Chapter 176: Strange Sister Liu
Ten minutes later, everyone surrounded the crying Liu Xingyu and kept comforting him, and the big mouth sat pitifully at the door, waiting for everyone's reprimand.
After hearing what happened, Tong Xiangyu became angry, slapped the table, and shouted: "Li Dazui, it's out of breath! ”
Li Dazui was very innocent, and retorted in a low voice: "Shopkeeper, I don't have it, I really don't..."
Liu Xingyu gently wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "He really didn't." ”
Li Dazui seemed to have seen a living Bodhisattva, and immediately said to the girl: "Thank you, thank you..."
But the next sentence knocked the big mouth into the bottomless abyss: "But he is more serious than chaos." ”
"Huh?"
"Li Dazui, I knew you were such a person, I would never have accosted you. ”
Chu Nan knew that this little girl with pear blossoms and rain was here to cheat, so he didn't mind adding some difficulties to the other party.
"So you took the initiative to talk to him. ”
Liu Xingyu has experienced a hundred battles, and this verbal provocation can basically be ignored.
"It's called a misstep into a thousand years of hatred, I thought, I thought he..."
Hey, it's no wonder that a woman's sharpest weapon is tears.
It's just a big mouth, a big mouth, and you're going to be sad again.
"Don't cry, don't cry, with me, I will definitely administer justice to you." The shopkeeper turned his head and severely reprimanded Li Dazui: "Look at what, lower your head!"
Big Mouth immediately lowered his head honestly.
Guo Furong also joined in the fun: "The waist is straight, it's useless for us to pretend to be pitiful." ”
Zhu Wushuang is also very disgusted about the big mouth, plus he has also experienced emotional injuries, and under the sympathy of the same disease, Wushuang's comfort is the most sincere: "This girl, I am the only one in this town to catch Zhu Wushuang, if you want to have any grievances in your heart, just say it, heaven and justice are in the hearts of the people, and we will never bend the law for personal gain because we are very familiar with him." ”
"Li Dazui, he is, he is the most despicable and shameless person in the world... Dressed beasts..."In the end, the girl couldn't cry.
Lu Xiucai was affected by the atmosphere of the scene, and stood up with a slap of the chair: "It's not as good as even a beast!"
Chu Nan turned his head and glanced at him calmly, Xiucai also knew that he had lost his temper, so he wanted to cover up and added: "That's called amphibians, such as snakes and lizards or something..."
Who would have thought that Liu Xingyu would actually protect the old hen of the cubs, and said angrily to Lu Xiucai: "Shut up, you are not allowed to talk about my brother like that!"
"Brother Mouth?"
All the staff were shocked by this sharp title, and even the big mouth looked at Liu Xingyu blankly.
"In my heart, his mouth is not big, so I call him Brother Mouth. ”
"Why does it sound so awkward?" Guo Furong muttered twice, and then said funny to Li's mouth: "Mouth... Brother~"
"This is my own patent, only I can call him Brother Mouth, in my heart, he used to be a man who stood up to the sky, but the iron-clad facts have proved that those are all illusions, he is a sheep in wolf's clothing!"
"Huh?"
"Oh, it's a wolf in sheep's clothing"!
Chu Nan was stunned by this girl's acting skills, but unfortunately, Chu Nan did not have an Oscar for her.
"Alright, girl, stop patronizing personal attacks, be specific. ”
"Last night, I walked on the road alone and had a good ......"
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The following events are narrated by Liu Xingyu:
Liu Xingyu was walking on the road alone, and suddenly a tile fell from the roof, which happened to fall in front of her, she picked up the tile, looked up and saw the big mouth lying on the roof, and muttered: "It's not fair, it's not fair, you think they are better than me, they are all in pairs, I also want to be in pairs, no, you have to send me a daughter-in-law, and it has to be exactly the same as Whelan, otherwise I will shoot you to death with the tile....."
Liu Xingyu climbed onto the roof: "Sure enough, it's you?"
Li Da's mouth was drunk and his eyes were hazy: "Who are you, don't come here, I'll call someone here." ”
"I'm walking down there, why are you going to hit me with something?"
Li Dazui was already confused, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, what, I didn't smash it, I'll rub it for you.... Wow~~"
Liu Xingyu grabbed the big mouth and twisted it backhand, "I asked why you hit me with something?"
"I'm not aiming at you, I'm rushing at ......" The big mouth was stunned, and it was hard to continue, "Okay, I really don't know that you are underneath, I want to know that I don't dare to throw it down if you kill you below." As he spoke, he directly picked up a tile and handed it to her, "Otherwise, you can shoot me with this, don't smash your head, you can shoot whatever you want, come, shoot." ”
Liu Xingyu took the tile and prepared to shoot, Li Dazui hid aside out of instinct, the girl thought about it, or threw away the tile, "Forget it, if you want to encounter something difficult, just wait to lose money, be careful in the future and I'll tell you!"
Liu Xingyu was about to leave, and the big mouth continued to pick up the wine jug and pour wine, and Liu Xingyu couldn't help but come back when he saw it.
"Is God really treating you badly?"
"He didn't treat me badly, I had nothing to drink, he didn't miss me, what did he do on the roof alone?"
