"What the hell is this?"

Seeing that there was suddenly a dark shadow in the place where it was originally a bed, thinking about it, I don't know how long this thing has been lurking in her room, Princess Iron Fan is so close that she is not scared out of illness. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

I saw that the two things moved, and suddenly there was a small white and tender hand in the black shadow, then a head combed with two small hair bags, then a mixed top with a red belly pocket and a silver-gray vest, and finally two small feet wearing miniature straw sandals.

A small ball crawled out of the black cloth, stood up, and swayed uncomfortably in place.

"Mother, hehe......" The red boy scratched his head and grinned at the iron fan princess.

Iron Fan Princess: ......

She's not mistaken, is this doll dressed like dirt and scum is her red child? How much sin does this have to suffer to be like this?

The princess of the iron fan reacted, and jumped up and hugged the red boy and cried: "God, mother, how many sins have you suffered, how did you make it like this!"

Finally relieved, when I raised my eyes and saw the straw sandals with exposed toes on the red boy's feet, I was so distressed that my heart was about to break, "Mother's heart, what are you doing, what are you doing, what are the shoes that your mother made for you?"

The red boy who was held up and down by the princess of the iron fan couldn't stand it anymore, so she reached out and poked her, and explained: "Mother, what do you know, this is fashionable, cool to wear, limited to explosive models, I am a baby." ”

The new words that the red boy said were all learned from Tao Bao, and the princess of the iron fan didn't understand a word, and she was stunned for a long time before she reacted, and immediately shouted again.

"Mother, these straw sandals on your feet are not worn by mortals, you are a baby, you are not stupid. After speaking, he remembered why the red boy came back suddenly, and asked, "Son, why did you come back by yourself?"

It's good that she didn't mention this, as soon as she mentioned this, the red child thought that her parents had thrown away what she had ignored for half a year, and the little joy she had just heard her mother's concern was gone, she pushed away her mother's arms, stepped aside alone, hugged her arms and snorted coldly:

"What do you mean why did I come back by myself? Dare you don't want me to come back, then I'll go!"

Princess Iron Fan was stunned for a moment, although she didn't know what awkward her son was born with, but she still smiled: "Why don't you want to, my mother naturally wants you to come back, you come back, it's too late for my mother to be happy, how can I not want you to come back." ”

"Yes, what you say is better than what you sing, and since you miss me, why don't you call me for half a year?" asked the red boy angrily.

"This, this ......" Princess Iron Fan said, she had been playing horse hangings with those little fairies for the first half of the day, and she forgot for a while that the time in heaven was different from the mortal world, one day in the sky, one year in the world, she played a horse hanging for one night, and half a year had passed in the mortal world.

Seeing that his mother was speechless, the red boy was so angry that his eyes widened, and he turned around to leave, but the princess of the iron fan hurriedly stepped forward to stop him and explained: "Son, my mother has not forgotten you, I fought with those little immortals outside the Heavenly Palace last night, and I only came back this morning." ”

Go to the Heavenly Palace to hang a horse? One day in the sky and one year in the mortal world, this red boy still knows.

"Son, before my mother went to the Heavenly Palace, I told your father to let him go to see you, but I didn't expect this dead cow to drink and let you be wronged, my poor son actually came home alone, it was all your father's fault for the dead cow, and my mother will clean him up for you!"

The more the Iron Fan Princess thought about it, the more angry she became, and the guilt she felt for the red boy was also counted on the Bull Demon King, put down the red child, picked up the banana fan again and rushed towards the Bull Demon King who was lying on the bed frame in the corner.

"You dead cow, my son went home alone, and I want to take my mother's things to please the fox spirit, see if I don't fan you away!"

After saying that, he was about to fan, the Bull Demon King just got up, and was rummaging for the sword box in the bed frame, at this time the sword box was not found, not to mention, the iron fan princess was going to call again, knowing that the banana fan was powerful, spit out a puff of white smoke as a cover, and fled through the wall.

Before leaving, he didn't forget to sell it to the red boy, and said with a smile: "Son, another day, my father will take you to the East China Sea to play, today your mother's shrew is going crazy, and my father and I will leave first!"

When the words fell, the person had long since disappeared, and the princess of the iron fan was so angry that she stomped her feet, turned around and wanted to chase out, but was stopped by a person.

"Sister Iron Fan is angry, this kind of scumbag doesn't chase it, you don't have to waste your energy, the red boy has just come back, and your mother and son just want to be close. ”

"Who are you? Where did you come from?" Princess Iron Fan frowned and took a step back, holding a banana fan and looking at the woman in black who stopped her in front of her.

