Chapter 1: Turning into a baby
I swim and swim... Swim Swim...
Hey?
What's in front of me blocking my path?
Cheng Yixu dreamed that he was swimming, and just as he was swimming happily, he didn't know what was in the water, blocking his way.
The reality is not satisfactory, and you still want to block me in your dreams?
Cheng Yixu was furious, the more you stand in my way, the more I have to rush over.
Gritting his teeth and being ruthless, Cheng Yixu really rushed out all at once.
What's the matter, why is it so dark in front of you?
Cheng Yixu was puzzled, and then, he seemed to be lifted upside down, and two crisp sounds of "pop, pop" came, and Cheng Yixu only felt that his buttocks were hot and painful.
This Nima is definitely not dreaming!
The pain in my butt was so real, even if I was dreaming before, I had to wake up this time.
"Nima, who dares to sneak attack Lao Tzu?" Cheng Yixu roared angrily.
But when the words came out, why did it become a burst of baby crying?
And,It seems like it's still special.,I sent it myself?
Cheng Yixu was stunned and stopped roaring, and the baby's cry came to an abrupt end.
I must be dreaming.
Yes, it must be.
Cheng Yixu is sure that he is definitely still not awake in his dream. Otherwise, how could he, a 25-year-old pure man, speak into a baby's cry.
"Congratulations on giving birth to a chubby boy."
Cheng Yixu only felt that he was being held flat again, and there was a conversation in his ears.
This dream is really real enough.
"Can you show me?"
There was a hint of anticipation, a hint of surprise, and even... There's also a hint of sweetness.
Cheng Yixu tried hard to see who was talking in his ear. But he sadly found that no matter how hard he tried, he could not move his body.
When he got closer, Cheng Yixu only felt that in his sight, a rough outline appeared, which was hazy and couldn't see clearly. I only felt that it was a young woman with long hair.
Tired...
Why do I still feel tired when I dream?
Cheng Yixu fell asleep groggily.
When I wake up again, a new day should be coming, right?
Cheng Yixu is just an ordinary employee in a small company, with no lofty ambitions and no recent sorrows. In other words, it belongs to the team of eating and waiting to die.
Don't say anything, you're young, you're only 25 years old, life has just begun or something.
That's all to hear the little kids who have just come out of society.
Undergraduates like Cheng Yixu, who graduated from second-class universities, grab a handful of them on the side of the road. And he doesn't have any skills, what else can he do except go into a company to eat casually?
If you want to talk about Cheng Yixu's ideal, it is to be able to stay in a company until retirement.
For the only ideal in his mind, Cheng Yixu had to work overtime to catch up with a document. As a result, I accidentally fell asleep and had such an inexplicable dream.
That's right, files.
Cheng Yixu thought of the document and woke up again. But I didn't want to, and found myself lying in a glass cover.
Why, I still haven't woken up from my dream?
It's not right, it looks like daylight now, I can't be still asleep, right?
Besides, how can there be dreams and follow-up wows?
Cheng Yixu didn't understand why.
Suddenly, a face appeared on the glass cover, which startled Cheng Yixu, and he couldn't help but exclaim: "Ouch, I'll go, what the hell is this?" ”
However, what Cheng Yixu heard was still the cry of a baby.
"This is my son? Why do you look so ugly? The face spoke, asking.
"How? What child is not born like this? Not your son? Do you still have to do a paternity test? ”
Why does this sound familiar?
"No, don't be angry! I just said casually, you just gave birth to a child, don't be angry. I was wrong, it's all my fault. ”
The man's voice was obviously all flattering.
Son?
Paternity test?
My voice becomes a baby's cry?
There are all kinds of indications that this flattering man's voice should be the so-called baby's father. And the woman's voice should be the baby's mother.
And he became the baby.
Oh my God, what the hell is wrong with me?
How did you suddenly become a baby?
Am I just working overtime to catch up with the papers?
As for it?
Cheng Yixu will no longer doubt it now, he himself is still asleep. In this case, if he was really asleep, he would have woken up himself.
And this kind of dreaming?
"Wife, what do you say is the name of our child?"
"Your son, you can do it yourself."
"That's... Or call it King Zhou Nian? ”
"What, so ugly?"
.................
I can weakly ask, what are you doing here?
Can you ask for my opinion on choosing a name for me?
To be honest, even if you don't call me Cheng Yixu, don't take anything about King Zhou Nian!
It's better to say a little if you know, but if you don't know, you still think that I am the prince of which dynasty I have traveled through!
But what can Cheng Yixu do, he has no way to speak, the only thing he can do now is what else can he do besides crying?
But...
That person seemed to be quite disgusted with himself just now, why did he say that he was ugly?
Well, I'm a villain now, so my heart is also small, I remember this sentence.
If he wasn't dreaming, Cheng Yixu was sure that he was reborn with his memory, and he didn't know what era he was reborn in.
Fortunately, Cheng Yixu had nothing to worry about in his previous life. Otherwise, even if he was reborn, he wouldn't be so at ease, right?
Speaking of which, in fact, Cheng Yixu's life experience is quite tragic. When he was 7 years old, his mother died of a serious illness. The father found a stepmother for him, and gave birth to a son with the stepmother.
Cheng Yixu's father is a soft ear. Since the birth of Cheng Yixu's half-brother, Cheng Yixu's life can be imagined.
It is no exaggeration to say that a large part of the reason why Cheng Yixu was able to graduate from college was because of his own part-time work and study. Otherwise, with his grades, he would still be able to finish a second-class university?
I believe that even if he knows the news of his death, his father will not be too sad. Anyway, isn't there a half-brother behind him?