Chapter 126: Gaba ~ Gaba ~
Lao Bao lay on the bed, humming and chirping, full of regret: "Faint move, faint move, such a simple game, how can I ...... Alas, how good it would have been if I hadn't bought an official in the first place? What do you want at home, the concubine hugs, the little song listens, and the little wine is drunk......"
At this time, Xiaobei entered the house with a dinner plate, and Lao Bao sat up energetically.
Mo Xiaobei put the dinner plate on the table, "Hey, hey, hurry up and eat, and go on the road after eating." ”
Lao Bao saw that it was a little girl who delivered the food, and when he thought of the one last night, he couldn't help but be angry from his heart, and he was angry. But his legs and feet were a little unfavorable at the moment, and his eyes rolled and he was thinking about it.
I saw Master Bao immediately cover his elbows, pretending to be in pain, and moaned: "Oops, my arm hurts, I can't lift it, otherwise, you feed me?"
If he put aside the ordinary cute girl, maybe he will succeed, but who is Mo Xiaobei, the famous bear child, no one is convinced.
Sure enough, Mo Xiaobei turned his head directly: "I, I don't have that much spare time, do you like to eat!"
Lao Bao was not discouraged, and immediately took out a silver ticket from his arms with a smile, and tempted: "I have fifty taels of silver here, take it to buy candy to eat." ”
Xiaobei's eyes immediately lit up, and he went over to take the money......
According to Lao Bao's plan, as long as he can capture Xiaobei, he will have the initiative, and when the time comes, he will directly let them remove the guards, and then ask for a fast horse and prepare enough rations, then they can escape the clutches.
But Xiaobei has been seriously practiced, not only learned the small grappling skills with Xiao Guo, but also learned some acupoints from Lao Bai, and recently he was favored by Bai Sanniang, and even learned the ability to hit acupoints in the air. Although the little girl usually neglects to practice, fishing for three days and drying nets for two days, she can still cope with three or five little hooligans when she is idle. For Master Bao, who doesn't learn and has no skills, and is a third-level disabled Tu Feiyuan, is it still easy to catch?
So, Master Bao is tragic....
"Split the muscles and bones!"
"Ahh
Hearing Lao Bao's screams, everyone immediately rushed into the house, only to see Xiaobei twisting Lao Bao's arm with one hand and locking Lao Bao's throat with one hand, and the situation was extremely critical.
"Mo Xiaobei, let go, let go quickly, do you hear?"
"Shopkeeper, save me!"
Xiao Guo directly pulled it over and opened the shelf, "You don't talk nonsense with him, take it directly." ”
Seeing that Xiao Guo used his shocking palm, Xiao Bei sneered, and his subordinates strengthened, Chu Nan hurriedly dragged Xiao Guo back.
"Mo Xiaobei, I warn you, your behavior is very shameful, very special and extremely shameful!"
"Then isn't it shameful for him to sneak up on the head of Ben?"
Lao Bao was taken aback: "Palm?"
"This is the head of Mo Xiaobeimo of the Hengshan faction. Chu Nan solemnly introduced.
But Xiaobei still thought that Chu Nan's introduction was not detailed enough, and he added: "He is also the leader of the Wuyue Sword Sect, and the future successor of Wulin." ”
"Hey, he doesn't know martial arts, do you have a bit of humanity!"
"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and prepare a string of sugar gourds for me, the bigger the hawthorn, the better, the thicker the sugar coating, the better, and if you dare to rub it, I will tear up the ticket!"
At this time, the old bag was already out of breath.
"Quick, snap what she said to do ......"
The shopkeeper hurriedly ran out, and Xiaobei pushed the old bag forward, and the old bag was in pain directly on the bed. Xiaobei patted him on the shoulder, and Lao Bao cried out in pain.
"Pretend, pretend to be quite similar. ”
Lao Bai directly pulled Mo Xiaobei away, "Go to the side, I'll take a look...... It's not pretended, and the arm is dislocated. ”
Xiao Guo volunteered and came over with a smile: "What are you afraid of dislocation, I'll come, I'll come." With that, he got started.
