30. Wandering Gensokyo 2, Shooting Pill Text.
"Don't ...... I advise you...... Don't come here......"
Kawashiro Katori shouted tremblingly, seeing that Kawashiro Hatori was so panicked, the kappas on the side had already scattered and fled! I don't care if Hecheng Hatori lives or dies. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"What's wrong? Am I doing something wrong? ”
Yakumoji slowly took a step towards Kawajo Lotus.
"Don't come here!"
Kawajo Natori took a step back.
Yakumoji went again.
River City is taking and retreating!
"What the hell is going on?!"
Yakumoji took a few steps in succession.
River Castle Hatori is completely devastated! Raising his legs, he ran into the woods behind him, shouting as he ran.
"Help! Perverts are going to eat me!! ”
Looking at the appearance of Hecheng Hetori running away with dust, Yakumoji couldn't help but support his forehead.
"It's so fast, and there's ...... Am I not a pervert? ”
Yakumoji was puzzled, and then picked up the newspaper that had been thrown to the ground by Kawashiro Hatsu earlier.
"What the hell is going on? After reading this newspaper, she was very scared of me. ”
Immediately, Yakumoji also looked at the newspaper. But after seeing the newspaper, Yakumoji's face darkened...... It's getting darker! Soon, a burst of black gas suddenly erupted from Yakumoji's body!!
"Huh! Very good! Awesome! I lost all my strength because I was sealed by Caroso because I wanted to resurrect Luxi, and I was already exhausted when I was in the Tower of Despair, and there was no one in this world who could use my full strength. And now! You're going to be the first to force me to give it my all!! ”
Yakumoji smirked, pulled out the nameless from the gap, and unsheathed the sword!
Immediately, Yakumo Temple opened the gap and walked in, looking for the figure of the shooting pill in the gap.
The reason why Yakumoji was so angry was undoubtedly the reason for the newspaper.
[Wenwen News Issue XX.] Warning: A warning to all of Gensokyo's female friends! This issue of the newspaper is very high-energy! 】
"What kind of monster is the son of the yokai sage Yakumo Murasaki......
I think both Gensokyo youkai and humans have heard such a rumor...... The reason why Gensokyo was able to be successfully established, and why there are still so many monsters, is because Yakumoji, the son of Yakumo Purple, failed in the battle on the moon surface, and when the gap between the moon and the ground was about to collapse, he desperately injected his demon power into the gap, turned the tide, and protected all the monsters at that time.
But there are also bad rumors, and legend has it that Gensokyo is actually called 'Thick Bow Village'. Gensokyo is actually a thick bow resource prepared by Yakumo Purple for her son Yakumoji, and all the women in it are the spare thick bows of Yakumoji.
At first, the reporter didn't believe it, because the name of Yakumo Temple was too illusory, and there was no shadow of Yakumo Temple at all, except for the historical records of the barnyard family that had been passed down from generation to generation. And the description of Yakumo Temple in the historical records only stays at the age of 3.
Until a few days ago, the reporter and many youkai received an invitation from Yakumo Purple to attend a banquet in the present world, and the host of the banquet was the legendary Yakumo Temple!
At first, Yakumoji was a very good banquet host, and although we didn't see Yakumoji, the food at the banquet was pretty good. But halfway through, Yakumoji suddenly provoked a dance, which was a demon dance with demonic power! The youkai who saw this dance almost got snatched away from their souls!
Other than that, everything works fine. But the next day, we were shocked to find out! As the princess of death in the underworld, Yuyuko was unexpectedly defiled by Yakumoji and her wife!! There are photos to prove it!
Then the newspaper posted a photo of Yakumoji sleeping with Selia and Yuyuko, and there was no doubt that the photo was taken at the Togetsu Resort. However, Shotmaru Wen also slapped Zi Ma in......
As you can see in the picture above, Yakumo Murasaki also participated in this operation! That's right! It's indeed Yakumo Murasaki! Yakumo Purple actually sent Yuyuko, who had been with her for many years, out in order to please her son!!
It can be seen that Gensokyo is indeed the thick bow township of Yakumo Temple!
The majority of female pot friends should pay attention! Remember to smear the bottom of the pot and cut your hair short when you go out! Otherwise, the festival will not be guaranteed!
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To sum up, the above is the general plot of that newspaper. If the whole plot was described...... This book will definitely be sealed!
I don't know how to make up the Shooting Pill text, it's really powerful enough! If you live in the present world, you will definitely be a gold medal journalist who is feared by countless idols and politicians.
However, from this point of view, it is not without reason that Yakumo Temple would be so angry.
After searching for a long time in the gap, Yakumoji finally saw the figure of Shotimaru Wen.
"Huh! Scold! Scold! He~ha! Ha! Ha! "Yakumoji is starting to go crazy!
But Yakumoji did not lose his mind at this time. After Yakumoji saw the figure of Shotimaru in the gap, he first picked up the red folding fan given to him by Ibuki Suika, and faced Shotimaru Bun in three realms in succession!
"The realm - the realm of fast and slow!"
"The realm - the realm of heavy and light!"
"The realm - the realm of the strong and the weak!"
"Huh! It's so heavy! ”
In an instant, the girl named Gensokyo's fastest fell from the sky to the ground at a speed faster than Gensokyo's speed!
"Boom-" with a loud bang!
Shooting Maru's body smashed a huge hole in the ground! Fortunately, this place is still a little far from the world of Gensokyo, otherwise the world is estimated to be hit hard!
"Uh...... It hurts! This feeling...... It should be Yakumo Purple who has no time to run! ”
Shooting Maruwen struggled to crawl out of the pit and twisted his body a few times.
"Well...... It hurts! But is that all there is to it? Judging by her personality, it's not just like that. ”
Shotmaru patted the dust on his clothes and tidied up the messy skirt corners a few times. But suddenly, a white cold light suddenly appeared in front of the eyes of Shotimaru Wen.
"Yo...... Do you have anything to do with me? Yakumoji? ”
Although Shotimaru's expression was natural, her trembling voice betrayed her...... But there is no way, because at this time, Yakumoji is holding Nameless against her neck!
"You say ......!"
Before Yakumoji finished speaking, Shooting Pill Wen suddenly used his demonic power to push away Nameless! Just run!
Yakumo Temple immediately followed, and because of the fact that Shotmaru Wen couldn't fly at all now, Yakumo Temple didn't use the gap to pursue! Because Yakumoji wants to torture the Shooting Pill Bun well, and write himself like that, how can he get it back if he doesn't get it back?!
But it's a pity that Yakumo Temple lost in experience, and Yakumo Temple originally wanted to directly drag the Shooting Pill Wen back to the White Jade Tower to serve him. But I never thought that when I was talking, I was pushed away by the Shooting Pill Wen!
However, this is the experience of Yakumoji Temple, and the age of Shotimaru is older than Yakumoji! In addition, when Gensokyo was not created, the youkai were not as harmonious as they are now! She was fighting almost every day, and because of this, the experience of shooting Maruwen's battle was already much higher than that of Yakumo Temple, so she was able to push away Nameless while Yakumoji was unprepared.
But if the roles were reversed at that time, Yakumoji would never be able to do this...... This is the experience that Yakumoji lacks. (To be continued.) )