"Your charges...... No, no, no, it's the crime they arranged for you to ......" Li Jiahua hesitated for a long time, and finally finished in one breath with a tone of early death and early superbirth: "Rape sow!"

After saying these four words, Li Jiahua only felt that the whole world was quiet, and then the whole sky collapsed.

Ye Fan, who was originally excited to listen to what his crime was, was petrified, and the four big words "rape sow" were like an atomic bomb, which directly brought super fatal damage to Ye Fan's heart.

Rape sow...... Rape sow......

The first to react was Ye Qiu.

"Hahaha......" Ye Qiu laughed so much that noodles squirted out of his nostrils, tears were in his eyes, his hands were frantically patting the countertop, the entire ramen house trolley was trembling, and he couldn't breathe with laughter, "Rape sow...... Hahaha...... Rape sow...... Hahaha...... No more...... I couldn't stop laughing...... Oops......"

Suddenly, Ye Qiu felt that the person who convicted them didn't have to be killed, the previous charge of "raping the sow" was not given to him, compared to Ye Fan's, his charge of "stealing women's underwear" was not so important, wasn't it ......? hahahaha...... No, I'm going to laugh for a while, this kind of extremely creative crime can be thought of, it's really talent, talent.

"Have you laughed enough...... Ye Fan's forehead exposed snake-like green tendons, obviously on the verge of going berserk, the large-caliber Colt in his hand was directly crushed by his clenched fist, Li Jiahua was shocked, Mom, it seems that I don't have to worry about whether this brother in front of me will up with one shot, but I have to worry about whether he will up with one punch......

"No more...... It's hilarious...... Oops...... I'm laughing to death......" Ye Qiu clutched his stomach and laughed breathlessly, "The island country is really full of talents, can this kind of crime really be thought of...... Whahaha, no, no, I'm going to laugh again......"

"Then you should die quickly!" Ye Fan said hatefully, very helpless, who let him hurt people desperately before, it was no wonder that others, so he had to secretly break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach. He decided to kill the ninja who convicted him to vent his anger, yes, killed, what a dog, Lao Tzu looks like the kind of criminal who will rape sows! Damn, this crime is a hundred times dirtier than stealing women's underwear!

"Ye Fan, there's no way about this, who made you look like a good person, right, it's no wonder that others ...... What do men care most about when they walk in the world? It is dignity and honor, but the most important thing is to have a clear conscience. As long as you have a clear conscience, even if it's a crime, it's all fake, right? Rape sow...... I-hee-hee-hee...... Ahem...... What about raping sows! Ye Fan, have you done it? You haven't done it! Since you haven't done it, then you don't have to worry about it, right? Just like me, I have even endured the crime of stealing women's underwear, what is your charge of raping sows! Ye Qiu looked bitter, but the smile that he couldn't help but completely betrayed what he wanted in his heart.

"Get out of your uncle!" Ye Fan scolded.

"Hahahaha, Ye Fan, don't worry, I promise, after returning to Huaxia, I will never tell anyone that you were raped as a criminal in the island country...... No, no, no, it's just a crime of raping a sow...... What's the big deal, right, hahaha......" Ye Qiu laughed, the strongest person in Huaxia was accused of raping a sow, no matter how you think about it, it's funny.

"Shut up, pervert who steals underwear!" Ye Fan glared at Ye Qiu hatefully.

"Uh-huh, yes, yes, yes, I'm perverted, I steal underwear, at least I didn't rape the sow...... Wahahaha......" Ye Qiu said and laughed again.

Ye Fan had no choice but to face Li Jiahua with a black face: "Boy, who sent these two photos?"

Li Jiahua shook his head in a panic: "I don't know, these two photos were only sent to our Firebird Hall tonight, and the day before yesterday, Ruyao's family also sent us a map and a wanted notice, but the wanted notice is only for the eldest brother, and you two are the urgent notice sent by the family tonight." ”

"This family, such as Yao's family?" Ye Fan didn't understand.

However, Ye Qiu spoke on the side: "It should be a symbol of domination set up by the Ruyao Ninja Department in the dark world, this family is in charge of many gangs below, and the gangsters have to contribute their own income to this family every month." ”

"It seems that during this time, you have stolen a lot of knowledge in the island country in addition to stealing underwear......" Ye Fan regretted it as soon as he said this, didn't he die by himself. Sure enough, Ye Qiu smiled and replied: "Almost, at least I don't know anything else like others who only know rape sows." ”

"..............." Ye Fan wanted to cry.

