405. Chapter 405 You can do without carrots

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This Xia Fei looks like a drunken teenager in the entertainment city, but it's a bit unusual!

If this kid's statement that he knocked down all the policemen outside was true, not a boast......

Then this kid is simply a high-risk element!

"I ...... Sister Tai Xuan ......" Yin Taiqian couldn't help but speak, "It's really Xia Fei who saved me today, so I didn't get ......"

"Alright, you don't have to say it!" Yin Taixu forcefully interrupted his younger brother's words and said, "Even if he saves you, it's a private matter between him and you!" But judging from his behavior of knocking down such a police officer alone, this person is obviously a high-risk person, and you'd better not associate with this kind of person in the future! Today he has survived this catastrophe, although it may be that he has some special reliance behind him! But the police station will definitely make a special record for him, as long as he commits another crime one day, he will have to wait for jail if he is ordered from above! ”

"Jail? We don't read much, don't scare us! Sun Ba pretended to be very scared.

Xia Fei glanced at him and said, "How many times have I told you?" Don't just put the word "we" on your lips! You don't have to read much yourself, don't bother me! ”

Your sister......

Brother Fei, are you sure your nickname is not "Pit Little Brother Maniac"?

Why do you keep firing at me with a muzzle that you don't open to the outside world?

Sun Ba was so depressed that he almost vomited blood.

At the same time, Yin Taixu was also watching from the sidelines, and forced himself to suppress the anger in his heart.

Xia Fei was actually looking at her coldly.

When she was about to speak, Xia Fei immediately took the lead and said: "When you talk with such a high voice, and you like to interrupt others so much, you are always self-righteous and forceful...... What's the use of you saying you're so tall? No wonder you can't get married even when you're old! ”

Yin Taixi's jaw was trembling with anger, if she hadn't thought about it, she might not have been able to beat Xia Fei, she would have rushed up and shattered Xia Fei's body into thousands of pieces!

"How do you know I can't get married?" She said hatefully, "I don't know how many people want to marry me......"

"Cut ......," Xia Fei said disdainfully, "This kind of low-level lie, I'm afraid even your stupid brother can't fool you!" There is no point in doing anything other than self-deception! ”

"You ......" Yoon Tae-hyo felt that he was about to lose control!

"What are you?" Xia Fei didn't have the slightest idea of pity for Xiangxiang and Jade, and continued: "What do you look like? As the so-called mutual birth comes from the heart, just look at you to know that you are a kind of person, the requirements and purposes of emotions are very clear, and you will never compromise when blocked, and the stronger the man you meet, the more you will be-for-tat...... With all your self-righteous stinky faults, what man would dare to marry you if he is blind......"

"Bastard!!" Yin Taixu completely broke out, "I'll fight with you!" ”

She roared and rushed towards Xia Fei, slapping Xia Fei in the mouth.

Xia Fei didn't even raise his head, reached out and grabbed her wrist, pulled her hard, pulled her into his arms, and then waved his hand and slapped her on the ass.

"There are more people who want to slap me in the face! To treat this kind of person, I have to strike first and slap him in the face first! ”

it!! Big brother, are you still going to be ashamed?

You're spanking someone else's girl's ass, isn't your face good......

Sun Ba was dumbfounded, and after a long time, he reacted: Sure enough, he is the boss, and he takes advantage of it quietly, and it is a double bargain verbally and on hand! It's the boss! Looks like there's still a lot to learn!

At the same time, Yin Taixu blushed and couldn't advance or retreat!

What made her feel even more embarrassed was that Xia Fei slapped her just now, which seemed to have a faint trace of electricity, and when it slapped her buttocks, it made her heart tremble inexplicably, and she vaguely felt like an electric shock!

How so?

Xia Fei glanced at her and said, "Hey, you still blush!" It seems that you are not terminally ill, well, and there is a ...... to save you."

Yin Taixu said angrily: "Phew! Stinky and shameless! Who is rare for you to save? Who do you think you are? ”

"I'm the genius boy Divine Doctor Xia Fei! Since childhood, I have been determined to hang a pot to help the world and save all the people from fire and water! Xia Fei said seriously, "It's one thing for me to save you if you're rare or not, it's another thing if I can't save you!" Since I am willing to save you, do I care if you are rare or not? ”

As he spoke, the hand he held Yin Tae-hyun's wrist had already naturally taken her pulse.

In less than three or four seconds, Xia Fei looked at Yin Taixu in surprise and said, "Your liver fire is too strong, and the kidney water is almost dry!" Menstruation is not normal lately, right? It's just black, dry blood clots, right? Gee...... The stool is dry too, right? And it is easy to have a bitter and thirsty mouth, and the eyes are sour...... Tsk......"

it!! Enough of you!! Tsk your sister!

Yin Taixu almost couldn't help but scold again, but unfortunately, she had all the symptoms that Xia Fei said!

So, she resisted the urge and asked, "Are you a doctor?" ”

"Yes! I've already introduced myself to you, huh? I am Xia Fei, a genius young miracle doctor...... You didn't listen? This is also so rude!! Xia Fei shook his head and said.

Belch......

Yin Taixu was speechless for a while! It took her a long time to figure it out: It's not as polite as your sister!! We are hostile sides, and we are not social! Who is especially polite with you?

Unexpectedly, at this time, Yin Taiqian suddenly spoke: "That's right! Brother Xia Fei, my sister is often constipated, do you have any good ways to help her cure? ”

Yin Taixuan's face instantly became hot, and he had the urge to smoke this second-hand brother.

Xia Fei nodded and said, "The treatment of constipation is actually very simple, just use carrots!" ”

"Uh...... Carrot? Does eating carrots work? It seems to make some sense, carrots are relatively high in cellulose......"

"Self-righteousness! Who said it was eaten?! Xia Fei pouted and said, "I mean, sharpen the carrot and poke it into the door of grain reincarnation, and you will naturally defecate!" ”

The Gate of Reincarnation?

What the hell is this?

Everyone fell into thought, and soon, Yin Taiqian's little girlfriend was the first to react, and whispered in Yin Taiqian's ear: "The door of the reincarnation of the five grains is the anus...... Door ......"

it! Holding a sharpened carrot and poking anal ...... Door......!

This time, even Yin Taiqian couldn't stand him a little.

When Xia Fei saw everyone staring at him with strange expressions, he said in surprise, "What's wrong?" Do you think carrots are not very easy to use? In fact, you can use no carrots, you can use soap, and it is the same to cut the soap, and the effect will be a little better, because the soap has a lubricating left and right!! ”

Depend on! With soap?

Brother Xia Fei, are you sure you're really not a pit?!