Chapter 387: A Disgusting Story

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According to the instructions on the bottle, this wine is made of prickly pear and bamboo, produced by a small winery in Huicheng, Chen Kangjie could not understand how bamboo can make wine, although the taste of this wine is not as fragrant as French wine, but it is also quite mellow and sweet. (The fastest update speed is on the Aishang Novel Network biquge.info) TXT eBook Download**

Chen Kangjie has not heard of this winery, it is estimated that by the time he is sensible, it has closed down, from now to the end of the 20th century, a large number of wineries in this wine factory in Huicheng have closed down, presumably the production of this wine is one of the affected manufacturers.

Two sips of wine per person will naturally not be intoxicating, the degree of this wine is not high, only 28 degrees, and the body will be hot when you drink it, and each face will be flushed.

The meal was eaten for an hour, until the rice pot and the pot bottomed out, and it was over.

"Just now we NV washed the vegetables, now it's your boy's turn to wash the dishes, right?", Chen Kangjie hadn't arranged the after-dinner matters, and some NV children jumped out first.

"Isn't it?, we boys wash the dishes?", Ma Wei jumped out to respond, "Boys don't know how to wash dishes, we don't wash them at home."

"Why can't boys wash dishes, Chen Kangjie can cook, why can't he wash dishes, besides, we can't wash vegetables at home, it's not washing today", Deng Min stood up and spoke for NV children.

"No wonder I feel that the dishes are not cleaned", Zhang Jiahua muttered quietly.

"Can't you wash it?, then you ate so fragrant and fierce just now, just like an old sow, why didn't you say that you didn't wash it at that time?", Chen Jing jumped out.

"Didn't I pay attention at that time, I didn't pay attention until I finished eating," Zhang Jiahua argued.

"You are Zhu Bajie eating the fruit of life, you want to say that you don't taste the taste, right?", Li Ying also jumped out and insisted that Zhang Jiahua was a pig.

"Cut, good men don't fight with NV", no boy stood up to help him, Zhang Jiahua could only deal with the attacks of NV students by himself.

"What kind of good man are you, you are almost a good pig, Chen Kangjie is a good man, handsome, good at studying, and capable", Hou Jimei is not willing to be lonely, and her mouth is more ruthless.

When Hou Jimei, the rectum, said this, not only Zhang Jiahua and them were embarrassed, but even Chen Kangjie and the NV children who were interested in Chen Kangjie were embarrassed and felt embarrassed, which was a confession in disguise.

"Ahem, cough, you say yours, don't involve me, I'm innocent", Chen Kangjieta pulled his head and said shyly.

"Forget it, let's wash the dishes, if we don't wash the dishes again, I don't know what else we will be criticized", Zhang Qiang is still interesting, and after speaking, he will go to clean up the messy pots and bowls. 4∴⑧065

"It's pretty much the same, this is a good comrade, you learn a little", Zhang Qiang's interest has won praise from several NV students.

The other boys also sounded the drum without a heavy hammer, and they all consciously followed, but Chen Kangjie did not move.

"Why don't you go?", Chen Jing asked Chen Kangjie on the spot.

"Isn't it, the chef also wants to wash the dishes?", Chen Kangjie pointed to his nose incredulously, he didn't expect that he would have his own share.

"You big-headed ghost, chef, just your three-legged cat's cooking skills, let's eat, hurry up, otherwise you're welcome", Chen Jing didn't give Chen Kangjie face at all.

Maybe only in this way can she highlight her identity as a sister, so Chen Jing always orders Chen Kangjie intentionally or unintentionally to highlight her authority, only if Chen Kangjie listens to her, she can have a special status in this group of partners.

"I really doubt if you are my sister", Chen Kangjie dropped a sentence and hurriedly ran away.

Chen Kangjie doesn't need to do it himself, anyway, there are enough people, he only needs to command, which can be regarded as taking a small advantage, which is equivalent to being a supervisor.

By the time they had cleaned it up, it was already half past three in the afternoon, and they had lunch at two o'clock, and now that the light rain outside dòng had not stopped, there was always something to do, and a group of people gathered around the campfire and told each other stories, and everyone had to tell one.

Some people tell jokes, some people tell idiom stories, some people say their own personal experience, Chu Xiang, who is usually biased towards Mune, couldn't find a fresh story to tell, and actually told everyone "The wolf is coming", and received a burst of contempt and saliva.

"You just tell us this kind of thing that we all know? Then you might as well tell us the story of 'crows drink water', it's simpler, cut", Chen Kangjie gave him a chestnut.

"But I really don't know how to tell stories!", Chu Xiang rubbed his forehead and said pitifully.

"If you can't find something to say, just tell me the story of your childhood", Deng Min gave him an idea.

"I didn't have a story when I was a kid, the key is,...... If you really want to say it, then I'll tell you a story about taking a bath when I was a child", Chu Xiang can't see it, so he can only do this, and bring out his real people and real things.

