Chapter 1 Digging into the corners of SHISM
On the edge of the mountain, a listless voice rang out in a calm hamlet: "Brothers, this is my ration." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβ
Fang Hong looked at the four-wing aircraft behind him, very helpless.
It's a flying machine, and it looks like a scrap metal ball with four spiral wings, but it's extremely powerful.
So much so that Fang Hong didn't want it to be so powerful.
"There's still two hours, I'm so patient!"
The reason why Fang Hong slandered was because he was passively broadcast live.
A few days ago, Fang Hong was inexplicably bumped into by this iron ball and was entangled.
This iron dumpling is a Rausch live broadcaster, and its main function is live broadcast.
After the video craze from 2005 to 09, the live streaming craze officially hit in 2010.
The first is Fox TV, DOTA2 has just become popular, LOL has also entered the era of national servers, and the live broadcast rooms of various game anchors have been crowded.
Subsequently, the battle live broadcast pulled away a large number of DOTAERS with the live broadcast of TI1, forming a double-strong era.
Then, the situation was incomprehensible, and various live broadcast websites sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.
Some live broadcast websites have become popular inexplicably.
Fang Hong is suspecting that there may be so many people who are anchors, and there may be so many people who have the same experience as himself.
This flying machine can't be smashed, shaken off, dodged, or helpless.
Moreover, it requires Fang Hong to broadcast live for twelve hours a day, and if he does not take the initiative to broadcast live, he will take the initiative to turn it on.
A few days ago, Fang Hong experienced the worst period of his life, his father passed away.
At this time, this flying machine came to the door, which made Fang Hong and his distress.
Therefore, Fang Hong slept live for five days in a row.
Although there is no one in the live broadcast room, the name ID: The sense of mission of the smoking gun is loud in Panda.
Everyone knows that there is a male anchor who sleeps live every day, and this wave of 6 flies, which makes people not want to know.
However, the audience is not stupid, they are all discussed in other live broadcast rooms, so Fang Hong's live broadcast room, which is passive and slacking off, has no popularity at all.
Until today, Fang Hong decided to take the initiative to broadcast live, so as not to be live broadcast and sleep again.
Early in the morning, Fang Hong got up and started the live broadcast, wandering around the country road and broadcasting live by the reservoir.
The appearance of this aircraft is sparse, but the picture quality is not good, and the scenery is extremely beautiful.
"Yo, the anchor didn't sleep with 4K HD live broadcast today?"
Dog's day aircraft,Night mode is not good,You can see clearly without turning on the lights,Night shooting mode does not affect the picture qualityγ
This is also a hot spot for the audience to complain, HD live sleeping, if you are a female anchor, maybe it will be popular, but unfortunately it is a man.
The reason why it is said to be an audience is because this group of tourists are not fans of Fang Hong at all, but come to see the excitement.
When it was close to noon, Fang Hong grunted on an empty stomach, and only then did he remember to eat, so he picked food in the mountains.
This is northern Sichuan, and there is a plant that is very common and delicious.
Of course, this is the opinion of the locals, and in the eyes of outsiders, this plant is very disgusting.
It is, the root of the folded ear - Houttuynia cordata.
On the ridge, Fang Hong dug up a lot of Houttuynia cordata, but it was still far from a plate of vegetables.
At this time, he had already arrived in the village, and Fang Hong continued to search.
"Can you eat that thing when the anchor picks it?"
"It doesn't matter if he can eat it or not, it's better than sleeping on the live broadcast. β
"If the anchor is willing to bring his girlfriend to sleep with him, it must look good. β
"666, forcibly with rhythm. β
Fang Hong was extremely uncomfortable with the flying machine behind him, but he was forced to be embarrassed, so he still commented listlessly.
"This thing is called Folded Ear Root, that is, Houttuynia cordata, it has a fragrant taste, Houttuynia cordata has a pungent taste, cold sex, and returns to the lung meridian. It can clear away heat and detoxify, reduce swelling and treat sores, diuretic and dampness, clear heat and stop dysentery, strengthen the stomach and eliminate appetite, and treat carbuncles, sores, ulcers, swelling and poison, hemorrhoids, blood in the stool, spleen and stomach heat, etc. β
"I'm Cao, anchor, are you chanting? β
Digging and digging, Fang Hong came to a section of the earthen wall, saw the leaves of the folded ear root, so he squatted at the base of the wall and began to dig.
