174 Salted Fish Spike!!(Untitled)
"Actually, I think it's not bad to have a manager in a dormitory, after all, the class leader who skips class or something is still very right. Fang Mu changed into a military training uniform and looked at himself in the mirror: "I'm so handsome." ”
"Actually, I don't think it's suitable to describe you as handsome, Fang Mu, you are suitable for women's clothing bosses, understand?" Li Shuo interjected.
"You. Fang Mu glanced at Li Shuo, "Speed, let's go down first, so we can get familiar with the others first." ”
At seven o'clock in the morning, the green freshmen stood outside the stadium, waiting for the school to form a square team before entering the stadium.
It doesn't seem good to describe it as green, but it does feel green for Fang Mu.
While talking to Li Shuo, Fang Mu looked at his classmates around him, but saw Zhang Lishang and Zhou Bowen in the last row of boys. The tension was still far away, and Fang Mu waved his hand
On the first day of military training, Modu University, which is known for its "rigorous governance", began to exert its prestige. A series of dormitory hygiene standards, school discipline regulations, and student code of conduct were issued and conveyed to each freshman's dormitory, which made Li Shuo complain all the time and was not a police academy.
"Wait until the instructor will come to teach you how to fold quilts, I suggest you go to the store and buy two boxes of cigarettes, just King Furong. While lying on the bed, Fang Mu took out two boxes of Hibiscus King from under his pillow and shook them.
"Why did you buy the Hibiscus King, and you don't smoke?" Zhang Lishang asked suspiciously, Fang Mu smiled and didn't explain anything.
After dinner, the school's student council began to take the military training instructor to teach how to fold the military quilt from dormitory to dormitory.
When he came, the instructor was demonstrating with his own quilt, and just about to leave after folding it twice, Fang Mu stepped forward and grabbed the instructor, took out a cigarette from his pocket and handed it over: "Brother Long (the instructor's name is Zhu Long), there are a few places I didn't remember just now, help us demonstrate it again." ”
Fang Mu pointed to his quilt.
Instructor Long looked at the cigarette in his hand, put it in his pocket, and told Fang Mu to go to the bathroom to get some water and find a chopstick. A few minutes later, Instructor Long went to the other dormitories. Looking at the tofu cubes stacked by the instructor and the new quilt loose on his bed, the other three people in the dormitory were stupid.
Fang Mu carefully put the quilt that the instructor had folded for him at the head of the bed, and pulled out a thick blanket from the cabinet, Li Shuo finally couldn't hold back: ", you kid is not kind." ”
"I reminded you, buying two boxes of Hibiscus King can save a lot of things. Fang Mu whistled, the quilt issued by the school was not a military quilt, and it was difficult to fold it, so Fang Mu chose the easiest way.
The days that followed were also very ordinary, standing in a military posture, kicking the right step, standing up and resting, turning left and right, sitting in a circle and singing, and experiencing more hard than this in Attack on Titan, so Fang Mu, who experienced it again, felt that it was more interesting than hard.
Especially the singing time. From unity is strength, to returning from target shooting, from our soldiers, to one, two, three, four songs, from the girl opposite, to my sister you boldly move forward, from true heroes, to Northeast people are living Lei Feng, all kinds of teasing.
Then, at the instigation of the instructors, they collectively shouted: One in a row! One in a row!
Seeing that the other side did not accept the call, Fang Mu's second company began to play by himself. Except for a few freshmen who like to express themselves and take the initiative to sing, the instructor mobilized several times and no one came out, okay, then make a game.
Drumming and passing flowers.
Drumming and passing flowers, also known as "passing color balls" and so on. Han folk games. It is prevalent all over China. More than a dozen or dozens of people sit in a circle around the aftertaste, one of them holds flowers, one person carries everyone on his back or beats the drum blindfolded, the drum sounds and passes the flowers, and the drum stops flowers.
Fang Mu was unlucky, and it was his turn after only three rounds of play.
But the problem is that Fang Mu doesn't have any talent that can be expressed.
"Fang Mu has one. Come on a square wood!" Zhang Lishang suddenly shouted loudly, Instructor Long glared at him, and Zhang Lishang immediately coaxed.
Fang Mu smiled bitterly: "I don't have any talent." ”
Instructor Long had an impression of this very smart student, and when the professor folded the quilt, only Fang Mu took out a cigarette.
"If it doesn't work, do push-ups, fifty. Instructor Long said with a smile, it can be regarded as a reduction in difficulty, fifty push-ups, most of the boys insist on doing it, of course, this is based on non-standard conditions.
