Chapter 475: Competition in the dormitory
When Yang Xiaolin returned to the dormitory, he saw that Fang Ruwen, Zheng Yuan, and Liu Anzhi were all there.
Fang Ruwen's expression looked a little lost, Yang Xiaolin knew the reason, and he still felt a little guilty in his heart.
At noon, Lao Fang called for help, but he made a phone call, which seemed to be a disservice.
"Old Fang, how listless. Yang Xiaolin said teasingly.
Zheng Yuan said with a smile: "It's not that I haven't been able to ask Zhang Xin'er to dance at noon. ”
"After noon, the old party has been like this. ”
Fang Ruwen glanced at Zheng Yuan with disdain, and said, "Zheng Yuan, is my old Fang such an unopen-minded person?
"Xiaolin, don't talk nonsense, I left the cafeteria at noon, and there was nothing to do. ”
Liu Anzhi said with a smile: "I can prove this to the old party, and the old party also said in the afternoon that he couldn't ask Zhang Xin'er to dance at noon, although it was a little regrettable." ”
However, Zhang Xin'er's statement at noon may still be a good thing for him. ”
Yang Xiaolin was stunned when he heard this, and asked, "How can it be a good thing?"
Fang Ruwen smiled and said, "Zhang Xin'er said in the cafeteria at noon that before the ball, she would not accept anyone's invitation to dance. ”
"It seems that I lost the opportunity to dance, but it actually gives me and others a fair chance to compete. ”
Seeing that Yang Xiaolin was still a little puzzled, Fang Ruwen coughed, and then said a little embarrassedly: "Xiaolin, we brothers, don't say any lies." ”
"I've been chasing Zhang Xin'er for two months, and except for the last week or so of military training, I feel that there is no progress at all. ”
Fang Ruwen sighed as he spoke: "I don't know if the feeling of that time is an illusion." ”
"Originally, according to my previous experience, the girl already has a good impression of you, and then as long as you take the hot iron and add a fire, you can basically win it. ”
"But who knows, after the end of the military training, Xin'er's enthusiasm for me seems to have cooled down again. ”
Fang Ruwen shook his head with some distress, obviously very puzzled by the change in Zhang Xin'er's attitude before and after military training.
"I've been thinking about this since the afternoon. ”
"It seems that there is no other negative thing except that on the day she returns to school, seeing me and Zhang Wei rehearsing how to greet her may have some impact. ”
"But the misunderstanding has already been made clear. ”
Fang Ruwen frowned, his expression at this time was exactly the same as what Yang Xiaolin saw when he just entered the door, it seemed that he was really not depressed because he failed to ask Zhang Xin'er to dance.
"Therefore, it is not a bad thing for me that Xin'er will not accept any dance appointments before announcing the Golden Autumn Dance in public. ”
"I don't even have a mobile phone number for Xin'er now, and with her attitude towards me, the success rate of dating dance is estimated to be very small. ”
"It's okay now, I can't make an appointment, and neither can anyone else. ”
"Hehe, Li Haihang is probably much more depressed than me when he learns the news. ”
"That guy knows Xin'er's mobile phone number, and he can find an opportunity to contact Xin'er at any time, and he has more chances than me. ”
Yang Xiaolin patted Fang Ruwen's shoulder: "Old Fang, you can think about it quite well, and you can have fun in the bitterness." ”
Fang Ruwen pushed Yang Xiaolin: "Xiaolin, don't talk about me." ”
"Didn't you go to practice prom etiquette in the afternoon, how did you practice, didn't you run out for an afternoon to deal with us? ”
On this issue, the attitudes of Fang Ruwen, Zheng Yuan, and Liu Anzhi are surprisingly unified.
All three stared at him, waiting for his answer.
Yang Xiaolin took the cup unhurriedly, poured a glass of water, and drank the whole glass of water slowly.
"Xiaolin, don't pretend to be a kid. The prom will be the day after tomorrow, no, we'll give you a surprise training tomorrow. Fang Ruwen said angrily.
"I discussed it with An Zhi and Zheng Yuan tonight. In order for our dorm to make a splash at this prom. ”
"The three of us at the prom, each of us had to invite at least six girls to dance. ”
"The sum of the three of them will make the number of girls invited more than thirty. ”
Yang Xiaolin couldn't laugh or cry, these three goods were really boring, and he was actually thinking about this in the dormitory just now.