Tao Bao coughed embarrassedly twice, first hugged his fists and saluted, and then smiled: "My name is Tao Bao, sister, you can change me Tao Tao." ”

"Tao Bao?" Princess Tiefan looked at Tao Bao puzzled, and was about to fan this woman of unknown origin away, when the red boy came up and said with a smile: "Mother, this is Sister Tao, she sent me back." Before, my son thought that you didn't like your son anymore, so I led Sister Tao in from behind, thinking that I would take your sword and kill the vixen......"

The more the words were spoken, the lower the voice became, but the Iron Fan Princess heard it clearly, and suddenly felt helpless and a little guilty. Accepted the banana fan and touched the red boy's head, then he softened his face and smiled at Tao Bao: "Thank you Sister Tao for sending my son back, you can't leave today, stay at my sister's house for a while, and I will thank you very much, sister." ”

Tao Bao banana fan has not been borrowed yet, so naturally it has not been postponed, and he responded with a smile. The red boy was even more happy, ran to the black cloth that Tao Bao originally used to cover and took out the sword box, and handed it to the princess of the iron fan: "Mother, fortunately, my son got the sword box first, otherwise my father would have taken it to send the fox spirit." ”

Princess Iron Fan immediately smiled, took the sword box, and praised: "It is worthy of being a good son of my mother, I know that I am facing my mother, by the way, Sister Tao, thank you so much, let's go to the front hall to talk." ”

Tao Bao said goodbye, talked to the princess of the iron fan and came to the front hall with a smile. Everyone sat down in turn, the maid came up with melons and fruits, and when the red boy saw what he was eating, he remembered the super luxurious cake before, and interrupted the conversation between his mother and Tao Bao while eating the fruit.

asked: "Mother, have you eaten the cake that my son asked the little demons to send me before?"

However, the princess of the iron fan was puzzled and asked, "What kind of cake? I just came back, and I didn't see any cake, my son specially sent it to his mother?"

"Yes, didn't you see it, mother?" The red boy was also puzzled, and then thought of something, the mother and son looked at each other together, and immediately thought of one place.

It must be the dead cow!

The princess of the iron fan was on fire again, and according to what he knew about the dead cow, eighty percent of the cake was sent to the vixen.

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Teng stood up and wanted to ask for an explanation, Tao Bao saw this posture, he was immediately sweaty, and hurriedly persuaded him: "Sister Iron Fan, don't worry, isn't it just a small cake, that cake was just bought by me from elsewhere, I didn't have any intentions, I took it and took it, and I will make one for you with the red boy in a while, which is interesting." ”

"Right, Red Boy?" Tao Bao glanced at Red Boy, the villain understood, and he didn't want his mother to be angry, so he put down the fruit in his hand and ran forward, hugged the thigh of the Iron Fan Princess, and said with a smile:

"Mother, Sister Tao can make food, let her teach the child, make a cake for the mother by herself, don't give it to the father, don't be angry, the child hasn't seen you for a long time, don't you want to accompany the child?"

Being persuaded by the two of them like this, although the princess of the iron fan was still angry, she wanted to accompany her son, so she sat back again, put the Bull Demon King down for the time being, and asked Tao Baolai instead.

For example, what is the age, where is the person, whether the marriage is or not, etc. Tao Bao couldn't believe that Princess Iron Fan was actually a matchmaker, and after asking, he actually introduced her to the Heavenly Soldiers.

Frightened, Tao Bao took the red boy to the kitchen on the pretext of making a cake.

Seeing her appearance, Princess Iron Fan covered her mouth and snickered on the side, beckoned to the maid next to her to come forward, and asked with a smile, "What do you think of this Tao girl?"

The maid didn't know what the master meant, so she gave a very pertinent opinion: "She has excellent appearance, good temperament, and cooking skills, and she is a good girl." ”

"I look at it very well, and I also have a little spiritual power on my body, and I think I am also a serious cultivator, and if I cultivate it for a hundred years, I can become a little immortal...... The red boy is almost three hundred years old, and he has not seen him close to that girl before, but this Tao girl is liked by him. ”

The princess of the iron fan was talking to herself, but the maid on the side was blessed, and asked with a low smile, "Madam, are you intentional?"

Although this was only said vaguely, Princess Iron Fan smiled, "Hehehe~, it's good to look at." ”

"The slave maid is also good, although the cultivation is still low, but the potential is great, the most important thing is that our little master likes it. The maid echoed with a smile.

Princess Iron Fan nodded again and again, but in the kitchen on the other side, Tao Bao suddenly sneezed, muttered "Who is thinking about the old lady", and continued to teach the red boy to squeeze cream. I didn't know that I was really being remembered.