Lan Jie very formally applied to the commander-in-chief Kong Lingnan through the gate post and asked to take Xiao Jianhua and his party into the base. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Kong Lingnan comprehended, and after approving this request, he hurriedly contacted Ye Feng.

In fact, as soon as Lan Jie and Xiao Jianhua entered the monitoring range of the base, Ye Feng knew about it.

"Uncle Lan brought him out, why did you want us to get it? It's not that there is no garrison nearby, what does it mean for us to go to this scientific research unit?" Ye Feng asked Kong Lingnan.

"A direct call from the military office said that we were responsible for the end of what we had done. I mean, it's none of our business. But I said Xiaofeng, you can live in peace, don't toss, okay. You can't avoid him and it's over. Kong Lingnan was also a little nerve-wracking.

"Hehe, Uncle Kong, do you know everything?" Ye Feng was a little embarrassed.

"You're pretty much unabashed, and anyone will know if you look into it a little. Yesterday's police call, today's police call, you called. And at the beginning of today, you dragged Xiao Jianhua and them to a small alley, and they were all filmed by surveillance, and you withdrew the bullets from the chamber and threw them on the ground, inciting the aunts to beat Xiao Jianhua and them, all of which were seen. When Kong Lingnan said this, he touched his forehead with his hand very helplessly.

"You don't know why he came, Uncle Kong, they want to get your lovely eldest nephew in, and then use a tiger chair, chili water, and a red-hot iron soldering iron to torture me, not like a human ghost or a ghost, I'm so pitiful, I haven't had a mother since I was a child, and my father is not reliable, I haven't seen it a few times, woo-" Ye Feng pretended to be pitiful.

"Hurry up and stop-" Kong Lingnan hurriedly stopped him: "Okay, okay, you can live in the base steadily." I'll take it for you. If you have nothing to do, go and give your master a hand, Professor Zeng hasn't been out of the laboratory for more than half a month. ”

"Okay. Ye Feng said obediently.

After placing Xiao Jianhua and them, Lan Jie sneaked over to find Ye Feng: "I said Xiaofeng, you are bad enough, you tossed people enough, Xiao Jianhua's iron-clad man shed tears." ”

Ye Feng crackled on the keyboard in front of the computer, and said without looking back: "Come and don't be rude, I'm light on him like this." It's impossible not to participate in the college entrance examination league because I avoided him. ”

Lan Jie: "But you have also done too obviously, attacking active duty soldiers, resisting military orders, and the crime is one more degree." ”

Ye Feng smiled: "Who is the active soldier? As for the military order, I didn't receive it, I don't know. At that time, I went down to the company. ”

Lan Jie: "Xiao Jianhua said that they showed their identities. And the documents were presented. ”

"Haha, it was only after showing the ID that we subdued them. With forged documents and swindling everywhere, and carrying standard weapons, we are doing harm to the people. Ye Feng was overjoyed: "Look at these things on the table." ”

Lan Jie looked at Xiao Jianhua's documents one by one: "There's no problem, what's wrong." ”

Ye Feng: "You take a closer look at the seal part." ”

"Ah, how can this be?" Lan Jie seemed to have discovered a new world, all the documents were not stamped with steel seals, and the photos and paper were as smooth as ever. The red chapter of the direct agency is also blurred, and if you look closely, there are typos on the chapter.

Ye Feng: "A group of dangerous elements with such shoddy documents and guns attempted to hold me hostage as an active duty officer, and it is our sacred duty for us to subdue them." ”

Lan Jie: "How did you do that? These documents were indeed issued by the military department, not forged. But why are these chapters-"

Ye Feng smiled: "I also have a teacher, who is a master in the world of calligraphy and painting, and I followed him to learn some gold stone carvings and seals and other furs. ”

"Holy, you can use anything you learn to use it in crooked ways. Lan Jie scolded and then asked, "How did you get the steel seal?"

"Pressurized and heated it and ironed him. "Ye Feng didn't tell the truth here, he was actually forcibly flattened by internal and external releases.

