Extra: Wakaba's fairy tale
Since returning to the Ryukyus with Saratoga and the counterattack, Sun Wen has really been relieved, and the capable Saratoga has kept everyone in order, except for the fact that he likes to errand him around. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info, so Sun Wen is also happy to live a life of eating, running errands, and teasing Lori. However, Sun Wen didn't know that food could be eaten indiscriminately, but some loli were not so easy to tease. And it just so happens that Wakaba is one of the Loli who is not easy to tease.。
"Admiral, train!" That day, Ruoye finished dealing with the miscellaneous affairs of the town guard mansion early, and once again found Sun Wen with the script, she said and handed the script to Sun Wen, "This is the training content of this time!" ”
Since that time after acting as the hero and heroine of the bloody drama for a while, Wakaba seems to like role-playing games, although sometimes those explicit plots always make Sun Wen shirk Wakaba's request for various reasons, but for her hobby of role-playing itself, Sun Wen actually raised her hands in approval, because in the town guard mansion, only this little girl with a lack of feelings is so pitiful that she only knows work, and it is rare that she has some other interests, how can Sun Wen disapprove?
Sun Wen took the notebook, which was just plainly written with the four big characters of "Snow White", he opened the script and flipped through it It was indeed Snow White, and then he said to Wakaba with satisfaction: "Not bad!" The script I picked this time is very good. He reached out and stroked Wakaba's hair, looking at her indifferently looking at him but not care, and said, "Let's go!" Since you want to act, you have to find some more people to come over. ”
With Wakaba Sun Wen Sun Wen thought about it or went to Saratoga to discuss it first, although his sister-in-law likes to pit himself, but he really doesn't have the confidence to help Wakaba get together enough for a luxurious lineup of seven dwarfs plus the queen magic mirror plus the prince, in order to give Wakaba a better experience as much as possible, he can only go to Saratoga, even if he is cheated for this, he admits it.
When the two met Saratoga, she was bored teaching the absent-minded Fuyuki and Kaede to play chess, and after listening to Sun Wen's request, Sarato's first reaction was not anything else, but mocked Sun Wen's ugly face of Lolita: "Oh? Brother-in-law, you're really good to destroyers! Saying that, she looked at Wakaba and her brother-in-law and said with a smile: "If you want to play Snow White, it's not easy?" Wouldn't it be nice to adapt it a little bit and save the most troublesome dwarfs? ”
Sun Wen muttered a little in his heart when he heard the adaptation, and asked Saratoga as if begging: "Gaga, can you not adapt?" ”
"Brother-in-law, do you still want Wakaba to act?" Saratoga raised her eyebrows and complained viciously to Sun Wen for a while, and then said kindly to Wakaba, "Wakaba just wants her brother-in-law to play the prince, and she plays the princess and live happily together, right?" It's okay, it's okay, you can do it with a little change! Is Wakaba good? Although she said that, in Sun Wen's eyes, her smiling look can go directly to play the wolf grandmother as long as she puts on her tail.
"Wakaba OK!" Wakaba didn't hesitate at all, and easily fell into Saratoga's trap.
"You see Wakaba has agreed!" After Saratoga finished speaking, he looked directly at Sun Wen, and after he nodded helplessly in agreement, he patted him on the shoulder and continued, "In addition to the work of cruising in the next few days, everyone's work will trouble you!" After all, it's hard work to rehearse a play. ”
"What about me?"
"It's okay, anyway, the prince only needs to be responsible for showing his face, and in the end, when he goes to the play, he can play freely according to the narration."
Hearing Saratoga say this, Sun Wen's foreboding was even worse, and he was sent aside, looking at Wakaba listening very carefully to Saratoga's whispering and nodding subconsciously from time to time, he thought about it for a while and gave up the idea of canceling the play, and was willing to jump into the pit dug by Saratoga.
To say that the speed of digging a pit for his brother-in-law Saratoga is definitely one of the best, and within three days, Sun Wen appeared on time in a small vacant building in the town guard's mansion wearing a blue and white suit that had been placed at the head of his bed in the morning according to Saratoga's instructions.
"Ti, Admiral." What I saw was Fukiyuki, who was wearing his regular clothes with his back to him, and Kaede, who was greeted by his shy mouth.
"Phew! Kaede is so beautiful today! Like a princess. Sun Wen looked at Kaede's snow-white Western princess dress, admired Saratoga's efficiency and taste, and praised the other party without hesitation, "I found out that a classical beauty like Feng you really has a taste in a princess dress, by the way, isn't Wakaba playing a princess today?" ”
"Brother-in-law! Please don't flirt with my actors here! And Snow White is here! Sun Wen looked for a voice, Wakaba was wearing a blue and white princess dress of the same color as his suit, with a crystal headband on his head, and was expressionless next to Saratoga, while Saratoga was wearing a black tight corset and a lace-trimmed midi skirt, and was looking at him with some dissatisfaction.
