Durian Flowing Love 1
At night, the lobby of Tongfu Inn...
At the dining table, a sexy female crab lies on a plate. Five greedy slaps, stretched out.
"Let go, still grab?"
"Can you get me some of you?"
"Who to scare?"
"Sunflower Point Caveman!"
"Overwhelming!"
"Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descending!"
"The Son once said ......"
Seeing that the dog's brain was all out, the shopkeeper finally couldn't help it: "Ouch! Just for a crab, as far as it goes? ”
Hearing this, everyone was a little ashamed and lowered their heads.
"Lao Bai, you eat."
Hearing that the shopkeeper was so eccentric, a few people at the bottom immediately threw aside the shame in their hearts and began to make trouble again.
"Why should you give it to him?"
Tong Xiangyu blatantly took partiality: "Lao Bai is usually busy with work, and he works very hard. ”
When the big mouth heard this, he hurriedly cried out for himself: "I also work hard, my hands are hot when I cook crabs, you see ......"
"And me, doing so much work every day..."
"I still have to think about settling accounts!"
Seeing this situation, the shopkeeper took it to heart, "Okay, good, count the votes, whoever gets the most votes will eat, raise your hand!" ”
Everyone raised their hands together.
"Don't vote for yourself."
Everyone put it down again.
Glancing around, the shopkeeper secretly sent Qiu Bo to Lao Bai, "Zhantang, I vote for you, who do you vote for?" ”
Lao Bai twisted and smiled: "Then who else can there be?" ”
Everyone smiled disdainfully, and they had already expected it in their hearts, and the shopkeeper's joy was colorful, waiting for Lao Bai's confession.
"Big mouth, of course." Old White Road.
"Huh?"
Everyone was stunned at this time, especially the shopkeeper, who was angry and annoyed: "Why did you vote for him?" ”
"People have worked hard to cook crabs with big mouths, and their hands are red, and they only eat more than 20 of them, is it easy?"
The big mouth was squeezed and embarrassed, his mind was lost, and in a panic, he voted directly for Lao Bai, "Don't say anything, Lao Bai, I voted for you." ”
Lu Xiucai saw that the situation on the field was unfavorable, and immediately raised his hands: "I will vote for Xiao Guo, both hands." ”
"Plus your feet can only count one vote, Xiao Guo, who do you vote for?"
"Huh? I'm a showman. ”
Xiucai immediately got up, "Why? ”
Xiao Guo gritted his back molars and said indignantly: "Do I have any other choice? ”
Everyone laughed, and Bao Xiucai's face turned red.
"Okay, good, count the votes."
The old white traitor laughed, "No need to count, thank you, thank you." Saying that, Lao Bai took the crab over with peace of mind, and then smiled proudly at the big mouth: "Thank you in particular." ”
The big mouth was not to be outdone: "Which of us is with whom, Lao Bai, if you don't eat that leg, you can give it to me." ”
Lao Bai dodged the black hand with a big mouth, and choked: "You have eaten more than 20 of them, are you embarrassed?" ”
Seeing that he didn't succeed, the big mouth said angrily: "Eat and eat, you eat hard, you will be poisoned by eating food sooner or later." After saying that, he left in a huff.
"Oh, poisoning is better than not being poisoned by some people. You're so poisonous, you're poisonous, you're poisonous......"
Xiao Guo watched expectantly from the side, and Lao Bai understood and gave Xiao Guo a crab leg.
The shopkeeper waited for a long time, but found out that he was making a wedding dress for others, and his face was jealous, "Xiao Guo, go to work." ”
Xiao Guo dropped the crab leg and muttered to wipe the table.
Lao Bai handed the crab leg to Xiucai, and then snorted at Xiao Guo.
Xiucai took the crab leg and leaned over very attentively, "Give you ......"
But the saddest thing is: the mountains have trees and branches, and the heart is happy and you don't know.
Xiao Guo was very impatient, "Don't stand in the way, I haven't seen anyone work." ”
"Do you want me to help you?"
At this moment, Xiao Liu entered the door with a burden and coughed to signal that someone was coming.