Lan Jie: "The craftsmanship is really good, I can't tell that there was a steel seal before." ”

Ye Feng: "Uncle Xie Kong praised, let's call it applying what we have learned." ”

Lan Jie: "Since you think they are dangerous elements, why don't you stay and identify them on the spot?"

Lan Jie pretended to be forced to say: "After the incident, go to the clothes, and hide the merit and fame." Why do we want this false name?"

Lan Jie: "Poof-" yes, this conversation can't go on.

Xiao Jianhua almost searched for the base, but he couldn't find any trace of Ye Feng. But he could feel that Ye Feng was by his side.

Since you don't come out, I will harass you to come out, Xiao Jianhua sent people to squat in various places where Ye Feng may be haunted: the school, the door of the house, the door of the base, the canteen of Chef Deng, the door of Professor Wang, and the door of Professor Zeng. Even Xu Mingxin's TV station was on duty.

This annoys Ye Feng, I'm not afraid of you because I'm avoiding you. Since you're still pestering like this, I'm sorry for you.

Ye Feng processed Xiao Jianhua's photos and concocted a large number of articles to forward on the Internet.

"Please call the police when you see them: the fraud gang defrauds the victim in the name of collecting income tax and giving away watermelon mobile phones for free"

"Shocked, traffickers have arrived in Yasuda, multiple children have disappeared, and suspects' photos have been exposed"

"The Great Escape of Victory, Nine Mentally Ill Persons Escaped Over the Wall Overnight. Hurry up and call when you see them"

"Cheating money and sex, the rich and handsome turned out to be a cowherd"

"The glamorous female anchor died naked at home late at night, and it was related to this person"

"The Perfect Male Chef, It Turns Out That He's a Gay"

……

For a time, there was a lot of noise in Yasuda City, and the citizens were in danger.

However, the one who feels the most dangerous and feels that his life is not guaranteed is Xiao Jianhua and them. They are now rats crossing the streets, and everyone is shouting and beating.

When the nine people went out in the morning, the police station received more than 300 calls to the police, and more than 40 police calls were dispatched.

Some have reported to the police to find murderers, some have reported to have discovered fraudsters, and some have reported to the police to find mentally ill ......

Everywhere you go, you're followed, and everywhere you go, you're pointed. Once, taking advantage of the large number of people, the aunts also surrounded Xiao Jianhua, and they had to forcibly subdue and send him to the police station. Xiao Jianhua is useless to explain. There were more and more people, and as a last resort, Xiao Jianhua was forced to climb a big tree with his bare hands and called the police for help.

Back at the base, Xiao Jianhua also felt like someone was targeting him, either locked in the elevator, or locked in the room, or the fire sprinkler in the bedroom failed and automatically sprayed water, or the electric lights flickered in the middle of the night, like what air conditioner suddenly started to cool down and heat for a while, and the TV turned on weirdly and then automatically selected to a horror movie and the like, it was really too much.

For this reason, Xiao Jianhua found Kong Lingnan and asked the base to give an explanation, but after inspection by technicians, it was only a system failure, and there was no trace of human operation at all.

Even if life is so difficult, Xiao Jianhua does not plan to give up.

Therefore, Ye Feng carefully edited a small movie for them, called "Stupid Thief Breaking into Yasuda", using various images and videos that have been published on the Internet, embarrassing scenes, embarrassing scenes and the popular cartoon Hulu Brothers theme song, which has only been posted on the Internet for half a day, and the click rate has broken 10 million.

In addition to laughing, everyone is even more impressed with these nine stupid thieves. So much so that no matter how Xiao Jianhua put on makeup and how he changed his makeup, he would be recognized by the wise people.

A national carnival of finding fault began, although everyone already knew that they were not "bad guys" at this time, but it did not affect the entertainment of the big guys.

Taking advantage of the fact that the popularity has not faded, Ye Feng launched a sequel "Seventy-two Changes of the Stupid Thief Breaking into Yasuda", which was even more praised for a while.