Regarding Curry's live broadcast in India, the Indian government really hates itchy, and it can't wait to kill him quickly!

Thinking that they had praised Curry's "Into India" live broadcast and hyped up this live broadcast, the Indian government official was even darker. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

If it weren't for the praise of the Indian government and vigorous promotion, Curry's walk into the toilet in India, no, the live broadcast program in India would not be so popular!

At the beginning, the Indian official media was just to rub off on a wave of popularity, and with the help of Curry's entry into India, to improve India's positive image.

If you want people to mention India, the first thing they feel is that the Buddhist culture is long-standing, it is an artistic treasure, and it is a mysterious heritage......

But I don't want to, the style of painting has become too fast, and I directly pit myself, and I'm miserable......

As soon as they thought of this, the Indian state media burst into tears and shattered their eggs.

Now when it comes to India, most of the most important questions in countries around the world are the toilet crisis, which is the toilet problem.

It's all shameful to be thrown to grandma's house!

"Damn into India, damn Curry, damn mortal Earth!" Indian Prime Minister Modi couldn't help but scold, his face was hard to see.

Now the toilet crisis has become a hot topic of concern for people around the world, a joke all over the world, and it is really okay.

As a result, India's tourism industry has suffered a direct setback.

For several days in a row, there has been a sharp decline.

There's no way, even the toilet can't be solved, who dares to go......

It can be said that this time, the image of India is completely ruined.

Modi is very suspicious that everything is a conspiracy of mortal technology.

From geostationary satellites, to mortal earth, to various live broadcasts......

It was all Wang Fan's deliberate arrangement, but such a careful plan and such a tricky revenge made him speechless.

Modi sighed, frowned, looked at the high-ranking officials beside him, and said coldly: "This time, our image of India is completely ruined. When it comes to India, people no longer practice Buddhist prayers religiously, and they don't feel that they are mysterious, but ask about the toilet crisis...... What can you do about it?"

One shook his head and said, "There is no way, only to solve this problem completely." Fundamentally solve the current toilet crisis, after all, this is too discordant with human civilization. ”

"It's not that easy to solve the toilet crisis. More than half of the population in India now does not have a separate toilet. We need a lot of time and money to solve the problem of independent toilets for nearly 700 million people. It can be said that this is a huge project. ”

Someone else said: "Therefore, it is completely impossible for us to rely on the Indian government alone, because we do not have so much manpower and have prepared so much money. On the contrary, we can only call on the masses to fundamentally change their ideology and solve this problem essentially. Let them build indoor toilets on their own. Not communal open toilets, not groves, large roadside ......"

"Well, how easy is that? It's been a tradition since ancient times, most people are resistant to indoor toilets. Unless we shake the legal means, whoever does not build an indoor toilet will be fined!"

"No, it's not going to work, it's too radical. I think we can replace legal coercion with subsidy incentives. Whoever builds a separate toilet, the government provides a certain amount of financial subsidies! It is regarded as a subsidy to motivate the Indian people. ”

Modi's eyes lit up: "It's a good idea, just do it! On the one hand, the government builds large-scale indoor public beta tests. At the same time, outdoor open-air public toilets were dismantled. In time, the toilet crisis will be solved. ”

"Even if it is solved, it doesn't make much sense. Someone else said: "The people's cognitive habits are difficult to change. Just like China, now China is very developed and prosperous. However, the perception of people in many other countries is still stuck in the 80s of the last century. It is believed that Huaxia is dilapidated, dirty and messy. But actually?"

"So, we in India are the same. Nowadays, the toilet crisis is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and even if we completely solve it, there are still quite a few people who think that we still have a toilet crisis for a long time. ”

Hearing this, everyone fell silent.

The name of the man, the shadow of the tree!

Some things, once decided, are really decided, and they should be changed.

Modi sighed: "The methods of mortal technology are too ruthless, this is to completely ruin the image of our India!"

There is no doubt that at this moment, Modi regrets that he should not provoke mortal technology.

This toilet crisis, although not a direct impact, is more serious than a direct impact.

If this problem is not solved well, it will be difficult for India to do many things in the future.

Although this problem is not easy to solve, India has to bite the bullet.

Solving the toilet problem of nearly 700 million people in the country requires too much money, and it is by no means a matter of billions of dollars.

After all, how much does it cost to build a toilet?

Not to mention hundreds of millions of toilets......

What's even worse is that now people all over the world are using the mortal earth, looking for ......

Wouldn't it be beautiful to see an Indian beauty everywhere?

But it's a pity that Mortal Earth is very authentic and has added an intelligent identification system.

Even if Indian women are photographed going to the toilet in the wild, they will all be intelligently marked with mosaics to protect the privacy of the parties.

As for men, it doesn't matter......

So, the beauty was not found, but it turned out that many high-ranking Indian officials were misbehaving, anywhere.

This caused a stir again.

So that the Indian official is very passive.

A wave of unevenness has risen again and again.

Three days later, someone passed through the mortal earth to watch the street scene of the city in eastern India, and the video was found to be in the open toilet for convenience, and the result was raped......

Coincidentally, it was soon discovered that such a thing existed even in New Delhi.

On the fourth day, more similar incidents were found.

For a time, India was completely overheaded.

Toilet Crisis, Women's Safety ......

All these social contradictions have been exposed, which has caused a headache for the Indian government.

It's still the same sentence, some things, can't see the light, hidden in the dark, there is nothing wrong.

But when it comes to the bright side and put it in public, it's hard to say.

There is no doubt that this is the case in India.

This made the Indian top brass regret it.

All these consequences are the handiwork of mortal technology.

If there were no mortal earth, where would all this be?

What's even worse is that Mortal Technology has specially built a satellite for India to provide a full range of services.

The frequency of street scene updates in India was also changed to once a day, which is simply a real-time live broadcast......