"Help......"

Wang Dafu's terrible screams resounded in the night sky, and Chen Guangda, who was searching for traces on the mountain, immediately picked up the flashlight and turned around to take a look, but saw Wang Dafu running fast with his pants, and there was actually a dog brother next to him who was also running with a red face, and the two of them had no consciousness of being corpse collectors at all, and the screaming was even worse than that of an old woman.

"What's going on? Something is chasing them......"

Cong Xiaowei and the others quickly raised their corpse claw spears, and the warriors under the mountain also raised their bows and crossbows, but they only saw the two people running fast, and the thick grass and trees were scattered all over the sky, but they couldn't see the enemy attacking them.

"Everyone disperse, beware of something in the ashes......"

Chen Guangda hurriedly waved his hand and jumped on a big rock, staring at the ground very vigilantly with a spear, but until Wang Dafu and the two ran up like a whirlwind, they still didn't find anything, Chen Guangda immediately asked in disbelief: "Fatty!" What's chasing you? ”

"You are blind, can't you see such a big female ghost......

Wang Dafu put on his pants in a panic, but when they looked back, they were dumbfounded, and the dog brother rubbed his eyes vigorously and said suspiciously: "I'll go!" Why is it gone, the female ghost who was still chasing after the two of us just now, not only held her head, but also floated directly out of the ground, which is always exciting! ”

"Brother! There is a problem where the fat guy poops ......"

Chen Quan suddenly walked over with a cigarette in his mouth, pointed to the bottom of the hillside and said lightly: "When Lao Dong delivered the paper to the fat man, I happened to be observing the situation at the bottom of the mountain, and then I saw the two of them squatting together in a panic, but I didn't see anything, so there must be something in that area that affected them!" ”

"Fatty! It must be you, it's not that you always want the female ghost to deliver toilet paper, how can you make such a......"

Brother Dog glared at Wang Dafu very angrily, Wang Dafu was very unconvinced and wanted to justify, but when he saw Chen Guangda walking directly down the mountain, he had to follow with a flashlight to lead the way, but Chen Guangda said without looking back: "You guys are guarding around, I'll just go over with the fat man and take a look!" ”

"Hey! I think this place is really a bit evil, and I met a ghost before the was finished, and there must have been a lot of deaths here......"

Wang Dafu also hid behind Chen Guangda, a pair of fish bubble eyes kept looking around, but Chen Guangda said disdainfully: "I think you pulled to other people's graves, you are stupid and afraid of ghosts, you have to pretend to be a big clove of garlic, otherwise we will be fine!" ”

"It's time to arrive! Be careful, that female ghost looks ugly......"

Wang Dafu raised his flashlight with a frightened face to shine around, and the corpse claw spear in his other hand was about to be pinched out of the water, Chen Guangda also slowed down and began to observe the surroundings, and kept kicking the ashes of the grass and trees on the ground to check the situation on the ground.

"Brother! If you look back and see if it's okay, I always feel like we have something behind us......"

Wang Dafu suddenly trembled and stabbed Chen Guangda's waist, and Chen Guangda, who was not angry, wanted to scold him, but as soon as he turned around, he was suddenly startled, a female ghost in red with blood on her face floated behind them, not only had several big holes on her face, but also many disgusting maggots drilled around in it.

"Isn't there a ghost......

Wang Dafu immediately shrunk his neck when he saw that Chen Guangda didn't speak, but Chen Guangda turned around and salivated and said: "Our female soldiers are so arrogant, they dare to take off their pants in public, wow!" These asses are so white! ”

"Where, where......"

Wang Dafu immediately turned around with a roar, but suddenly saw a rotten grimace, and the tip of his nose almost hit the face of the female ghost, so he heard a scream of "whoop", and directly fell to the ground, and then scolded: "Chen Guangda! Fuck you, uncle, you perverted bastard! ”

"Hahaha......"

Chen Guangda covered his belly and leaned back and laughed, and the female ghost in front of him immediately floated over, staring at him gloomily with two holes crawling with fat maggots, and there was a cold roar in his mouth, but Chen Guangda waved his hand and said: "How far and how far to roll, the dead fat man is not afraid of ghosts!" ”

"Whew~"

The female ghost disappeared in an instant, as if she understood Chen Guangda's threat, but Wang Dafu raised his head from the ashes of the grass and trees, and wondered like an African: "What...... What's going on, did you run into a big-headed ghost, but the big-headed ghost is not this routine! ”

"You're out of stock and scared, don't you see people holding rolls of toilet paper in their hands, aren't they all the ghost things you imagined......"

Chen Guangda walked over angrily, kicked him directly in the ass, and then looked at Wang Dafu with a confused face and said: "Although the big-headed ghost is not this routine, this thing is the same as the big-headed ghost, the more you are afraid of something, it will make something appear in front of you, it should be something lower than the big-headed ghost!" ”

"Damn! What a hallucination......"

Wang Dafu scolded and got up, and brandished the corpse claw spear again and began to come to life, looking around at the surrounding environment and said: "Don't guess, this ghost thing must be hidden in this area, but this mountain is not far from the sect of the old Lingxi Dao, could it be a trap they deliberately made!" ”

"The trap shouldn't be, they want me to go to the Black Cloud Demon Cave now......"

