Lynch smiled lightly and said, "What's wrong with scolding you, growing into braised pork and not letting others scold you?" If I had looked down on you, I would have beaten you into a pig's head, you know? ”

I have to admit that Lynch's metaphor is simply too vivid, if the braised pork is beaten, what is it if it is not pig's head meat?

"You...... You, you, you, you dare to scold again! The fat on Fan Tong's body trembled, and his tongue was not good.

"So you like to be scolded? It seems that you are not only a rice bucket, but also a masochist, but I don't have such a heavy taste, I advise you to do what you should do, but you must not go into the pigsty. Lynch said with a hippie smile.

"Why can't I go into the pigsty?" Fan Tong said curiously.

"I'm afraid I won't be able to tell the pig."

"You...... You actually called me a pig? ”

"It has nothing to do with me whether you are a pig or a dog, I don't want to see you now, if you know each other, get out of here, I don't want to bully livestock." Lynch then scolded, he felt that this Fan Tong was really wonderful, not only the strange human appearance, but also the strange brain in the strange, commonly known as the pig brain.

"Brother Lynch, I think he's like a game character." Han Shiyao began to make bad paths.

"Game characters? With his image, the game will use him. Lynch scoffed.

"Angry Birds, everyone has played it, right?"

"Mm-hmm, I did, but he doesn't look like a bird."

"Brother Lynch is so stupid, there are not only birds in Angry Birds, but also fat pigs, hehe."

"You...... You guys! Fan Tong felt that his stomach was full of gas, and if he held it back, it would definitely explode.

"Okay, well, since you dare to scold me, then don't blame me for being rude." Fan Tong shouted indignantly.

Lynch smiled and said, "You're welcome, what can you do, do you still want to transform into a pig man to beat me?" But even if you transform, I'm not afraid of you, because my sister can transform into Sailor Moon and destroy you on behalf of the moon! ”

"What...... What a mess, I don't have to transform to beat you! I've practiced taekwondo nine dans! In his urgency, Fan Tong thought of a way to rectify Lynch, although it was a bitter plan, but at the moment he felt that it was only this trick.

"Have you practiced taekwondo nine dans? You practice a glass hammer, you. Lynch glanced at him, and said in his heart, is this guy crazy, he still practices taekwondo, I think taekwondo will practice you first.

"What's the matter, don't you accept it?" Fan Tong's fish-eyed thief slid around and said provocatively: "I don't accept you to beat me, you don't have the guts." ”

"I'll dirty my hands when I hit you." Lynch sneered, the more he looked at Fan Tong, the more he felt that something was wrong, this person was too cheap, not only did he like to be scolded, but he also liked to be beaten, did he have masochistic paranoia?

"Cut, if you don't dare, you don't dare, why are you making so many excuses, cowards drink cold water." Fan Tongyi stepped back while provocatively, and quickly retreated under the camera.

He wanted to artificially create a video of being beaten by Lynch, so that he could use his friends in the white road and his connections in the hospital to do tricks and tricks in the examination, and arrest Lynch in the bureau, preferably ten or eight years, so that he could have a good taste of prison. This is not flawed, but also convincing, far better than finding someone to beat him up, without this kid's intervention, Xiao Wenwen will be in my pocket sooner or later, hahaha, I'm just a genius!

When Lynch saw his strange behavior, he also guessed that several nurses at the front desk behind Fan Tong were also whispering, not knowing what Fan Tong was going to do.

"Is this guy crazy?" Zhang Liang muttered: "Brother Lin, there must be a demon when things happen, in my opinion, you should go, ignore him." ”

Ignore him? Lynch said in his heart: This is not my style of doing things, if I don't give him some color, he really thinks I'm afraid of him.

"You can see he's trying to lure me into a trap?" Lynch whispered.

"Well, this guy is very sinister." Zhang Liang continued: "My mother was fooled by him, and she almost gave my sister to him. ”

"Then you don't plan to teach him a lesson?" Lynch asked.

"Teach him?" When Zhang Liang heard this, he was embarrassed: "Brother Lin, you also know the situation in my family, I ...... I can't fight him. ”

"Okay, the eldest husband can bend and stretch, endure a knife on his head, endure the past is a hero, now I will give you a chance to be a hero, do you dare to do it?" Lynch said indifferently, he really wanted to try whether Zhang Liang, this kid, had the capital to mix with him.

"Hit him?" Zhang Liang hesitated.

"What, scared?" Lynch laughed.

"I was a little scared just now, but I'm not afraid now!" Zhang Liang clenched his fists and said: "Insulting my dignity and bullying my sister, this kind of person, I have long wanted to fight!" It's a big deal to go to prison with Brother Lin after the fight, and you can still take care of each other! ”

"Good brother, look at the way I look." Lynch said in his heart: Is it so strict, I am afraid that the prison where I can be held in China Lynch has not been built yet!

"Hey, you two, what are you muttering, don't you dare to try to escape?" Fan Tong slapped the table and shouted: "I sue you, if anyone doesn't dare to fight today, he will be a turtle king with a shrunken head, and he has no fart to give birth." Eye. ”

Seeing the indignant looks of the two, Fan Tong even jumped up even harder.

