Chapter 211—News from Home (1)
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After Tian Limai finished singing, Jiang Wenwen said: "Tian Limai, this toasting song should be vigorously promoted in our scenic spot, and when the guests come, a toasting song on the wine table will make the guests happy." If it is a tourist, after I consult the leaders of the scenic spot, I can also charge a little tip appropriately. ”
Tian Limai, Zheng Yunzhi, Yang Cuo and Wang Yin'e all applauded, after the shooting, Jiang Wenwen said: "It seems that each of us comes from a different place, maybe everyone knows some mountain folk songs, jokes, jokes, etc., which are suitable for each of our commentators to use flexibly in the explanation, like the riddle that Yang said in the trial lecture last time is very good, today is still early, just now we sorted, everyone either sings a mountain folk song, or tells a joke or joke." ”
"Okay." Everyone agreed.
"Who's going to start first?" Jiang Wenwen asked.
"Minister Jiang, shall I come first?" Yang Cuo said.
"Okay, Yang mistakenly starts." Jiang Wenwen took the lead in applauding, and the others also applauded.
Yang Cuo stood up, seemed to be very shy, he said: "Actually, I just tell you a good prescription, now that the weather is getting hotter and hotter, I recommend a few ways to relieve the heat: First, think about the person you like, your heart is half cold!" Second, think about the little money you earn every month, and your heart is cold! Third, think about your career, with a cool breeze on your back! I often try, the effect of going to the heat is very good, I checked the balance of the bank card before coming to dinner, after checking I had to silently go to the bedroom to get into the quilt and cover the quilt, and also plug the electric mattress into the ......"
Yang Cuo paused at this point, and a girl asked, "What about later?" ”
Yang Cuo immediately replied: "Later, I came here to drink." ”
I didn't think it was funny before, but only then did everyone laugh happily.
After Yang Cuo finished speaking, Zheng Yunzhi said: "I'll tell you a little story, a dog fell in love with a fox deeply. But they met the Grim Reaper. The gods said, 'You two can only live one, guess the fist, and whoever loses will die.' ’
In the end, the fox lost......
"The dog took the dead fox and said, 'Say that you will come out with stones.' Why did I come out with scissors and you out of the cloth. ’”
Zheng Yunzhi didn't talk about it anymore, and another girl asked, "What about later?"
Zheng Yunzhi said: "Later? Then the dog died of old age! ”
No one laughed at the story told by Zheng Yunzhi, maybe everyone didn't understand the sacrifice of the stupid dog and the cunning of the fox for a while.
Wang Yin'e smiled and said, "I'm a joke. As for whether to laugh or not, I don't know, the two two poles, Lao Wang and Lao Zhang, haven't seen each other for a long time, and they talked about the project after meeting. Lao Wang said: Brother, I have a few projects on hand, some big and some small, I will introduce you to get two money to spend, are you taking the big one or the small one? As soon as Lao Zhang heard that there was a construction project, he happily replied: Of course, the big ones are coming, and the small ones are enough for birds.
Lao Wang said: The big one is to install an elevator in the Himalayas and make a guardrail for the Pacific Ocean. Install a roof for the Atlantic, which one do you take?
Lao Zhang said: This is too big, it can't be done, and it's okay to have a small one.
Lao Wang said: This little one is a test of craftsmanship, which is to make a mask for flies, a bra for mosquitoes, and a pair of gloves for fleas. When Lao Zhang heard this, he hurriedly said: Get out!"
Everyone laughed for a while, until Jiang Wenwen felt that the time was a little late, so they dispersed.
Tian Limai, Zheng Yunzhi, and Yang Cuo walked to the bedroom together. Although Tian Limai was drunk. But he remembered that Lei Qianqian asked him to go to her room.
Tian Limai originally wanted Yang Cuo to accompany him, but when he saw Zheng Yunzhi together, it was not easy to let one go and not let the other go, so he said to Zheng Yunzhi and Yang Cuo: "Brother Zheng." Yang Cuo, the two of you go first, I still have something to do alone! ”
Zheng Yunzhi and Yang Cuo also drank a lot of wine, and they were already drunk, Zheng Yunzhi said: "Brother Mai, what's the matter with you." We'll go with you when you've drunk. ”
Yang Cuo also said: "Yes, brother, you are acting alone, we are not at ease just now, you drank a lot of wine." ”
"I'm not drunk, so you can't stay with me about this." Tian Limai said.
