Tie knot, down
"He threw a, gold, golden small porcelain bottle, although it glows, golden light, then I can see clearly, it is a white, porcelain bottle, this, how big..." Throwing something was thrown, and the dumb man saw it, and the dumb man asked, he did it, what, and the man just, hahaha, laughed, and he said, he said..."
"What did he say?" asked Gao Yangjun.
"He said that, it was filled with dragon blood, and he said"
The silly girl said and drooled unconsciously, making her mouth start to be vague again, for fear that because she couldn't speak clearly, Gao Yangjun would have an excuse to regret it, so she rolled up her sleeves and wiped it clean vigorously.
"Oh, dragon's blood?" Gao Yangjun raised an eyebrow.
"It's... Yes!" The silly girl snorted and replied to him again, "That person said so, he said, Gu Long, the blood, the sex is pure yang, the night is evil, it is powerful, no, it is only a few months, the cub cat, the fate is tied to it, it is not dead, it is dead, plus this, the black cat is sexually yin, spare it again, capable, also, die, fixed, of..."
The silly girl repeated earnestly.
"Go on,"
The smile on Gao Yangjun's face grew stronger, but this smile looked extremely dangerous in the eyes of the national teacher and the hundred officials.
"Then there was a gurgling sound in the well, the sound of burning the decoction, and the little black, the cat's bark, barking very, quiet, sounding, very pitiful, dumb as soon as he heard the kitten's cry, he was very angry, his eyes were angry, and he was red, and those bad guys were going to beat him, and there were so many of them, many of them knocked the dumb man to the ground, kicked him with their feet, smashed him with their fists, threw the bottle, that person, and secretly pulled out his sword to poke him~! The silly girl became angry as she spoke, her hands clenched into fists, and her face had an angry expression, as if she was going to rush up and hit someone in the next second.
"Well, what happened after that?" Gao Yangjun asked softly.
"And then... It's getting dark," said the silly girl.
"Gone?" asked Gao Yangjun.
"Hmm!" the silly girl replied with a finger sucking and nodding at him.
"Ah~ You didn't see what I wanted to hear the most, alas~ It's a pity, I can't marry you. Gao Yangjun shook his head regretfully, and made a gesture to return to the high hall to sit.
Chanzi Qin finally breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Gao Yangjun say this, but fortunately, Gao Yangjun just used this excuse to play with this fool.
But these words made the silly girl very flustered, she turned her head and saw Chan Zi Qin looking at her with a smile, she couldn't tell whether the smile was malicious or kind, just Chan Zi Qin couldn't bear her, she stood up suddenly, grabbed Gao Yangjun's sleeve, and the saliva and snot on her hand rubbed sticky on the golden embroidered robe, which looked dirty.
Seeing this, everyone present knelt down in unison and shouted in unison,
"My king's great virtue!"
At this point, the silly aunt still ignored it, she raised her head to look at Gao Yangjun, there was not the slightest fear in her bright eyes, she said seriously,
"What do you want to hear? If I think about it, maybe I saw it but I don't remember it! If I remember, you can't go back!"
When these words came out, it was extremely clear, and he didn't stutter at all, Gao Yangjun laughed in his heart and said that this stupid girl is stupid and funny, how much does she like Chanzi Qin?
"Oh, yes~"
Gao Yangjun didn't seem to care about the dirty sleeves, and when he met the stupid girl's gaze, he bowed down slightly and leaned closer to her, and replied with interest,
"I want to hear what happened between the time the bad guys knocked the mute down and before it got dark, have you heard and seen it?"
"I 、..." the silly girl took her index finger in her mouth and sucked it, her eyes turned from side to side, it seemed that she was really trying to remember.
The court suddenly quieted down again, everyone was still kneeling, Gao Yangjun was still standing there being pulled by the silly girl, he was not in a hurry at all, just quietly waiting for the silly girl to speak.
"I—I don't know if I'm wrong," the silly girl suddenly said.
"Tell me about it. ”
"The man, poked hard, poked the dumb man, a lot of swords, I thought, I thought, rushed in, pushed them away, a lot of people stood in front of me, I stopped me, dumb and painful, rolled on the ground, and then they pulled him up again, and they said that he was so good-looking, and they scratched, dumb face... And then—" The silly girl's eyes widened with horror.
"Then say~" Gao Yangjun is kind and seductive.
"And then... Sky... The sky began to get dark, and it wasn't yet, when it wasn't dark. I... I、See、See、Dumb eyes、Very red、Very red、It's a red lantern that,So red,Behind him.。 It seems that there are, there are many small sticks, and the sticks grow out, stretched out so long, so long, and suddenly 'bang', scattered, that is... Furry, these things, roll up the bad guys who hold him down, and they're dead..."The silly girl trembled, and her voice trembled violently.
"A lot of small wooden sticks, fluffy, red eyes?" Gao Yangjun thought thoughtfully, and suddenly shouted out to Chan Zi Qin.
"Weichen is here," Chanzi Qin responded.
"Come here. Gao Yangjun said.
"Yes..."Chan Ziqin was obviously reluctant.
"I made a promise to the silly aunt just now, I guess you can hear it clearly in the back, right?" Gao Yangjun said.
"Yes、..." Chanzi Qin replied.