"Instructor, how are you fighting?" Fang Mu said suddenly.
The eyes of the boys and girls onlookers lit up.
"Yoh?" Instructor Long raised his voice: "Although I'm not the champion of our fighting competition, I'm in the top twenty, listen to what you mean, I want to compare?"
"Just put on a show. Fang Mu bowed and gestured: "Perform." ”
"That's okay, anyway, you have to learn military physical boxing later, just perform it, although the military physical boxing taught to you is simplified, but it's no problem to master self-defense if you use it well. ”
Seeing that the two of them made a move, even a few resting companies around them also gathered, and their instructors didn't stop them, anyway, it's rest time, and it's not bad to get together to play. These instructors have a good relationship and can play together.
"What is that for? Zhu Long compared with a student?" the company commander of the third company touched the company commander of the next company with his elbow.
"I don't know, but I look at the excitement and look at the excitement, and the fact that there is no quarrel means that the two are just performing. The company commander of the first company looked curious.
"Instructor Long, please. Fang Mu's eyes flickered, and an arrow step pressed forward, and his right hand clenched his fist and attacked Instructor Long's shoulder.
Instructor Long reacted quickly, and immediately blocked with his right hand, but the next second he felt bad, although Fang Mu's left hand was held by him, he immediately grabbed his belt with his right hand.
If you get caught, you have a good chance of being thrown out.
Zhu Long had to cheer up at this time, and even said that the military body boxing was no longer useful, but took out the fighting techniques taught in the army.
The right foot directly hooked Fang Mu's calf, and then pulled it back hard, Fang Mu was unstable, Zhu Long let go of the hand holding Fang Mu at the same time, quickly took a few steps back, and changed a fighting move.
"What are you doing with Zhu Long?" the company commander of the third company frowned.
"That student is not simple, although it is only two very simple movements, but the speed is too fast, and the strength is not low, otherwise Zhu Long will not pose that starting move, that student should have practiced, but I can't see what the practice is. The commander of the first company was amazed.
"Have you practiced?" Zhu Long frowned and looked at Fang Mu.
"I've done some Muay Thai. "What Fang Mu learned from Arnie was Muay Thai.
"How long have you been learning?" Zhu Long put away his fighting moves.
"Not long, three years. ”
"Awesome. Zhu Long sighed: "If you don't fight, I shouldn't be able to beat you." As soon as this sentence came out, the surrounding students exclaimed, and even the company commanders of the first and third companies were full of surprise.
"Muay Thai is mostly about killing skills, and I mostly learn grappling, the gap between the two is not big, but just now I can see that your speed and strength are higher than mine, and even your skills are still above mine, I am very curious, what did you do before entering school. Zhu Long felt that his face was lost, and he finally established his authority in front of this group of students, but he was ruined.
After leading military training for so long, he has never encountered such a thing. There were indeed thorns in the past, but they could be easily solved, Fang Mu was a soft nail like this, and Zhu Long was embarrassed to get angry.
Zhu Long began to suspect that this kid was deliberate.
After that, the drumming and passing the flowers continued, but I didn't expect that the girl who was hit behind Fang Mu was actually the girl who Li Shuo showed Fang Mu in the photo before, saying that it was an absolute flower-level beauty.
"Eh, what's this girl's name?" Fang Mu asked Li Shuo beside him.
"You ask me, who do I ask?" Li Shuo said with a look on his face.
"Don't you know?"
"I know a chicken?"
"The name is Ren Yuqing. At this moment, the inch-headed boy beside Fang Mu suddenly spoke, looking at Fang Mu and Li Shuo at the same time: "Hello, my name is Qian Kai." ”
"My name is Fang Mu. His name is Li Shuo. "Since he has spoken to Nian, it is not good for Fang Mu to continue to be silent.
"I know your name is Fang Mu. Unexpectedly, Qian Kai replied with a smile.
"You know me?"
"I've watched your livestream. ”
Fang Mu raised his eyebrows.
"But don't worry, I just received an email the other day that forbade me to explain anything related to you, and I'm not stupid, and I can probably guess anything from the sender of the email, so I'll be curious about you, but no one else will know. Qian Kai lowered his voice and said in words that only the two of them could hear.
"Thank you then. ”
Fang Mu has always suspected that the popularity in his live broadcast room is strange, because the system limits the number of people, so it will definitely not exceed 20 people, Fang Mu estimates that more than half of them are supported by the government, but it is impossible to completely restrict ordinary people, so there are still some ordinary people who will see Fang Mu's appearance, but these ordinary people have also received a gag order.
