Let's go on a rampage! Tong Xiangyu! 1
"No problem, I'll take care of it!" Xiao Liu's chest slapped loudly.
When Xiao Liu heard this, he was not happy, and retorted: "Lao Bai, you are not right about this. Since the first day I was a fast catcher, the shopkeeper Tong has taken great care of me, if I don't take a handle at this time, am I still a human being? Do I have a face to be a head catcher? ”
"Lao Bai!"
"Why don't you understand, although I say that my brain is not good, but I can understand the words, isn't it hearing?" As he spoke, Xiao Liu took out the suona pinned behind his back, "Is this it?" Is this it? If you shout twice, louder than it, I'll give you 800 kowtows on the spot, believe it or not? ”
Xiaobei, as a relative of Tong Xiangyu, has the most right to speak: "Let him try, let him try." ”
"Don't worry, Xiaoliu will definitely not disappoint everyone."
The eyes of the rest of the people who were moved by Xiaobei were red, and only Xiao Guo, who had mastered the truth, felt inexplicable, "What is this, it's a mess." ”
Seeing Xiao Bei crying hoarsely, Xiao Guo only felt a toothache, "Okay, good, go and go, Xiao Bei is good, don't talk nonsense when you see your sister-in-law for a while, otherwise you will pay the price." ”
Xiao Guo couldn't say it explicitly, so he could only try his best to fool: "Uh... You don't care about this, anyway, even if you want to talk, you have to hold your sister-in-law and pick the good ones to say! It's better to be able to sing. ”
Xiao Guo was annoyed by the question, and put on a stinky face: "Alas, what you say is not as good as singing." Your sister-in-law is good about this, maybe listen to it, and wake up when she is happy! ”
Everyone rushed in, and the shopkeeper was still lying on the bed.
Lao Bai, Xiao Bei, and Xiao Guo stood on the left side of the bed, their faces full of grief, and Xiao Liu went back to the past in a trance, "Alas, this scene is too familiar, no, I haven't blown it for a long time, practice first..."
Xiaoliu took the suona and directly played the tune of the white thing - "Crying Emperor", and the emotions of the three of them came up at once, hugging each other and crying.
Xiaoliu was also quite embarrassed, and hurriedly stood up, "I'm sorry, I'm used to it, every time I see someone lying down, I can't help it, I want to blow..."
"Yes, maybe we jump, jump, and the shopkeeper jumps!"
A cheerful song "Carrying a Flower Sedan Chair" blew out, and Lao Bai and they really jumped up...
In the face of Lao Bai's harsh criticism, Xiao Liu also lost his temper: "What's the matter? It is not good for the sad, nor for the happy. Don't blow it, don't blow it! ”
Lao Bai also knew that he was irritable just now, but he couldn't pull his face to apologize, so he could only change the topic: "Bei, you can give one to your sister-in-law, come to one who is not sad or happy, sad and happy, sad with joy, happy with sadness, let your sister-in-law listen." ”
"Come closer, blow into your ears!" Xiao Guo instructed Xiao Liu to accompani.
Bai Zhantang: "Sugar gourd? ”
Mo Xiaobei continued to sing the drum: "The nose is like that fried cake, one person, two corn pastes flow from below!"
Guo Furong endured her nausea and guessed: "I guess it's snot, right?" ”
Bai Zhantang said in his heart: This is about the same!
Guo Furong was not angry, nor was she laughing: "Grandma, in addition to the sugar gourd, can you sing something else?" ”
Lao Bai and Xiao Guo couldn't listen to it, so they went out with bitter faces.
Outside the door, Bai Zhantang couldn't help but complain: Isn't that a pig's ear?
At this time, Tong Xiangyu was already about to be tortured and crazy: Kill me, my god, I beg you, let them go quickly, I really can't listen to it......
"How? What do you think? Lao Bai asked impatiently.
Xiaoliu was also short of breath for a while, "We have tried our best, we usually have to play and sing, and even the cow has to go crazy." ”
"Forget it, Xiaoliu doesn't mean anything else. Six, take Xiaobei to the backyard to rest for a while. ”