Somewhere in nowhere... Flowers are blooming, and smoke is thick.

Xiao Guo and Xiao Liu were dressed like a couple of newcomers who were about to visit the church, and the two looked at each other affectionately:

"Lady!"

"Xianggong!"

"The birds in the trees come in pairs," (Guo)

"Green water and green mountains with smiles. (Swallow)

"From now on I will not suffer from that slavery," (Guo)

"Both husband and wife returned home. (Swallow)

"You detective come to me to practice martial arts," (Guo)

"I'll arrest someone and you'll shoot bricks. (Swallow)

"Although the rivers and lakes are small, they are stormy," (Guo)

"Husband and wife work together to not capsize. (Swallow)

"You and I are like crows, flying like wings in the world—hey!"

The picture flashed, and it turned out to be Xiao Guo in YY, smiling like Su Qingqing, and even forgetting the work in his hand.

"Why don't you work?" The shopkeeper suddenly spoke, startling Xiao Guo, and then Xiao Guo turned into a expression, the shopkeeper as a person who came over, his heart was like a mirror, but in order to take care of the other party's face, he pretended not to know, "Yo, what's the matter, Xiao Guo?"

Xiao Guo Chun's heart was rippling, and he twisted it with a broom, "It's okay, I'm just happy, this ordinary people, I'm really happy..."

"Hey, what's the joy of?"

Xiao Guo twisted twice, half sweet and half shy, "Someone...... Propose to me. ”

The shopkeeper thought she was talking about Xiucai, "Yo, I already knew, or I encouraged him to ask for it." ”

"Why didn't you tell me earlier? ”

Tong Xiangyu saw Xiao Guo's expression, she didn't know that she had fallen, and laughed, "What do you want to prepare, if you like it, you can agree, and if you don't like it, you can stay wherever you come from." ”

"How can you do that, it's a good guy who catches fast. ”

When Tong Xiangyu heard this, he almost bit his tongue: "Catch and catch ......"

"No what?"

Tong Xiangyu forcibly endured the surprise and doubt in his heart, and said vaguely: "I don't know what you think?"

Xiao Guo tilted his head and fell into nymphomaniac mode: "I don't know what I think, Xiaoliu is a good person, but I always think it's ......"

"What do you think?"

"I don't understand, by the way, if it were you, would you agree?"

"How could I promise him? Do you have a fever in your head?"

"Oh, who has a fever?" Xiao Guo slapped off the shopkeeper's outstretched right hand, suddenly realized, and said provocatively: "Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, you're a widow!"

The shopkeeper's anger suddenly came up: "You are a melon seed!"

"What melon seeds?"

"A melon is a fool, a fool is a melon, you have a bad brain, a bad temper, and your hands and feet are stupid, how can anyone like you?"

Hearing the shopkeeper's series of ridicule, Xiao became even more proud: "That's no way, this is called Wang Ba to look at mung beans, it is eye-catching." ”

The shopkeeper chuckled lightly and began to dig a pit: "Then are you Wang Ba or Mung Bean?"

"Of course it's a mung bean. ”

"Then he's the king?"

Xiao Guo was not happy, and the broom slammed it on the ground, "Hey, who are you scolding?"

"Yo, have you learned to protect your food?"

"Who, who, who, who protects him?"

"Protect it, what is there to blush?" Seeing that Xiao Guo was really ready to get married, Tong Xiangyu began to teach her experience as a wife, "If it were me, it would be too late to hurt him." ”

Xiao Guo fully exposed the strong woman who doesn't like red clothes and loves arms, "Ah? I think it's okay to just be able to beat people." ”

"When it's windy, I'm going to dress him, when it's raining, I'm going to give him an umbrella, when I'm tired, I'm going to beat his legs, when I'm hungry, I'm going to give him a beating, when it's cold, I'm going to cover his hands, when it's hot, I'm going to fan him......"

Xiao Guo, a real feminist, was not cold at all when she heard this: "Stop, stop, won't you become a servant?"

"You know what, it's called women's way. ”

In the Ming Dynasty, due to the prevalence of Cheng Zhu Lixue, the confinement of women basically reached its peak. But Xiao Guo was born in a martial arts family, and he has been used to being "wild" since he was a child, and he sneered at the three obedience and four virtues, "If I get married, I will not be idle and I will never let him be idle." ”

"Yo, what do you want?"

Xiao Guo snorted coldly, threw the broom, and turned over the headband, "The husband and wife, with a knife and a sword, roam the rivers and lakes, catch thieves when they encounter thieves, and fight ghosts when they meet ghosts!"

"Hahaha...... You've learned how to fight ghosts?"

"I mean perverts, drunkards, gamblers, no matter how chaotic the place is, as soon as I arrive, suddenly a strong wind blows in my face......"

Speaking of the climax, Lao Bai entered the door, and took over the conversation by the way: "If you look closely, it turns out to be two lifting-eyed white-fronted Siberian tigers, how did you sing that song?"

"Two Tigers, Two Tigers ......" (Tong)

"Run fast, run fast......" (white)

"A ...... without eyes" (Tong)

"A ...... without ears" (white)

"It's weird, it's weird!"

When Xiao Guo heard the chorus of the two, he was annoyed and angry: "It's annoying! Lao Bai, I hate you!"

Lao Bai was very curious, "Hey, by the way, what did you say just now?"

"Xiao Guo told me ......"

"Ahem!" Xiao Guo coughed dryly.

Tong Xiangyu immediately stopped, humming a song and went upstairs, "Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast......"

At this moment, a small man wearing a veil and carrying a stick came in from outside the door...

"Excuse me, girl, do you have any enemies?"

Xiao Guo looked at the other party carefully, a little confused, "What, what enemy?"

"It's the one who has offended you, is there?"

Xiao Guo pointed at Lao Bai and said half-jokingly: "Yes, yes, it's him." ”

Lao Bai sensed that the other party was in some danger, and immediately slipped away, "Don't talk nonsense, I, I can't recruit you......"

The man who came played the stick and put it in front of him, "May I ask the girl, do you have three taels of silver?"

"If only I had ...... Why do you ask this?"

"If you don't have silver, you can do jewelry, you can't have jewelry, you can do antiques, you don't have antiques, as long as you can get money. The man saw that Lao Bai had already walked into the backyard, and hurriedly asked, "There's no way back, right?"

Xiao Guo was already panicking, "What do you want to do?"

"It's too late, I'll count you for money. ”

"What kind of money?"

I saw the man stepping on the table and jumping into the backyard, and the guests fled one after another, followed by a muffled stick and Lao Bai's screams in the backyard.

And then:

"Biu Biu, boy, play with me?"

"Shopkeeper, something happened!" Xiao Guo hurriedly shouted upstairs, and then ran into the backyard...

At this moment, Lao Bai had already tied the man's hands to the grinding plate, but Lao Bai was not injured lightly, and there was a big bump on his head, but fortunately there was no blood.

The man struggled to himself after being tied up, "Let go of me, let go of me, I'm too late!"

Lao Bai was so angry that he wanted to go up and kick him twice, "Hurry up to reincarnate, I'll give you a ride!" Seeing this, Xiao Guo hurriedly grabbed it, but accidentally touched the big bag on Lao Bai's head.

"Oh my god, it hurts!"