"Places that are not suitable for children can be omitted," Chen Kangjie joked.

"I was only one and a half years old at the time, where did so many children come from?".

"Go on, while you have love now", Chen Kangjie stopped joking with him.

"This story was told by my mother, when I was only one and a half years old, and my parents were busy with business and had no time to take care of me, so it was summer, so they used a big basin with half a basin of hot water, put me in it, and sat and played with the water by myself. That year, they were selling potatoes, and the business was not bad, and gradually they forgot about me", speaking of this, Chu Xiang's face was a little red, as if he was about to go on, but everyone was waiting for his following story, more than two dozen pairs of eyes stared at him, Chu Xiang gritted his teeth, and could only finish the matter, "At that time, I didn't know how to speak, I was in a hurry, I wanted to, and no one hugged me, so I could only pull in the water."

"Wow, it's disgusting!", Fan Xuexi said with a grin, feeling as if she had seen that scene.

"Don't interrupt, he shouldn't have finished talking yet", Chen Kangjie sensed from Chu Xiang's narration that there was still something to follow.

"This ...... Let's omit it below, right?", the following seems to have been guessed by Chen Kangjie, it will be even more disgusting, and Chu Xiang can't say it anymore.

"No, you have to say, hehe", Yang Cong smiled evilly, this guy is now a gloating villain.

"Yes, yes, yes, you have to say", although it is disgusting, Chen Jing is of course also a master who is afraid that the world will not be luàn.

"Okay,...... Then I'll go on, don't laugh at me."

"We promise not to laugh at you", Zhang Qiang said, but from his expression, who knew that he was ready to laugh.

In a word, none of these guys are good people.

"Anyway, at that time, I was ignorant, I was bored, and I didn't have anything to play when I sat in the basin, so I pinched the I pulled out and played, pinching it everywhere, and floating a layer of yellow sè on the water", Chu Xiang said that he was a little disgusted, not to mention the other listeners, everyone looked like they were about to vomit.

"After playing, the sun was very strong in the afternoon, and it was outdoors, and it was so hot that I was thirsty, but no one cared for me, what should I do? When my mother came to see me, she saw that I was drinking water from the basin ......."

"Wow, don't talk about it, it's disgusting", Fan Xuexi was the first to stand it.

Not only Fan Xuexi couldn't stand it, but all the NV students couldn't stand it, they all turned around and spit, the boys were strong in resistance and could still hold back, but a strange discomfort could be seen from their expressions.

"Camel, I really admire your hard-working jīng god", Yang Cong gave a thumbs up.

"You just said that you didn't laugh at me, why laugh at me again", Chu Xiang said his most embarrassing thing, the task was completed, but he could also see that this would become a joke about him.

"Comrade Camel, you see who laughed at you, we didn't laugh, besides, you were only one and a half years old at that time, máo didn't understand, who didn't have trouble when he was a child, it's normal", Chen Kangjie patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, but in fact, Chen Kangjie himself endured very hard.

"Although we didn't laugh at you, but this story is really disgusting, students in the back, please don't tell similar stories again, everyone just had dinner, if you have another one, you must vomit", Chen Kangjie added.

"You still said that you didn't laugh at me, it's true", Chu Xiang was pitiful.

"Okay, that's the end of the story, who's going to do it next?...... So I'm going to tell a ghost story to alleviate it, everyone likes to listen to ghost stories, right?", Chen Kangjie said.

"Ghost stories are good, I like them", Fan Xuexi immediately responded.

"We like it too", Yu Lan and they are very simple, as long as Chen Kangjie tells a story, they all like it, no matter what they tell.

"Then everyone get ready, what about this story, it takes place in the western part of Xichuan Province, where there is a small mountain village in a sheltered area, quite backward and mí letter, there are wizards in the village, the villagers maintain an ancient tradition, as long as something strange happens in the village, they will find a wizard to solve it, this wizard is passed down from generation to generation, their way to deal with it is very simple, that is, to select a person from the village, tied to the square in the middle of the village, the wizard throws darts at it from a distance, even if it is nailed, even if it is nailed, it is good luck, one year chūn, the children in the village are lost one after another, no one is seen in life, no body is seen in death, hey, I'm thirsty, drink saliva first, sister, hand me the coke", Chen Kangjie said halfway, and suddenly sold Guanzi.

"Long-winded, take it, hurry up and say", Chen Jing handed him the Coke and gave him a big white eye by the way.

Chen Kangjie took it with a smile and took a sip before continuing, "The people in the village had no choice, so they found the wizard, and the wizard chose a man to hold that ridiculous ceremony in the small square in the village in front of the old and young masters of the village, this man was very lucky, the dart thrown by the wizard did not nail him, but missed the target, but when the wizard untied him from the bracket, he whispered to this person,' The loss of the children in the village these days has something to do with your wife, and when you go to bed at night, you can pretend to be asleep, and then you will find out what happened', the man who had just returned from the ghost mén was suspicious, how could this have anything to do with my wife?

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