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"Ah~~"

Xiucai screamed, Xiao Guo stopped pretending, and hurriedly pounced, "Brother Hou, Brother Hou, are you okay?"

Lao Bai poked his head out of the house at this time, took the telescopic chopsticks and said hurriedly: "Xiucai, I took it wrong." ”

Lao Guo turned a blind eye to the small actions of a few people, and directly picked up the chopsticks that Xiucai had lost, "Do you think that's the case?" said, and directly inserted the bamboo chopsticks into the table with internal force.

Xiucai's cowardly bag has already hid behind Xiao Guo, "What do you want?"

Lao Guo looked down on him more and more, and sat on the stool and sneered: "What other tricks do you have for me to see?"

In the backyard, Xiucai lay directly on the wide door panel, "Come on, lift the stone slab up." ”

Seeing that Dazui and Lao Bai were carrying up the prepared "bluestone slab", Lao Guo hurriedly stopped: "Hey, slow, slow and slow, are you going to break the boulder in your chest?"

"It's not that my chest is a big stone with a broken brain, I practice iron head skills. ”

Lao Guo also showed surprise in a matter-of-fact manner: "Oh, this is the most difficult trick to practice in the rivers and lakes." ”

"Yes!"

"Do you know where the key is, the key is not to use slate. ”

"So, what's that for?"

"With drywall. ”

“......”

Seeing that his tricks were seen through, Xiucai was still stiff-mouthed: "Why don't you understand this, what do you mean?"

"Drywall is brittle, it doesn't hurt. ”

Everyone blushed.

Xiucai stopped pretending, and got up with a bone, "Uncle, I know that you have high martial arts, but I won't be afraid of you." ”

"Ah, that's because you know I can't kill you, that's why I want to..."Lao Guo turned his head and looked at Xiao Guo with a worried face, "Fu'er doesn't agree either, right?"

Xiao Guo immediately stood with Xiucai, and his thoughts were self-evident.

"But you forgot, I can't kill you, I can cripple you for life, understand?"

Xiao Guo was frightened at this time, and immediately stood in front of Xiucai: "Ah, dad, if you want to kill him, kill me together..... And the baby in my belly!"

Lao Guo has never experienced anything in his life, and he naturally knows whether his daughter is lost or not, but in order to make Xiao Guo die, he still follows the plot designed by the other party.

"Oh, there's a baby in your belly, how many months?"

"It's been seven or eight months. ”

Lao Guo looked at Xiao Guo as if he was mentally retarded: "Seven or eight months?"

Although Chu Nan doesn't even have a girlfriend, he has never eaten pork, so he must have seen a pig run, right? ”

Xiao Guo immediately changed his words: "Also, also... It could be two or three months. ”

"Two or three months, that's going to have to...."Lao Guo gestured with his hand, "There's a pillow that's so big, ah, where's the pillow?"

"Uh'~ The pillow is in the lobby. ”

"Hehe...."Lao Guo smiled like an old fox.

“......”

Xiaobei muttered in a low voice: "Sister Xiao Guo, I sympathize with you so much for such a father..."

Lao Guo got up and walked in front of Xiucai: "Ah, and you, this point is new, the chopsticks are telescopic, there is iron sand all over the ground, and there is iron sand between your fingers, what do you want to practice?"

"Iron Sand Palm!"

When Xiaobei heard this, he immediately retorted: "Wrong, this iron sand is used to make gloves... Woo woo woo ~~~~"

Lao Bai hurriedly covered Xiaobei's mouth.

"Oh~ I used iron sand to make gloves, I was afraid that I would shake my hand, and it hurt you to shake your hands and expose you, right? And the smell of vinegar, that's trying to soften the bones, right?"

Xiucai's head also twitched, and he echoed: "Yes, it won't hurt if the soak is soft." ”

Xiucai suddenly realized that he had leaked his mouth, and covered his forehead with shame.

Xiao Guo saw that his plan was completely seen through, so he hurriedly said good words: "Oh, Dad, he didn't mean to lie to you." ”

"And you, Fu'er, how can it be an account book under your pillow in the upstairs room, a miscellaneous, the quilt is not written Guo Zi, what does a Liren read with a winter character?"

The shopkeeper's subconscious interface: "Tong, Tong Xiangyu's jade ....."

Lao Bai pulled the shopkeeper to the side, "Don't embarrass me." ”

"That's not your room, is it?"

