The banyan tree by the pond is crying about summer, the only butterflies on the swing by the playground are perched on it, and the teacher's chalk is still squeaking and writing on the blackboard.

Jiangcheng Experimental Middle School, the third class of the first year of high school, the new Chinese teacher Xiao wrote the student's name on the blackboard, and called "Wang Yue" while writing. ”

"Here!"

"Qiao Nianqiang. ”

"Here!"

Every time he heard an answer, Mr. Xiao looked back, nodded, and said hello.

"I'll you!"

I didn't hear anyone answer, but Mr. Xiao, who looked like a young man in Form 2, put down the chalk and turned around and shouted, "I'm going to my classmates! Who is my classmate? Didn't you come today?"

The students stared at Mr. Xiao in surprise, as if the thick glasses on his face and those pimples were hiding mysterious information, and the acquaintance outside the window happened to remain silent.

Bang - the desk was slammed, and a tall boy stood up in the last row, he almost roared and said: "Teacher, my name is Rong Lei! Rong Ma is the Rong of his life, and the word Lei of the Lei is pronounced three times!

Coaxing-The students burst into laughter, and the male students clapped their textbooks excitedly. The shy girl lay on the table and forced herself to laugh, her cheeks were crimson, and she screamed with joy when she knew it.

The big boyish Mr. Xiao's face turned purple and red, his hand held his thick glasses, and he stammered and explained, "I!

Rong Lei's dryness is the hard stubble of Jiangcheng Experimental Middle School, and his temper is a little short, and his classmates give him the nickname 'Lei Gong', and he is seen in every fight and mischievous behavior in the school! If he hadn't studied well, the teacher would have retired long ago because of his poor background.

Usually he ignores and stirs up three points, but at this moment, he is even more unforgiving, Katyusha launched an attack on Teacher Xiao like a rocket launcher, "Your brain is too big, can you create such a tall name? Is this a human name? Will I you? You're welcome, and you don't know how to give in? The two fathers and mothers also have a role to? Did you learn Chinese language and literature from a physical education teacher when you were in college? Didn't you see clearly? Why don't you change your height and count glasses to teach again?"

Qiao Nianqiang, nicknamed Dianmu in the front row, is Rong Lei's sworn friend, and turned his head playfully and said: "Lei Gong, bear with it! Who makes people a teacher! Your name is good, there is a cheap advantage, I have a classmate in elementary school named Lin Kun, and the new teacher is called Cheng Mustick, and then this thing is written vertically when he writes his name angrily, and the new teacher calls him Lin Yu"

"Lin said?" Rong Leidry deliberately lowered his voice and said: "This name is classic, even the production method has been expressed, Lord give him a thumbs up!"

Ha-ha-ha-ha- The class broke out into laughter again, and the students in the corner desperately arched their heads against the wall, and several laughed and snorted their noses, and beat their chests with laughter.

Mr. Xiao's face almost turned black, and he stretched out his halberd to point at Rong Lei, so angry that he trembled all over, panting like a cow with his mouth wide open, unable to say a word, as if he was about to play the strings and pull over.

The classroom door was slammed open, and the head teacher Lin Jing was wearing a moon-white one-step skirt, and Tingting walked in: "Rong Lei! It's you making trouble again, right? Hurry up and apologize to Teacher Xiao!"

Rong looked at the head teacher with a stiff neck: "I don't! If I want to apologize, he apologized to me, my personality has been insulted, and my young heart has been hurt!"

Lin Jing walked up to the podium and slapped the table angrily: "Rong Lei! Every time you take the lead in making trouble, it rained heavily last week, you put a raincoat on the statue of the old principal, and you also went to the principal's office to apply for a reward of 50 yuan! Last week, Director Wang's sausage on the playground was sprayed with potassium permanganese, you said it was sterilization and antiseptic, and it made other people's good sausages become purple eggplants! What do you have in your head? Now you are still using strong words and bullying the new teacher! Go! Follow me to the teaching office! You can't run away this time!"

Rong Leidian gave the head teacher a Spartan answer, "Please!" He said to Teacher Xiao again: "You will also be a character like Chang Kaishen and Mencius in the future!

The farce often ends there, but fate likes to go off the beaten path, like a bullet that started World War I, and a playful chalk head changed the fate of many people.

The furious head teacher grabbed half of the chalk and smashed it at Rong Lei.

Rong Leibo heard the wind in his ears, hurriedly turned sideways to avoid it, and shouted "Home run!" Twisted his waist and raised his hand to use the textbook as a racket and drew it back.

The coquettish and playful little chalk head drew a beautiful banana arc, like a milk swallow returning to its nest, following the guidance of fate, flying over the heads of the students, and the wave flew into Mr. Xiao's desperately panting mouth.

I know that I continue to shout about summer. The whistle of the ambulance startled away the butterflies on the swing. The snow-white sheets covered Mr. Xiao's face that was suffocated purple, with twisted green tendons.

The courtyard house with white walls and bluestone paving in Daiwa is quiet and elegant. In front of the main hall, two people hug the begonia tree, the begonia blooms in midsummer, and the pink begonia flowers are shining like snow for three minutes by the sunset, and seven points are like fire.

The sound of jingle bell-ding bell-ding chopping vegetables came from the west wing, "Oops! it hurts me to death!" Rong Leidry threw down the bloodstained kitchen knife in his hand, looked at the deep wound on his left thumb and sighed: "It seems that I still can't refine it, the legendary magic of fighting left and right with one heart and two hearts!

A scene from the classroom three years ago just came to Rong Lei's mind. Rong Lei, not at this moment he should be called Long Leiyan, three years ago when his adoptive father was dying, he changed his name, saying that it was to restore his original surname, and since then he has been called Long Leiyan.

