The next day, in the office of the Revolutionary Committee, a group of Red Guards wearing green military hats, green uniforms, and red armbands sat together to discuss how to catch a woman who bought mooncakes by surprise.

"Actually, I thought about it carefully, let's not go today, let's go in two days!" said one of the middle-aged men with a serious face.

"Why? You won't be scared, will you? I'm afraid what you're doing here, you might as well go home and farm!" said one of them disdainfully.

"What nonsense, for the sake of the party, for the sake of Comrade Chairman, don't talk about arresting people, even if you go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, I will not hesitate to do it!" the middle-aged man with a serious face stood up and said loudly.

The people below secretly rolled their eyes in their hearts, but their faces were not visible, and one of the men who looked like a big official waved his hand and said, "Okay, Xiao Wang, tell me your opinion." ”

At this time, Xiao Li, who was dry and sundries, walked in and poured water into everyone's cups, and then retreated, and everyone who had been thirsty for a long time unceremoniously picked up the cups and drank them all.

"I think they will give up when they think we can't catch someone, but what about it, if we attack suddenly in two days, maybe we will be able to catch them, and in two more days, won't they make more money?

"People take the money home when they make it, and you really keep it for you?" said a young man with black-rimmed glasses.

"You are stupid, won't we lie to them and let them hand it over? Just say that if you hand it over, you will let them go, these countrymen are very easy to deceive, and they will believe it after coaxing a few sentences!" Xiao Wang said casually.

"You can definitely be a countryman selling such delicious mooncakes—"

"Poof—"

"Poof—"

"How are you—" said a man covering his nose.

"Poof—"

The janitor in front of the office of the Revolutionary Committee covered his nose strangely and watched this group of people all rushing to the toilet, while silently thinking in his heart: There are only two pits in the toilet!

As soon as I finished thinking about it, I saw a shouting from that direction, "I came first, why did you let me get out of the way?"

When he said this, he also put a loud pop.

"What do you say, is it my official son, or are you the official child?

The old man shook his head, and he didn't know what kind of trouble this was about?

Thinking about it, he took advantage of tilting his head to doze off and cover his nose, it was too stinky, and these people had a good face, in case he knew that this job might not be able to be kept, well, just do it, and it would be more perfect to make a little more snoring.

Half an hour later, in the office of the Revolutionary Committee, a group of men in clean pants collapsed on their chairs, and an indescribable smell filled the entire office.

"Say, how can we all have diarrhea?" asked the stern-faced man.

"It's simple, someone gave us a laxative!" the man in glasses affirmed.

"Who is it? , so bold?" asked one of them, particularly pale and angry, "Oh my god, I wonder how much he ate in the morning?"

"No matter who it is, I just want to go home and change my pants now!" said the man with glasses lazily, but unfortunately he was weak, his legs had become soft noodles, let alone going home, the pants just now were changed by others!

"Hey, I haven't eaten in the morning, so I guess I won't pull it. A man said.

"Hey, the one in our family didn't cook me breakfast in the first place, I passed by the canteen and got me five meat buns, it's so hateful, it must be that person, he deliberately let me eat it, so that I can make a fool of myself!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he popped, and his pants changed white.

"It stinks, get out of here!" looked like the leader waved his hand with an ugly face.

After this person went out, another person soon came in and said in the leader's ear: "Chief, I asked just now, and the young man who came to deliver the water also pulled, and the people have shrunk by one number, it shouldn't be that he did it." ”

"Hmm-" Before he could finish it, he ran out with his legs in his legs with an ugly face, and the man who came in after him didn't feel like it stinked, and immediately followed.

The rest of the people pursed their lips at the same time and muttered a word of 'sycophant' in disdain, but then their faces changed, and the stench in the air became stronger, and several people gritted their teeth and burst out at the same time, and then ran to a place with their stomachs and pants in their hands.

It was just tossing back and forth, and all morning long, all those who passed by the office of the Revolutionary Committee were eager to take a detour.

As for the matter of arresting people, they all thought about the back of their heads, and they only wanted to stop their stomachs quickly, and then find the person who gave them laxatives!

****

The Red Guards didn't come, Shen Hui didn't come either, she ran for a day, she was more tired than making moon cakes, and she couldn't always let her go alone, so other people would feel unfair, so the next day was the city where Wang Aihong went, she lived in the city and would deal with her better than her sister-in-law Qi.

In addition to Wang Aihong, the little ones also went, originally not allowed to go, who knows, a few of them are still unwilling, saying that they run and play like this every day, not tired at all, Sister-in-law Qi and Sister-in-law Lin have no opinion when they hear this, and they have asked the other two military sisters-in-law in the family area, and they have no opinion, the child is a demon running away, okay, people's mothers said yes, of course she could only agree.

A few people who stayed at home went to settle the accounts first, and yesterday they earned almost 130 yuan in one day, and the materials they bought the night before yesterday also cost a total of 20 yuan!

That is to say, I made a net profit of 100 yuan a day yesterday, and as for the labor costs, ahem, it is the least valuable, so I just ignored it. On average, it's twenty dollars per person!

A few people looked at each other, their man's salary was only forty-two yuan a month, and he earned half a month's salary for one day?

"Shen Hui, pinch me, am I dreaming?" asked Sister-in-law Wang in disbelief.

Shen Hui raised her hand and pinched her, "Are you awake?"

Just on the soft flesh on the inside of her arm, the painful sister-in-law Wang grinned, "It hurts, I'm not dreaming, ha, I'm rich!"

"Don't say it so loudly!" Sister-in-law Lin glared at her, "You're afraid that others won't know, right?"

Sister-in-law Wang hurriedly covered her mouth and looked around, but she patted her chest and said, "I'm scared to death, but fortunately there is no one!"

"It's too late for someone to know!" Sister-in-law Lin glanced at her, "This morning, we asked in front of us, what to do, the fragrance has spread to the front, and we also asked if we want someone!"

"Well, Li Dong's mother also came last night, saying that the mooncakes that her son said were sold were precious, and they were sold well, and she asked if she had made a lot of money. Sister-in-law Qi also said.

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