At the invitation of Lao Niu, Zhao Zejun stayed in his 'manor' and spent the fifteenth day of the first lunar month with the Niu family. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

As an aside, when Zhao Zejun reminded Niu Shishi of the safety seat, a thought flashed through his mind.

Come to a bitter trick, find someone to hit the old oxcart lightly or seriously!

But it was a fleeting thought, and it was immediately dispelled, the cost of this operation is too high, the risk is too great, in case the stuffing is exposed, it will not be a loss to steal chickens and rice.

I didn't expect the fool who came out of nowhere to do me a big favor.

However, if Zhao Zejun could choose by himself, he would still prefer not to have that accident, his life was hanging by a thread, and he was afraid to think about it so far.

The fifteenth day of the first month.

The New Year's flavor in the countryside is much more than in the city, although Lao Niu's house is alone in the mountain col, and there is still a long distance from the densely populated place in H County, but the liveliness is still beyond Zhao Zejun's imagination.

Early in the morning, there is an endless stream of people who come to visit.

The fifteenth day of the first lunar month is the 'New Year's Festival', the day of family reunion, and most of the people who come today are relatives of the Niu family.

Only then did Zhao Zejun know that from the morning to three or four o'clock in the afternoon, the visitors came in batches without stopping, often several groups of people at once.

Some of these people came by car, some by bus, but most of them came by bicycle, motorcycle, and even a donkey cart with a plate of pickled vegetables and salted meat.

At this time, I can see the benefits of having more wives.

The five wives of the Niu family appeared on the stage together, and received people separately, regardless of men, women, children, rich and poor, none of them were left out in the cold, and each wife stuffed a large stack of red envelopes in her handbag, the elderly over 60 years old, children under 16 years old, and one of them.

After Lao Niu personally met the eldest man in several clans, he did not show up again, and was accompanied by the future little six sons, fishing in the pond behind.

Zhao Zejun took Niu Shi to set firecrackers everywhere at home.

No wonder this baby can grow up and be able to compete with the second-generation son of the domestic first-line, he has been bold since he was a child, Zhao Zejun listened to the flash cannon with a little fright, and the little fat man slapped him happily.

"Let's go, I'll take you to the manure pit!" Zhao Zejun mysteriously beckoned to Niu Shi.

"Blow up the dung pit, blow up the dung pit...... the little fat man stupidly learned Zhao Zejun to speak.

I don't know if it's lucky or unlucky, Lao Niu's family has no dung pits, so he went around in a circle, and finally he could only dig a few pits on the lawn, put in flash cannons, and bomb them all indiscriminately, just like in a war blockbuster, the clods of soil flew sideways, and the turf imported from Italy by Lao Niu's family was blown into potholes.

It's so cool to wantonly destroy the property of local tyrants!

Exploded a super earthworm more than ten centimeters long, black and smelly, Niu Shishi had never seen such an ugly thing, was startled, held the firecracker and stuffed it to Zhao Zejun, pointing to the fat and writhing body of the big earthworm, and said viciously: "Godfather fried this, fried this ......"

"Good boy, promising!" Zhao Zejun laughed.

The two of them squatted on the ground, and in the admiring gaze of Niu Shishi, they tied the flash cannon and the earthworm together with cotton thread, and then handed the cigarette butt that they had lit the firecrackers to Niu Shi, "Do you dare to light it?" ”

Niu Shi's eyes widened, nodded vigorously, took the cigarette butt, and cautiously leaned over......

Laugh at...... Zhao Zejun turned around and ran away with the cow stone, and there was a loud bang behind him, and the big earthworm completely disappeared from this world.

It's so happy, who said that children can't be handed over to men? Look at the cow stone, smiling with peach blossoms on his face...... Well? Why are the cigarette butts still in his hands, and where did the little fat man learn to smoke?

Quickly took it over.

After setting off firecrackers for a long time, the little fat man was also tired, and the future sixth sister-in-law took him to sleep, and Zhao Zejun squatted on the edge of the pond to watch the old cow fishing.

This pond has seven or eight acres of land, the water is green and green, and more than ten catties of big fish can live in it, but Zhao Zejun saw Lao Niu fishing twice, and he only brought a fishing rod, no fish basket, and he never caught a fish.

"Mr. Niu, what fish are in the pond?" Zhao Zejun asked a little curiously.

When he makes enough money in the future, he will dig a big artificial lake, raise a lot of strange fish and put them in it, usually want to eat a few fish, and then build an antique attic by the water, and then build a water platform.

The old cow looked at the water, "You mean to say, I've been fishing for a long time, why haven't I caught one?" ”

"Hey, hey." Zhao Zejun smiled.

