Section 2 Ivan the Warrior
Li Kunxi looked at Dafeng holding the pot with a confused expression, and Li Kunxi couldn't help but think in his heart: "Is the adjuster's mouth so good?"
At this time, Dafeng once again changed from a very cute little sister to a monster in Li Kunxi's heart. Li Kunxi looked at the pot in Dafeng's arms with a painful face, Dafeng bit off part of the pot again in Li Kunxi's heart-wrenching gaze, chewed and swallowed, and then Dafeng asked, "What's wrong? Li Kunxi: You look so heartbroken?"
Li Kunxi covered his face, and then said, "No, it's nothing, you continue, I'll go find another pot." In fact, what Li Kunxi thought in his heart was: "Heartache, of course my heart hurts, I am heartache my frying pan, QWQ." ”
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After Dafeng solved the two pots of Li Kunxi's family, Li Kunxi suddenly thought of a question and couldn't help but ask: "Are you really a human?!"
If Li Kunxi could still believe that Dafeng was a human before, then it is understandable that he is too strong an adjuster, but Li Kunxi has never heard that the human digestive system can sit here quietly after eating two pots of steel, just like a girl who eats two cakes.
Dafeng then remembered that he hadn't introduced himself to Li Kunxi, so he stood up and said, "I'm Dafeng, an armored air mother, please give me more advice in the future." ”
Li Kunxi was even more confused when he heard Dafeng say this, and Li Kunxi said with a puzzled expression: "Can you explain?"
Dafeng didn't understand what Li Kunxi wanted to ask, so he said, "The armored empty mother Dafeng is me." ”
Li Kunxi shook his head, organized the language, and then said, "Is Dafeng your name?" After seeing Dafeng nodding, Li Kunxi continued to ask: "Then what is the armored air carrier?"
Dafeng patted his chest proudly and said, "Of course it's a ship, Dafeng is an armored air carrier, very powerful." ”
Li Kunxi had a black line, and he felt that Dafeng didn't answer his question at all, so he asked: "Then, since the armored air carrier is a type of ship, then it should be a warship, but no matter how I think you are, you don't look like a warship." ”
Li Kunxi said in his heart: "If there is such a cute warship." Then I can give up my dream of being a pilot and become a navy. ”
After Li Kunxi saw Dafeng hear his question, he took out the crossbow again, and when he was panicking and wondering where he had said something wrong, he saw that a ring also appeared on Dafeng's waist, and there were some round things like miniature turrets on the ring equipment, and the ring was just right to buckle around Dafeng's waist, and connected a strange thing like a boat and a strange thing like a small building.
In Li Kunxi's dull gaze, Dafeng pulled the trigger of the crossbow, and heard "whoosh..." A few small fighter planes, shaped like the fighter planes used by humans more than 300 years ago described in history textbooks, flew around the room.
Looking at the Gale fighter flying overhead, Dafeng said proudly: "Believe it this time, Dafeng is a very powerful shipgirl." ”
After Li Kunxi heard Dafeng's words, he immediately grasped the main point of Dafeng's words, and hurriedly asked, "Ship Niang?"
When Dafeng heard Li Kunxi ask, a bad feeling rose in his heart, and the flight trajectory of the gale above his head showed signs of confusion. Dafeng said in a somewhat trembling voice: "What, haven't you heard of the ship's mother?"
Li Kunxi shook his head: "No, I haven't even mentioned it in the history books." ”
Dafeng suddenly knelt on the ground as if he had lost all the strength of his body, his beautiful brown eyes flashed with a chaotic light, and he muttered, "What the hell is going on? Why is this happening?" Admiral, where the hell are you, what the hell are you going to do?"
Li Kunxi saw Dafeng's behavior like a kitten that couldn't find a home, and immediately realized what was happening, and finally understood why Dafeng has always been a little out of place with this world, and why Dafeng's behavior completely violates the common sense of this world.
Maybe Li Kunxi's lolicon soul has really awakened, or maybe it's the communication through guò for a period of time, Li Kunxi suddenly had the idea of keeping the 'ship girl' in front of him, who seems to be a monster, but it's not an exaggeration to say that it's a monster.
