242. Cats and Stuffed Cats and Stealing Cats: Funny What

Seeing Bismarck's saliva swallowing with relish from time to time, Sun Wen shrugged and smiled at her: "I'm kidding!" As he spoke, he wiped his hand that had been licked clean by the ginger, ignored the sticky cry of the ginger holding his arm, grabbed a little shredded squid from his pocket with his backhand and handed it to Bismarck, "This is what I put in my pocket in the morning, if it's not too dirty, can I taste it?" ”

Bismarck nodded again and again, she stretched out her hands and held Sun Wen's palm, buried her head like a cat, ate the squid shreds in the other party's palm into her mouth, and licked Sun Wen's palm a few times before raising her head.

"Hmm, this one is delicious!" The two handfuls of hair on the top of his head shook and Bismarck, who was talking while chewing, was completely incomparable to Hood, who looked elegant and noble, but Sun Wen happily reached out and stroked her hair after wiping his hands.

The shaky ears are indeed hair, without cochlea or soft flesh, but flexible like real ears. Bismarck, who took a handful of squid shreds from Sun Wen's pocket and held them in his hands and shared them with the three cats, was more like a large pet than usual, and his petting was neither the usual seriousness nor the unique shyness of a girl, but a simple intimacy.

Touching the short hair on Bismarck's head and watching her eat shredded squid seriously with watery eyes, Sun Wen put down his hand and patted her back with a smile and proposed: "Bismarck, if you like to eat fish, how about we eat braised fish at noon?" ”

"Sir, can you eat steamed fish if you can?" Bismarck's ears stood high above her head, and her chewing movements stopped, and she apologized as if she thought that she should not have made so many demands as a subordinate, and said, "I'm sorry sir, I'll eat whatever you do." ”

"Really?" Sun Wen took out his pocket for a while, took out the last few squid shreds from it, and swung them up and down a few times, looking at the one person and three cats who seemed to be addicted to eating subconsciously turning their heads with the movements of their hands, he couldn't help but smile and put the last bit of squid shreds into his mouth.

"The taste is actually average, is it? Is it because of the addition of catnip? Sun Wen muttered while chewing, then picked up the fish cake that was closer to him, and then nodded its fleshy nose and smiled and said to Bismarck next to him: "Okay, eat steamed fish today, and each of you will have a fish tail to eat later!" ”

"Meow?" Listening to the four neat cat meows in his ears, Sun Wen suddenly felt that something was wrong, he thought for a while before he turned his head to look at Bismarck and asked, "Bismarck, did you say anything just now?" ”

"Sir, I didn't say anything." Bismarck saluted properly, then abruptly turned his head away and repeated, "I didn't say anything." ”

"Huh?" Sun Wen scratched his head, he felt that he must have heard it correctly before, he looked at Bismarck, whose face was getting more and more ruddy, and he was scratching his hair with his fists from time to time, thought for a while, and then reached out and touched the other party's forehead in some surprise and asked: "I said Bismarck, you won't be drunk eating catnip, right?" You're a ship girl, not a cat girl! Seeing Bismarck giggle dizzily, Sun Wen shook her vigorously with a headache, "Hey! Bismarck, don't be like London, sober up! ”

"Meow~The chief's hands are so comfortable~" Bismarck seemed to be really drunk, and even spoke like a cat, and took the initiative to lean on Sun Wen's body, turning his head, and kept rubbing Sun Wen's neck and shoulders against a pair of soft ears on his head.

Just as Sun Wen was sitting there sighing helplessly and not knowing what to do, Hu Deluo interrupted his thinking with an anxious voice, "Where are you ginger and fish cakes?" ”

"They're with me!" Sun Wen got up and shouted down as he spoke, "Come up in the morning if you don't have anything to do, right?" There is something just like to help from myself. Don't worry, it's a counterattack today, you don't have to hide in the room......" Before Sun Wen finished speaking, he was caught back by Bismarck and used as a toy and a cat's paw board.

"Who said I was afraid of her? I am the master, she is the servant, how can I be afraid of prestige! With a loud but unconfident denial as if his heart was weak, Hood stepped forward with heavy steps.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Hood got up the gangway and saw Bismarck, who usually looked like an armor plate, smelly and hard, holding three cats and leaning on Sun Wen as if he had no bones. Bismarck's actions at this time made Hood even more sure that it was the guy in front of him who deliberately took advantage of his absence to tempt her commander!