"In this pond, from the time it was dug up to the present, no fish have been spared at all." Lao Niu said.

"Huh?" Zhao Zejun was stunned, didn't catch a fart?

"I don't dare to say that there must be no fish, the water is brought in from the lake, maybe I will bring small fry and fish eggs over, maybe there are, maybe not, even if there are very few, anyway, I haven't caught them." The old cow said something quite mysterious.

"I don't quite understand." Zhao Zejun shook his head.

"I didn't understand it at first, but an old Taoist priest told me about this method."

The old cow put down the fishing rod, touched the cigarette and lit one, and said: "The old Taoist priest said that I have a desire for profit, six are not pure, I want to be too strong, I want to burn my heart, if I want to live longer, I have to clear the idea in my heart." ”

"I still don't understand." Zhao Zejun continued to shake his head, why did he get involved with the Taoist priest again? Lao Niu won't have an epiphany and want to become a monk, right?

I married a lot of wives and went to become a monk by myself, and I lacked eight lifetimes of great virtue!

"Why do you say that we are alive, from opening our eyes to sleeping with our eyes closed, doing everything and saying everything?" Lao Niu asked himself and replied: "That's all for a purpose, even if you eat and drink, it's to be alive." In the final analysis, people live to satisfy their 'desires', they have desires when they open their eyes, they are thinking about things when they sleep with their eyes closed, and the bigger the business, the more relationships they have, the more they want, and the more they ponder. After a long time, the mind is like a machine, spinning 24 hours a day, over-running. ”

"Mr. Niu, it is the brain that rotates continuously, and the six impure roots are the thoughts of Buddhism, if the Taoist priest wants to say this, eighty percent are liars."

"It's all the same." Lao Niu rarely did not humiliate Zhao Zejun once, waved his hand, and said indifferently: "You young people cultivate their hearts, you must train your hearts to be stronger, and you can withstand things better. Dig a big pond, knowing that there are no fish in it, and when you are fishing, you will have no desire, and your heart will be calm, and you can let it rest for a while. ”

Zhao Zejun pondered Lao Niu's words, and couldn't say that it was unreasonable.

But it's basically still nonsense.

"Digging a pond and fishing for peace of mind is still purposeful."

"You see I'm not wrong." Lao Niu looked at Zhao Zejun, "The smarter the person, the heavier his mind is, and he can go around and think about it in a word, can you not get tired like this?" When it's time to think more, you can't take one less step. When you don't need to think about it, you can't stop, can this not be heartburn? ”

Zhao Zejun thought to himself that if you divide half of my property, there will be no such troubles.

After pulling the eggs for a while, I was dizzy by the old cow and the old farmer plus the wild fox Zen theory, and saw the point of dinner.

Xiaoliu boiled a big pot of rice balls, and Niu Shengli asked people to put a bowl from the cauldron and send it to Dezi, who was hospitalized. Dezi definitely can't eat this thing now, but this meaning is very sufficient, and this bowl of rice balls is not qualified for everyone.

When he was sleeping at night, another driver of Lao Niu came and knocked on the door, and asked Zhao Zejun with an ambiguous face if he needed to 'arrange arrangements'.

Zhao Zejun was stunned for a few seconds before reacting.

If you want to say that you don't want to, it's fake, it's the age when you have strong firepower and want to be the strongest, so it's strange if you don't want to. But now he is the godfather of Niu Shi, and when he comes to this, he will inevitably be looked down upon.

There is still a chance to go to Macau with Wang Yan, and then arrange it.

Gritting teeth, refusal, crushing screams!

Early the next morning, Zhao Zejun was about to leave after breakfast, and was called to the door by Lao Niu.

In the parking lot, a brand new Land Cruiser is parked.

"Is this fixed?" Zhao Zejun was stunned for a moment, but immediately realized that it was not the same car, the car had not yet been licensed, and it was hung with a temporary license plate.

"The one who hit our car sent it." Lao Niu said.

In just three days, the accident was dealt with.

Removed a deputy captain of the traffic police team, the party responsible for the accident lost a lot of money and an almost brand new cruiser, the young man who caused the accident had his driver's license revoked, broke a leg and considered himself unlucky, the two sides signed a reconciliation letter, and the other party's family sent a man as a representative, and the person sent by Deyuan to deal with it said a lot of good things, and the attitude was very sincere.

After all, no one died, Dezi was not dead or disabled, and the old cow was angry, so it was over. People's hands can't reach out to Yuhe County, and Deyuan's hands want to reach to the next province, but it's not too easy, and the face is back, and there is no need to make a big move.

"Don't you like it, the car has sent you, drive back by yourself." Lao Niu casually threw over a few car keys.