Chapter 32 Watermelon Human Head Tofu Brain
Guo Tianxu and Guo Tianjue saw Ma Xiuying walking with the servants, their eyes lit up, and they looked at each other and snickered: Last night, Tuesday's head scared the two younger sisters to the point of urine, and they will find an opportunity to scare Ma Xiuying, and it is estimated that they can scare this girl into tears. The two www.biquge.info of them immediately warmly beckoned Ma Xiuying to ride in their ox cart, intending to make a good trick on her.
Ma Xiuying saw that the eyes of the Guo sisters were locked on her like knives, and she was happy in her heart, and deliberately walked towards the fourth ox cart. In the end, it is a child, short legs and short legs, and he is out of breath after walking for a while, and at this moment there is a car that does not sit in vain.
Although Zhang Tianyou has a close relationship with the Da Zhang family and knows that his sister does not want to see Ma Xiuying, he has been mixed with the Jianghu men for many years, and what he pays attention to is the word "righteousness". He actually admired Liu Dashan's deep affection in his heart - he died his wife for his brother and himself for his wife - so he did not embarrass Ma Xiuying, and took the initiative to pull her into the ox cart. As for the rule that men and women are not seated at the age of seven, it does not exist at all for the elder Zhang Tianyou. With the presence of elders in broad daylight, what can a few children do?
"Shameless!" Guo Daya and Guo Xiaoya pouted angrily, but they couldn't find a reason to stop them, so they had to draw circles one after another in their hearts to curse Ma Xiuying, and even blamed Guo Tianxu and Zhang Tianyou.
Guo Tianxu and Guo Tianjue approached Ma Xiuying and gestured excitedly: "Daddy gave us a gift last night, guess what?"
"I don't know. Ma Xiuying's eyelids drooped, she didn't have the heart to guess, she really wanted to sleep now.
"To give you a hint, it's round, it's big, it's red, and there's juice coming out. ”
"Watermelon?" Ma Xiuying suddenly found that she was thirsty and hungry, her heart moved with her mind, and her stomach immediately screamed.
Guo Tianjue sneered: "Didn't you eat? You're so stupid, you don't know how to eat something before leaving." ”
Ma Xiuying rolled her eyes, "You think I'm you, I'll be called up when you're still sleeping, how long did you sleep and eat, I stood in the yard for as long as I wanted." ”
"You deserve it!" Guo Tianjue continued to fall into the well.
Ma Xiuying waved her fist, and when she saw Guo Tianjue quickly restrain her smile, she shrank behind Guo Tianxu before twisting her head aside. She wouldn't really bother with this little kid, but she could scare him.
"Here, cushion bottom. Zhang Tianyou took a white-flour steamed bun from the baggage.
"Thank you, uncle. Ma Xiuying took it and gobbled it up.
Guo Tianxu and Guo Tianjue stared at Ma Xiuying eating steamed buns with great interest, and said with a wicked smile: "Tell you, the gift that Daddy gave us is a human head, and we use it as a ball to kick, and when we kick the white brain, it will flow out, and the brain will be as white as the steamed bun in your hand." ”
"Yes? Have you tasted what it tastes like? But I've heard that human brains are similar to your favorite tofu brains, and they're all white and slippery. By the way, did you eat tofu brains this morning?" Ma Xiuying swallowed the last bite of steamed buns casually, if this could scare her, then the crime scene she came into contact with in her previous life to deal with all kinds of tragic murders was not in vain?
"Vomit, vomit......" No one answered Ma Xiuying's question, and only a retching sound came from the car.
Even Zhang Tianyou, who doesn't take human life seriously, feels that his tongue is sour, let alone the Guo brothers. The two brothers' faces turned white, their stomachs turned upside down, they originally wanted to scare and scare Ma Xiuying, but they turned out to make themselves extremely disgusting. The tofu brain I ate in the morning has been almost digested, but now I can't vomit it out, and I feel uncomfortable holding it back.
"Okay, tell me what's going on with that head? I heard the eldest sister say that I caused everyone to leave Dingyuan. Ma Xiuying changed the topic, not wanting to make the two brothers too miserable, so that the big Zhang family would wear small shoes for herself.
The poor two brothers just suppressed their disgust, and were once again aroused by Ma Xiuying's words, the head of the person who was kicked by them as a ball last night is now dangling in front of them like a dream demon, and the two brothers couldn't hold back anymore, leaned down and vomited.
Zhang Tianyou hurriedly stopped the ox cart, let the two nephews get out of the car and vomit, and secretly swore that he would never eat tofu brain again.
Seeing that the team suddenly stopped, Da Zhang immediately sent Guo Daya over to inquire about the reason.
Where are the two brothers willing to admit that they are being tricked instead of being tricked, so they casually found a reason for motion sickness to prevaricate.
"Motion sickness?" Da Zhang looked at the ox cart, which was not much faster than his own walking speed, and said to Xiao Zhang seriously: "Sister, our children lack exercise and are too squeamish, so we have to let them go out for a walk more in the future." ”
Xiao Zhang nodded in agreement, but he slandered in his heart: It should be you who get out of the car and walk more, or it will be a problem whether this ox cart can pull us to Changzhou.