"I think this little girl really likes your tightness, and this gentleman is also an adult's beauty, and will be a silly girl..."Gao Yangjun said and turned his face to ask Orion, "Hey, what's the name of your silly girl? How old is it?"
"Hui, Hui Wang, the little girl's name is Niannian, and she is twenty-eight years old," Orion replied.
"But you're never married?" Gao Yangjun added.
“... Never. Orion replied with some trepidation.
It is said that the prince will be moody, he really doesn't know what Gao Yangjun wants to do, doesn't he really plan to give the silly girl to the silver-robed young man named Chanzi Qin?! But that young man is from a famous family when he looks like he is dressed up, and he is so well-born, how can he marry a stupid girl from his own family!
"Okay, from today on, Nian Nian will be the righteous daughter of Benjun, that is, the princess of Zhou Nan, Chanzi Qin, you and Nian Nian have never been married, and neither have a marriage contract, and the age is also appropriate, plus Nian Nian is interested in you, Ben Jun will be an old man under the moon, and he will marry you on an auspicious day!" Gao Yangjun said, "In addition, Chanzi Qin!"
"Wechen is here!"
"Benjun's princess is innocent-minded, if she marries into your Lingbeichan family and is bullied, or is snubbed by you, who is a husband, Benjun, but you have to be angry for the princess!" Gao Yangjun said, "Do you understand?"
"Wechen... Understood!" Chanzi Qin replied through gritted teeth.
"Very good," Gao Yangjun looked at the silly girl who was still clutching her sleeves tightly, and said softly in a funny voice, "Why are you still pulling, go and pull your husband." ”
Sounds like a loving father.
"You—" The silly girl hesitated...
"What are you, Father!"
...
He woke up from the cold, and when he opened his eyes, he found himself lying naked on an ice floe, surrounded by a large lake, and the mountains and rocks as the edge were far away from him. There was nothing but calm water next to it, the sky was shining, and it wasn't very cold, how could there be a piece of ice floe in such a place?
"Yo, are you awake?" a large head silently hit the ice, and suddenly sounded.
"Mom!" Bu Zheng just woke up, his head was still dizzy, he was frightened like this, his brain was not dizzy, and he was completely awake.
"I've never seen the world, what are you afraid of? Haven't you seen a dragon?!" the big head rolled his eyes.
"Haven't you seen a dragon?" replied in a daze, "... I've heard of it.."
"Oh!"
The big head rolled its eyes even bigger, ignored him, rolled over and dived into the water.
The big head was gone, and only one was left sitting on the ice, and after a moment of stupefaction, the head finally returned to functioning.
There was no one around, how could he be here? I still have to find someone who might know, moved to the place where my head was lying just now, stretched out a hand to stir the lake under the ice, took a deep breath and shouted,
"Hey!~~~~~~~~~"
"What?"
Before he could shout halfway through his breath, his big head silently rested his head on the ice on the other side.
I was so frightened by the sudden response of the big head behind me that I shuddered, and I slipped into the water, choking on my throat in one breath before I could recover and then choked on the water.
"Hey、..." The big head watched Bu Zhen struggle and tumble in the water for a while and didn't climb back to the ice, and helplessly helped, and waved his tail to hook Bu Zheng up from the water.
"Hmm, cough, !!!!!!cough,
"What are you calling me for?" asked the big head with a wink of his big eyes.
"I, cough, cough, wait..."
"Don't say I'm leaving、"
The big head wanted to leave again, but this time he was quickly grabbed by the horns on his head, and said in a dumb voice, "Don't go..."
"You let go of me!" was visibly displeased with the head that had been touched by the dragon's horns.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem, sorry, no offense... cough cough cough, "I didn't let go of my hand, desperately suppressed my cough, and could barely speak, "Don't go, strong man!"
"Who do you call a strong man?!"
The eyes of the big head were about to burst into flames, and the shape of the body changed, and a woman wearing a silver meadowfoam cotton dress landed lightly on the ice.
"Uh, girl?" asked tentatively.
"What are you looking for me?" the woman replied angrily.
The woman doesn't look very old, her round face and round eyes are very delicate, especially the pair of shiny round eyes, and she looks very clever and weird when she raises her eyebrows.
"Why am I here?" sat down carefully, carefully covering his important parts, after all, the other party was a woman, and it was not very appropriate for him to be naked in front of people, "and... Where's my clothes?"
"Your clothes are dirty, how can you bring them home, I threw them away. The woman said confidently.
"Then I... What to wear?"
"What to wear, just change it to a new one!" The woman seemed to be asked inexplicably by him, her wrist flipped, and a stack of clothes appeared on the woman's palm, and she threw the clothes to her, "Na, wear it!"
"Thank you!" he hurriedly turned around and put on his clothes.
"Don't thank you, if you're done cleaning up, go and catch your cat, you see it scratched me!" The woman suddenly became small for some reason, lifted her skirt and stretched her legs in front of her, insisting that he see a few bloody marks on her legs.
At that time, Buzheng was trying to put his little thin legs into his trouser legs, and she was a little stunned when she came so inexplicably, and for a while I didn't know whether to appease the victimized lady or put on the pants first. Before he could speak, the other party opened his mouth first,
"Put on your pants!
"Girl, it's you..."
"Ahh
"Wear it!"
"Shouldn't you wear it?!!! pervert!"
"I'm a pervert!"
"Oh, then you can wear it..."
"Humph!"