"I didn't expect Gaga to have such good taste! It's beautiful! Why, today you play the queen? ”
"My taste is no worse than my sister's!" Saratoga laughed proudly, and then praised his brother-in-law, "But brother-in-law, you're pretty good!" I guessed it all at once! ”
Sun Wen wanted to ask something, but Saratoga stopped him: "Brother-in-law, it's almost time for Odin to wake up, let's start?" You go to the side and wait for the narrator to remind you! She laughed evilly, "Remember to play well!" ”
Sun Wen nodded indifferently, he had been mentally prepared for so many days, and he was also a little curious to see what kind of pit Saratoga had dug for him!
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"Many years, many years ago, there was a beautiful princess in a country, and she was Snow White." Blowing snow's opening remarks are decent, just like her character. As she narrates, Wakaba appears in the spotlight, she flirts on tiptoe on the stage and dances, her skirt is circled and her small white leather shoes and white stockings on her legs are revealed, her hands dance up and down with the dance steps like butterflies around flowers, her movements are light and graceful and the dance steps are gorgeous like court dances, but as long as you look closely at her delicate face with almost no expression, you will be thrown back to reality in an instant from those beautiful stories.
The plot slowly progresses, "Snow White is slowly growing, watching her become beautiful day by day, her queen mother is very proud!" "The dialogue of the blowing snow is still like that...... Wait a minute! What is the situation when Snow White's queen mother is very proud?
Sun Wen thought wildly, Saratoga had already appeared beside Wakaba, she touched Wakaba's hair, and Wakaba also leaned affectionately on Saratoga's arms, because she couldn't see Snow White's face The picture was much more harmonious, but more like a fairy tale.
"Ah, daughter, you were born so beautiful, who in the world should be worthy of you?" Saratoga frowned exaggeratedly and sighed, and Wakaba also shook his head and said, "It's okay to be the queen mother, it's a big deal, just let me accompany the queen mother for the rest of my life, right?" Although the two of them said this, their eyes stared at Sun Wen deadly, and he felt uncomfortable for a while.
"But it's nothing, I have a magic mirror!" Saratoga touched Wakaba's hair, stood up, then turned around and continued, "Magic Mirror! Magic Mirror! Tell me where is the most handsome man in the world? ”
As soon as her words fell, she countered and walked out holding a hollow wooden board painted like a mirror: "Ah, great queen, the most handsome man in the world is in this city. ”
"Then tell me who that man is."
"The most handsome man in the world is my master!" Looking at the look of counterattack, Sun Wen knew that it was going to be bad, and sure enough, as soon as she opened her mouth, the master made Sun Wen so helpless that he only had a wry smile left, I really don't know what this story is going to become, now Snow White and the queen love each other, the magic mirror and the prince are master and servant, and he also thought of the maple who was obviously wearing a costume.
"Is that so?" Saratoga laughed, "Then put on a dance party and have all the handsome men in the city come and choose a husband for my daughter." ”
"Mother, thank you!" Wakaba hugged Saratoga in the audience, posed and then the lights dimmed, and the scene changed on the stage, and the lights on the side of the blowing snow came on again.
"So all the men in the city were invited, but none of them could pass the selection of the discerning guards, except for a prince who was exiled in a foreign land."
So I became Cinderella? Sun Wen thought about it and stood up and walked to the stage, he looked at the blowing snow and waited for the next step.
But the prince did not have a suit to attend the princess's ball. Until the appearance of a fairy. Under the narration of Blowing Snow, Odin emerges from the corner of the backstage in cute bloomers, but strangely enough, she yawns and holds a wrench instead of a wand.
"Prince, you and Snow White are destined to be companions, so I'm here to help you! Ham! Odin couldn't help but yawn cutely before continuing, "But you have to come back before twelve, or else, Hamm, or I'll fall asleep." The spell will be invalid! ”
Seeing that Odin finished speaking and walked down with the wrench in a daze, Sun Wen couldn't help laughing, and always felt that if he didn't come back before twelve o'clock, the fairy would fall asleep, and this line was unexpectedly in line with Odin's role as a confused fairy.
Sun Wen was happy there, and the narrator of the blowing snow spoke again: "In this way, the prince became the only man invited to the ball, and Snow White saw him at a glance, and the prince happened to fall in love at first sight with the beautiful princess in front of him like a delicate doll." ”
"Is it finally here?" Sun Wen thought about it and walked in front of Wakaba, who returned to the center of the stage, stretched out his hand to learn the way in the TV series and asked, "Beautiful princess, can I have the honor to invite you to a dance?" ”
"Wakaba OK!" Wakaba's answer was still like that, but she still understood the plot and agreed to Sun Wen's request. I thought it was just a pose, but I didn't expect music to really sound around me, and Wakaba also danced with Sun Wen. Sun Wen clumsily danced a dance and stepped on Wakaba's foot several times in between, but the other party seemed to be in high spirits and didn't let go of him until the music was completely over.
