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At this time, the man's eyes finally moved, and Wen Mo was so frightened that he hurriedly withdrew his fingers, his eyes full of excitement, and he circled around the man curiously. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Artificial intelligence?"

“……”

"Grandpa?"

“……”

"Goldfinger?"

“……”

After asking several questions in a row, the man remained silent, his eyes moving with Wen Mo's fingers.

Wen Mo couldn't help but be deflated, pointed at the man and said angrily, "Are you deaf?"

She sat down dejectedly, feeling a little lost in her heart, and brought it out on her face.

At this time, the man suddenly spoke, "I am not deaf. ”

Win Mo let out a snort, jumped to his feet, and roared, "You're not deaf?"

"Hmm!"

"Are you a pig, so slow!"

Her tone was a little annoyed, but her expression couldn't help but bring joy.

The man shook his head, "I'm not a pig. The pig demon cultivates as an adult, and it will also have characteristics on its body, but I don't have these characteristics on my body. ”

"Then why are you so slow to react!" Winmer said, rolling his eyes.

As she spoke, she circled around the man a few more times, feeling that the more she looked at it, the more wrong it became.

This man should not be very old, at most in his twenties, wearing a blue robe, faintly revealing the white middle coat inside, very casual. Wearing a crown of feathers, the gold bead pendant falls peacefully on the hair, which is worth a lot of money.

Wen Mo couldn't help but be silent, and his body tensed.

Could this man be the son of the wrong family? Or a flower thief?

The man looked at her in confusion, thinking about the relationship between the unresponsiveness and the pig demon.

The pig demons he had seen were all very cunning, and no one was slow to react.

Wen Mo looked at his stupidity, thought about it, and changed the joke that came to his mind and told him it.

"Once upon a time, a group of yokai went on an adventure at sea, and the boat broke down on the way, and if they wanted to reach land safely, they had to abandon some yokai and let them disembark to lighten the burden. So they decided to take turns telling jokes, and whoever told a joke that didn't make everyone laugh was going to be thrown down. ”

"The bull demon told the joke first, and his joke was very exciting, and almost all the monsters laughed, but the pig demon didn't laugh, so the bull demon was thrown down. ”

Then it was the goat's turn, and the jokes he told were also funny, and almost everyone laughed, but mostly not laughed. So the sheep demon was thrown down. ”

Then it was the turn of the dog demon, and the joke he told was dry, not funny at all, and no one laughed, but the pig demon suddenly laughed. ”

"The monsters looked at the pig demon strangely and asked him what he was asking, do you know what the pig demon said?"

"What?" the man's eyes showed a look of incomprehension, a little cute.

"The pig demon said: The joke of the bull demon is so funny, hahahahahahaha~"

The man looked at Wen Mo in confusion, but still didn't understand.

"Don't you think it's funny?" said Winmer, laughing again, "This pig demon is too slow to react. ”

The man shook his head disapprovingly, "The pig demon is a very cunning kind of demon clan, and this pig demon must have done it on purpose." In this way, you can throw the youkai in front of you as much as possible. ”

Wen Mo was stunned, and said in his heart: It turns out that it can be explained like this, but I am speechless.

The man seemed to feel the need to correct Wimmer's thoughts, and said earnestly in a didactic tone: "And this method is very unfair to the one who speaks first, but if one of them holds back his laughter, the one who speaks first will be abandoned, and you will not be able to use this method when you go out later." Even with this method, you can't say it first. ”

Wen Mo looked at his serious appearance and quickly changed the topic, "Okay, it seems that you are not, so what are you?"

There is no popularity in this man, his skin is lukewarm, and it feels like a fake. But it is indeed an entity, not like the soul body of the legendary grandfather.

The man frowned slightly, thought for a while, and then said, "I'm not a thing, I'm here to teach you to cultivate." ”

The corners of Wen Mo's mouth twitched, "Hehe, you are indeed not a thing. The man always thought it was strange, but nodded knowingly. He's really not a thing.

Wen Mo looked at the man, and the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't be hidden, "Then are you an old grandfather?"

The man touched his face suspiciously, as if he was a little puzzled, "Am I old?"

Wen Mo looked at the handsome and beautiful young man who was more than Pan An, and nodded narrowly, "Hmm!"

The man thought that maybe the aesthetics were different, and he was even old like this. But he didn't care, his age was indeed not young, so he said seriously: "Then you can call me grandpa in the future." ”

Wen Mo suddenly felt like he had eaten a fly and was choked, "Huh...... Forget it!"

The man looked at her confusedly, "Why?"

"It's enough for me to have a grandfather. Wen Mo also learned from him to speak seriously, and nodded pertinently.

She remembered that this person had said that he had come to teach her cultivation, so she quickly changed the subject and said, "Didn't you say that you were going to teach me to cultivate? Then let's start now! Oh, by the way, what am I going to call you?

"Don't call me master, I'm not going to take you as an apprentice!"

"Why? because my qualifications are poor?" Wen Mo felt uncomfortable.

"It's not. Although it is true that your qualifications are poor, I have never met anyone worse than yours. But that's not why I don't take disciples. ”

"Why is that?" Wimmer gritted his teeth at the 100,000-point blow.

"It's too troublesome for the disciples. The man said, "After taking in the apprentice, you have to take care of it at all times, raise it with all kinds of natural treasures, teach all kinds of things, usually need all kinds of help, and care more when you have nothing to do, and you can't stay in retreat for too long, otherwise the apprentice is likely to die." When the time comes, I'm going to have to go to other people's troubles......"

"Okay, okay! I know, you don't have to continue!" the corners of Wen Mo's mouth twitched, and he quickly interrupted.

Is this raising a child? Is this the case for an apprentice? But all the people who are more powerful have accepted many disciples, such as registered disciples, outer disciples, inner disciples, and closed disciples. If this is the case, the master will die of exhaustion. She complained in her heart.

"But don't worry, even if I don't accept you as an apprentice, I won't care if you live or die. The man comforted, "As long as you have a breath left, I will save you." ”

He said very seriously, but Wen Mo was very shocked to hear it, "What do you mean that as long as you have a breath, you will save me back!"

"Jade can't be cut into a weapon. The man said, "Only after experiencing wind and rain can it grow into a towering tree, well, no, it grows into a man-eating flower." ”

"Cannibal?" Wimmer felt his nerves weaken.

His words are suspected of torturing her, and he even wants to raise her into a cannibal?

"Well, the man-eating flower is very powerful!" The man thought that Wen Mo didn't know how powerful the man-eating flower was, and explained approvingly: "The man-eating flower can eat the great power of cultivating immortals! And it's very beautiful!"

He thinks that girls can't be described by trees, and he hears others say that girls should be described by flowers. The most powerful flower he could think of was a man-eating flower, so ......

Wen Mo suppressed the mania in her heart, Rao is that her heart muscle is strong, and she can't stand it anymore. "Let's not get too far, you better tell me what to call you! Then hurry up and teach me to cultivate." ”

"You can call me Teacher. The man thought for a moment and said.

Wen Mo nodded, then called, "Teacher." ”

There is a difference between a teacher and a master. Many people can be teachers, even if they only teach one word, they can be teachers. The master is more dignified. Even if it is a registered disciple, it is necessary to offer incense and tea to make a count.