The feeling of diarrhea must be known to everyone, how can the kind of comfort that is a thousand miles away be described in a cool word? But abdominal cramps are relatively tangled. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoWhat's even more tangled is that not everyone has ever experienced the feeling of being drunk and having diarrhea and wanting to vomit when they are pouring thousands of miles.

(I hope that when the author publishes this chapter, it is not meal time, if there is something to eat, decisively minimize it, and read it after eating...... ）

Anyway, Gong Xu is now comfortable, painful, and entangled......

The butt couldn't be lifted like it was glued to the toilet, and the stomach was rumbling and cramping, and it was crackling underneath. But the stomach was overturned, Gong Xu couldn't help it anymore, and squirted out directly.

Vomiting and diarrhea, Gong Xu finally knows the true explanation of the common words that often appear in medical instructions.

Even pulling and vomiting, Gong Xu's tossing eyes were black, dizzy, and finally vomited, and his stomach was no longer cramping, Gong Xu only felt as if he was about to float.

Gong Xu closed his eyes and gasped heavily, and the high-power ventilation fan in the bathroom was working hard, as if it would be corroded by the air as soon as it stopped. Gong Xu let out a sigh of relief, and it was finally over. Tried to straighten his waist, so sour, this vomited so much that he probably didn't even have the strength to lift his pants.

Twisted his neck, it's so sticky. Gong Xu opened his eyes, it didn't matter if he didn't look at it, he was startled when he saw it.

I saw that everywhere he could see up and down his body, the skin was covered with a layer of disgusting, green and blackened things with a thick layer of paste, Gong Xu lowered his head and sniffed it, vomiting~ It was sprayed out again, and the smell was extremely fishy.

Gong Xu didn't know how he stood up, he suspected that his sense of smell had been poisoned in the small bathroom. Looking at the vomit all over the ground, the body is green, the black mucus, and the toilet bowl is full, I wipe it, it's blocked!

How long it took to toss, Gong Xu didn't know, anyway, the toilet brush was broken by him, and the toilet cleaner used three bottles, as for the clothes or something, they were simply thrown into the garbage bag. Now he finally knows what the master cat means by how far and how far he rolls......

found a bottle of perfume that I don't know how long it had been and sprayed it violently on his body, Gong Xu finally mustered up the courage and came out wrapped in a bath curtain, such a thing as a bath towel, under the combination of a single dog + a dead house, don't expect it.

"Master......" Gong Xu was far away and shouted weakly.

", your expired counterfeit cologne gives me a headache, and it's not as good as your excrement." The master cat interrupted.

However, when he raised his head and looked at the idiot's outfit, he looked like he was half-exposed, and there was almost no change from the hospital, so he knocked his head hard helplessly and said: "The master uses the immortal method of Daigo empowerment, which will naturally eliminate the poison in your body, and plant a wisp of divine consciousness in your brain. With your understanding, the brain is opened, and the brain capacity is expanded. ”

"Master, am I that stupid?" Gong Xu couldn't cry or laugh, this feeling of being disliked all the time...... Why are you so aggrieved?

"You're not stupid. Before Gong Xu could rejoice, the master cat added: "It's me who is stupid, and I amused you for being such an idiot apprentice." ”

"Master......"

"I'm gone, I'll come back in a week, and you toss this house to murder me, I can't stand it. Don't close the windows this week and keep it ventilated. After speaking, the master cat disappeared after a few jumps, leaving only a voice echoing in Gong Xu's mind: "I left the exercises in your mind, as for what you can practice, it's not my problem." ”

Watching the master cat leave, Gong Xu was depressed. How can a single dead house dog be good at such a thing as tidying up the room?

The master is the biggest, this is an endless treasure, Gong Xu even prioritized, casually put on a set of clothes, and ran out with the money. spent four hundred yuan to hire two part-time workers to clean up the room, which is not a small amount for Gong Xu's nest. Then I spent dozens of dollars to run to a more famous sauna nearby, bought a package ticket, and enjoyed it.

The strange thing is that Gong Xu, who should have been hollowed out of his body, had bright eyes, fairer and smoother skin, and he was not a bump in his appearance, but in the rest hall, he was actually harassed by Yingying Yanyan in turn, and finally had to be cheeky and say that he was underage before fooling him.

In the lounge, it was dark when I slept in the lounge, and when I returned home, it was already the next morning. Having a hasty breakfast, pushing the door to see, Gong Xu rubbed his eyes vigorously, money really can't be spent in vain, everywhere is neat and clean, and even the clothes have been washed and dried. The part-time workers at the domestic service center are really caring.

However, what Gong Xu didn't know was that the next morning report reported that two part-time workers and a bathing worker had a bizarre poisoning incident and were hospitalized in a coma. Judging from the toxicity, it should be an animal toxin, which is not life-threatening at present, and is still under hospitalization for observation......

Looking at the 1,000 yuan that had just arrived, and the 500 yuan went in in a blink of an eye, Gong Xu couldn't help but sigh, it's not easy to make money.

Now that he is full of food and drink, Gong Xu rarely did not turn on the computer, did not play with the mobile phone, but changed another set of clothes, and the one he just changed was sticky and slimy, and was decisively lost by Gong Xu.

Gong Xu, who was refreshed, sat on the bed with his eyes closed, sat cross-legged with his legs according to the information in his mind, and carefully experienced the "martial arts secrets" left by the master cat for him.

Gong Xu is not really an idiot, on the contrary, compared to his peers, he will shake some little wits from time to time. It can be seen from his dead-faced apprentice that he is a very discerning boy.

If he was still a purposeful apprentice at the beginning, now he is really convinced by his master and worships him with all his heart. If cats are really so powerful, Gong Xu does not recommend worshipping cats as totems.

Although he doesn't know exactly what happened to him, Gong Xu's pseudomyopia has recovered, and now he walks as light as a swallow, his ears and eyes are clear, and the whole world is more clearly presented in front of him, even the haze is so clear, and he can even see small particles floating in the air.

Gong Xu knew that he was really reborn, and all of this was thanks to his master cat.

Gong Xu sat on the bed and closed his eyes, focused his attention on his mind, and then "looked" into the empty space, lazily lying on his stomach a gray cat.

"When you are able to see my presence, it means that you have fully adapted to your body, and I am just a wisp of consciousness that is responsible for guiding your spiritual path. ”

The gray cat slowly stood up, and between the opening and closing of his eyes, the lightning was shining!