While jumping, he shouted: "I'm jumping over, I'm jumping back again, what's the matter, hit me." ”

Before the words fell, the red-eyed Zhang Liang ran in a few steps, and with a volley of whip legs, he slapped Fan Tong's fat face directly.

Before the target fell, Lynch walked like a gust of wind, raising his hand was a big-eared scraper, and the sound was like setting off a firecracker, as loud as it should be.

The little nurses were frightened and stepped back one by one. Lu Yuxin didn't hold it, Han Shiyao kicked up, three people with six feet, and attacked the fat pig lying on the ground indiscriminately, and after a while, Fan Tong's Zhou body was all printed with clear shoe prints, and the patterns were all different.

Fan Tong didn't expect that this group of people would really dare to do it, and they couldn't stop it at all, they simply beat him to death.

"Hey, stop fighting...... My tummy ...... Whew......"

"Don't step on my face, ahh......hh My balls...... I'm going to be crushed......"

Needless to say, this must be Han Shiyao practicing cutting off her children and grandchildren, this violent girl, she choked Lynch enough, and said in her heart: You are not afraid of stepping him into a eunuch.

When the fight was over, Fan Tongzhen was just like Lynch predicted, the braised pork was beaten into pig's head, and his fat face was swollen and tall, looking like a real pig's head.

Lynch leaned on the front desk, holding a cigarette in one hand, and said helplessly: "A few nurse crushes, you all heard it just now, it was he who insisted that we beat him." ”

"yes, I've never heard such a stupid request in my life." Zhang Liang cracked his mouth and smiled, for the first time in his life, he felt that he was alive, he really like a man, beating someone he had always wanted to beat but didn't dare to beat, this kind of high-eyebrow rush is not something that everyone has the opportunity to enjoy.

Fan Tong got up from the ground and glared at the little nurse behind him viciously, which means: Whoever dares to meddle in things, I will call him good-looking!

"How does it feel?" Lynch laughed.

"Hehe, you're quite kind, the picture you just hit me has been recorded, you just wait for the police to arrest you!" Seeing that it was done, Fan Tongtu was poor and dagger-free.

He thought that Lynch would be shocked, after all, his bitter trick was too insidious for ordinary people to see through it.

I didn't know that Lynch just smiled indifferently and said: "Record it, record it, I knew you had this hobby, I should have put on a few poses after beating you, asking you to treasure it, and when you were bored, I was reliving the process of you being beaten into a pig's head." ”

The rice bucket said in his heart: "Fuck boy, it's all about to be in trouble, just this injury on my body is enough to seriously hurt, at least sentence you to 20 years in prison!"

He rubbed his swollen cheeks, glared at Lynch with very arrogant eyes, took out his mobile phone and started calling.

"Hey, hey, big brother, I'm a rice bucket."

"What's the matter with you? I was beaten in the hospital. ”

", a bastard boy who doesn't know where to get out of there."

"I don't think there's any background."

"Who's going to do it first? He made the first move......"

"Uh-huh, in the surveillance area."

"What, you're near the hospital? You're going to send someone right away? Okay, I'll be waiting in the hospital. ”

Hung up the phone, Fan Tong's big mouth was about to go to the sky, that means: You will know immediately what the fate of offending me is.

In just three or five minutes, a big bald head walked out of the elevator room.

"Haha, you just wait to die, boy, my eldest brother's driver is here." This made Fan Tong happy and strode up to meet him.

When the big bald head saw Fan Tong, he was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "Who is so bold and dares to beat you like this?" ”

Fan Tongyi pointed at Lynch and shouted: "This kid took the lead in the fight, and I have physical evidence." ”

The big bald head glanced at Lynch and said tentatively, "Brother mixed up on that road?" How come I haven't seen it? ”

Lynch sneered: "The two of us are mixed with two ways, it's normal that you haven't seen me." ”

"Oh, let me introduce myself, my name is Ah Qiang, and the Taoist is called Bald Qiang, I don't know if you have heard of me?" The big bald head began to show his identity, he used to be an elite thug of the Tianhao Gang, and after quitting the rivers and lakes, he worked as a driver and bodyguard for the boss, and he was a little famous in Qinling City, and there were many contacts on the **** white road.

"Bald headed, huh? You're not a lumberjack in the primeval forest, what are you doing here? Lynch was a little puzzled, isn't the bald head Qiang a person in the cartoon, how could someone call it by such a name. Lynch is still very interested in cartoons, and every day after dinner, he has to accompany the two little girls to watch the disc of "Bear Infested" for a while.

"Oh, I see, you must have been kicked out by a stinky bear, right?" Lynch then asked.

In the face of Lynch's spoof, the bald head took a tolerant attitude, he has been out of the rivers and lakes for many years, and generally does not do anything with people.

"Since the little brother doesn't give me face so much, then I have to call Captain Liang of the criminal police team and ask him to administer justice!"

Fan Tongyi listened, laughed and said: "Qiangzi, you are too good, you actually know the captain of our criminal police team in Qinling City, hahaha, beat my boy, I see how long you can be arrogant, you just wait to sit through the prison......"

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