Chen Guangda shook his head and began to poke on the ground, looking for suspicious places inch by inch, who knew that there was a sudden flower in front of him, and he saw that seven or eight ugly old ladies with heavy makeup suddenly appeared, not only wearing disgusting erotic outfits, but also scratching their heads and surrounding them.

"I'll fuck you, uncle! What the fuck are you thinking, fat man......?"

Chen Guangda almost didn't spit it out, and his disgusting goosebumps rose, but Wang Dafu said with an innocent face: "I didn't think about anything, I just wanted to sing a song to be brave, I was drunk alone, and seven or eight old ladies slept with me, so I ...... That's it! ”

"Give me a change of mind, I'm going to vomit ......"

Chen Guangda was really disgusted, he would rather face female ghosts than see these old witches, and Wang Dafu's willpower was definitely not as firm as his, the low-profile version of the big-headed ghost hiding in the shadows would naturally stare at his weaknesses and attack desperately.

"I'll go! It's so cool, you can come whatever you want, it's more enjoyable than a 4D stereoscopic movie, don't kill that guy if you catch it, you must make a lot of money when you catch it home and open a movie theater......"

Wang Dafu suddenly got excited, and closed his eyes directly, but Chen Guangda just wanted to stop him but it was too late, so he saw a nest of coquettish old ladies suddenly evaporate, replaced by a pair of middle-aged men and women, standing alone not far away and watching them.

"Little rich! It's time to go home for dinner, Mom has cooked it for you......"

The middle-aged woman looked at Wang Dafu with a kind face, Wang Dafu immediately opened his eyes like a lightning strike, and when he saw the middle-aged couple, his eyes instantly turned red, and he almost couldn't help but step forward and call his parents, but Chen Guangda hurriedly shouted: "Don't go over!" There's a cliff over there! ”

"Little rich! It's time to go home for dinner with your dad, you haven't been home for so long, and your parents miss you......"

The middle-aged man also stretched out his hand full of affection, tears began to roll in his eyes, Chen Guangda hurriedly wanted to go up and grab Wang Dafu, but Wang Dafu suddenly fell to the ground with a "poof", and kowtowed vigorously in the thick grass ash.

"Dad! Mother! My son is not filial, and I can't support you for the elderly, so I'll kowtow to you and admit my mistakes......"

Wang Dafu, who was in tears, kowtowed desperately, knocking the ground with a bang, and blood flowed out before he finished kowtowing his head, but he didn't care at all, and he gave up after kowtowing a full nine heads.

After a while, he stood up tremblingly, wiped the black ash on his face and smiled: "Dad! Mother! I want to tell you the good news, I have married a daughter-in-law, my old classmate Qiu Shiman, who is already pregnant with my child! ”

"Good! I knew our son would be promising......"

The old couple all shed tears of emotion, and they didn't call Wang Dafu over again, but raised their hands towards Wang Dafu and said, "Xiaofu! You go to work well, your father and I are fine, your uncle and aunt are with us, you don't have to worry about us, come to the house when you are free! ”

"Mom! Don't worry, I'll go back one day, and I'll take your grandson to visit you when the time comes......"

Wang Dafu couldn't stop wiping the tears on his face, crying and laughing hard, the old couple smiled and nodded, and helped each other to walk to a dark place, slowly disappearing.

"Brother Guang......"

Wang Dafu suddenly took a deep breath, slowly turned around and said, "No matter what it is, let's not kill it, although this is just an illusion, I am still very grateful to it, and finally let me see my parents for the last time!" ”

"It's ...... here"

Chen Guangda suddenly pointed to a hollow dead tree beside him, and Wang Dafu noticed that a bare-bottomed little boy was standing by the tree, looking at Chen Guangda with his head raised, and said in a milky voice: "Uncle! I'll change whatever you want to see, don't kill me, okay? ”

"Why? Are you scared of me......"

Chen Guangda smiled and squatted down, and the little boy immediately nodded and said: "You are different from Uncle Fat, what you are afraid of will ignite the anger in your heart, so I don't dare to conjure it up, as soon as you conjure it up, you will never let me go again, I didn't mean to harm you, I just can't leave here!" ”

"Don't worry! Uncle won't kill you, you tell uncle where your body is, uncle will take you out of this ......"

Chen Guangda looked at the little boy very gently, the little boy hesitated slightly, then turned and pointed to a small hill behind, and then said: "There are bad people who want me to help them guard the treasures, if I don't listen to them, they will punish me!" ”

"Good! Uncle will take you away, and no one will punish you in the future......"

Chen Guangda stood up directly and walked forward, Wang Dafu also hurriedly followed, but who knew that Cong Xiaowei suddenly ran over, squatted directly beside the little boy and asked, "Little friend!" You tell your aunt, is that uncle most afraid that you will conjure up an aunt named Ding Li? ”

"No, it's not! He's afraid I'll become himself......"

The little boy shook his head very obediently, Xiaowei's face immediately changed, and the little boy tilted his head and said: "Who is Ding Li, there are many aunts in my uncle's heart, but there seems to be no such aunt named Ding Li!" ”

"This ......"

From Xiaowei opened her mouth and didn't know how to answer, I'm afraid that Chen Guang had buried Ding Li in the bottom of his heart a long time ago, a place that even the big-headed ghost couldn't reach.

(The wrist hurts badly, and it stings as soon as it is raised, and it is suspected that it is tenosynovitis, and now I can only type slowly, I hope you can understand!) ）

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