Chapter 138: Miserably
I quickly picked up Feng Tian and ran to the four eyes. 『』
This is called killing two birds with one stone, that is, protecting the property and pulling a helper to save lives.
I'd love to give a thumbs up for my wit.
Feng Tian stuffed the stick to Yu Yue, "smash the computer"
Yu Yue looked at the stick in his hand and said suspiciously: "Can this smash the chassis?" picked it up, waved it lightly, and fell on the chassis, without making a sound, the chassis was scattered, what motherboard hard disk memory module, sound card network card blowing fan, scattered all over the ground, just like a person being disemboweled, that scene is called a miserable
My heart was about to bleed, I couldn't bear to look at it, I ran to the four eyes without looking back, and Yu Yue's excited voice came from behind me, "Oh, it's amazing, it will break when you knock it, the motherboard will be broken, and the hard disk will be broken."
Well, now it's important to save Four-Eyes' life.
Lying flat on the ground with four eyes, his face was pale, his eyes were closed, I quickly stepped forward and tried it, no breathing, no heartbeat, this is the table that has died
"Four-Eyed"
As soon as I howled at the top of my throat, I was kicked aside by Feng Tian.
Feng Tian stepped forward and took out a talisman and put it on the door of the four eyes' head, and yelled at me: "Will CPR do it?"
When I was a soldier, I learned this trick, and I heard her roar urgently, thinking that there was still salvation, so I hurriedly stepped forward and pressed the four eyes to rescue.
Feng Tian brushed the ground and took out a peachwood sword, and began to circle around the four eyes, not blindly spinning, but taking two steps and one step back, one step to the left, one step to the right, and a jump from time to time, looking very much like the legendary big jump god.
"The eight directions are silent, and the gods come to listen. There is no owner, come back quickly, and be as urgent as the law"
As soon as she finished reciting this incantation, the talisman on the door of her four eyes burned suddenly, instantly burning into fine ashes, flying away with the wind, revealing a black circular pattern where it had been burned.
The eyelids of the four eyes moved first, and then the heartbeat began to recover, and finally opened his mouth and took a deep breath, and found that Ah screamed, and before his eyes opened, he shouted: "Help, there are ghosts, there are ghosts, boss, help" and struggled there.
Finally got the man back
I was just about to breathe a sigh of relief, but Yu Yue shouted in the back again: "Oops, help"
Turning his head, Yu Yue rushed over with a stick, chasing a strange insect behind him, twisting his body and running around the ground.
Take a closer look, damn, memory sticks
These days, even the memory module has become fine, can you still let a guy like Four-Eyed who likes to abuse computers the most alive?
I quickly stood up, ready to intercept the memory module.
As a result, as soon as I stood up here, Yu Yue ran up, screamed, and jumped on top of me, hugged my neck tightly, and shouted: "Help"
I grabbed her arm with difficulty, "Tap, I'm out of breath."
Before I could break free of her hug, I felt a cold on the surface of my feet, and the tingling and tingling were flying up along my legs.
"Don't move," Feng Tian shouted, picking up the peachwood sword in his hand and pumping it hard, hitting my calf bone.
It hurts
The pain is still secondary, the key is that the tingling sensation continues to go up, and the speed has accelerated a lot
Nima, she's empty
Feng Tian missed a blow, but he was not discouraged, and struck one after another, snapping, and knocking all the way along my legs.
Not to mention, she is really accurate, she didn't hit me all at once, she hit me on the leg
The itching sensation quickly rose to the heel of my thigh, and then climbed onto my little brother, and it hurt to follow the little brother
Damn, it hurts to death
I didn't control my tears at that time, and they came out directly, as well as snot
"I'll fight" Feng Tian roared, his sword fell, and there was a crisp sound.
I knelt down with Yu Yue at that time, and my face was cramping with pain
Zhen Nima is unlucky
You said that I recruited whoever provoked whom, and my little brother recruited whoever provoked whom
To sum up, it's all the fault of the four eyes, and I can't clean him up when I turn around
This battle with the runaway computer finally ended with me being hit hard, Dasha carried me and Four Eyes into the house and threw it on the bed, Feng Tian stayed in the yard to clean up the battlefield, but Yu Yue came in and asked quietly: "It hurts, I'll help you rub it"
"No, it's still swollen" I quickly refused, "Miss Yu, what's the matter with you, don't tell me that you're a nymphomaniac, we've only met a few times, and we're not familiar with each other, besides, you're rich and powerful, I'm poor, and it's not right to protect the door, what do you want?"
"People like you." Yu Yue didn't blush at all, and said generously, "Although we have met a few times, you have saved me three times, and this life-saving grace cannot be reciprocated."
I said sincerely: "Give money, I can't afford to promise this."
Yu Yue said with a smile: "If you don't give the money, you still want to receive double points."
Damn, she's got the math right.
I was puzzled, "The money has been given, so you can now be regarded as a gift"
"People want to talk to you about friends." Yu Yue said, "Now I'm talking to you, not about money, but if you want to be short of money, I can also give you some flowers."
"You don't have to talk about love, it's not good to talk about money" I grinned, it hurt, "The two of us don't match, and besides, you're too sudden, I'm not prepared at all, or I'll wait until I finish solving the family affairs for you."
"Don't delay." Yu Yue smiled and said, "Why don't we make an appointment first to get to know each other, how about this weekend?"
"Hey, don't seduce my man" Feng Tian walked into the house with the voice, glaring at Yu Yue, "I know that you want to come in and steal food, this is a person who is not handsome, has no ability, no room, nothing and no education, but that is also mine, it has already been booked, you are late, please have a chance to be early in the future"
Yu Yue smiled: "The opportunity is rare, if you don't like it, give it to me, I promise to treat him well, raise him to be fat and fat, you see that his foundation is still good, but the diet and nutrition have not kept up, and the lack of image design, so it seems to be a little weaker, and when I find someone to dress him up, he will become a little more handsome, at least take it out without shame." ”
Feng Tian did not show weakness, "Don't think that you are great if you are rich, in terms of the people you know, I am not necessarily less than you, isn't it a professional image design, I know a dozen, Xu Zongzhi knows that if you don't ask my father to save his life, Lin Nanting knows that I am my father who changed it for him, and when I turn around, I will ask them to design an image for him and dress up well." ”
"You two are endless, when I am a rag doll, and I am dressed up, I can't bear it, "Don't say it's useless, senior sister, what are you carrying in your hand, how can you still move?"