But Zheng Yunzhi and Yang Cuo still didn't comply, and still didn't let Tian Limai leave, and Zheng Yunzhi and Yang Cuo were still holding Tian Limai alone. After drinking, the thoughts in people's minds are sometimes unclear, and sometimes they are overly enthusiastic about others.
Tian Limai felt that Zheng Yunzhi and Yang Cuo were really troublesome, but there was no way, so he had to follow the two back to the bedroom.
After Tian Limai returned to the dormitory, he wanted to pretend to go to the toilet and leave, but Yang Cuo didn't seem to leave.
Tian Limai saw that Yang Cuo was following him, so he whispered next to Yang Cuo's ear: "Brother, I'll go to my sister's room, she specially explained before, maybe there is something to do with me, right?!" ”
"Oh, brother, you're going to my sister's room, so why didn't you say it earlier?" Yang Cuo whispered.
"Brother, I don't want Brother Zheng to know." Tian Limai said.
"That's the case, then you go, I'll stop Brother Zheng." Yang Cuo said.
Tian Limai hurriedly walked to Lei Qianqian's room.
When he arrived at the door of Lei Qianqian's room, Tian Limai saw that the light was on in the room, he knocked lightly on the door, but there was no movement in the room, Tian Limai knocked lightly on the door again, and called softly: "Sister, I am my younger brother." ”
There was still no sound in the room. Isn't my sister in the room?
Tian Limai knocked lightly on the door again, then called twice more, and left. Tian Limai was sure that Lei Qianqian was no longer in the room.
Tian Limai took advantage of the strength of the wine, and went to Wang Yin'e to take a walk on the road where he took a walk, the weather was hot, and he drank again, it must be uncomfortable to be stuffy in the bedroom, Tian Limai walked alone on this road, and after the night breeze blew, his mind was much clearer.
Tian Limai looked up at the starry sky, his mind was clear, the first thing he remembered was that the day of school had come, he counted it with his fingers, there were only four days, and as soon as the four days passed, it was time to go to school.
Thinking of going to school, Tian Limai's heart suddenly felt tingling, since the past few days of applying for a job, he deeply felt the importance of cultural knowledge, he just modified the explanation of the scenic spot, and got a high return. If I studied a few more books, what would it be like to graduate from college?
Tian Limai then thought of her sister Tian Liyu who was still lying in the hospital, and it had been almost half a month, and her sister Tian Liyu didn't know that she couldn't stand up without it. What if I knew?
Is my sister Sun Junli still accompanying her sister Tian Liyu, and Sun Junli should also go to school!?
Go to school, go to school, what should I do? Tian Limai's mind seemed very confused.
Go to school. Go to school? What do you take to school? Tuition fees will definitely be waived, however, what about living expenses? You can go through one day and go hungry in two days, but how can you suffer and starve for three years?
Alas...... Tian Limai sighed deeply.
Tian Limai glanced at the starry sky again, forget it, accept your fate, there is no way to read this book by yourself, that is, I went to high school. The situation at home is also not calm to study, rather than that!
Tian Limai made another choice about whether to go to high school or not!
Alas......
Tian Limai no longer walked on this road, and Tian Limai walked quickly back to the bedroom.
Zheng Yunzhi and Yang Cuo were waiting for him, Zheng Yunzhi saw that Tian Limai had returned, he took a glass of cold boiled water and said, "Brother Mai, this is the cold boiled water I gave you, you drank it first, right?"
Yang looked at Tian Limai and asked, "Brother, why didn't you walk around?" ”
Tian Limai followed Yang Cuo's words and said, "I made another choice about my life tonight. ”
Zheng Yunzhi didn't understand. Yang Cuo looked at Tian Limai even more confusedly: Brother, are you ...... with your sister.
Tian Limai saw that both of them were looking at him, and he said, "Brother Zheng, younger brother." I sue you, but don't spread it everywhere. "People talk a lot after drinking, and they usually don't want to say it or even can't say it, so there is a saying that "spit out the truth after drinking".
Tian Limai said: "I just graduated from junior high school, and I was admitted to a key high school in the state for the high school entrance examination. It was because my sister fell and injured herself on the way home from school, and the high medical bills were too high for our family to bear, so I decided not to go to school. ”
Listening to Tian Limai's words, Zheng Yunzhi and Yang Cuo were surprised, perhaps neither of them thought that Tian Limai had just graduated from junior high school. Tian Limai is so good, they must think that he has a higher education.
