didn't I apologize!"
"Aha, I don't know why I get angry when I see your apologetic expression!!"
Retrieving the dictionary, Fujibayashi Xing turned her head to look at Fujibayashi Qiong: "Let's go Qiong, stay with them and be stupid about the infection,"
"Sister, then, goodbye. ”
After hesitating, Joan stood up and nodded to the three of them, and chased after Xing.