"It's okay, it's okay, bear with it, let Xiao Guo show you. ”
"I'll see, don't move, relax......"
Suddenly, Xiao Guo used both hands to send his arms up, only to hear a gaba sound, and Lao Bao let out a scream like killing a pig.
"Ah~~"
"Okay, I'll take a look......" The boss stepped forward to check and couldn't help complaining: "What kind of craftsmanship, it's crooked." ”
"Crooked? ”
"No, no, no!"
Lao Bao was terrified, and the pain just now was unforgettable.
"Yes, you are polite to me. ”
After speaking, Xiao Guo directly unloaded Lao Bao's arm again, Gaba, Lao Bao screamed again.
"Don't howl, bear with me, I'll put it back on for you. ”
With a gaba sound, Lao Bao screamed again.
Xiao Guo clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Okay." ”
"I'll see, I'll see...... Damn, it's crooked again!"
At this time, Chu Nan and Xiaobei next to him were already laughing, and the guards wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, as if they were worried about something.
"How long are your arms, don't move, don't move......"
Gaba ~ Gaba ~ Gaba ~
Every time he gaba, Lao Bao screamed.
"Endure, endure, endure......"
Lao Bao's painful cry turned into a whimper, and I saw that his teeth were locked, his face was red, and the green tendons on his forehead burst out.
What does it mean to get pain into the bone marrow?
That's it!
In the end, the sweaty old bag fainted in pain.
Xiao Guo stretched out his arms and legs beside him, as if he had done a lot of work.
Lao Bai checked again, "Oh, it's okay this time, it's finally the same as this arm." Then the old vernacular turned around: "But the periosteum has been injured, and you have to rest for a while, otherwise it is easy to fall into the root of the disease." ”
When the Zhan guards heard this, they were a little anxious, but his task was time-limited.
"How long is he going to rest?"
"It will take three or five days, right?"
"Is it three days, or five days?"
Lao Bai was dumbfounded.
At this time, Wushuang, who had already secretly had feelings for the Zhan guards, stood up: "It's all about the same, don't be in a hurry to leave first, wait for him to recover!"
"Hey...... It seems that this is the only way to go. ”
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In the backyard, Zhan's guards were fetching water and washing clothes, and Wushuang rushed out of the back room.
"Let me come, let me come!"
Zhan guards were embarrassed, and quickly refused: "Don't don't, I'll wash it myself, wash it myself." ”
During the pull, the two looked at each other, and the situation was a little embarrassing and ambiguous.
"That is a guest from afar, this little thing, you can do it yourself, I will wash, I will wash. ”
Seeing that he couldn't screw her, the Zhan guards took the initiative to spread the laundry basin and sat down on the edge of the well.
"How long have you been fishing?"
"As of today, exactly three days, what about you?"
"No more, no less, ten years. ”
"Ten years?! You're really my old-timer. I'll learn from you in the future. ”
The Zhan guard continued to ask, "What weapons do you like to use?"
"Knives. As he spoke, Wushuang raised his saber, but put it down again in an instant, and said abruptly: "But I don't know how to use it, so I will take it out to scare and scare people." ”
The guards didn't laugh at her, but took out a pair of Emei thorns from their sleeves.
"Then you can use this, this is called Emei thorn, this is my sister's use...."While saying, he gestured twice, "Light and flexible, it can be said that the power is not small, it is very suitable for girls, give it to you." ”
"That's embarrassing......"
Although Wushuang said that he was embarrassed, he was not slow in his hand, so he hurriedly wiped his hand and took it.
"Show seniors, I ......"
"Don't call me senior, call me Zhantang, okay, you call?"
"My name is Mushuang ......"
And just when the two of them were talking to each other, the shopkeeper who was peeping next to him, Chu Nan, and Lao Bai had already laughed tacitly.