Chapter 2: Ground Splits
The slippery snake body stuck to Long Ge's face, giving Long Ge goosebumps all over his body, but fortunately, there was no fishy smell, slippery and cool. I'm not Xu Xian, White Snake Niangniang, what are you doing on me? Long Ge wanted to reach out and tear it off from the top of his head, but he didn't dare to think about Yi's majesty to scare away the saber-toothed tiger. Long Ge was motionless, and his heart was galloping. And the little white snake, that's right, it's the little white snake, compared to this inhuman place, the white snake with thick wrists is indeed very small, Yi or feels very comfortable, and from time to time makes a few pleasant sizzles, but it is also motionless.
Grunt is a protest from the stomach. Long Ge has been unlucky enough to touch the light group since he finished a day of sad work in the middle of the night, and then he was chased by wolves, watched tigers eat, and waited to be eaten, the ghost knows how long he hadn't eaten, and he had already put his chest on his back.
"Bai Niangniang, Bai Dashen, are you hungry?" Long Ge said tentatively: "If you're hungry, find something to eat?"
Sizzle, White Snake responded.
Long Ge knows that if the little white snake is hungry, most of them will become a snack, don't look at a small snake, it can scare away the saber-toothed tiger, the ghost knows what kind of breed it is? Long Ge tried to take a step, but the white snake didn't move, tried to wave his hand, and the white snake didn't move. Well, it seems that the little white snake has made his head an apartment, and he is a piece of dim sum that has been stored, Long Ge thought sadly. It's a pity that this is a piece of snack that is already hungry.
Hunger is the driving force of life, and hunger gives people courage. Long Ge thought to himself, just like you are a decoration, because the dim sum is too hungry to stand it. Indeed, after resting after an intense workout, my heart is hungry.
I don't have anything over my head, Long Ge told himself over and over again. Taking a deep breath, Long Ge looked at the environment around him. If it weren't for the bad before, Long Ge would definitely praise the environment here, a boundless grassland in front of him, a boundless forest behind him, and a river next to him from the outline of the mountains in the distance, flowing into the distance to the boundless expanse, the air here is so good, Long Ge thought to himself, everything he saw boiled down to one word, big. The trees are big, the grass is big, and the fruits are also big, so Long Ge carefully picked a few wild fruits from the nearby low trees. Although it was very weird, under the persecution of hunger, regardless of whether it would be poisonous or not, I rubbed it on my body and bit it down, and the juice was overflowing. And when doing all this, the little white snake ignored it completely, as if he was asleep, and it seemed that he really regarded Long Ge as a moving apartment and refreshment. After a few wild fruits went down to extinguish the hunger, Long Ge had the heart to think about his situation. How can I go back? Will there be such a place on earth?
The so-called crossing dragon song is unbelievable, and the famous "grandmother paradox" says that traveling through the past is not credible. It is said that the wormhole through the future is supported by physical theories, and Long Ge also scoffs at it. Yes, time can be measured, but it is not appropriate as the seven basic units of physics, because the other six basic units must be measured in the unit of time. This creates the paradox that if time can be traversed, the other six units cannot be measured. In other words, time is different from the six major units in terms of attributes, so the so-called multidimensional space with the concept of time as the axis will not appear. So if it could travel through the future, now physics will completely collapse.
This is a parallel universe in chaos theory, or is it simply an alien planet? and the night without a bright moon makes Long Ge strengthen his confidence in being on an alien planet, a place very similar to Earth, although the plants and animals are slightly larger, but very similar. For the next few days, Long Ge was fearless and made his way downstream along the river. It doesn't matter if there is no road, didn't Grandpa Lu say, there is no road in the world, and when there are more people walking, it becomes a road, and Long Ge is the first person to walk. Although it is stupid to walk along the current, is Long Ge afraid? The white snake god who scares away the saber-toothed tiger on his head still needs to be afraid?
The dragon singer was carrying a tree stick, and the head of the stick was tied with the last adhesive tape in the backpack with the fruit knife bought by Grandpa 300 Mao. In addition to the pen and paper, the backpack contained wild fruits and barbecued meat, and this is why I didn't throw away the pen and paper, just because it really didn't take up any space. 10,000 times electronic matches are in the pockets of already standard beggar's jeans. In the course of these few days, except for sliding down and swallowing five roast chickens, three roast rabbits, and one roast antelope roasted by Long Ge, the little white snake was always coiled on Long Ge's head motionless at other times. And the day of devouring, that's right, that day, just when Long Ge was a little tired of eating wild fruits, a pheasant that flew out of the "fluttering leng" was stabbed with a knife, and when Long Ge plucked his feathers and broke the chamber and washed and roasted, the white snake slid down and swallowed it, and then sizzled non-stop, until Long Ge was forced to hunt. After five roast chickens, three roast rabbits, and an antelope were swallowed, the body of the little white snake did not change at all, which made Long Ge wonder about the law of conservation of matter, where did everything go? Of course, this also strengthened Long Ge's belief that the little white snake was a great god, I was a dim sum that had never been roasted, and the great god had no appetite.
It wasn't until one day, when Long Ge bravely rushed towards a hyena, that Long Ge knew that he was wrong, deeply wrong. When Long Ge thought that the hyena that was more than two meters old was frightened by the white snake god and rushed over to mend the knife, the hyena slapped Long Ge into the river with one paw.
A violent explosion woke up the dragon song that was drifting with the waves. The river under him no longer flowed slowly, but the torrent was turbulent, and Long Ge struggled to hold on to a protruding rock, letting the waves wash away. It wasn't until Long Ge's whole body became numb that the waves finally slowed down. Long Ge struggled to climb ashore, and all the animals on the turf were gone. The white snake coiled over his head also left at some point. A hundred meters downstream, a mile-sized lake took shape. Long Ge thought of his previous arrogant road along the river, and he was in a cold sweat. Perhaps there will be a crack in the earth, and all beasts will retreat. The role of the little white snake really can't be determined. Calm your frightened heart and look at the waves in front of you.
When Long Ge stayed away from the waterfront and climbed a big tree to wake up, he suddenly found that the little white snake was coiled on his head again. After many days of loneliness, the evil fire of Longge was scattered, and the little white snake was torn off in a rage.
"It's not you who scare the saber-toothed tiger away!"
"You fox fake tiger might!" the little white snake sizzled.
"I'll roast you and eat it!"
"Forget it, I don't like snake meat. From now on, I will be your boss, called the boss!"
"Don't eat my stuff without my permission!"
"Give you as much food as you want, don't rob it!"
"In the future, your name will be Xiaobai. The little white snake spat a mouthful of mucus into Long Ge's face, and then coiled it on the top of Long Ge's head.
Fortunately, it's not poisonous, and it even has a hint of fragrance. Later events proved that Long Ge was not wrong at all, he was sprayed by horses, bitten by dogs, chased by wolves, and photographed by tigers...... Long Ge finally knew that his previous arrogant behavior was such shit luck, probably because of the premonition of the beast and he avoided it, otherwise he should have become the excrement of a certain beast. Therefore, running away and hiding, Long Ge rushed around in the wasteland and became the "first person to open up the road" without logic.