Xia Fei didn't expect that he would see this fat man in the hospital, and he was a little curious for a while. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Because it stands to reason that this fat man made such a big noise, he should have been hiding a long time ago to avoid the wind!

But looking at his leisurely appearance, where does he look like a wanted criminal who has committed something?

Therefore, Xia Fei was very curious and wanted to find out where this fat man got the courage and confidence.

So, he quietly walked over and hung up the number of the physical examination, and then lined up behind the fat man, wanting to see what the hell the fat man was doing.

After the physical examination of several indicators, because there were more meetings between waiting in line, Xia Fei and the fat man were also familiar with each other. Xia Fei pretended to be casual and asked, "Hey, fatty, are you doing a routine physical examination?" Or did you feel unwell before you came to check it out? ”

The fat man glanced at Xia Fei vigilantly, and soon said with a smile: "Routine checkup, I've been a little fat lately, so I want to see if there's anything wrong with my body!" ”

Fat your sister! Can you call yourself fat?

a chicken, you're clearly really fat!

Xia Fei saw that the fat man was quite alert, so he didn't inquire again, but just followed the fat man through the whole physical examination, and then inadvertently glanced at the name and ID number on the fat man's physical examination report.

Then, when the results of the physical examination were about to come out, he quietly poked the fat man's waist and eyes. The fat man couldn't hold back a little and quickly ran to the toilet.

Xia Fei took the opportunity to run to the automatic printer to print the fat man's physical examination report, and then took the physical examination report to the doctor.

After the doctor took the physical examination report, he lowered his head and looked at it carefully for a while and said, "Well, your body is fine, there is no big problem, but you are a little high in blood lipids and high in uric acid...... However, for plastic surgery, these are not too big of a problem! You go and get ready for the inpatient surgery, and I'll arrange for you to be inpatient for tonight......"

Dwarf!! it!! This dead fat man came to the hospital, it turned out that he wanted plastic surgery!

Paralyzed, this fat man's head is very good!

After the plastic surgery, even if he swaggers out, no one will be able to recognize him as the original fat man! Of course, this has to be someone in a key position in the police station, otherwise once his plastic surgery record is checked, it will still be easy to be exposed!

Xia Fei sneered in his heart: If you want to escape punishment in this way, how is this possible? Since I was met here! That's just God opening his eyes and wanting to punish this dead fat man with his own hands!

He left the doctor's office and went outside to a chair and waited patiently for a few moments. After a while, the fat man walked out, sweating profusely, and his steps were obviously a little weak.

Xia Fei took the opportunity to walk over, helped the fat man and said, "Your body is indeed a little weak!" It's just a trip to the toilet, why do you have weak legs? ”

The fat man smiled bitterly: "I don't know what's going on, maybe it's a bad stomach!" ”

"It's been winter and spring lately, and people may not get gastroenteritis very easily, but pigs are still very susceptible to gastroenteritis - you have to be careful!"

The fat man's face was green at that time!

I'm careful of your sister! You're a pig! You're getting gastroenteritis!

Xia Fei didn't seem to notice the fat man's face at all, and while supporting him, he used a silver needle to pierce the fat man's neck and the acupuncture points on the back of his head: "Don't believe it!" Let me tell you, there used to be a fat man in our village, who was fine, but I don't know what I did, and one day I suddenly started to have diarrhea, and I pulled and pulled, and I pulled out my intestines in three days......"

it!! Are you finished? Paralyzed, what did you do wrongly!

The fat man was about to scold, but suddenly found that his stomach hurt, and his legs were clamped involuntarily, so he naturally didn't care about scolding!

"Quick, help me to the toilet, I'm going to pull ...... again"

Xia Fei helped him to walk in the direction of the toilet again, and said as he walked: "Did you say that the fat man in our village was unlucky?" Everyone else is just, but that fat man pulled himself to death! They all said don't do bad things, a good fat man, but inexplicably he became a dead fat man! ”

You're paralyzed! Are you pointing at the monk and scolding the bald man?

The fat man was completely annoyed and said angrily: "What's the matter with you? A dead fat man, a dead fat man? Did Lao Tzu pick up your ancestral grave, or did he your sister? Underwhelming, huh? ”

Xia Fei pursed his lips, let go of the fat man, and said unhappily: "I helped you kindly, why are you still scolding people?" It's really kind and not reciprocated, forget it, I'm too lazy to care about you! ”

The people next to him also felt that the fat man was a little too much, and they all pointed behind their backs!

Fat man, this is called a gas!

But he didn't have the heart to explain to others, because he felt that a surging tide was being used towards the position of the chrysanthemum, he hurriedly ran to the toilet, but after taking a step, he felt that the sphincter was out of control!

Cracking sound! Bang!

Splinters! Rumble!

In the blink of an eye, bursts of foul odor wafted from the fat man......

Everyone couldn't help but cover their noses and looked at the fat man with disgust.

The fat man was angry and ashamed, but suddenly he realized that something was wrong, because he felt that his bodily functions seemed to fade in an instant...... At this time, more and more people came to watch him, but no one came to help him.

A moment later, a little nurse shouted, "Doctor! Oh no, there's a patient here bleeding profusely...... Come on! ”

The fat man looked at his lower body, and at this time, he was horrified to find that all the pants on his lower body were dyed red! The blood was running down his trouser legs, a stain the size of a basin had opened under his feet, and it was still spreading outward!

"How...... How could it be...... Such? The fat man shouted in fear, "Help...... Save ......"

Xia Fei sighed not far away and said, "Look at it, I'll just say it, people must not do bad things!" Don't think that after doing something bad, the whole Rong won't be able to recognize you! If God wants your life, even if you don't have plastic surgery, when it's time to become a dead fat man, you will always become a dead fat man! ”

"It's you......" the fat man understood completely, "it's you who hurt me!" For...... Why ......"

Xia Fei rolled his eyes, glanced at the people around him and said, "Don't frame me!" I just kindly helped you just now, and everyone around you can testify! ”

The people next to him nodded and said, "Yes!" It's time for you to stop blaming others! This young man is very good, just now I saw that your legs were weak and I helped you, how can you blame him so indiscriminately? ”

The fat man gritted his teeth, his eyes showed a fierce look, and he stared at Xia Fei and said, "What the hell are you...... What the...... Person? ”

"I'm not a bad person! My name is Xia Fei, Summer of Summer, Flying ......"

"Summer ...... Flying ......" The fat man suddenly realized, and his eyes gradually became desperate, "I see......"

At this time, the doctors rushed over with the mobile bed, and when they were about to send the fat man to the emergency operating room, the fat man suddenly fell to the ground on his back, with a "bang", and fell to the ground, a pair of eyes as big as a copper bell, a typical death!