"Mother, it must be Ma Xiuying who is playing tricks, she got on the ox cart, and the eldest brother and fourth brother were uncomfortable. Guo Daya pursed her lips jealously. The eldest brother kept making his eyes look and did not allow the fourth brother to speak, as if he was hiding something, maybe he was shielding Ma Xiuying. A broom star, why should the eldest brother be good to her.
"Forget it, with your uncle here, Ma Xiuying doesn't dare to be weird. Da Zhang believed that his younger brother would not watch his two nephews being bullied, but he didn't know that men would value face more than anything else. At least Zhang Tianyou thinks that it is a shame for his nephew to lose miserably with Ma Xiuying, and he has no face to say it everywhere.
Guo Tianxu and Guo Tianjue no longer dared to tease Ma Xiuying, and collapsed on the ox cart on their stomachs, listening to Zhang Tianyou and Ma Xiuying chatting.
Ma Xiuying had already learned from Zhang Tianyou's mouth about the origin of the head and everyone's plan to go to Cheung Chau. It turned out that Guo Zixing continued to play the trick of "repairing the plank road in the open and Chen Cang in the dark". When she heard that Guo Zixing was going to lead a team to Haozhou to seek another development, she was both happy and worried: Lao Guo has finally taken the first step to establish political power, and Zhu Yuanzhang should also appear, right? But what does Zhu Yuanzhang look like now? How old is it? History books describe the emperor as handsome and mighty, and dignified, but if Zhu Yuanzhang is actually a strange uncle with crooked melons and cracked dates, will he marry or not?
Zhang Tianyou didn't know what Ma Xiuying was worried about, and seeing that her face was cloudy, he thought that she was afraid that Guo Zixing would also have an accident like her father, and comforted: "My brother-in-law Guangji has friends, and there are people he knows in the courts and rivers, and he has many brothers under him, so don't worry about nieces." When we come back after staying in Cheung Chau for a while, my brother-in-law may have already torn apart the mountain and established himself as king. Haha, when the time comes, I will be a big official. ”
Ma Xiuying secretly despises it, ramming goods is ramming goods, her knowledge is really shallow, is it great to be a hegemon of one side? I think that her Ma Xiuying's husband will be the overlord of the world in the future, and she has nothing to be proud of.
Moreover, these men and lakes only know how to fight fists, but they don't have long brains, and they must know that the opponents they will face in the future will not be the scoundrels who fight in the towns and villages, but the thousands of regular troops of the imperial court. Two fists are invincible to four hands, even if one or ten are overturned, can a hundred or a thousand be overturned?
What is the most important thing at this time? Strategy! It is best to use one's own wisdom to direct the fists of others to resist the enemy's attack. This is the difference between a smart man and a rammed goods, thousands of rammed goods have fallen, and a smart man has stood up!
Ma Xiuying's heart lit up a raging fire, if Zhu Yuanzhang is also a rammer like Zhang Tianyou, the old lady will dismantle all the parts of his body and retrain him to be a smart person!
After walking for several hours, the buttocks of the car ached, and the legs of the walk trembled, because everyone went out for the first time and did not grasp the time, so that they missed the inn.
Seeing that the sky was getting darker and darker, Zhang Tianyou found an empty plain and ordered everyone to rest on the spot and wait for dawn before setting off.
The Guo sisters shouted in shock and fear: "Stay here tonight? No, we want to stay at the guest house! The ground is cold and hard, maybe there are wild beasts infested, it is too dangerous." ”
Da Zhang's family was also reluctant to settle in the wilderness, and hesitated: "God bless, if we go further, maybe there will be a town or village in front of us." ”
Zhang Tianyou persuaded him: "Eldest sister, there is no village in front of this deserted suburb, there is no store behind the village, let alone the town, even ordinary people don't know how long it will take to meet it." The road ahead is no longer clear, and it is even more dangerous to continue walking. The place I chose can see the situation around us, there are many of us, everyone will be fine in a group, you can rest in the car for a few hours and continue to drive as soon as the morning dawns. ”
"Uncle is right, Madame, although rest assured, we will not blink our eyelids when we are around, and we will ensure that we are safe. Several nursing home men also agreed with Zhang Tianyou's opinion.
Zhang Tianyou ordered people to surround the ox cart into a rectangle, the women and children slept inside, the servants slept outside, and a few fires were lit next to it, and he and the men in the courtyard took turns to keep vigil.
Da Zhang's had no choice but to take the children and sleep lightly.
Hastily nibbled a few mouthfuls of dry food, and Ma Xiuying was also ready to rest. Except for the ox cart that pulled the luggage, it couldn't lie down, and the other ox carts were all occupied by the Da Zhang family and the Guo family brothers and sisters, and she could only sleep on the cold ground. The gravel all over the ground made her body sore, and the cold air was like maggots on the tarsal bones, and she simply stopped sleeping, and looked up at the starry sky with her eyes wide open.
In autumn, the moon is rarely seen, only a few stars are scattered in the sky, and the night is like a thick black curtain that covers the endless wilderness. The mountain peaks in the distance were like a giant python lying silently, occasionally blowing a bitter gust of wind, mixed with some unpredictable sounds, as if in the ears and as if in the distance, as if it was very clear and as if it was very vague, like a desolate and dark wilderness crying out in pain.
Ma Xiuying wrapped her single clothes and planned to go to the fire to keep warm, when she suddenly heard the sound of hurried horses' hooves, and couldn't help but look up.