Liu Ping is not sleepy now, the two of them chatted all over the world, and after an hour, Liu Ping was still a little sleepy, and she didn't take off her clothes, so she just lay down. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Yang Ming turned off the light in the room in order to let the ghost come over. Not long after lying down, Liu Ping fell asleep, and Yang Ming suddenly felt a gust of wind sweeping by.

Yang Ming was a spirit, knowing that the ghost was coming, and sure enough, there was a black shadow standing in front of Liu Ping's bed.

Then I saw her hand lift Liu Ping's shirt, and at this time, Liu Ping also raised her hands to touch her chest.

Yang Ming found out that Liu Ping did not have a hood, although the lights were not turned on in the room, but the moonlight outside the window shone into the room, and Yang Ming could still see the scene in the room.

The black shadow looked like a middle-aged ghost, Yang Ming thought to himself: Damn, it's still a pervert.

At this time, the black shadow was already fading Liu Ping's pants, Yang Ming couldn't stand it anymore, walked up to the black shadow, and patted the black shadow.

Yang Ming felt like patting him on a sponge, so he said, "Friend, where are you from?" ”

The pervert didn't pay attention to Yang Ming at all, and threw his hand back, Yang Ming felt a gust of yin wind blowing in his face, and couldn't help but take half a step back.

The pervert didn't even turn his face, and continued to fade Liu Ping's pants, Yang Ming turned on the light in the room at this time, and said, "Friend, who do you see who I am?" ”

Because Yang Ming once dreamed that he was Wenqu Xingjun in his previous life, when he was chasing out a ghost, he also asked the ghost, and the ghost also said that Yang Ming was Wenqu Xing, so he wanted to test this ghost again to see if he knew himself.

The pervert looked at Yang Ming, and suddenly knelt down in fright, Yang Ming said, "You know me?" ”

The ghost was "squeaking" in his mouth, but Yang Ming couldn't understand it, and Yang Ming thought to himself: Could it be that this ghost is speaking in a foreign dialect, or that he is just a dumb person and can't speak at all.

This can't communicate, Yang Ming is also a little anxious, he thought about it, and said, "Can you understand me?" If you can understand me, you can just nod your head. ”

The pervert nodded, meaning that he could understand Yang Ming's words, and Yang Ming thought to himself: It's good if you can understand.

Thinking of this, Yang Ming said: "You listen to me, don't come to harass her in the future, she is my friend, if you come to harass her again in the future, I will make your soul scattered, and you will never be able to live forever." ”

The dead ghost listened to Yang Ming's words, his face full of horror, but he still nodded.

Yang Ming asked, "Since you agree to leave, I'll give you a benefit, or I'll burn some money for you, right?" ”

The pervert didn't nod, seeing that he meant to be unhappy and ask for money, what did he want if he didn't want money? Yang Ming thought about it, he didn't want money, it must be sex.

Because men generally like money and sex, although some also yearn for power, but not everyone can get rights, so the average man still wants money and sex.

Yang Ming thought that he didn't want money, so how could he give him sex? He can't let this pervert sleep Liu Ping≡ he is not willing to sleep, how can he let a pervert sleep.

Yang Ming had an idea, and thought in his heart: Now that men can't find women, they all go to buy inflatable dolls, and this inflatable doll should also be useful for ghosts.

So Yang Ming asked: Why don't I go to Taobao to buy you an inflatable doll, do you want an inflatable doll?

The pervert suddenly became excited when he heard the inflatable doll, but immediately shook his head again, seeing that the pervert still shook his head, Yang Ming couldn't help but glared at the pervert, and said, "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, what do you want?" ”

The pervert saw that Yang Ming was angry, he trembled with fright, and hurriedly lowered his head, Yang Ming looked at his pitiful appearance, and couldn't bear to criticize him anymore.

Yang Ming suddenly thought that what the ghosts wanted was not the real thing, what they wanted was paper paste things, and they still needed to burn it, so he said with a smile: "I understand, you want a beautiful woman who is tied with paper, right?" ”

When the pervert heard that it was a paper beauty, he immediately nodded excitedly, Yang Ming sighed, and thought in his heart: I finally asked, knowing that he wanted a paper beauty.

Yang Ming continued: "Friend, what are your requirements for a papier-mâché beauty, do you want the daughter of an ordinary person or a movie star?" ”

The pervert looked at Yang Ming in a daze, but he didn't nod or shake his head. Yang Ming thought in his heart: He can't answer at all, so let's ask one by one.

So Yang Ming asked, "Friend, is the woman you like the daughter of the common people?" ”

Yang Ming saw that he didn't move, and then asked, "Do you like celebrities, such as actors, singers, or whatever?" ”

The pervert nodded, Yang Ming saw that he nodded, and asked happily: "Which star do you want, such as ......?"

When the pervert heard this, he shook his head.

Yang Ming continued to ask several questions, but none of them were needed by this pervert, Yang Ming thought to himself: I don't believe that I can't ask clearly.

Yang Ming thought in his heart: Since it really doesn't work, let's give him the TV on it. So Yang Ming smiled and said what: "How is the little swallow?" ”

The pervert shook his head.

Yang Ming continued to ask, "Mu Guiying? ”

The pervert shook his head anyway.

Yang Ming thought for a while and said, "White Lady, how is White Lady?" ”

When the pervert heard the white lady, he nodded happily, meaning that I want her.

Yang Ming said with a smile: "I finally know what you kid wants, then you can leave later, I will get this for you tomorrow, I will find a papermaker to tie you a white lady, and then burn some money for you, so that you will be satisfied." ”

The pervert nodded, and squeaked happily, Yang Ming continued: "What I said tomorrow will definitely be burned to you, I will burn it in this courtyard at eleven o'clock tomorrow night, and you can take it away when the time comes, you remember for me, never come to harass her again in the future, if you harass her again in the future, I will definitely not let you go." ”

The pervert nodded and stood up, bowed to Yang Ming, and then with a gust of gloomy wind, the pervert left the room and went out.

At this time, Liu Ping also woke up, in fact, she had woken up just now. She even saw Yang Ming talking to the pervert, but because Liu Ping was scared at that time, she didn't dare to move.

Liu Ping looked down and saw that her blouse didn't know when it was lifted, those two things were very big, she hurriedly put down her clothes and covered the two mountains that made men covetous.

Yang Ming also saw it just now, Liu Ping's breasts are really big, Yang Ming said with a smile: "It's okay, this pervert has left, I have already driven her away, and he will never come to harass you again in the future." ”