Chapter 1 You Xiaopang's Shaolin trip
On July 1, 2010, at 9 o'clock in the morning, under the five milk peaks of Songshan Mountain, Henan, you looked up at the thousand-year-old temple located in the lush forest in the belly of the mountain - Shaolin Temple, and lowered his head and touched his little belly, and his heart began to retreat, how much fat has to be wasted to climb up so high, and all fat chickens are the kind of people who can take a taxi and never walk, can lie down and never sit, can sit and never stand, can stand and never walk, can close their mouths and never open their mouths, phew, phew, anyway, don't let the fat man move, especially one hand is okay, 178 height, weight 90kg, not too fat, belongs to the kind of people who are more blessed, because of the natural big skeleton, So even if you are thin, you can't lose anywhere, as the saying goes, the head is big and the neck is thick, either the boss is the man, obviously he has no life to be the boss, of course, this is also related to his family environment and career, this year's 19-year-old You Yishou just graduated from the New Oriental Chef Cooking School, he just graduated from junior high school, he was kicked into the New Oriental by the father who was a cook after being recognized by the teacher as not the piece of material for studying, and when he graduated, he came to take over his class.
You Yishou's father is called You Dascoo, is a local cook, to put it bluntly, it is a master who serves the whole wine to the people who have red and white ceremonies, but don't underestimate these people, although they have not undergone any special technical training or have not entered a professional school to learn cooking skills, but their craftsmanship is passed down from generation to generation, no diamond who dares to take that porcelain work, all have the ability to take care of the house should not be underestimated, in the countryside these local chefs are very respected, because the chef is the key person in the banquet, the size of the cost depends on the cooking of the cook, master the measurement can adjust a few more tables of dishes, not only to let the guests eat just right, and to appear out of the master is not stingy, so to the master's house is all tobacco, wine and tea to serve the slightest dare not slack, and You Dasco is a famous chef in their local ten miles and eight villages, the craft is not said to be delicious and not expensive, not worse than the city restaurant at all, basically which village and which household will invite him to go over to take charge of the spoon if there is something at home, and the food is very fragrant, this is not because he is too busy and his son is not good at studying, so in a fit of anger, let You Yishou go to the formal cooking school to lay a foundation, and he will be good to train when he comes back.
To say that You Yishou was very reluctant to learn to be a chef at the beginning, originally he wanted to go to a secondary school or junior college or something, and after graduation, he could leave his parents as soon as possible and go to the outside world to have a look, but who would have thought that when he met You Dascoop, such a fascist father, he didn't pay attention to his thoughts at all, and insisted that he go to New Oriental to learn chefs, and he also said "To learn to cook, you have to go to New Oriental" The classic advertising words, so that You Yishou secretly asked the old lady, saying that his father was not a graduate of New Oriental, and then thought about it carefully and felt that it was wrong, his old man didn't even go to elementary school and said that he would be a chef that there would be no New Oriental, You Yishou came up with the idea that his father would not have a stake in New Oriental, if this is really the case, then he is the rich second generation of the eight classics, when he went to You Dasco for verification, he was knocked back by the latter with a big spoon, and finally forced by the threat of his father, You Yishou could only obediently go to New Oriental to report, this is three years, this is not just graduated this year, originally You Dasco was going to pick him upIn fact, I want to cheat some money from You Dasco to go out and have fun, I heard that it was the teacher's request, You Dasco didn't say a word and remitted two thousand yuan to his son, and told him that it was not enough to ask him to ask him to want, the latter excitedly called only dad in the world on the phone, but when he returned home, the more he thought about it, the more he felt wrong, what kind of graduation thesis did he write as a cook, isn't it just that the teacher assessed and then came out with a graduation work, when he called the school to verify it, he learned that he was fooled by the stinky boy, and when he called the mobile phone again, The voice prompted that the phone had been turned off, and the angry You Dasco stomped his feet, and at this time, You Yishou had already come to Henan, which is now at the foot of Songshan Mountain.
But then again, although You Yishou doesn't like the profession of chef, but he can't deny his talent in this area, maybe he has heard and seen it since he was a child with his father, and he can be said to have an innate understanding of cooking, during school, he finally graduated with the first place in the professional class, and his graduation work "Random Mandarin Duck" Until now, he has been talked about by school teachers and said that he must be a rare talent in the chef world after a few years of training, which is why his father You Da Spoon had to go to a professional cooking school for systematic learning, in fact, there is another direct reason why this product is unwilling to spoon, that is, he thinks that being a chef will be stained with the smell of oil smoke, and female classmates are unwilling to play with him, of course, he didn't dare to tell You Da Spoon about this, and it is estimated that it will be difficult to escape one
Suddenly beaten violently, how old is this to think about picking up girls, and when you grow up, you can get it.
After a strong ideological struggle, in the end, reason prevailed over laziness, and finally came to the temple, and I felt sorry for the money I had cheated from my father until I burned incense in the temple and worshiped a Buddha.
"Let's go, you have me, I have everything" With his singing, You embarked on his Shaolin journey with a bag on his back.
After about 2 hours or so, You Yishou, who was dragging his body, finally climbed up to the Shaolin Temple, squatted on the ground, gasping for breath, the clothes on his body had already been soaked with sweat, even the underwear was dripping, and the beads of sweat kept slipping down, it seemed that he was really tired.
"I, I, no, I'm going to hang up, I may be the first person to die at the gate of Shaolin Temple because of prostration, tell my dad, don't expect me to inherit his old mantle, let him exercise more, and have another one with my mother while he is still young." Leaning on the shade of the tree, You Yishou began to talk nonsense, looking at the expression as if he was really dying, the water in the bag had already been drunk by this goods on the way, deserved, Ya originally wanted to go to the temple to turn the fate, there is really no one, I have seen the monk go out to turn the fate, I have never seen the beggar come to the Shaolin Temple to ask for food.
After a while, You Yishou closed his eyes, uh, no, he was asleep, people passing by couldn't help but look at him, it was really too soul-destroying for this sleeping position, holding a backpack as a doll, his mouth was still drooling, oh my God, he wouldn't be thinking about those dirty things in the land of Buddhism, Amitabha, evil, fortunately, there are not many tourists here, and it didn't cause any bad effects, otherwise it would really attract the temple management, and it would definitely slip away and throw it down the mountain.
Just when You was immersed in a sweet dream, suddenly there was a faint flash of colorful Buddha light on his head, circle by circle, like a Buddha lotus blooming, and the brake was brilliant, but all this ordinary people couldn't see at all.
"Drop, it was detected that the host was destined for the Buddha, and the Shaolin cooking system successfully selected the master and opened the soul binding mode. “
"Host: You hand
"Gender: Male
"Age: 19 years old
"Profession: Chef
"Level: Rookie
"The Basics: Getting Started
"Skill: None
"Talent: potential stocks
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"After the soul binding is completed, the system turns on the hidden mode. “
For a moment, as if nothing had happened, everything was calm again, and our pig's foot did not know what was happening to him, and continued to daydream.