However, Fang Ruwen and the others didn't wait for Yang Xiaolin to refute, Liu Anzhi took over and said, "Xiaolin, this has already been discussed by the three of us. ”
"Even if you don't agree, the four of us in the dormitory will vote by raising their hands, and you will have to obey the majority. ”
"We are brothers in the dormitory, we have to work together in everything. ”
Yang Xiaolin spread his hands: "Thirty is actually not much for Lao Fang and An Zhi, you two, I'll just try to break the egg." ”
Seeing Yang Xiaolin's uncooperative attitude, Zheng Yuan also came forward.
He beckoned to Yang Xiaolin: "Xiaolin, the three of us proposed the number of thirty, but it is not casual nonsense, there is no purpose. ”
"We have a basis and a reason, and after analyzing the dormitories of each opponent, we finally calculated the figures. ”
Zheng Yuan's words stunned Yang Xiaolin when he heard it.
He looked at Zheng Yuan with a suspicious look on his face, and said, "How many girls are invited to dance, do you still need to calculate and analyze?
Zheng Yuan, Fang Ruwen, and Liu Anzhi were very dissatisfied with Yang Xiaolin's attitude.
"Xiaolin, what you said is not right, our third brother has been collecting intelligence and analyzing opponents for the past few days, and it was not until just now that he came up with such a reliable number. ”
"That's it, you think this is just a casual talk? I've been looking for information on the forum of Xinhua.com every day these days, and I think it's easy to synthesize one by one. ”
"Xiaolin, don't think we're joking. There are many people who attach more importance to this than us. A few days ago, someone changed dormitories for this purpose. ”
The more Yang Xiaolin listened, the more evil he became, but when he saw the serious expressions of the three roommates, he had to believe it a little.
"But if you can invite a few girls to dance, it should be a thing to show your personal charm. What does it have to do with the entire dormitory?" Yang Xiaolin said puzzled.
Fang Ruwen explained: "Xiaolin, you don't understand. ”
"Just like Zheng Yuan said to you last time, your participation in the Golden Autumn Dance Party is not just on your own behalf. ”
"When we attend the Golden Autumn Ball, we also represent the face of our psychology department. ”
"And our dormitory, of course, is also a member of the psychology department. ”
Liu Anzhi took Fang Ruwen's words and said: "In our psychology department, only in our dormitory, there are more than two people attending this year's Golden Autumn Ball. ”
"Did you know that the three of us make up a fraction of the boys in the entire department who attend the prom?"
Yang Xiaolin shook his head, he had never been interested in any of this.
Liu Anzhi stretched out three fingers and said, "One-third." ”
Although listening to Liu Anzhi's question, Yang Xiaolin knew that the number estimate was exaggerated, but he never imagined that the three of them accounted for one-third of the male students in the whole department.
In this way, isn't it the entire psychology department, only nine male students are eligible to participate in the Golden Autumn Ball.
Seeing Yang Xiaolin's surprised expression, Fang Ruwen smiled bitterly and said, "Xiaolin, don't think that there are nine people less. ”
"Sue you, this year is already the largest number of male students in our department who have participated in the Golden Autumn Ball in years. ”
Yang Xiaolin really didn't know that the psychology department where he was located was so miserable before.
Liu Anzhi said: "Actually, this is not an accident. Originally, our department was a small department, and the number of people was only a quarter of that of some large departments, and a fifth of the number was so much. ”
"This year, there are still two more dark horses, Lao Fang and Xiaolin, so the number of people is a little better. ”
Fang Ruwen was able to participate in the Golden Autumn Ball because he won a good ranking in the wilderness survival competition at the end of the military training.
And Yang Xiaolin was invited to the dance because he was on the school grass network.
"The poor number of people in our department used to be, and it is extremely rare for a dormitory to be able to gather two people to participate in the Golden Autumn Ball. ”
"This is the first time we've had three people in our dorm party at the prom like this year. ”
Yang Xiaolin was still confused and asked, "Then what does this have to do with how many girls are invited to dance at our dormitory dance?"
"Xiaolin, you kid usually listens to cleverness, why did you suddenly become so sluggish. Fang Ruwen said with a lot of hatred that iron is not made of steel.
