333. All the way north (the title reminds me of forgiveness)
"I opened this road, I opened this tree, if you want to pass from here, leave pastries!" The threat spoken by the man on the side of the road in a hard-to-understand Mandarin sounded no deterrent at all, coupled with the tone in his hand that didn't look much stronger than a dung fork and the non-mainstream beggar costume on his body, Sun Wen, who knew that he was stopped and robbed, was not afraid at all or even worried, and even wanted to laugh.
"I don't have a nest, only resources, do you want it?"
"Don't! All I need to eat! As soon as the tall, thin man who was blocking the way shouted, a short man in the same beggar's costume rushed out of the haystack beside him, "Yes!" Want! Want! He ran all the way and shouted and rushed to the side of the tall and thin man, then pulled the tall man hard, and continued, "Guest officer, it was all a misunderstanding just now, my brother was joking with you!" By the way, you're talking about the silver taels that have recently become popular on the beach, right? That thing won't be used when it leaves the shore, do you want to exchange some broken silver with me, boy? ”
If the tall and thin man just now just made Sun Wen feel funny, now the performance of the little short and fat man who pulled away the tall and thin man standing in front of him directly made him laugh. Where is there any robbery in a mouthful, even a robber with a little "professional ethics" will not be like this, right?
"You're robbers?"
"It's not! Let's borrow some pastries for the second baby's birthday. ”
After listening to the tall and thin man's righteous words, Sun Wen nodded clearly, "Isn't that the robbery?" He shook his head with a smile and looked at the two thieves who seemed to be talking about cross talk, and then looked down at the sleeping Xianghe and thought about it, before taking out a few steel bars and continuing, "Then replace the broken silver, right?" ”
Sun Wen stretched out his hand, but the tall and thin man grabbed the short and fat man next to him and shook his head: "Are you treating us as strongmen or beggars?" I just want pastries! He said as he lifted the little Humpty Dumpty's back leader and withdrew him a few steps, "Da Zhuang, you know a lot about being a long-term worker in the city, you tell him!" ”
"This ......" The little Humpty Dumpty originally wanted to buy some money to buy pastries for his little nephew when he exchanged for silver, but after being pulled and pushed by his own ignorant eldest brother, he looked at the person riding in the carriage with an interested look, in order to prevent his eldest brother from being arrested by the government as a strongman, he had to tell the truth of the matter.
Humpty Dumpty and Tall Man are both from the nearby village, and because the children of the tall and thin family listen to Uncle Humpty Dumpty, who works in the city, and clamoring for pastries, the tall and thin man somehow got up and started to stop the new owner who was getting more and more harsh on the tenants with the support of the dragon girl.
However, for the honest farmer, the crooked idea that he could come up with was nothing more than stopping the carriage of the landlord's family from pulling pastries from the provincial town and "borrowing" some pastries.
"Looting pastries? In this kind of place? ”
"Hey, there's no way around it, I thought it was to dry my brother in this kind of place, and I couldn't really let my brother do the robbery, right?" Humpty Dumpty said and bowed down, "I didn't expect to collide with the nobleman, I'm really sorry." ”
Thinking of this, Sun Wen didn't care about the scene that happened just now, just waved his hand and sent them away, saying, "Forget it, since you don't want to change my resources, I don't need to go to any official mansion to complain, you can leave if it's okay!" ”
As soon as Sun Wen's words fell, Saratoga in the carriage suddenly opened the door curtain and poked his head out: "This is not good!" She shouted, and when she saw the two "bandits" turn around, they looked like they had seen a ghost, and they got out of the carriage in a hurry, stood behind Sun Wen, pointed at the two people, and continued, "How can you just leave? ”
"Gaga?" Sun Wen raised his head as if he wanted to say something, but he was immediately pressed down by Saratoga as if he was holding a scepter, he slapped the other party's hand away a little helplessly and asked, "Aren't you sleeping?" How did it come out? ”
"The movement outside is louder than the snoring of Richelieu, how can I sleep!"
"I didn't! The lord ......" Richelieu's slightly embarrassed voice came from the curtain of the door, and it was obvious that she must have lied.
"I know Richelieu, rest a little longer! Don't worry, I won't believe a word of Gaga. As soon as Sun Wen finished speaking, his ears were pinched and lifted up by Saratoga.
"Brother-in-law, what do you mean by that?"
"Saratoga, please let go of the Admiral, there are still guests watching here." was made such a fuss by Saratoga, Xianghe, who was still half-asleep and half-awake just now, also woke up, originally Sun Wen let Saratoga play a petty thing, but now she persuaded Saratoga to stop and not continue to make trouble, but the smile on her face easily exposed the idea that she didn't know and was using her brain.
Letting Sun Wen go for the time being, Saratoga shifted his gaze to the two beggar-like robbers just now, only to find that the pair of sleek and strange combinations just now had already fallen to the ground.
"Hmph, do you finally know who you're messing with?" Saratoga triumphantly jumped out of the carriage, and she walked step by step to the pair of brothers with her hands behind her back, and continued, "What do you think I should do with you? ”
The tall and thin man was already too frightened to speak, and the little Humpty Dumpty was disobedient and trembling with his teeth when he spoke: "I... The little people are convicted! ”
Seeing that the two robbers were so unbearable, Sun Wen pointed at Saratoga and turned sideways and whispered to Xianghe, who was carefully combing his hair, and asked, "What's going on?" ”
"Since Saratoga is a ship lady at first glance, that's why those brothers are so scared, right?" Xianghe said and put down the comb in his hand, "Didn't you hear it just now, Admiral?" It seems that the lords of these two brothers have become tyrannical because they have a ship girl, right? ”
"Huh? You just woke up? ”
"Yes, yes, Admiral." Xianghe said as he thought of the way he looked when he was pretending to be asleep on the Admiral's lap just now, and lowered his head a little shyly.
Sun Wen, who was staring at Saratoga, happened to miss Xianghe's delicate appearance, he just thought, "Tyranny or something, it shouldn't be enough, right?" At the same time, for some reason, I remembered the foolish impression of the landlord like Zhou Papi.
Then he shook his head and pursed his lips, and Saratoga, who was holding back a wicked smile while buttoning the big hat to the two hairy thieves who were about to roll their eyes in fright, asked, "What is she doing like this?" I think those two people are scared to death! ”
"I don't know." Shohe took a deep breath and calmed down before replying softly, "Although Saratoga does like to be tactful, she is very measured and enthusiastic, I think the Admiral should understand what she is going to do, right?" ”
"She wants to settle accounts with the landlord, right?"
"Humph! Take me to the landlord! He dares to ruin the ship and ruin the reputation of the dragon girl, I want to clean him up! ”