Chapter 9 Hehe, don't go!
"Coming, coming....."
"Look at your panic, who's coming?"
"It's me!, what's the matter, you're not welcome?"
"Welcome, how can you not be welcome......"
Although what Zhengzhong said soundly sounded, is it really good for you to force a smile like this?
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After some coercion and temptation, Zhengzhong and their mother finally agreed to Chu Nan to join the group, of course, if they want to follow Chu Nan's original distribution method, then they will definitely have a grudge, so Chu Nan proposed that the way of sharing is set as "distribution according to work", that is, who contributes more and who gets more. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć Of course, there are still some small disagreements about how much to contribute.
Just as they were about to negotiate further, Sister Jin suddenly slapped her head, "Don't quarrel yet, I suddenly remembered that Meijiao will come over this morning!"
"Is that the beautiful girl who is seeking marriage?"
"Yes, she's scheduled to arrive at nine. ā
Chu Nan looked at the clock, 8:58.
"Then don't you act? By the way, how old is that Meijiao this year?"
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"Then does anyone else know about her going to Guangzhou on a blind date?"
"Only the two of us know. ā
Hearing the conversation between the mother and son in the middle, Chu Nan almost understood. It should be the one named Meijiao who came to ask about the marriage, and Sister Jin was responsible for collecting all kinds of information about this lady, and then filtering out useful information, and then Kim Zhengzhong could "count the last resort", to put it bluntly, that's what happened, in fact, there are many tricks in this trick.
At this time, Zhengzhong also looked at his watch, "It's already 9 o'clock, it's almost time, right?"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a knock on the door, "Is Sister Jin there?"
"Ready, in place. After saying that, Sister Jin went to the door to greet the customer.
Kim Zhengzhong, on the other hand, hurriedly put on his Taoist robe, then closed his eyes, folded his hands, and pretended to stand in front of the shrine, with words in his mouth, "Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, and don't eat grapes but spit out grape skins.........
Seeing that the mother and son cooperated so skillfully, Chu Nan looked very embarrassed, "Hey, what do you think I'm going to do?"
"Why are you so stupid? Come, stand behind me. ā
"But I don't have a robe......"
"Forget it, you go to the house and hide for a while, there's no time. ā
As a result, Chu Nan just walked into the back room with his front foot, and heard Sister Jin and Sister Jin open the security door with his back foot, "Meijiao, come in, the Xuanwu boy has been waiting for a long time......."
Hearing this, Chu Nan almost didn't laugh, so he leaned on the crack of the door and looked out, only to see a middle-aged woman with a big shoulder and a round waist tiptoe behind the middle and patted the middle shoulder, "Xuanwu boy, Xuanwu boy....... You're really going to help me this time. ā
Jin Zhengzhong turned around suddenly, his eyes widened, and then he shouted: "Xuanwu boy borrows the mouth!" and then stepped on Yu Bu, and pointed like a sword, "The letter girl is beautiful, Fang Ling is 39, and the virtual age is 42, the marriage should be three days later, the husband is in Guangnan, the edge starts from the north, the flowers bloom and the white head is white, and the red line is a thousand miles in this life." ā
After talking about this long paragraph like a storm, Kim Zhengzhong lowered his eyebrows again, folded his hands, and muttered in his mouth, "It's really a good marriage, a good marriage........
The person named Meijiao was overjoyed when she heard this, and she laughed all over her face, and finally even danced with her hands, "It's really accurate, it's really accurate, the Xuanwu boy is really amazing! ā
In fact, Kim Zhengzhong's whole set of operations is also said, first of all, "tap and sell".
Sister Jin through the early roundabouts, knocking on the side, the other party's situation is almost clear, this is called "tapping"; "selling" refers to, after "tapping" to figure out the other party's clues, along the vine, with a positive tone to show the hole cards, out of the see, so that the other party is greatly surprised and deeply admire your cleverness.
This is not the end, after the various situations of the inquirer have been cleared out, and after the "sound sale", then you can "drop a thousand".
The "thousand" here not only means "intimidation", but also has a meaning, that is, to hit the opponent's vital point and attack its most unforgettable things. Just like this Meijiao, a 40-year-old super-old leftover girl, she has been on a blind date several times without results, and she was even cheated of money and sex, so the issue of marriage has become her heart disease.
And after "falling thousand", we want to "Long", to comfort her, and to paint a better future for her. This kind of prophetic and hopeful "long" is to give the other party a psychological hint and give him spiritual strength.
Since "thousand" is mostly an explanation and a rebuke to the past, and if "thousand" is accurate, it will make the other party rely on you, so she will not doubt your future "long". This is the truth of "no thousand sounds, no rumblings".
Sure enough, in the end, this beautiful girl left a few thousand dollars and left happily.
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"Bang bang!" After a burst of applause, Chu Nan pushed the door and came out, "It's really an eye-opener, an eye-opener." ā
After Jin Zhengzhong heard Chu Nan's "praise", he was even more ashamed, but proud, and said complacently: "Of course, you have to learn a lot, hey, you didn't contribute this time, this money ......"
"Don't worry, I didn't help this time, and I didn't take a penny. ā
"Really?"
Obviously, Zhengzhong is full of doubts about Chu Nan's statement: Would you be so kind?
However, after they saw Chu Nan nodding again, they put the money away with peace of mind.
"I didn't expect you to be quite reasonable!"
"Don't worry, didn't we say okay, I only take my share, don't work, eat for nothing, and take the way of death. ā
Hearing Chu Nan say this, Zhengzhong smiled even more happily, "Okay, now give you the opportunity, we have taken a big job in the past two days, it is to exorcise ghosts, do you want to do it?"
"You dare to catch ghosts?"
Obviously, Chu Nan is very skeptical of his statement, your own family knows your own affairs, and a liar dares to take this kind of business.
"Actually, it's like this........"
To put it simply, a lady wants to ask them to make a show, lying that there are ghosts in the house, and she wants them to cooperate fully, but instead of "successfully exorcizing ghosts", she runs away, so that she has a reason to buy a new house.
Because his husband is too picky, he used to work hard at the beginning, and his life was hard, but now he is the major shareholder of a listed company, and the whole family of four is still crowded in the original small bungalow in the suburbs, seeing that the two children are about to grow up, even if they don't think about themselves, they have to think about their children. But every time she proposed, her husband would say, "Wait, wait...... wait," and that's why this lady had this idea.
It's really strange every year, and this year there are a lot of them.
However, when other masters heard that this was the case, they were still willing to do it? Isn't this a smashing signboard? It just so happened that this lady heard that the Xuanwu boy was very effective, so she had this commission.
"I said, aren't you afraid of smashing the signboard?"
"So let you go!"
, Lao Tzu believes in your evil, dare to love this is digging a pit for me to jump? I really think you have such a good heart.
Seeing Chu Nan's paleness, Zhengzhong hurriedly comforted, "When the time comes, you can act casually, and you can easily get a few thousand yuan, it's worth it!"
"How many thousands, really?"
Feeling that Chu Nan seemed to be moved and wanted to loosen his mouth, Jin Zhengzhong hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, "Yes, it's very easy, and I can lend you my equipment when the time comes......"
"Hehe, don't go!"