"Although I don't know why you are wanted by your family with a heavy bounty of one billion, but we are all Huaxia, I advise you to flee quickly, at least with my cover, it is still no problem for you to leave here safely. Li Jiahua said sincerely to Ye Qiu and Ye Fan.

"Yours, conscience, greatly good!" Ye Fan gave a thumbs up and praised, "Sure enough, the people of our Great Heavenly Empire can be trusted! Brother, I have wronged you! I will report back to the organization as soon as possible and save you when I go back!"

Li Jiahua's face twitched, what the hell is this, what do you mean by what you said to the undercover agent! I'm not an undercover agent, hey, brother, you're mistaken!

"Little brother, please tell me, if we are going to Shinjuku District, how should I go?" Ye Qiu stretched out his head at this time.

Shinjuku City...... There is a train here to Shinjuku, but why are you going to Shinjuku, you should go to Tokyo, where the Chinese embassy in the island country is, you can go there for help, the whole island country gangs should be looking for you like crazy for a billion island coins, it will be very dangerous for you to run around like this. Li Jiahua said kindly.

"Oh, I really didn't misunderstand you, sure enough, we are all a family in Huaxia, your conscience is very good!" Ye Fan sighed.

Can you talk well, brother, stop talking to me with your strange accent...... Li Jiahua was embarrassed.

"Actually, let's go to Shinjuku ......" Ye Qiu said halfway through, he didn't know what to say, he couldn't say that in order to save my wives and exterminate a group of ninjas in the island country who wanted to dominate the world, I cooperated with the other two ninja grandmasters, and went to Shinjuku with a mask that could destroy the world to start a final battle with them, right?

Then Li Jiahua listened and said, oh, I understand, you two want to save the world, then I won't stop you, hey, hey, come on, send these two brothers to a psychiatric hospital first...... No, no, no, we'll grab it for a billion bounty.

"Actually, we have a national mandate. ”

Ye Fan suddenly said very heavily.

What the hell!? Hey, hey, brother, you changed your role too quickly, right? What kind of major tasks do you have for the country! The country didn't ask you to come here to assist me for a bet of 600 million Huaxia coins and a odds of 1 to 10! Ye Qiu was embarrassed.

"Ah...... This, this, this...... Is this true?" Li Jiahua looked incredulous, and then had an expression that should have been like this as a matter of course, "I'll just say, you two must not be that simple, otherwise you wouldn't have been arrested for the ridiculous crime of stealing underwear and raping sows, but you were wanted with a heavy reward of one billion island coins." ”

"You really believe it......" Ye Qiu suddenly felt that this world was not so simple.

"Don't mention those four words!" Ye Fan was full of black lines, then took a deep breath, adjusted his mentality, and said, "We are carrying the mission of Huaxia, which is related to the prosperity of Huaxia, and you must keep it secret after you hear it." ”

What the heck...... Carrying the mission of China, it is related to the prosperity of China...... Brother, I feel ashamed if you don't feel ashamed! I'm just saving my wife! And what kind of secrets do you keep in this kind of place! There's also an uncle who sells ramen here!

"Don't worry, even if I am in an island country, I am still a Chinese! My heart is still a beating heart of China! My blood flows with the blood of China!" Li Jiahua looked righteous and awe-inspiring, I will not go to hell, who will go to hell, and swear to be authentic.

Ye Qiu...... Ye Qiu couldn't laugh anymore if he wanted to, and he couldn't complain.

"Just three days ago, we discovered that someone had invaded our country's secret laboratory and stole one of our secret technologies! This technology has been successfully researched in Huaxia, and it is the first country in the world to have successfully researched!" Ye Fan looked proud, "But because of secrecy, I can't tell you." ”

That's because you don't even know what the hell it is...... Ye Qiu's face twitched countless times, and the balls also hurt countless times.

"Mmmm, I understand, tell me quickly, how is that technology!" Li Jiahua asked with a look of relief that I understand you.

"After investigation, we found out that the person who stole our technology turned out to be an island countryman!" Ye Fan said solemnly.

"What the hell made you see that the one who stole the things was from the island country......" Ye Qiu felt ashamed in his heart.

"So, for the prosperity of China, the country sent the two of us!"