Putting a band-aid on his fingers, Long Leiyan continued to chop vegetables, and the carrots on the cutting board turned from slices to shreds and then to pieces the size of rice grains, these are the ingredients for making fried noodles and fried rice tomorrow, and they must be prepared in advance today.

Busy with his hands, he kept muttering: "Is it my fault? Who let the head teacher hit me with a chalk head? Who made Teacher Xiao open his mouth so wide! Those second-class students didn't know first aid and rushed up, and they also had cardiopulmonary resuscitation and artificial respiration, and there was even a genius who came up with the idea of doing a tracheostomy with a signature refill! It took half an hour for the ambulance to come, and everyone was dead! Is it all on me? The head teacher was the only adult who was scared stupid at the time, but you tried to save people, just know how to cover your mouth and learn to bark at a donkey! The voice was sometimes high-pitched, sometimes euphemistic and low, and Teacher Cang blushed when he heard it!

sighed, threw the kitchen knife in his hand at will, and the kitchen knife made an arc, and the volley rotated 360 degrees and was inserted on the cutting board.

The farce three years ago turned into a tragedy, and the little chalk head changed Long Leiyan's fate. The court ruled that the main person responsible for the accident was that fortunately, the minor does not need to bear criminal responsibility, but he must compensate Mr. Xiao's family for economic losses. Then he was persuaded to quit by the school, and he became a jobless vagrant before finishing his first year of high school. Teacher Lin Jing was only sentenced to be secondarily responsible, and only compensated tens of thousands of yuan, which is more popular than people!

Compensate for economic losses, the old man who has collected most of his life has collected things at a low price and pay them to others, and finally the ancestral Erjin Courtyard House pays half of the people, and the angry old man has a heart attack and returns to the West. He was completely orphaned.

In the past three years, most of the classmates have walked into the university gate, Long Leiyan has never even gone to a technical school, and after the death of his adoptive father, he has no source of livelihood, and he has borrowed a lot of usury, so he has to go to the major campus gates to set up stalls to sell fried rice and fried noodles.

What's even more tragic is that since three years ago, every month, Mr. Xiao's seventh aunt, eighth aunt, third uncle and sixth uncle have to visit him at home in the name of caring for the growth of the next generation.

So Long Leiyan and the family began a close contact from soul to body.

Long Leiyan admired the perseverance of the family for many years, and the ability to organize and have a clear division of labor. Every time the women entered the door, they began to greet all the relatives of Long Leiyan's ancestors in a polite and cordial manner. The men began to help him with household chores, and the household belongings that were not used or not needed were reduced to raw materials by the industrious men as a testimony to the good-neighborliness and friendship of the two families. Long Leiyan had no doubt that if they were given an electric hammer, they would definitely be able to restore this courtyard house to green bricks and tiles.

Of course, these are just the prelude to the warm-up, and then start the back beating, really the back beating, at this moment, both men and women are closely united around Long Leiyan, and take out gifts, what sticks, baseball sticks, soles, so a dark back beating began.

It's not that Long Leiyan hasn't reported to the police, and every time he calls the police, he adds a point of admiration for the Xiao family. The family must be proficient in law and forensic science, and each injury, no matter how severe, does not constitute a minor injury, and it does not constitute an intentional injury at all, and the police did not prosecute him, and the police told him that this is a civil dispute and the two parties can negotiate and mediate, or civil litigation. So the mediation negotiations went on for many months.

To live or to die, that's the question. This is not Hamlet's question, which is constantly echoing in the mind of a fifteen-and-a-half-year-old at the moment. If you don't die in silence, it will explode in silence, and after learning from the pain, Long Leiyan feels that it is rude to come, and it is better to interact with passivity, so the friendship between the two families has risen to another level.

In the days to come, in order to welcome the happy time of that day every month, Long Leiyan began to exercise desperately.

Having said that, Long Leiyan was even a little grateful to the Xiao family, if there was no them, the lonely life would become very boring. Whenever I savor it, I find that they are still very particular, and they never smash the pot first, this is to leave a way for Long Leiyan to live. Second, he never made a dead hand, for fear that it would be difficult to deal with people's lives.

Once Long Leiyan was sitting in the hall with a big bowl of fried noodles and sucking and eating, the Xiao family came as scheduled, and the bald brother who took the lead asked Long Leiyan very politely, do you eat first before you move? Or do you eat after the event?

Look at the human nature of other people! Long Leiyan replied very exquisitely: "You're welcome, since you're here, let's eat it together! Serve it hot!" Jumping up, the half bowl of fried noodles in his hand with the bowl was slammed on the bald head. They didn't appreciate it, and this time they almost killed someone. In the end, Long Lei Yan fell to the ground, staring at everyone's face viciously with vicious eyes like wolf cubs, and they retreated for some reason.

Over the years, experience has accumulated a lot, and Long Leiyan has grown into a young man. In the face of Rulin's arms, legs and feet, he was able to easily avoid most injuries, and his flexible body always found safety in the intolerable gaps, and at the same time, he was able to greet each other with the most beautiful language in his busy schedule.

After a long period of interaction, the offensive and defensive momentum of the two sides has obviously changed, and Long Leiyan has been able to use the Jiuyin White Bone Grab and the Shaolin Dragon Gripper to fight back while dodging. In his own words, the master is playing defensive counterattacks.

After the last event, looking at the people who limped away with grief and pain on their faces, Long Leiyan waved his hand and threw a trophy - leather shoes behind their backs, and shouted enthusiastically: "Come and play often when you have time!"