The category page, the cover is stuck in this place, and a man squats obscenely under the wall, carrying the audience.
When many tourists saw it, they immediately dug a groove in their hearts, and actually urinated live on the spot?
After clicking in, the live broadcast page has exploded.
"Hahaha, I'm going to report it!"
"The anchor digs the corner of SHISM in the live broadcast, where is the superpipe?"
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Fang Hong raised his head helplessly, on this earthen wall, there was a passage written: "SH ism is good, give birth to boys and girls ......" The second half of the wall collapsed, and he couldn't see what the words were.
However, Fang Hong still remembered from his memory that this sentence was that SH doctrine is good, and giving birth to boys and girls is the same way to get rich.
The newcomers were blown up by the barrage.
"UC Editorial Department!
Fang Hong dug and dug back: "New friend, I'm digging Houttuynia cordata." After saying that, he turned back and dug his head.
"666, sure enough, it's digging the corner of the SH doctrine, this Houttuynia cordata is common in the village, do you know?"
ID7732: "Send ten bamboos." β
Is this kind of atmosphere unique to this live broadcast room?"
When you hear the gift, you can understand that this live broadcast platform is a panda, a live broadcast website created by Wang Fatpang, a member of the Discipline Inspection Commission of the entertainment industry whose identity switches between the son of the richest man and the son of the second richest man.
Just as everyone was complaining, the picture suddenly shook, and then the entire wall shattered and dust was everywhere.
Everyone was taken aback, and the barrage was blank for a moment.
At this moment, everyone could see that a sturdy figure rolled out of the ground and dodged the collapsed wall.
Then dust flew up.
Fang Hong took a puff of dust, saw the camera move over, and complained decisively: "This wall is in disrepair and collapsed." β
The tree in Heavy Rain City: "Anchor, it's obvious that you dug it down, okay?" β
"Throwing the pot against time, this pot fell with reason and no one argued. β
Isn't there no one to refute, how can 'Nianjiu' refuse the pot?"666!"
"Poor anchor, the rations are gone, give you a rice ball. β
After the buddy of the big chicken wing man finished speaking, he sent out a rice ball.
Onigiri is the lowest-level non-free gift and is worth two cents.
However, this is the first reward with money in the live broadcast room, but Fang Hong didn't thank him at all, he wasn't very familiar with this thing, and he didn't know how to thank him for being given a gift.
Fang Hong scooped into his trouser pocket and took out a handful of folded ear roots: "My rations are still there." β
"666, don't let go of food when you die, the essence of foodie!"
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"I saw the most 6 rescues today!" Maybe because of the thrill just now, the live broadcast room became lively, with less cynicism and more other content.
When he got home, after cleaning, he made a cold salad and folded ear roots, and before he started eating, Fang Hong saw the old village chief coming to the door.
"You dug down the wall at the head of the village?"
"Well, you may not believe it, it's the wall that moved first. β
The village chief is an old man, and he doesn't use the Internet, so how can he know this kind of stalk: "Can you still use the wall? β
With the live broadcast on, the only people who watched Fang Hong's shabby lunch laughed: "Dig the wall in the morning, support the wall in the afternoon, and forcibly bring the rhythm." β
Fang Hong scratched his head, Lao Tzu went to the magic capital in the afternoon, can't he afford to hide, turned his head and thought, no.
"Old village chief, is that wall in my field?"
"Right?"
"The walls of my house, Lao Tzu doesn't repair them!"
All of a sudden, the live broadcast room swiped 666.
Don't take the village chief as a cadre, a slipper, flying over the live broadcast screen, Fang Hong fell out of the picture and screamed.
"Hahaha, seeing this, I smiled, laughing so purely, so innocently, so unsatisfied, until the leader reminded me that I was in a meeting. β
Downstairs, 666 brushed over.