Liu Xingyu actually sat down and picked up his heart: "I also have times when I am in a particularly bad mood, when I am in a bad mood, I just look at the moonlight, and my mood will slowly get better." Speaking of this, the girl sighed sadly: "Only at this time do I feel that I am still alive in this world, so I like to walk at night." ”
Li Dazui sang directly: "When the moon goes, I will go too...... Have you heard this song?"
Liu Xingyu looked at the moon and shook his head slightly: "No." ”
Li Dazui didn't know which tendon was wrong, and directly handed over the wine jug: "Do you want to drink?"
"I won't drink. ”
"Drink some, you said that the rivers and lakes are so big, let's meet and talk for a while, that's also fate, come...."
"Good. ”
Liu Xingyu took the flask and took a sip, but was choked and coughed repeatedly: "This wine is so spicy." ”
"Hehe, you're pretty spicy too.... Uh, don't take it seriously, I'm talking nonsense after drinking. ”
"My surname is Liu, and my name is Liu Xingyu. ”
"Li Dazui, I'm glad to meet you. ”
"Fortunately. ”
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In this way, the more we talked, the more speculative we became, the more speculative we talked, and we chatted for a whole night, as if we had known each other for a lifetime. ”
Li Dazui still looked ignorant: "Then, why don't I have any impression at all?" Seeing everyone's warning gaze, Dazui could only admit it, "Oh, it seems that there is indeed something wrong with my brain." What, what did I tell you?"
"Your mother, your friends, and your Whelan, and that darkiron kitchen knife, with Wangdefu on the front and Tai Ruibao on the back. ”
Seeing the other party's words, Li Dazui was completely convinced: "Oh mom, it seems that we have really talked about it." ”
"Do you remember?"
"Still no.... So after we talked, we didn't do anything, did we?"
Bai Zhantang smiled obscenely and whispered to Chu Nan: "Finally got to the point." ”
Actually, I can listen to this passage as well. Chu Nan immediately replied.
"We talked until dawn, and then you fell asleep in a daze. Then I helped him into the house..."
Everyone looked interested.
"After washing his face, I washed his feet again and gently covered him with the quilt..... Later, I was so busy washing and shabu that I haven't closed my eyes until now......"
Huh, doesn't seem to have any dry goods?
Lao Bai was disappointed: "I don't understand this, so if you two just chat, what do you hate him for?"
"He backtracked, he said he was going to marry me. ”
"Oh~~" Everyone shouted exaggeratedly while looking at Li Dazui teasingly.
Li Dazui was completely anxious: "When did I say that I would marry you? Then even if I said it, it would be a drunken job, and I don't count, sister." ”
"Drink it, then you can drink it, but why do you want to kiss me?"
Seeing that the girl covered her face in shame, everyone also coaxed.
"Li Dazui, I didn't expect you to have this hand?"
The big mouth was willing to carry this pot, and quickly denied it: "I didn't, I really didn't...."
"You still say no, you ---" Seeing the big mouth crying and mourning, Liu Xingyu cried again: "My face is still red." ”
"You can see it, you can see it. ”
"If you kiss me, you will kiss it, and you will swear that I will not marry me in this life, and if you don't marry me, you will not die..... My heart still hurts. ”
Li Dazui was also full of remorse: "I still swore a curse?" he said, and couldn't help but slap himself, "My stinky mouth! God, God, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I don't dare to throw anything at you anymore, I beg you to spare me." ”
Seeing that Li Dazui was cheap and behaved, the rest of the people were filled with righteous indignation. Next, Xiao Guo, Lao Bai, and Xiucai took turns to educate Big Mouth.
"Acting, I see if you dare to act again, Li Dazui, if you are a man, you must have the courage to take responsibility, I will kill you. ”
"You have to do what you say, or you don't want to be a man!"
"Li Dazui, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, this matter can't be ended by pretending to be stupid, I'll tell you. ”
Chu Nan saw that the big mouth was basically ravaged, and hurriedly came out to save the scene: "It's useless to say this, think about it, what are you going to do in the future?"
Li Dazui cried: "What should I do, how do you say I know what to do?"
Liu Xingyu still didn't want to be responsible when he saw Dazui, so he was even more sad: "It's really embarrassing, forget it, it's troublesome for everyone, and there will be a period later." ”
How could everyone let her go, and quickly grabbed her and persuaded her again:
"Hey, don't worry, this matter is still negotiable. ”
"He's still confused, let me tell you, he won't play tricks when he sobers up. ”
"Yes, it's not very good to have a big mouth, but he has a good heart, and he is definitely not the kind of person you think. ”
As soon as Liu Xingyu turned his head, Li Dazui immediately buried his head in the crotch of his pants.
"I see, I see, I'd better go, woo woo... Don't be annoying!"
"Girl, stay!"
"If you don't stay, it's going to be him. ”
Lao Bai and they also echoed: "Yes, and it's a lifetime, he was tortured by us so much that he couldn't survive and couldn't die, and he had to use his next life to repay his momentary sins!"
Seeing that the meteor shower was temporarily holding down his intentions, the shopkeeper hurriedly ordered: "What are you still doing in a daze, why don't you hurry up and open a room for Miss Liu?"