Chapter 155: Soul Bell
People are really unlucky, drink cold water, stuff their teeth, good high-speed Pingchuan, the car breaks down here. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info small glitches are also forgotten, but I also met the corpse chaser, that's it, but the carriage is still carrying the corpse, but the corpse swayed with the rhythm! Gong Xu is really drunk......
glanced at Lao Fu's appearance, and it was estimated that he would not get out of the car if he was killed. Gong Xu felt irritable for a while, pushed the door and got out of the car, jumped outside the guardrail, and walked towards the oncoming Taoist priest and the strange team.
Jingle bell ...... "The dead return home, and the living do not enter." The Taoist priest glanced at Gong Xu, and began to chant in his mouth.
"Stop, don't shake it, isn't it noisy in the middle of the night?" Gong Xu felt sorry for the ancient corpses in the carriage, and he didn't give a good face to the Taoist priest.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, please stop, don't approach the living." The Taoist priest sang, but the bell in his hand did not stop.
"Alas, I'll go, talk to you......" Gong Xu took half a step forward and stopped.
The Taoist priest squeezed his eyebrows and said to Gong Xu: "If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you." ”
Gong Xu is so angry, this Taoist priest has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, his face is white and beardless, looking at that age, he is in his twenties, but he speaks in an old-fashioned tone, and most importantly, Gong Xu's feet are soft, sticky, slippery, and smelly, and he actually stepped on a big lump......
"I'm not in a good mood, I tell you, I'm scared of myself when I start a fire." Gong Xu threatened the Taoist priest with a black face.
"Joke, I kindly remind you that if you don't listen, you will step on a big lump of poop and take care of my bird business." The Taoist priest shook the bell, and the row of sacks behind him jumped closer in unison.
"If you continue to shake like this, everything in my car will be damaged, can you afford it!" Gong Xu finally became anxious, Gong Xu could hear the sound of the car crashing more than ten meters away from the car.
"Hmph, this is a soul-attracting bell in the hand of the poor Dao, leading to the return of a deceased, you people have lost their conscience in order to make money, you know what is in the car. If it weren't for the soul of the deceased, how could they be attracted by my soul-attracting bell? The Taoist priest shook his robe, very disdainful of Gong Xu, listening to his tone, he deliberately attracted the corpse.
"This fellow Daoist, I think you have misunderstood, we are transporting ancient corpses, not killing people and overselling goods." When Gong Xu saw this, he was actually a hot-blooded young man, righteous and awe-inspiring, and couldn't help blushing, Gong Xu has always admired people with a sense of justice. If everyone has a greater sense of responsibility and justice, then how can there be so many dirty things in this world?
"Hmph, that's a nice thing to say, take a look at the death certificate?" The Taoist priest's face was full of suspicion.
"Holy!" Gong Xu burst into a foul mouth, this Nima said that it was an ancient corpse, where to get a death certificate?
"Hmph, you can't take it out, can you? I know that you have a problem, look at your unlucky face, and when you meet Dao Ye and me today, you will honestly admit it. The Taoist priest is going to shake the bell again.
"Stop, stop, the government approval is in the cab, don't shake it, that ancient corpse is very precious. Will you come with me, or will I show it to you? "Gong Xu is really afraid of him, to be precise, he is afraid of his bell.
"Huh." The Taoist priest let out a sneer from his nostrils and said, "Come with you, and you can join forces to deal with me, right?" If you were to go back and get it alone, or if your comrades sent it, you would bring weapons against me, wouldn't you? When it comes to beauty, you have been seen through by me. There is only one truth, you are murderers! ”
Gong Xu's worship, it's a pity that this TMD doesn't write mystery novels, Gong Xu asked speechlessly: "Detective Conan's die-hard fan." ”
The Taoist priest nodded happily and said, "Yes!" ”
"But your sister!" Gong Xu said angrily: "Have you watched the episode of the case where a pig hit a tree and died unjustly?" ”
The Taoist priest was furious: "You can insult my personality, but you can't insult my IQ, there is no episode at all, I chased it from beginning to end." ”
Gong Xu sighed deeply, he was not on the same channel at all, and said helplessly: "I'm sorry, I insulted the pig." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, if you don't tie your hands and catch it, do you want my gods of wealth to do it themselves?" The Taoist priest jingle the bell shook sharply, and the coarse sacks behind him quickly jumped into a semicircle, faintly surrounding Gong Xu in it, and a pair of stiff arms stretched out, revealing a pair of miserable white hands.
"Do you have a helper? Wangcai, on! Gong Xu was furious.
"Wang!" The void beast lying on Gong Xu's shoulder didn't open his eyes, and screamed perfunctorily.
Unexpectedly, it was such a not very loud voice, and the Taoist priest's movements suddenly stopped. What is the corpse chaser most afraid of? The first is sunshine, and the second is dogs. Not to mention the corpse chaser, even the corpse demon is afraid of dogs, and how many people with meat and bones are not afraid of dogs?
The slap-sized puppy on Gong Xu's shoulder obviously didn't have much lethality, but the Taoist priest felt sorry for the corpse, how could he explain it to his employer if he was really bitten. God of Wealth, God of Wealth, that's all money.
The Taoist priest pinned the hem of the robe to his waist, put the bell away, put on a standard posture of Huang Feihong and said: "Today, I don't bully more or less, do you dare to fight with me for 300 rounds?" ”
Gong Xuchou, why does this Taoist priest have such a sense of justice and be so pestering? Do it, do it, are you afraid that he won't succeed? Gong Xu casually picked up the virtual beast on his shoulder and threw it back, and the virtual beast screamed "woo" and fell into the grass with a parabola.
"It's good, there's a kind, let you see how good I am at decent martial arts, eat my move, monkey pick peaches!" The Taoist priest rushed over as soon as he was short.
"Shadowless Feet!" Gong Xu kicked the Taoist priest in the face.
"Oh, it's so despicable, and it still has toxin damage." The Taoist priest hurriedly stepped back, stretched out his hand and wiped it on his face, it was slimy and smelly, Gong Xu stepped on a big lump just now.
"Hahahaha, you know how good I'm doing, right?" Gong Xu pinched his waist and laughed proudly.
Lao Fu was lying on the window, the carriage behind him finally stopped, and before he could put his heart down, the onmyoji and the Taoist priest outside were fighting together again, looking at Gong Xu as if he had taken some big advantage.
"Cleansing Charm!" The Taoist priest is still a little genuine, took out a yellow paper talisman from his sleeve and shook it in the wind, and a blue light bathed the Taoist priest in it, and then looked at the Taoist priest's face and hands, clean and clean, as if he had just taken a bath.
"Good stuff!" Gong Xu's eyes lit up, this thing seemed to have taught him, but it was obviously not something that he could imitate by twisting a "Gong" character. (To be continued.) )