Chapter 0032 - Look ~ Magic Weapon!
I didn't see it, this sinister demon body is still a chatterbox, and from the moment it appeared to the present, its mouth has not stopped.
That's right, after all, I haven't spoken for hundreds of years, and I haven't seized the opportunity to say it this time.
"Jie Ji, little Taoist, what other means do you have, just use it."
"Take a broken lighter as a magic weapon, and I'll laugh to death."
"You have to hurry up, there is still a stick of incense, I can get out completely, I must eat you then, I heard that every piece of flesh and blood of a real Taoist priest is sweet and delicious."
"I'm a little impatient, should I eat your feet first, or your brains first?"
chattering there gloomily, but Li Mu frequently looked down the mountain.
He was waiting for Li Xiaotang.
Under the wall of the mountain behind the school, a figure has a lot of things hanging on his body, and he is sneaking into the school, "Brother Mu is really, call me to bring so many things, and I won't give the money, and I must ask him for reimbursement when the meeting comes~ No, I have to pay for it, and I have to pay a little errand fee after running so far." ”
This is a dead money, and at this point there will still be no one struggling with whether it should be better to ask for 50 or 100.
But looking at the things hanging on his body, it is really difficult for him to flexibly turn over the corners of the wall with such a fat body.
When he went up the back mountain out of breath, Li Mu was waiting for him, "You are finally here, let you bring all the things you have prepared." ”
"It's all here, Brother Mu, do you think I should reimburse it, a total of 120, plus the cost of running errands~ I'll go, what the hell is this?"
Li Xiaotang lowered his head and took off the things hanging on his body one by one, and was about to reach out to ask for money, when he suddenly saw a humanoid fog body in mid-air, and was startled.
The gloomy body let out a burst of crazy laughter in mid-air, "Jiji, I'm really lucky today, two stupid humans have just been sent to the door as soon as I transform, leave them all for me!" After eating animals for more than 100 years, I can finally change my taste. ”
But when Li Mu took out the things one by one and lit the lighter in his hand at the same time, it couldn't smile anymore.
Its voice began to tremble, "You... What do you want. ”
"What are you doing, hehe~ Didn't you say that the fire of the mortal world is useless to you? I'd like to try this fire mixed with gasoline, if it won't work for you. ”
Li Mu poured down a barrel of gasoline around the woods, and a large amount of pale yellow liquid was instantly mixed into the originally bright red blood river, and the air was filled with a strong smell of oil.
Immediately afterwards, Li Mu lit the lighter with a smile and made a malicious gesture towards the gloomy body in mid-air.
The gloomy body trembled and wanted to say something, but with a mouth, he couldn't say anything.
Li Xiaotang, who was on the side, finally came back to his senses from the shock, and hurriedly said when he saw this, "Brother, you don't plan to set fire to the mountain, do you?" ”
Li Mu looked back at him suspiciously, and explained, "If you don't set fire to the mountain, what else can you do?" See this guy, it's in the critical period of transformation, the blood pool in the woods is constantly providing it with evil energy, I went down this fire, directly cut off its roots, see what arrogance it has. ”
Li Xiaotang was stupid, "You're crazy, this arson is a very serious matter, in case the school investigates it, we will be held responsible." ”
"It's okay, I'll take care of everything."
Li Mu patted his chest angrily, and suddenly said, "But I think what you said is very reasonable, after all, setting fire to the mountain is a big thing, I have to think about it." In this way, I'll smoke a cigarette first, hey~ I'm too nervous, I can't light the fire, you can light it for me. ”
Li Xiaotang stupidly took the lighter handed over by Li Mu and lit it with a bang~
In the next second, he was completely dumbfounded, "Brother, you cheat me!" ”
Looking at the raging fire burning violently in front of him, Li Xiaotang was so shocked that he almost lost his voice.
"When did I cheat you?"
Li Mu looked innocent, "You lit the fire, you bought the gasoline, what does this matter to me?" ”
Put the cigarette butt in front of the burning fire and light it, take a sip, and spit out a puff of smoke with a sigh on his face, Li Mu was satisfied.
More than 100 yuan of gasoline was swayed into the forest by Li Mu, and every inch of land was stained with a lot of grease.
The gloomy body twisted and howled violently in midair, but there was nothing he could do about it.
Detached from its main body, it will not even have the ability to retract back into its nest, let alone use demon magic to extinguish the fire.
"A lighter for a dollar can also kill, so don't play with fire."
Li Mu, who couldn't help but sigh twice, quickly covered his face and covered his nose and walked away, the fierce fire burned the yin, and a foul smell came to his face.
Only Li Xiaotang was still stupid, watching the entire acacia forest burn in a daze.
He subconsciously muttered to himself, "It's over, the school will definitely not let me go this time." ”
It can be regarded as his bad luck, when he encounters such an unreliable master as Li Mu, he digs a pit for him to jump in minutes.
"Good! You rabbit cub, you dare to set fire to the school, stop me! ”
I was thinking about it in my head, and suddenly I heard a loud shout coming from a distance, and when I turned my head, my soul was about to fly away, who is Uncle Wang in the school communication room?
This will Uncle Wang is panting and running over, his face full of anger.
"Huh, brother?"
Li Xiaotang subconsciously looked back, where was Li Mu's figure, just when he was at a loss, he suddenly heard a voice by the wall whispering to him, "Fool, run quickly, are you still there waiting to be caught?" ”
It was not Li Mu who leaned on the wall and poked his head out, as soon as he finished setting the fire, he ran away.
Li Xiaotang came back to his senses and hurriedly ran away.
Uncle Wang's legs and feet were not good, and he chased for a while and didn't catch up, so he turned around and scolded, "These rabbit cubs, don't learn well~"
But when I got to the front of the woods, my lungs exploded, "Whose unlucky child is this!" I even went up the mountain with gasoline to play with fire, and if I caught you, I would have to clean you up. ”
That is, Uncle Wang came late, and there was no scum left of the slag of the gloomy body that had already been burned by the raging fire, otherwise the shape alone would have scared him......
"Brother, you're too bad, I'm your cousin."
After running for a while, Li Xiaotang was tired, and when he saw that no one was catching up behind him, he breathed a sigh of relief and collapsed on the grass with all his strength.
Li Mu smiled, "What are you afraid of, he didn't see the faces of the two of us, by the way~ Did you do what you were asked to do before?" ”
"It's all done, I personally sent the cat downstairs to her house and wrote a note."