The prince was half-kneeling in front of Snow White and was about to confess. The narrator paused, and Sun Wen also knelt down and waited for the following, "I didn't expect Princess Bai Xue's queen to be obsessed with the handsome prince." So she walked up and spoke her mind in a subtle voice. ”
Sun Wen almost landed on the ground when he heard this, and looked back at Saratoga in confusion, but his sister-in-law looked at him with a shy face at the moment and said in unison with the paused narrator: "Dear prince, can you please dance with me?" ”
The prince did not refuse the beautiful queen, and Snow White watched as her mother let go of the prince's hand. The narrator's voice fell, and the music of the dance music came back to mind.
Accompanied by the music, Sun Wen put his arms around Saratoga and danced the dance music that he had already mastered, and said softly: "What are you arranging on earth?" ”
"Isn't it good?" Saratoga said softly and secretly kissed her brother-in-law, "Don't worry, I'll give you a happy ending today!" ”
Just as Saratoga said, Sun Wen then danced with almost everyone except the narrator, and it was not until everyone was satisfied that the narrator's slightly dissatisfied voice remembered again, "Time flies so quickly that the prince who dances one after another even forgets the time, and he doesn't wake up until he regains his dejected outfit." ”
What about ghosts! He had danced with the confused fairy a few minutes ago, and now he told him that the fairy was asleep so the spell didn't work? Sun Wen complained in his heart, watching Wakaba and Saratoga standing in front of him in black and white.
"So you are such a prince?" Saratoga said disappointedly and turned to look at Wakaba, "I'm sorry daughter, I found you a fake prince!" ”
"No, Queen Mother, he is my prince!" Wakaba said and rushed into Sun Wen's arms, not knowing why her face flushed: "Your Royal Highness, if you love me!" Please kiss me! She closed her eyes as she spoke.
Looking at her trembling eyebrows, Sun Wen bent down, this should be the end of a fairy tale, right? He thought about being a little distracted by the petite Wakaba in his arms, and he thought about that night again. At this time, the narrator was puzzled and said: "The prince looked at the beautiful princess in his arms and kissed her lightly on the forehead, which was their pure love. ”
Get! Sun Wen glanced at Saratoga, who was smiling evilly, obediently picked up the broken hair on Wakaba's forehead and kissed it.
"Snow White and the prince were embracing each other, feeling each other's feelings, but I didn't expect the princess from a foreign country to rush in."
"Don't snatch my beloved prince! Please don't snatch him! Kaede walked up from the stage in the white princess dress, and although she said such ambiguous words, her face was flushed.
"Do you really love the prince of a foreign country, princess?" Wakaba said and stepped forward to hold Kaede's hand, the indifference on her face and Kaede's shyness had a strange sense of beauty, "But I also love the prince!" Do you want me to leave him? ”
"The moment the prince woke me from my slumber, my life was tied with him." Kaede said as she clasped her hands into fists on her chest, and the flush on her face became even thicker, and even her breathing became short, "And that kiss gave me the crystallization of love with the prince, so please don't take her away!" ”
Sun Wen, who was performing for the first time, stood there and was almost frightened by this kind of plot, is this Snow White or Sleeping Beauty? Fairy tales still bring birth to children? Besides, if you kiss your mouth, you have a child, do you really think that you are blinding a child? Sun Wen was thinking wildly, but it didn't prevent the two princesses from acting as if they had entered the role, and they played each other back and forth.
Where did Snow White fight with Sleeping Beauty for a while, and along with a large number of bloody lines, Sun Wen's nerves were constantly stirred, and at the end of this plot, the queen stood up and said conclusively: "Since this is the case, wouldn't it be good for everyone to live together?" Saying that, Saratoga counterattacked with her magic mirror and pulled Sun Wen behind Wakaba and Kaede, while Odin also walked over slightly, and even Fuyuki, who was holding the script, leaned close to them.
Looking at a group of ship girls looking at themselves expectantly, Sun Wen understood what Saratoga meant by the happy ending, she glanced at Saratoga gratefully, and then put her left hand around the sleepy Odin, and her right hand pulled Wakaba, who was still expressionless, nodded and said: "Yes, everyone lives together!" ”
Ps . Thank you Ou for the reward from the spear boss, and it really hurts to stick the spear in your head, chief, you shot the wrong person!