Chapter 6 I don't fall in love with scumbags
Chapter 6: I don't fall in love with a scumbag
Zhang Ling was a little skeptical, was Yu Mei really a high school Chinese teacher? After reading such a poem, she could not only easily explain it, but also tell the source of the poem.
The reason why Zhang Ling was able to read it out was purely because of the effect of "fresh memory".
This poem can't be used in Chinese textbooks, and Yu Mei naturally can't prepare for class. But when he opened his mouth at this time, he was even more handsome than he was just now.
Could it be that when she was young, she had a soft spot for this song "The Evil One"? and even used it to write love letters to boys?
Zhang Ling guessed wildly, and Yu Mei then explained to her classmates, "It's better to forget each other in the rivers and lakes"!
This sentence comes from "Zhuangzi, Inner Chapter, Great Master": The spring is dry, the fish are on land, the wet is wet, and the foam is wet, it is better to forget each other in the rivers and lakes. Yu is greedy for life and afraid of death, it is better to forget about nature. and "Zhuangzi, Outer Chapters, Heavenly Fortune" Yu Xiaohui is related, it is better to forget each other in the chaos, each has fun, and it is not a matter of benevolence and righteousness!"
There is another explanation for this, to the effect that after the spring dried up, the two fish did not leave in time, and finally became trapped in a small depression on the land, and in order to survive, the two small fish foamed at each other to wet each other. Such a scene may be touching, but such a living environment is not normal, or even helpless. Ideally, the sea will eventually flood and the two fish will return to their own world. In the end, they forgot about each other. In the most suitable place for yourself, live happily, forget each other, and forget the life that is in love with each other. ”
Yu Mei spoke affectionately, and the students in the audience listened attentively, even some scumbags listened very seriously.
The reason why this is the case is that Yu Mei's class is good on the one hand, but I am afraid that I am more attracted by Zhang Ling's words just now.
Zhang Ling just let them know that it is possible to say this when praising a handsome guy, and the confession to the person he likes can also be so stylish, and he is so literary and artistic.
You can use these poems yourself! Both men and women can use them.
The gentleman is unique in the world, and girls can use it. If a boy wants to use it, just change the gentleman to a lady. When Mr. Yu translated, didn't he directly translate the gentleman into you? The gentleman refers to a man, so the lady is naturally only a woman.
The lady is unparalleled in the world, and the stranger is like jade.
With a face like white jade, it is naturally more suitable to describe a girl!
As for the song "Upper Evil", the sentence "It is better to forget each other in the rivers and lakes", it is okay to use it on both men and women
In high school, most of them are still shy, a period when they like to write love letters to express their love. The face-to-face confession is still a little red-faced and red-eared, and it is difficult to speak.
And writing a love letter is much more difficult than writing an essay.
The composition can make up the number of words, but it can be perfunctory. But love letters can't!
Essays can be done without care, but love letters can't.
How to write a love letter is undoubtedly a big problem that plagues everyone, but Zhang Ling's few words undoubtedly open a door for people.
It turns out that love letters can still be written like this!
Zhang Ling had to sigh that at this flower-like age, everyone has a heart to pretend to be forced.
"Xiaoling, you are so amazing!"
After class, Yu Mei walked out of the classroom, and Lin Yu hurriedly said to Zhang Ling, her tone full of admiration.
"You believe it!" Zhang Ling smiled and said.
"I think you're saying it very well! I think that in the future, whether a boy or a girl writes a love letter, they will definitely use the poems you just said. Writing love letters with poetry is so romantic. Lin Yu said with a smile.
"Are you talking about someone else or yourself!" Zhang Ling said with a smile.
When Lin Yu heard this, his face suddenly turned red.
"Hey!" Zhang Ling patted Lin Yu's shoulder, sighed, and said, "Are you sure that if you write like that, the other party can see and understand?"
When Lin Yu heard this, he was stunned for a moment! Yes, what if he wrote some poems and the other party couldn't understand them? What else did that mean? If he understood them, what if he didn't agree? That wasn't very embarrassing! If he didn't agree to write some poems, he could comfort himself that he didn't understand them.
It's good to express yourself, so why care about the other person's reaction?
Lin Yu thought about it wildly, she was afraid that the other party would understand, and she was afraid that the other party would not understand, and she was also afraid that the other party would refuse. It's a very ambivalent mentality.
"Love letters, love letters, love letters, love but not books! If he doesn't have feelings for you, no matter how well he writes love letters, it won't help. Zhang Ling concluded.
"Hey, poor baby!" Zhang Ling looked at Lin Yu's tangled expression, then touched her head, and said, "I haven't even met the object of writing a love letter, and I'm already struggling with how to write a love letter!"
"This is called being prepared!" Lin Yu opened Zhang Ling's hand, tilted his head and said, "Haven't you also thought about it, otherwise what you just said is so good." ”
"Do I need to figure out how to write a love letter?" Zhang Ling said disdainfully, "Brother, ah no! Sister, she is naturally beautiful, beautiful and extraordinary, and her charm is endless, and she can't accept love letters, do you still need to write them?"
"Xiaoling, you are so narcissistic!" Lin Yu chuckled when he heard this, covered his mouth and said.
"What narcissism! I'll prove it to you!" Zhang Ling said as she lifted the collar of a boy sitting behind her, and then asked, "Is my sister pretty?"