"Humph! Just Bismarck, what are you doing? Do you have any shame? At this time, Hood didn't even care about the cat, and the loose sweetheart collar sweater shook sharply with her steps, not at all graceful as before, "I'll talk to you!" Hurry up, Bismarck! ”

"Meow?" Bismarck turned her head in a daze, she looked at Hood and laughed stupidly, then picked up her black cat, Oscar, and said to Hood, "Fish cake told me that you spilled the soup on her in the morning and didn't lick it." Saying that, Bismarck turned to himself with Oscar in his hand, "You will come with me after the fish cake, I will let Oscar help you lick your hair, and you will be comfortable all day long!" ”

With Bismarck's words, the fish cake that was still lying in his arms licking the flesh immediately meowed and crawled onto Bismarck's body, Sun Wen was simply stunned by Bismarck's ability to communicate with cats, he looked at Bismarck, who was holding two black cats lying on his lap and kept rubbing around, and looked up with a helpless smile and asked Hood, who was also shocked: "Hood, cats eat too much catnip, is there any way to make them get better quickly?" ”

"Commander, why are you asking me? How could I possibly know? ”

Hood's straightforward rhetorical question made Sun Wen confused, he touched Bismarck's hair and listened to her throat purring, and then sorted out his thoughts before asking Hood again: "Don't you have two cats?" Don't you know how to make a cat that eats too much catnip better? ”

"I never give ginger and fish cakes any mess!" Hood said and walked over to carefully look at Bismarck, who was still rubbing Sun Wen's thigh like a cat, and then pinched his chin and thought for a while before blushing slightly and asked softly, "She can't be in heat, right?" When ginger and fish cakes are in heat, they rub against my chest like this, and they always meow. ”

"Heat!" Sun Wen stood up suddenly, watching Bismarck fall to the ground by his sudden movements, Bismarck stuck up again, hugged his thighs and kept rubbing, Sun Wen's face was also red, he leaned slightly sideways, trying his best not to let Bismarck's face touch the sensitive position, and then asked the experienced "Old Siji" Hood in his eyes like a thief: "Then what should I do?" It's amazing to ......."

"Don't say it!" Hood said and rushed up to cover Sun Wen's mouth, she blushed and looked left and right before letting go of Sun Wen, "Commander, how can you say such a nasty thing to a lady?" ”

"I mean to let ...... or not"

"You still say!" Hood gagged Sun Wen again, she looked down at her brown leather shoes, and shook her head shyly, "Even if you want to do this kind of thing, don't do it with that Bismarck...... Aren't there still a good lady in front of you? As long as you romantically propose and propose......"

"I mean, if you want to let the prestige come and see!" Glaring at Hood angrily, Sun Wen bent down and helped Bismarck up, seeing that the other party took advantage of the situation and wrapped around his waist and began to rub his stomach, he sighed helplessly and looked at Hood's whole face as ruddy as if it was steaming, "What are you thinking!" Even if you do, I don't want to have a big cat stuck to me when I propose! ”

"Yikes! Who's going to agree to your marriage proposal! Hearing Sun Wen's words, Hu De immediately pushed back and kept waving his hands, "You are not allowed to tell others about this matter in the future, and you are not allowed to think about it yourself!" Absolutely not! ”

"Okay, okay, I don't want to do it, do I?" Sun Wen raised his eyebrows and touched Bismarck, who seemed to have calmed down a little, before continuing, "Let's talk about it now?" How else to deal with our big cat? There really can't be only one way to alleviate a cat's heat, right? ”

"Commander, you pervert! To say such a thing to me! ”

"I ......" When the helpless Sun Wen was shaking his head and didn't know how to chat with Hood, who was so shy that he had completely lost his mind, Bismarck let go of Sun Wen and stood up straight: "Sir, if you need to mate, I am willing to accept this order." Rao Bismarck couldn't help but blush when he said this.

And Sun Wen's first reaction when he heard Bismarck's words was not embarrassment or emotion, but surprise, "How are you?" After seeing Bismarck nodding to himself, Sun Wencai continued to ask, "What happened just now?" ”

"I'm on catnip...... Allergic. Bismarck hesitated to say the word allergy, then turned his head away from Sun Wen's gaze and continued, "This symptom will only last ten to fifteen minutes and will not have sequelae and addiction like ordinary analgesics, I have also used it when I was injured in a sortie before, so please rest assured, sir." ”

"Okay...... Sun Wen nodded, "It's okay." ”

"Thank you, sir." After Bismarck saluted, he stood up and asked Sun Wen solemnly, "Do I still need to mate with you now?" ”

"Ahem, ahem!" Sun Wen choked on his own saliva and couldn't speak, but Hood couldn't hold back his anger for a long time: "Bismarck also wants to sneak away? You dream! ”

"Humph!"

"What are you humming?" Hood said and rushed over, she saw that the three cats were still circling Bismarck, and said angrily about her cats, "Ginger, fish cakes, how can you join the enemy!" What's so good about that mere Bismarck! ”

"Alright, alright!" Seeing that the scene of daily mutual strife seemed to be coming again, Sun Wen hurriedly waved his hand and interjected, "Bismarck, come and help me cook!" He said and looked at Hood again, "Can Hood wait for the lunch arrangement to trouble you?" ”

"Of course no problem!"