Chapter 0034 Cultivating Immortals was unsuccessful, mainly because of the lack of lifespan

"Hey, Xiaotang, why are you back today, isn't the school open?"

Don't look at my father's complaining that Li Xiaotang is okay and called Li Mu to the school at night to catch that, but in my heart I love this nephew very much, and I usually have good things, and I can't forget his share.

As soon as he came back with Li Mu, he asked with concern.

It's okay not to mention this stubble, but when Li Xiaotang mentions it, he is aggrieved, "Uncle, brother pits me, I don't dare to go to school, they have to arrest me if I go again." ”

My father was curious, "What's going on?" ”

"Don't talk nonsense. Li Mu glared at the little fat man vigorously, and raised his hand to fight.

The latter will get strong reinforcements, so he is not afraid of him, and muttered, "What else can I do, my brother went to the school to catch the demon, and grabbed me to go to the gas station to buy more than 100 yuan of gasoline, and burned the woods behind the school." ”

Li Mu's face turned green when he listened to it, and he pulled the little fat man away, "Dad, what's that~ There is still some farm work on the mountain that has not been done, I will go first, and we will talk later." ”

After speaking, he pulled Li Xiaotang and ran away, for fear that he would come up with some shocking words in his mouth.

"Stop, you little rabbit, didn't you promise me not to go to school again?" shouted the father from behind.

Li Mu didn't realize it, and pulled the little fat man up the mountain.

When he found a bush on the mountainside, he put Li Xiaotang down and warned viciously, "What do you say, can you say these words in front of them?"

"It's not my fault, who let you cheat me. ”

Li Xiaotang looked aggrieved, holding his mouth and almost crying, "Uncle Wang saw me, turned around and told the school, do I still have a way to live?"

"Pretend, pretend!"

Li Mu laughed a few times, "Who are you I still not knowing?" deliberately pretending to be pitiful in front of my father, after pretending, you don't want me to pass on a trick or two to you, this is your ultimate goal, right?"

When Li Xiaotang heard this, it was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and he jumped up all of a sudden, "How is it possible." ”

"What's impossible, I had some new toys in previous years, you were ready to cry in front of my dad, and when you turned around and snatched it from my hand, you have to let me be counted, isn't this you?"

Li Mu pursed his mouth, "Don't think about it, this technique is not so easy to learn, I still have half a bucket of water and I don't know much about it, how can I be qualified to teach you." ”

"Don't!"

Xiaopang talked for a long time, just to learn a trick and a half from Li Mu, and to brag to his classmates when he turned back, just thinking about that scene made him excited.

Seeing that Li Mu saw through his tricks, the little fat man used tried and tested tricks again, "Anyway, one is also learning, and two are also teaching, so you can pass on a trick to me?"

Li Mu looked at the little fat who came up with his face and pulled his clothes and didn't let go, and he was almost speechless, "Playing Laipi, right?

Li Xiaotang shook his head vigorously, "No, you must teach me today! This is the Dao Fa! The legendary method of cultivating immortals, are you embarrassed not to take me, besides, you see that I look like this, if I don't know how to do it single-handedly, I will definitely not be able to find a daughter-in-law in the future." ”

Li Mu was confused by his divine logic, "Poof~ Do you blame me for being fat?"

Xiao Fat had a vibrant face, "Of course I blame you, if you didn't often throw the fat you didn't eat into my bowl when I was a child, would I have grown so fat? If I can't find a daughter-in-law in the future, you will have to compensate me!"

Li Mu was out of options, "Okay~ I'm afraid of you." ”

"Then it's decided, don't lie to me~" The little fat trick succeeded, hehe Zhile, "I want to think about it, what kind of spell should I learn? Alchemy, or clair-eyed?"

This pig brother's face made Li Mu unbearable to look at him directly, and couldn't help but pat him on the shoulder and said, "Hey~ Wake up! ”

"What?" Li Xiaotang didn't hear clearly.

"Zamabu, I think about it, first tie the horse step for half a year, and then meditate and cultivate for one or two decades, maybe you can reach the entry standard. Li Mu held his chin and said seriously.

Li Xiaotang swallowed with difficulty, "No~ isn't it? I'm just learning the Dao method, as for how long it will take?"

Li Mu nodded, "Of course, this is the Dao, and it's not a cabbage on the street, and I don't think you look like a gifted person, this time may be doubled." ”

"Won't it?"

Li Xiaotang frowned stupidly and said, "But this time is too long, it will double in one or twenty years, and when I learn the Dao method, half of my body is about to fall into the ground, right?"