Seeing Dafeng's distraction, Li Kunxi couldn't hold back the impulse in his heart anymore, squatted in front of Dafeng, put his hands on Dafeng's shoulders, and said to Dafeng: "Dafeng, you may never find the person you are looking for anymore, because although I don't know how you came here, at least you don't know how to find the person you are looking for now, so during this time, let me accompany you." ”
Dafeng looked at the man in front of him with some disbelief, and for a moment he didn't know whether he should believe him.
Li Kunxi seemed to see through Dafeng's thoughts, and held Dafeng's right hand holding the crossbow, aimed at his forehead and said: "With your ability, you can kill me lightly, so it won't do me any good to deceive you, and it's possible that you will kill me if you are angry, isn't it?" ”
Hearing Li Kunxi say this, Dafeng nodded slightly, although there was still crystal oozing from the corners of his eyes, he was obviously in a much better mood, and even the gale flying in the room recovered his trajectory.
Dafeng said in a threatening tone: "Just trust you for the time being, if you dare to deceive me, hum, I will dismantle you, just like I dismantled the deep navy." ”
Hearing Dafeng say this, Li Kunxi was not the slightest nervous, but felt a trace of joy inexplicably.
After a long while, Li Kunxi felt that Dafeng's love had come down, and asked tentatively: "Dafeng, do you know what is necessary to survive in this world?"
Dafeng looked at Li Kunxi suspiciously and said, "Aluminum?"
Li Kunxi looked at Dafeng sitting on the sofa with a black line, held his forehead, and then said, "Everyone in this world, you can count it out." All that requires proof of identity is this. After speaking, Li Kunxi took out a translucent card with a steel border from his trouser pocket and handed it to Dafeng.
Dafeng looked at the card, looked at it carefully, and then said, "I don't have this thing, what's the use of this thing?"
Li Kunxi no longer knows how to communicate with this different species from different worlds in front of him, and he wants to use more normal tools, all of which are labeled as edible in the eyes of the so-called ship mother.
After about a minute, Li Kunxi reluctantly put down his feelings, and then said, "This thing, as well as the pot you just ate, are not used for use." They have other uses, and they are very important ones. Take this identity card in your hand as an example, you can go to ST with this, and you can go to school with this, do you understand?"
Dafeng was stunned when he heard this, but Dafeng still roughly understood, it turned out that this thing in his hand was something like a pass.
Dafeng said suspiciously, "So where did you get this thing?"
Li Kunxi patted his chest and said, "Since you have decided to be your guardian, then leave this matter to me, you and I will go to a place, and I will take you to get this thing." ”
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Li Kunxi took Dafeng to a white building, and the top of the building was clearly written with the five big characters "Household Registration Administration".
Li Kunxi took Dafeng to the processing window, and Li Kunxi asked the staff inside, "What should I do to handle household registration?"
The staff lady looked at Li Kunxi suspiciously, and then looked at Dafeng, who was sitting on the stool with a bored face, and then said, "Is it the household registration !!of outsiders, or the household registration of lost children?"
Li Kunxi suddenly felt that his chrysanthemum had been hit by an arrow, then shook his head, and tried hard to control the love that was about to run out in his heart, and then said: "Yes... Household registration of the lost child. ”
The staff lady looked at Li Kunxi with a scumbag expression and said, "What ethnicity, gender, name, age." Say it. ”
Li Kunxi chose to ignore the expression of the staff, and then said: "Gender female, name Dafeng, national words... Adjuster·······"
The staff lady first recorded the information carefully, and when she heard Li Kunxi say the words 'adjuster', she said angrily: "Are you kidding me? Where will the adjuster come to the earth!! and he is still lost!! and he is still abducted by you!! why don't you say that you have abducted the chairman of the council of the adjuster and go to your house to have a relationship with you!! tease me, isn't it?!"