That vicious tone, coupled with her fierce eyes, was Chi Guoguo's threat. The boy with the collar was sure that if he said she wasn't pretty, he might be beaten up right away.
Violent Female... God, as it is, lives up to its name.
"Drifting, pretty!"
The boy was dumbfounded, then stammered. His heart was beating fast and his face was red like a monkey's ass.
"Look!" Zhang Ling put down the boy's collar and looked at Lin Yu with a triumphant expression.
Lin Yu was also stunned just now, and immediately came back to his senses after listening to Zhang Ling's words, looked at the whole class looking at Zhang Ling with strange eyes, and then pulled the corner of Zhang Ling's clothes, and said in a low voice: "Xiaoling, can't you be a lady?"
Zhang Ling also noticed the weirdness in the eyes of the classmates around her, smiled awkwardly, and buried her head. Fortunately, the class bell rang at this time, breaking the atmosphere in the classroom.
In the second math class, the math teacher walked in with the bell ringing.
The math teacher was in his fifties, not tall, and somewhat thin, but the most impressive thing was his bald head. He introduced himself as Gu Xuehai, and then started to take classes.
At the end of the second class, the school used the recess exercise time to do a simple opening ceremony, what the leader said on it, Zhang Ling didn't pay attention, her mind no longer knew where it went.
Back in the classroom, Lin Yu smiled and quietly handed over a folded piece of stationery. Zhang Ling was stunned and looked at her suspiciously.
"Yours, love letter!" Lin Yu whispered.
"For me?" Zhang Ling suddenly became curious, and then opened it.
There is actually a little boy who writes a love letter to himself, and he is a little excited to think about it. When Zhang Lin was a student, he wrote love letters to girls, but he really never received a love letter.
Zhang Ling seems to often receive love letters. Hey, being a girl is different!
"I'll go! Such an ugly word, I'm embarrassed to write a love letter!" Zhang Ling glanced at it and immediately complained. The little excitement that had just flashed in my heart disappeared immediately.
That love letter is not of any level, and a little boy of this age wants him to write a love letter with deep meaning and literary style, that is extravagance. It's nothing more than liking you at first sight, I can't forget you, my mind is full of you, I hope you can be my girlfriend, if you become my girlfriend, how will I be.
"Do you have a red pen?" asked Zhang Ling.
"Yes!" Lin Yu was puzzled, but still handed the red pen to Zhang Ling.
Zhang Ling picked up the pen and drew a few crosses on the love letter, and then wrote another word next to the cross.
"Help me return it, just say I've read it, and I've corrected the typos in him for him. Zhang Ling folded the love letter back, handed it back to Lin Yu, and said.
"What?" Lin Yu was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile, "He wrote you a love letter, and he didn't ask you to correct typos for him!"
"Even the love letters written have typos, and there is more than one. Writing love letters is not serious, do you think he will be serious about your feelings?" Zhang Ling rolled her eyes, and then found a reason to think she was impeccable.
When Lin Yu heard it, it seemed to make sense. He doesn't take love letters seriously, and you expect him to be serious about your feelings? But she felt like something was wrong. Is it really right to write love letters and use typos to judge whether people's feelings are not serious?
However, Lin Yu didn't ask any more questions, she knew that Zhang Ling refused.
"Wouldn't it be too cruel to refuse like this?" Lin Yu asked, seemingly a little unbearable.
"Long pain is better than short pain! If it really hits him, it proves that he is too fragile and too poor to bear it. If it can stimulate the painful change of the past, it may not be that he will be able to take a few more points in the language test in the future!" Zhang Ling said, "This move is very good." ”
If you are afraid of hurting the other party's ambiguity, I am afraid that you will end up hurting more deeply, and you may be hurt by mistake.
Zhang Ling's appearance is definitely one of the best in the class, and even in the entire school.
This love letter is just the beginning.
shyly asked Lin Yu to pass on the love letter, and the bold one directly stuffed the love letter into Zhang Ling's drawer and put it on her table, and directly stuffed it into her hand, turned around and ran away.
In just one day, Zhang Ling received seven or eight love letters. There are freshmen in high school, there are sophomores in high school, and the only thing to be thankful for is that there are no junior years in high school. Perhaps, they are busy sprinting for the college entrance examination.
Zhang Ling was also curious from the beginning, and some small agitation gradually became numb, and even became a little impatient. And there are still people who directly use what she said in Chinese class, and they are very inappropriate!
I've endured typos, I've endured sentences that don't make sense, and I've endured sick sentences or something.
But why are all little boys writing love letters to themselves, and there is no little Lori!
Zhang Ling forgot that she was a girl now. The love letters received were naturally written by boys.
No matter how handsome and excellent that boy is, I'm afraid it will be difficult to make Zhang Ling's heart move.
Zhang Ling looked at the boy who stopped herself downstairs in the dormitory, and had to admit that this boy was indeed handsome, and his appearance and temperament exuded irresistible charm, this is a person who fascinates girls. It's a pity that Zhang Ling, who has a straight male cancer heart, how could he be interested in him.
This person is also the first person to want her to confess in person, and his courage is commendable.
"I never fall in love with a scumbag who scores less than 150 points in the Chinese exam!"
Zhang Ling dropped such a sentence, pulled Lin Yu and entered the girls' dormitory building.