"If you think about it, there are only so many people at the Golden Autumn Ball. There are detailed records of which department and which dormitory is in the organizing committee. ”
"At the dance, which boy invites which girl to dance will also be recorded one by one. ”
"The last statistic is that the boys in any department invite more girls, and the boys in that department will have more face. ”
"In the same way, if the boys in the dormitory invite more girls, they will also be a blockbuster and out of the limelight. ”
"Moreover, because there are few people in the dormitory, which dormitory can win a championship, the people in the dormitory can add points to the school grass network. ”
Yang Xiaolin was stunned when he heard it, isn't it just inviting girls to dance at the ball, it's a normal thing, how can it be so complicated.
"Old Fang, you just said that every girl we invited to dance at the dance was recorded, who was so boring?"
Liu Anzhi helped Fang Ruwen reply: "This is not boring. Every year the Golden Autumn Ball is like this, and those who are in charge of the recording, of course, do not stare at the scene, they do it through the guò video of the ball. ”
"So, how many girls we invite to dance is not only a matter of our own face, but also of the honor of the entire dormitory and our department. The most important thing is that it can also increase the points of several of our brothers in the school grass net. Fang Ruwen patted Yang Xiaolin's shoulder.
Zheng Yuan also said with an expectant face: "I never dared to think that I could enter the school grass net before. ”
"If a few of you can show off your skills at the prom this time, then I can also shine, even if I can't attend the prom, I can still gain a lot. ”
Zheng Yuan said so, and Yang Xiaolin had no choice but to get serious.
"Well, I'll do my best at the ball, so it's okay. Yang Xiaolin said helplessly.
"But these thirty goals are not set a little high. There were three of us, and on average, each of us had to invite ten girls. ”
"Lao Fang, you and An Zhi are okay, the girls I know are estimated to be less than ten combined. ”
Fang Ruwen and Zheng Yuan walked to the computer desk with Yang Xiaolin left and right, and then pressed him to sit down.
"Xiaolin, look. Here's what we've counted as competitors. Fang Ruwen opened a document.
Yang Xiaolin saw more than a dozen dormitory numbers in the document, and what department each dormitory was also indicated.
After the dormitory is defeitive, it is the name of the boys who participate in the Golden Autumn Ball in this dormitory.
Some dormitories have two people, some dorms have three people, and two dormitories have four people.
The dormitory of Xinhua University, with the most masters, is a four-person dormitory.
Four people in a dormitory can participate in the Golden Autumn Dance, which is also rare.
"Hmph, these two dorms were changed a few days ago. Fang Ruwen said disdainfully: "This is simply cheating." ”
Liu Anzhi smiled indifferently: "Old Fang, you don't have to worry about this." Xinhua.com and the school grass network are well aware of these things, and for this kind of cheating, there will definitely be arrangements for scoring at that time. ”
"So removing the two cheating dorms, we can have three people in the dorm for the ball, which is already the largest number. ”
"But ......," Liu Anzhi changed his tone and said, "There are also three people in the dormitory who participate in the ball, and there are as many as five or six. ”
"And you look at what department they are, the acting department, the sports department...... It's all a place dedicated to male gods. ”
"The information of these people, Zheng Yuan and Lao Fang have basically collected it in the past few days. ”
Liu Anzhi coughed twice as he spoke: "To be honest, if we want to beat them, we can only rely on talent and internal show." ”
Liu Anzhi's words were connotative enough, but Yang Xiaolin understood what he meant as soon as he heard it.
The three of them, in terms of external conditions, should be the best in the old side, tall and handsome.
Liu Anzhi can be regarded as having good facial features, and he has a bit of Sven atmosphere.
Yang Xiaolin is thin and delicate, quite affinity.
This combination, in front of tall and handsome male gods, naturally lacks competitiveness.
"So, if we want to be competitive, we have to prepare in advance. Liu Anzhi said: "The time of a dance party is so long, according to the arrangement of previous dance parties, in addition to the rest time, there will be about fifteen to eighteen dance music. ”
In other words, a person can dance a maximum of fifteen to eighteen dances, which is already the limit of numbers. ”
"Judging by the previous historical record, no one has been able to reach the limit number. Generally, there are at most twelve or thirteen dances. ”
Listening to Liu Anzhi's analysis, it can be seen that they have really done a lot of homework before.
"So the 30 dances that we planned in our dormitory at the beginning, and each invited 10 girls, the number was already difficult to increase. ”
"In addition to quantity, try to make a fuss about quality as much as possible. ”
Yang Xiaolin waved his hand again and again: "An Zhi, let's not talk about the quality, I have no confidence in this quantity." ”
"You still have quality requirements, isn't this killing me?"