Li Mu held back a smile, "This is perhaps, maybe you will hang up before you learn it, and during the cultivation period, you have to cultivate and have few desires, eat and sleep in the open, and it is similar to those ascetics on TV, are you sure you can bear it?"

Li Xiaotang had a sad face for a while, and looked up at him several times without speaking.

After waiting for a long time, he suddenly slapped his head and exclaimed, "Brother, it's not right~ You said that it often takes one or twenty years or even a lifetime to achieve something in learning the Tao, but you are only twenty-five years old this year~ How can you know the Tao?"

"Me?"

Li Mu was already waiting for him here, "I told you twenty years ago, I was cultivating the Tao and asked you to follow along, but you stopped doing it after less than two hours, and now you blame me?"

"I wasn't born twenty years earlier. Li Xiaotang's face was full of black lines.

"Fifteen years, then. Li Mu thought for a while, "Twenty years is my cultivation time, if you really want to practice, from today onwards, everything will have to be according to mine, at least ten years, more than twenty years, I will definitely let you cultivate, how about it?"

Seeing what he said categorically, and thinking about Li Mu often staying alone and quietly when he was a child, Li Xiaotang believed half of it in his heart, which would be a direct retreat, "Then forget it, if I have this time, I might as well think about the university entrance examination." ”

Li Mu patted him on the shoulder and approving, "That's right, what kind of way to cultivate, see that your mind is so active, and you are not a person who calms down and cultivates hard, why take this thorny road." ”

Li Xiaotang was still a little unwilling, but in the face of the cruel reality, he could only compromise helplessly, "It's okay if you don't cultivate, anyway, I have a lot of clarity now, and I don't have to study hard, and I don't have to worry about not making money if I get into a good university in the future." ”

Li Mule said, "Since it's okay, help me prune the branches of the sapling." ”

"Huh, you're going up the mountain to let me work?"

"Of course, otherwise what do you think I'm going to take you up the mountain for? Hurry up, there are so many trees, they all have to be done this afternoon. ”

Li Mu took out two large scissors at some point, handed him one, and Nunu said, "Don't be stunned, let's work." ”

Li Xiaotang couldn't resist his demand, so he could only follow helplessly with a bitter face.

The saplings that had been watered by the sparse water of the spiritual liquid rose very quickly, and it was only half a day's work, and the size of the tree was scurrying, and new branches were born in many places, horizontal and vertical, looking at a piece of green and oily very eye-catching.

If the new fruit tree grows too many branches, it is not beneficial, because the nutrition is limited, and too many branches means more demand, and the fruit that grows at that time is not supported by sufficient fertility, and it is bitter and astringent, and it is not delicious at all.

"Brother, I feel more and more that there is something wrong with this mountain, you see, it's only been a few days, and the saplings you planted have grown taller than me, if you come back in a while, won't you have to bear fruit?"

Li Xiaotang worked reluctantly with a bitter face, and he didn't stop talking.

Li Mu carefully cut off a branched branch that grew between the two branches, and said, "If it weren't for Baoshan, would I be able to spend money on the contract?" ”

"Hehe, I ate the dates on the tree when I was at home just now, they all look so big, they must be delicious. ”

Speaking of eating, Li Xiaotang's saliva is about to flow out, otherwise how did he get this fat?

It's all eaten by greedy mouths.

Li Mu smiled, "As long as you're greedy, okay~ I'll go home and let you eat enough." ”

"But I'm hungry now, so I'll go eat some dates to replenish my strength. Li Xiaotang threw away the scissors in his hand, and before Li Mu could react, he ran directly down the mountain.

The person ran away, and the voice came from afar, "I'll go back and eat some dates, and I'll be here soon." ”

"This lazy man, tell him to do some work and know how to hide. Li Mu had no choice, thought about it, and said loudly to Li Xiaotang, who was running down the mountain, "Remember to go home and don't talk nonsense, otherwise I'll see how I clean you up when I come back." ”

"Got it~"

"One hundred and twenty fruit trees, do it!"

Looking at the orchards in front of him that had not yet been completed, Li Mu picked up the scissors again and began to work one by one......

Towards evening, one hundred and twenty fruit trees were pruned one by one, during which the mother went up the mountain to help, but Li Mu refused, he didn't want to finish it quickly, this is his heart has experienced many things in the past few days, and he is a little impetuous and uneasy.

I just want to find something to do to calm my mood, and this kind of physical work is the most natural and also has some help for refining the body.

The mother didn't force it, and went to relatives in the morning, and the vegetable garden of several acres had not been taken care of.