"What are you talking about?" Li Shuo leaned over.
"It's nothing, let's see what Ren Yuqing is going to perform. Fang Mu didn't answer Li Shuo's question.
"Shall I sing a song?" Ren Yuqing didn't seem to expect that he would be drawn, frowned and thought about it, and said, "But I may not sing well, forgive me." ”
"Actually, I think even if she sings out of tune, there will be people cheering. Qian Kai looked around, not to mention the boys in his company, even the boys in several companies around him were looking forward to it.
"Then, I'll sing Xue Zhiqian's "Ugly Eight Monsters". Ren Yu cleared his throat.
Ren Yuqing's voice is still listening, and the difficulty of being ugly is not high, coupled with the super high appearance, although it is not as good as those bigwigs in the talent show, it is definitely at the top level in KTV.
Girls say that they are not good-looking, a little fat, and they can't sing or anything, so they must not take it seriously. Back then, Zhang's mother said that women's words could not be trusted, especially beautiful women.
"How do I feel that this ugly monster seems to be mocking us?" Li Shuo listened quietly, and suddenly said something.
"You're thinking too much, aren't you?" Fang Mu said.
"But as far as I am concerned, the boys in our class are indeed not worthy of Ren Yuqing, in terms of appearance. But I think Fang Mu is suitable for you, but Ren Yuqing is not worthy of you. Qian Kai said suddenly.
", Qian Kai, you said that Ren Yuqing is not worthy of the wood?" Li Shuo's voice was a little loud, and several people around looked over, even Ren Yuqing in the center also looked over.
Li Shuo smiled apologetically, and then looked at Qian Kai: "In terms of appearance, I admit that Fang Mu and Ren Yuqing are very tall, and there are even some places where I think Fang Mu is better looking than Ren Yuqing, but I don't deserve to say that?"
"Hey?" Fang Mu felt that this area was gay.
"Don't you know Fang Mu?" Qian Kai felt that Fang Mu's ability to go to other worlds was simply incomprehensible, money and rights could be fought for, but Fang Mu's ability was unique, which was why Qian Kai would say that Ren Yuqing would not be worthy of Shang Mu.
"Could it be that Fang Mu is the hidden rich second generation?"
"How is it possible?" Fang Mu denied with a smile: "If I am a rich second generation, I will drive myself at the beginning of school, can I use Didi?"
"I haven't even gotten my driver's license yet, and subject 2 is too difficult. "When it comes to driving, it seems to have talked about Li Shuo's sore spot.
During the chat between the three of them, Ren Yuqing also completed his performance, and in an instant, counting the voices of the company above the wood and several companies around him, he could hear the voices of boys. Ren Yuqing seemed to be used to this situation, and returned to his position without changing his face, during which his eyes fell on Fang Mu several times.
Just as the instructor was about to continue the game, the commander blew the whistle, and when the whistle was heard, everyone instantly entered the military posture and faced the whistle.
"Keep training!"
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At the end of the military training, Fang Mu went to the supermarket, and when he returned to the dormitory, he looked at the two packs of sanitary napkins in Fang Mu's bag, and the three boys were stunned.
"Brother, what is this for?" asked Zhang Lishang as he took a packet.
"See for yourself. Fang Mu took out two sanitary napkins and put them in his shoes, and then put them on and tried them on: "It's not bad." ”
"I've always heard that sanitary napkins are used as insoles, so I'll give them a try. Li Shuo also took two pieces and put them on in his shoes and tried them on: "I don't feel too obviously comfortable, don't you?"
"You'll thank me when it's time to stand in a military position. ”
"It's not easy for girls, this money is very expensive every month, right?" Zhou Bowen picked up a piece and studied it, of course he had closed the door.
"Boys smoke and it's also a lot of money. Anyway, this thing is side up?" Zhang Lishang tore off the sticker and touched it with his hand: "You want to stick this thing to your ass?
Li Shuo laughed out loud, and then looked at Zhang Lishang: "Lao Shang, I suggest you find a girl and ask, who told you that this thing is stuck to your ass? ”
"That doesn't stick to your ass?" Zhang Lishang asked unwillingly.
Although Fang Mu knew how to use it, he was not interested in discussing it with them, because he felt that if he continued this topic, Zhang Lishang would probably take off his pants and try it himself, which would be too embarrassing.
"Anyway, if you want to use it, buy it yourself, my two packs are enough for you?" Fang Mu watched them grab sanitary napkins again, and instantly felt that this picture was a little weird.