When Xiao Guo saw his sweetheart appear, he immediately left Xiucai, "Okay, okay, then you can help me wipe the corners and corners of this table, and don't leave anything behind." ”
Xiucai thought that he could keep the clouds open and see the moon, so he immediately picked up the rag and began to wipe the table, "Don't worry, I opened my own store in the early years......"
"Thank you." didn't wait for Xiucai to finish boasting, Xiao Guo made a perfunctory sentence, and then ran excitedly to find Xiao Liu, like that, that expression, like a little couple in love, "Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu, why are you here at this time?" ”
Xiao Liu is very simple, and Xiao Guo is not his favorite type, so he has always treated Xiao Guo very plainly.
"I'll give you the shopkeeper something."
Xiucai wiped the table angrily, and Xiao Liu put the burden on the table.
At this time, the shopkeeper also came over, "Little Liu, what is it?" ”
"Lou Zhixian brought it back from his hometown in Guangdong, and I sent it over overnight."
Shopkeeper Tong was surprised and delighted, "Ouch, how dare you do that?" ”
"This is what you deserve, the merchants in our town, as long as the tax payment reaches a certain amount, then they have this, take it, take it."
"Is this a reward?"
"Forget it, you take the things first, I have to send the next one, farewell."
The shopkeeper was in a good mood, "Thank you, Xiaoliu, for coming over for tea." ”
"Okay!"
Xiao Guo gently but excitedly sent Xiaoliu out, "Then be careful on the road, people are worried!" ”
Xiucai couldn't help it, dropped the rag, and went back to the house angrily.
The shopkeeper is very later, "Xiucai, what's wrong?" ”
Xiao Guo looked at the burden and was eager to try, "Don't pay attention to him, don't pay attention to him, open it and take a look." ”
"When the work is done, don't you watch? Get to work! ”
Xiao Guo turned around and left step by step, and the shopkeeper opened the baggage, took out the durian, and threw it on the table again, because it was prickly!
"Yikes! What's this? ”
。。。。。
The big mouth snoring like a symphony of fate, Xiucai was tearing the note in God, tearing it every time he muttered, "Like me, don't like me, like me, like me, don't like me, like me, don't like me......" After a while, he found that the note was torn, and he suddenly became excited, "She likes me!" Hey! ”
Big Mouth was woken up by the other party's YD smile, "Hey, why don't you sleep yet?" ”
"I can't sleep, I have something on my mind. Hey, tell me ......."
large mouth; “ZZZzzz……”
Lu Xiucai shouted: "She likes me!" ”
As soon as the big mouth was confused, he was immediately startled: "What did you say?" ”
Lu Xiucai suddenly lost his courage again, "It's none of your business, you can sleep." ”
The big mouth was quite angry, and immediately wrapped the quilt and came over, "Hey, don't, you still say it, or I won't be able to sleep this night." ”
Xiucai plucked up his courage and asked euphemistically: "You...... Have you ever liked anyone? ”
Big Mouth thought there was something earth-shattering, but when he heard this, he was extremely disappointed: "What are you asking for, are you full?" Sleep sleep ......"
"I know you don't understand."
Big Mouth couldn't stand it the most, and immediately choked: "Who said I don't understand? If it weren't for Xiao Guo blindly mixing up there last time, Huilan and I would have been. ”
"Which Huilan?"
"The one who recruited relatives in the martial arts."
"Hey, what would you do if you were given another chance?"
Big Mouth had obviously thought about it a long time ago, and immediately replied, "I don't do anything, I said." ”
"What do you say?"
I said...... Huilan, if you want to eat something, I'll make it for you. Seeing Xiucai's disdainful expression, Big Mouth immediately appeared and said: "Don't disagree, let me tell you, now this woman will eat this set." ”
"You understand again?"
"Why don't I understand, as the saying goes, eat a trench, grow a wisdom, after that incident, I figured it out, if you like someone, you have to show her something, otherwise it will become a fool not to say anything?"
"But I can't cook, so what can I do?"
"Whoever asks you to cook, you can say hello to what you are good at."
"What are you good at...... Xiucai groaned, got up and took the paper and went out.
"Hey, why are you going?"
"Write poetry!"