"Maidi, you just graduated from junior high school?" Zheng Yunzhi was a little unconvinced.
"Brother, what you said is true?" Yang Cuo didn't believe it either.
"Brother Zheng, younger brother, how could I make this up, when I came to apply for the role of a scenic spot docent, only my mother knew, and what I said was that I would go back to school when it was time to go to school." Tian Limai said.
Zheng Yun looked directly at Tian Limai and said: "Brother Mai, I feel that you should go to school, to be honest, from your modification of the explanation of the scenic spot to your on-site explanation, I think you are at least a secondary school or college degree or above, I didn't expect you to be so good after graduating from junior high school, so if you really can't imagine your future after studying in college, it is very easy for you to take the postgraduate entrance examination and take the doctoral examination." ”
"Brother Zheng, you don't know my family situation, don't persuade me, from my personal point of view purely from the perspective of studying, if I give up my studies, maybe ninety-nine out of a hundred people will persuade me to study, and the remaining person is still me. However, people have to live, and life has to be eaten and clothed, and you can't even eat and dress, so what do you take to study! Tian Limai said.
Unexpectedly, Yang Cuo said: "Brother, I don't agree with you going to study, what a smart person you are, although you only said that your sister fell and was seriously injured, and you gave up studying because of the high medical expenses, I think, brother, your family must not only be this difficulty, there may be other difficulties, we have not been in contact for a long time, but your character and your excellence we basically have an understanding, you are a person who does not give up the pursuit of light, you are giving up, then it proves that it is really to 'the mountains and rivers are doubtful'." ”
Zheng Yunzhi didn't expect Yang Cuo to say such a seemingly reasonable thing, and Tian Limai didn't expect that Yang Cuo would support his choice, you know, Yang Cuo was the first person to support Tian Limai to give up his studies and work.
"Yang Cuo, why are you talking? Ten lobbyists can't be a snatcher, you know, Maidi's future will be ruined because of your words. Zheng Yunzhi said.
"Brother Zheng, don't blame Yang for being wrong, in fact, I made that choice myself, and I will be responsible for my own choice in the future, I won't blame others, besides, others can't persuade me." Tian Limai said.
"Alas, Brother Mai, we haven't known each other for a long time, and it is said that we don't have any deep friendships, but you have helped us a lot, especially this time, if it weren't for you, maybe I Zheng Yunzhi really wouldn't have succeeded in applying for the job, so, Brother Mai, you have to listen to my advice, go home immediately to prepare, and then go to high school." Zheng Yunzhi persuaded again.
"Brother Zheng, don't persuade me, it's not easy for me to successfully apply for the docent of this scenic spot, and the working environment here is also quite good, especially the cultural environment of the scenic spot." Tian Limai said.
"Brother Mai, this scenic spot docent is a fart for you in the future, as good as you, as long as you go to college and then enter the society, you must be in demand." Zheng Yun directly persuaded back.
Unexpectedly, Yang Cuo next to him took over the conversation and said: "Brother Zheng, I don't agree with what you say, how can you say that the work of the commentator of this scenic spot is a fart, regardless of the person's education, this is a very cherished job, as long as we do a good job, we will also make a big name." Also, you have been persuading my brother to go to high school and college, but have you thought about it, time is changing, people are also changing, my brother is excellent now, but who can guarantee that he will be better after studying in a few years? Maybe you'll be a nerd reading it!"
Zheng Yunzhi listened to Yang Cuo's words and wanted to be angry, Tian Limai smiled when he saw it, and said to Zheng Yunzhi: "Brother Zheng, what Yang Cuo said is not unreasonable, what will it be like in a few years, no one can say what!" ”
"Brother Mai, I really think it's a pity that you gave up studying, maybe you think your choice is the right one now, but you will regret it at some point." Zheng Yunzhi said.
The three of them then spoke for a while.
Yang Cuo quietly asked Tian Limai: "Brother, didn't you go to your sister's room?"
Tian Limai said softly: "I went, but my sister didn't seem to be in the room anymore." ”
"Oh, that's right, something should happen to my sister, right? It's so late and not in the room? Yang Cuo said worriedly.
"Brother, you are unnecessary, what will happen to her, sister? It's going to be fine!" Tian Limai said.
"Brother Mai, Yang Cuo, don't whisper to the two of you, go to sleep, you will leave the group tomorrow morning!" Zheng Yunzhi said.
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