Li Kunxi was also frightened by the sudden reaction of the staff, and only reacted after a while, and saw the staff lady who was like a fried cat, and said with a speechless face: "Jiudou sack, when did I say that I abducted her, how can a good person like me who is kind and upright, respects the old and loves the young, regards money as dung, loves slowly, and is willing to help others, do that kind of thing! And the adjuster won't come to the earth? What if an adjuster comes to the earth and gets lost?"
The staff lady also calmed down at this time: "Although, that little sister didn't speak, but in view of your behavior, I think you are suspected of human trafficking, so I can't go through the relevant procedures for you." ”
As soon as Li Kunxi heard that he didn't go through the household registration procedures for Dafeng, he was anxious, and hurriedly threw himself down in front of the window and said, "I'm really not abducted, I really picked it up in the morning jog." ”
The staff lady turned her head to look at Dafeng in disbelief and said, "Cute little sister, did this uncle say something like letting you go with him?"
Dafeng first looked at Li Kunxi, and then at the staff lady, and thought that it was indeed Li Kunxi who invited him to his house first in the morning, so he nodded.
The staff lady nodded proudly: "Look, it's really an abductor, no, I'm going to call the police quickly!!"
At this moment, the staff lady suddenly heard a sound that thought it was a broken statue. Suddenly raised his head, as if he saw Li Kunxi turned into a white statue, and then shattered with a "bang".
The staff lady was stunned for a moment, then rubbed her eyes, saw Li Kunxi's loveless expression, and said, "Hey, why are you still here, I really called the police to arrest you." ”
At this time, a very deep sounding voice came: "Who is going to call the police?"
The staff lady exclaimed, "And accomplices!" At the same time, she thought in her heart: "Judging by the voice, he is an unusual person." ”
A sturdy man walked past Li Kunxi, glanced at Li Kunxi, and then turned his gaze to Dafeng, and suddenly his pupils shrank.
The man was shocked: "Although this little girl looks very young, she can clearly feel that she is completely different from normal people, this kind of breath is like the feeling of thousands of troops arrayed on the opposite side." The man suddenly felt a sense of suffocation that was submerged.
At the same time, Dafeng saw that this guy with some dark skin was not simple, and from his eyes, Dafeng could feel a cold feeling (Dafeng is not a killer, and he has no concept of murderous aura at all), and in Dafeng's eyes, the man in front of him is a battle-hardened warrior.
Li Kunxi also saw this sturdy man who was half a head taller than himself, and instinctively took a step back, while the staff lady looked at the man who had just walked in with her eyes shining, and even drooled.
The man quickly withdrew his gaze and said to the staff lady, "What happened here just now, I seem to have heard something to call the police?"
The staff lady hurriedly forced herself to calm down, as a front desk staff, she still had this little bit of a thing, pointed at Li Kunxi and said: "This gentleman, this is this person, he is very likely to be an abductor!"
Li Kunxi said speechlessly: "Jiu, Jiudou sack! I, where did I abduct me? Don't talk nonsense." ”
The man looked at Li Kunxi again, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but tremble, and he thought: You look like this... Like potatoes, people who feel that they lack exercise at first glance can still be abducted ······. Turning his gaze to Dafeng again: Such a guy?
Suddenly, the man had a scene in his mind: a sturdy man said to another man tied to a bed, "Kawaii·······! Suddenly I got goosebumps, and quickly shook my head to shake the previous thoughts out of my mind.
Of course, the previous series of thoughts was only for a moment, and those present just saw the man shake his head. Then the man took out a small black sign from the pocket in front of the heart of his jacket and said, "I'm Ivan, an S-class sheriff, I'm sure that little fat man is not suspicious of this, please continue your work." ”
The staff lady was stupid when she saw the black sign, the black sign is an identity tag that can only be held by an official at the mayor level, and this kind of thing will never be imitated. S-class sheriffs are treated like agents, with the right to overstep their authority.
Hearing Ivan say this, Li Kunxi was also relieved, but muttered: "What the hell is the little fat man, you are the little fat man, and your whole family is a little fat man." ”
After hearing Ivan's words, the staff lady immediately sat down and started to get busy, and at the same time asked Li Kunxi some necessary information.