The vegetables grown by the farmers themselves are not pesticides, and many weeds in the vegetable fields need to be removed in time.

After the entire orchard was cleaned up, Li Mu relaxed his muscles and bones, he didn't feel tired at all, but felt very fulfilled in his heart, and couldn't help but sigh, "This is life." ”

I put away the scissors and didn't go home, so I went straight up the mountain.

He also had a drop of intact spiritual fluid stored in Zhentian Yinna.

I didn't enter the view, I didn't see the eagle moving, as soon as I stepped into the range of the Taoist temple, I heard an eagle's cry in the sky, and then a huge figure fell from the sky, the speed was extremely fast, and it hit Li Mu.

Li Mutou didn't look back, dodged away, the eagle didn't brake the car, and crashed straight into the Taoist temple plaque, almost shaking the plaque down.

The landed eagle didn't do anything, and raised its wings to sprinkle dust, "You still know where to come back and say!" ”

The eagle waited for him for a long time, just for the bucket of dilute spiritual water.

Li Muli ignored it and went directly into the backyard of the Taoist temple, and after a while, there were more drops of colorless and tasteless spiritual liquid in his hands.

The eagle's eyes were red when he saw it, fluttering and flapping his wings and about to rush up and snatch it.

But how can its speed be as fast as Li Mu, and the next second I only watched the hand holding the spiritual liquid send it to his mouth, and when it came out again, there was still a shadow of half a spiritual liquid.

The eagle was anxious, "You spit it out for me." ”

"Is there a reason to spit out what you eat?"

Li Mu deliberately pretended to swallow it, and the eagle became even more angry, "I'm angry with the eagle, the good thing is that I didn't catch it at all, and I will take care of the vegetable garden for you, don't want me to drive away the birds in the future, I will let them destroy your vegetable patch." ”

"Oh, really?"

Li Mu stared and pretended to be innocent, and suddenly his hand flipped, and the drop of spiritual liquid came out again, "Originally, I wanted to share half a drop with you, but now it seems that it is really unnecessary, you don't want it anyway." ”

The eagle leaned up with a shy face, "I want ~ I want it!"

Li Mu took the spiritual liquid and pretended to stuff it into his mouth, "No, just now I heard a certain eagle say that he will never give me to guard the vegetable garden again, this is a reward for paying, do you say that this is the reason? Forget it, it's useless to talk to you too much, I'll eat it myself." ”

"It is my sacred duty to guard the vegetable garden, and if it weren't for this errand, would there be any point in keeping Ben Ying alive?"

The eagle who changed his face in a blink of an eye came up with a smile, "What, why don't you reward me with a bite?"

Li Mucai was not fooled, "You also said the same thing when you ate dates last time, what if you eat the spiritual liquid and don't fulfill your promise?"

"No, I swear to God, if I can eat this drop of spiritual liquid, I promise that in the future, you let me go west, I will never go east, you let me chase the dog, I will never play with the cat!"

"Since you are so sincere, let's divide half of you. Li Mu said, backhanded, and slashed at the drop of spiritual liquid void.

The spiritual fluid is divided into two, and one person and one eagle each take half of it.

Li Mu had swallowed a full four drops of spiritual liquid, and his body had already undergone earth-shaking changes, which would be familiar with the road, and he would absorb the medicinal effect of half a drop of spiritual liquid in a few minutes.

On the other hand, this eagle, although he has eaten a kind of heaven and earth treasure out of nowhere, has not had the opportunity to encounter something containing spiritual energy since then.

This belly is like a dry riverbed, and when this half drop of spiritual liquid is consumed, it is like drilling into an air dragon, filling every crack in an instant.

Everywhere you go, you are full.

The eagle was in pain and happy, and the tearing pain in its body made it want to hit the wall, but this feeling of fullness and fullness that it had never experienced before made it want to cry with joy.

Li Mu looked more intuitive outside, and saw that the eagle's original gray-black feathers began to slowly fall off, and the white fluff began to grow, almost at a speed visible to the naked eye, the white fluff gradually dyed black, turning ~ cu.

The outer skin of its body also began to slowly peel off, and the newly grown skin became more delicate and compact.

"Huh, this shouldn't be, supposedly after swallowing the spiritual fluid, the body should be bigger, right?"

Looking at the eagle in front of him, which began to get smaller and smaller, Li Mu was surprised, you must know that after he took the spiritual liquid, although his limbs and body did not change significantly, the bone density was much larger, and even the weight of his body was a lot heavier.

But this eagle is different, after swallowing the spiritual fluid, its body began to shrink, what is going on?