"How to pull it out?" Gong Xu pinched the pliers and was eager to try. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Why are you so stupid! I'll show you once, look at it, stick your tongue out, clamp it with pliers, and then pull it, how easy. The ghost cha stuck his tongue out, and then taught Gong Xu to clamp his tongue with pliers.

Gong Xu followed the technical essentials, clamped and pulled hard!

"Ah~~~" The ghost rolled on the ground in pain, and the other two ghosts had a black line in their heads, this ...... So dedicated...... What an example!

It was hell, and it didn't take long for the ghost to roll on the ground in pain, and then he stood up, stuck out his tongue, and had grown back.

"Hiss~~" The ghost cha inhaled a cool breath and said to Gong Xu: "Because I am a ghost, I have some divine powers, so I recover quickly, but the other ghosts will be in pain for a while." Look at you, when you meet a relational household, you have to use your strength, be clean and neat, and have less pain. When he encountered the ghost of Po Lai, he used all his strength and stretched it continuously, which made him feel painful. ”

"Reasonable, reasonable, professional!" Gong Xu gave a thumbs up.

"That's!Hey, rub it, return the pliers to me!" The ghost finally reacted, snatched the pliers, and pressed Gong Xu on the seat.

"Open your mouth, stick out your tongue, behave, don't make trouble, be naughty! Don't force us to be tortured, we are very ethical staff. ”

A ghost cha stood aside with the terminal of the book of life and death, another ghost cha guided, and the last ghost cha executed, and at the critical moment, Gong Xu retracted his tongue again, pulling out his tongue, he didn't want to. The ghost is a little annoyed, but the work attitude is superb, follow the temptation, not impatient or impatient, Gong Xu tossed repeatedly, but did not turn his face, this quality even Gong Xu was amazed.

The surrounding ghosts silently watched Gong Xu play tricks again and again, and the five-body cast that he had admired in his heart for a long time, as for what to worry about, no ghost is in a hurry, and the most important thing is that no ghost dares to be in a hurry. Just this master, even the ghost is teasing, who dares to compete with him for time?

"Can you not pull out your tongue?" Gong Xu retracted his tongue again, looking at the ghost innocently, he really didn't want to pull out his tongue, but the quality of the ghost here was too high, and the cultivation was too good, he was embarrassed to be rough, so he had to open his mouth and beg, hoping to discuss.

Unexpectedly, the ghost who was holding the end of the book of life and death, but he looked through the book of life and death with a serious face, and said: "It's not impossible, according to a small sin like yours, if you have meritorious service in the underworld, or if you put forward a reasonable suggestion, you can make up for it, after all, you are not a big traitor." ”

I have a rationalization suggestion! Gong Xu's eyes rolled, and suddenly he had a way.

"Three big brothers, look, if I find a way to help you solve the complicated situation now, can I make meritorious service and send me out?" Gong Xu smiled.

"Of course, you can make meritorious contributions, but we can't guarantee that you will get out of hell. Because according to the process, there are strict records in the book of life and death, and the sin is very light, and after the punishment in the prison of pulling out the tongue, you can return to the prefecture to convict, and the specific judgment is determined by the judge. But in your case, the quickest way is to go to the next hell and be condemned by the demons there, return without guilt, and be punished for the guilty. ”

"Isn't that going to be reincarnated endlessly in hell?" Gong Xu looked helpless.

"No, God has the virtue of a good life, and there is always a way to live in nine deaths. Eighteen hells, twenty-nine in number, through the ninth floor can enter a relatively quiet place, but eternal life can not be reborn. After passing the eighteenth floor, you can have the qualification to enter the evil ghost path, but it is not a good place, a place where the weak eat the strong. The ghost cha explained it super specific and comprehensive, which moved Gong Xu very much.

"First of all, do you have any good suggestions that can solve the current work pressure. Another ghost asked, apparently a good and dedicated employee.

"It's very simple, you can consider the most basic 3S management. Gong Xu looked proud.

3S is actually three English words, and the first letter in front of it starts with S, which is simply to tidy up, rectify, and clean. Of course, there is an extension of 5S and 7S management in the back, and Gong Xu strongly suspects that it is to sound good and look good, and find words to make up the numbers. The earliest 3S management is derived from Japanese companies, Japanese companies worship foreign flattery, especially for English, a look at it is considered to be a book of heaven, go to Japan, you speak a fluent English, you can make most of the locals kneel down to worship.

Of course, Gong Xu still remembers that there was a spoof of this kind of management in a movie. At that time, the beautiful manager said that they advocated the management model of Action, Intrest, Derection, and Sucess, which was the Aids management model, which must be familiar to everyone, and it was a very tall disease, and it became a joke at the time.

And Gong Xu's rationalization suggestion is really adapted to local conditions. It's very simple, it's to sort out and classify the ghosts. To put it simply, it's like the man stands on the left, the woman stands on the right, and the woman stands in the middle. Those who have no cause and effect are teleported in by the flowers on the other side, stand together, and stand together in normal reincarnation. Normal reincarnation is further divided into two categories, one is divided into one group with less sinful sins, and the deeper sinners are divided into another group.

In short, it is a dense group of ghosts, which are instantly divided into three groups. Priority is given to those who are shallow in sin, then those who are deep in sin, and finally the unlucky ones are waiting for the five ghosts to come back to the underworld.

Of course, there will inevitably be ghosts who will take the opportunity to fish in troubled waters and stand in line randomly, but it doesn't matter, no matter where you stand wrong, there will be a life and death book terminal as a judgment in the next step, and if you are not guilty, you will naturally not suffer again, of course, he strongly asks for it. If you want to escape a serious crime, you will naturally be screened out of the book of life and death, and even those who want to take the opportunity to go back to the underworld may face a more severe judgment from the king of Hades, which is a trick that cannot be hidden from the judge's eyes.

When the three ghosts heard this, they were overjoyed, and hurriedly commanded the ghost group to divide according to what Gong Xu said. The only thing that delays time is that there are too many ghosts and they are too crowded, and it is inconvenient to move, and after the ghosts explain the stakes, those who have the heart to fish in troubled waters also obediently stand where they should stand.

As everyone knows, the sins that Gong Xu created in the underworld were unintentionally and silently dissolved by him, and no ghost was thrown into hell to suffer because of him, and he was not allowed to be reborn. It's just that they have to wait a little longer. Because, Cui Fu Junfei is a beast, the bull head and horse face are struggling in the yellow spring, and the black and white impermanence is still fainting on the ground...... (To be continued.) )