Seeing that the staff lady had started working, Ivan once again set his eyes on Dafeng, hesitated for a moment, and then walked up to Dafeng and said, "This little sister, who are you?"
On the way here, Li Kunxi told Dafeng a lot of common sense about this world, and specially instructed Dafeng not to speak after arriving here, so as not to be discovered.
So Dafeng tilted his head in the face of Ivan's question, and looked confused.
Ivan was speechless for a moment, Dafeng's expression was very exaggerated, as long as it was a person, she knew that she was pretending to be stupid, and then said: "I know that you are not a normal person, so can you tell me who you are?"
Dafeng's heart was full of surprise, and I have to say that Dafeng opened his eyes in surprise at this time, and the appearance of covering his mouth with his hands was really cute, and at the same time said: "Then can you tell me first, who are you?"
Ivan raised his eyebrows: "Me, now I'm an S-class executive, of course only temporarily." ”
Dafeng said suspiciously, "What is an S-level executive?"
Ivan was a little surprised that the girl didn't know what an S-class executive was, so he said, "An S-class executive is a kind of position similar to a sheriff, but with a lot of authority. ”
Dafeng said suspiciously: "Oh, Uncle is very powerful." ”
Feeling that he had been hit by an arrow in his knee, he suddenly didn't stand still and almost lay on the ground, and his heart felt a colic: Uncle... Why am I called an uncle at the age of 26, is it the result of doing too much outdoor exercise? This is followed by an urge to vomit blood.
Ivan successfully calmed down the devastating killing effect brought by Dafeng's uncle, and said: "Don't call me uncle, I'm not that old, call me Ivan or big brother, don't call me uncle." ”
Dafeng said suspiciously: "Then why is Ivan's S-level executive officer temporary?"
Ivan finally recovered to full blood, and when he heard Dafeng's question, he said, "Because after a while, I will go to the AUT Military Academy to work as a teacher." ”
Dafeng was about to ask something, but Li Kunxi, who had finished the question and answer on the side, immediately ran over and said, "What, what? Mr. Executive Officer, are you talking about the AUT Military Academy?"
Ivan was a little unable to react to such an enthusiastic Li Kunxi, and then said, "Yes, that's right. ”
Li Kunxi immediately continued: "Then Mr. Executive Officer, how many people do you plan to recruit this year?"
Ivan's face was slightly stern: "What are you asking for?"
Li Kunxi said with a wistful face: "My dream is to become an ace pilot man." ”
Ivan's eyes widened in surprise and subconsciously took a step back, saying, "Do you want to be an ace pilot or a man who wants to be an ace pilot?"
Li Kunxi had a broken expression: "Of course I'm an ace pilot, do you think I look like the kind of person who eats soft rice?"
Ivan sighed, looked Li Kunxi up and down and said: "Pilots are not so easy to be, every pilot is selected from excellent soldiers, although there are now direct courses for pilots, but it is also very difficult to apply for such subjects." The most important thing is that you, who want to become a pilot, are you ready to rush to the battlefield to fight the enemy at the first moment of the outbreak of war? Do you have the courage to face death? By the way, you really look like the kind of person who eats soft rice. ”
Li Kunxi said unconvinced: "This is my dream, even if I pay more, I will complete it!"
After Ivan heard Li Kunxi say this, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, walked up to Li Kunxi, patted Li Kunxi on the shoulder, and said: "Young man, you have met the first requirement to become a pilot, but if your body, especially your 'big abs' belly is not removed, the future will still not be handed over to you." ”
Li Kunxi's face also turned red when he heard Ivan's words, and then said: "I, I now insist on exercising every day, running outdoors every day." ”
Ivan shook his hand and said, "That's not a problem, there are still three months to apply for the AUT exam, and you still have time to work hard." ”
At this time, Dafeng was unhappy, where would anyone hang himself for so long when he was guarding the town······'s mansion!
There is an exam coming up recently, so the update may be slower, but newcomers will make up for it after the exam. OVO