Xiu saw that Lao Guo was taking every step of the way, forcing himself into a desperate situation, and Xiucai finally stopped hiding: "That's not her room, let me talk about it, I haven't practiced martial arts, so what? Mencius said: Wealth and nobility can't be lewd, and might can't be bent! Can all problems be solved by violence? Can I take care of Fumei for the rest of my life by relying on martial arts?"

Lao Guo still looked unfazed: "I understand, I heard what you mean, you are very confident in your wisdom, right?"

"I don't have much wisdom, just a sincere heart, and the courage not to hit the south wall and not look back, I let go, I want to be with her!"

Lao Guo actually began to applaud: "Well said! I will be touched by you if you say one more thing." ”

"Xiucai, say it quickly!"

"yes, one more thing. ”

There is a cloud in the art of war: one drum of energy, then decline, three and exhaustion! Lao Guo's timing was too accurate, and he directly let Xiucai "exhaust himself in three ways", and when his spirit was exhausted, he naturally became speechless.

Lao Guo didn't know what he was thinking, so he took the initiative to take a step: "That's it, I'll give you another chance if I say this to you!"

。。。。。。

In the lobby, Lao Guo sat in the lawyer's seat, Xiao Guo sat in the judge's seat, Xiucai sat in the defendant's seat, and the others sat in the witness stand.

"As you know, there is a kind of inextricable connection between Miss Guo and Mr. Lui, and they call it love. What I want to prove today is that this so-called love is essentially impulsive. ”

There was a lot of talking.

Xiao Guo knocked on the desk with a startled wood, "Be quiet, be quiet, the prosecution lawyer, if you can't prove this proposition....."

"Then it proves that you two really love each other, and I have no objection to the two of you, witness No. 1. ”

As soon as the words fell, the shopkeeper sat forward in a position.

"Between the shopkeeper, the defendant and the parties, under what circumstances did they know each other?"

The shopkeeper pondered for a moment, and then replied carefully: "Uh~ In my shop, the two of them often work together, chat, and talk about each other, and they are familiar with each other, and they are familiar with each other, and they are familiar with each other, hehe, they come together." ”

Lao Guo: "Oh, that means that love will last a long time. ”

"Yes, it's love over time. ”

Lao Guo continued to ask: "How long has it been from the first time the two of them met to the private life?"

"At least more than four months. ”

"In four months, you have set the fate of forty or fifty years for half of your life?"

The shopkeeper's obedient voice was wrong, and he immediately grabbed the white: "Ouch, I didn't mean that." ”

Lao Guo didn't give the shopkeeper a chance to change his words, "My words are over, you can go down, witness No. 2." ”

The shopkeeper sat back helplessly, and Xiaobei stepped forward.

"Mo Xiaobei, what is your relationship with the person concerned?"

Xiaobei said bluntly: "Well, I am Sister Guo's most trusted good friend. ”

"Who fell in love with the two of them first?"

"It should be Xiucai who fell in love with Sister Xiao Guo first. ”

Lao Guo changed his comfortable sitting posture and continued to ask, "What is the reason?"

Xiaobei was too shallow, so he directly sent a big handle: "It's because of that fortune teller." ”

Lao Guo suddenly came to his senses: "Huh?"

Everyone slapped Xiaobei on the back, and Xiaobei also reacted, and immediately changed his words: "Uh~ I'm sorry, I said something wrong, no." There is no such thing as a fortune teller. ”

Lao Guo looked at Xiao Guo, and Xiao Guo naturally denied it.

"Is there any?" In the end, Lao Guo set his eyes on Xiucai, and Xiucai was silent, so Lao Guo began to pressur: "Lying will reduce my favorability towards you, is there any?"

Xiucai actually admitted directly: "Yes, the fortune teller said that Fumei and I were a natural pair." ”

"So you stretched out your clutches to her, using all kinds of despicable means to win her heart and achieve your ulterior purposes, right?"

"I'm for the good of Fumei...."

Lao Guo saw that the language trap he had set was triggered, and immediately interrupted Xiucai: "That means that you did use some kind of means against her at that time." ”

"I..."

The answer is yes and no. ”

"Yes, but..."

Lao Guo waved his hand: "No, it's no, the third witness is on!"

Seeing that the whole army was about to be wiped out, Xiao Guo was so anxious that he could only play a scoundrel in the end: "Uh~ Wait, this judge is a little hungry, eat first, and then the trial will be held after eating, and the court will be adjourned!"